#my haitham needs him 😤

[enden-k]

hkvthm mean so goshdamn much to me i cant pass a day without going insane about them, my head is so full with them ahhhabbbbbdjsjhhabsn

[hydrodragons]

one year ago i got this man and the entire trajectory of my account improved for the better for the second time (first was when i got kazuha)

[kaeyaphile]

by the way:

got him 👌🏻 👏🏻 👍🏻 🥰 💚 🌱

[suntoru]

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ “YOU… CAN’T WALK?” *ੈ✩‧₊˚

summary: after a night of… suspicious activities, you find that your body is rendered useless!! how does your boyfriend react??

feat. diluc ragnvindr, kaeya alberich, childe, kazuha kaedehara, scaramouche, xiao, ayato, al-haitham, kaveh

a/n: blue balled </3

warnings: heavily suggestive however no explicit smut, minors get tf out /lh <33, innuendos, fluff, mentions of “girlie” in childe’s, basically after aftercare

─ ✰ DILUC is highkey embarrassed about not being able to resist his urges, so much so that you’re in pain because of him. he apologizes profusely and is so guilty that he hurt you 😭😭 you’ll have to reassure him that you’re alright, but that you just need some extra help getting around today or for the next week. he’ll be your majestic horse for as long as you need him to. need to go to the bathroom? he’ll carry you to and from, waiting for you to be done outside of the door. hungry? he’s already got adelinde cooking something up for you. thirsty? he just bought thirty different flavours of herbal tea. he treats all the love bites he’s given you and iced the bruises on your legs, looking up for your reaction each time. a friend of yours asked why your legs were so shaky and you couldn’t walk, and his face exploded into a bright shade of red, making it obvious that your… nighttime activities were the cause.

─ ✰ KAEYA’S your knight in shining armour, although sometimes you may want to smack his head. oh, he’ll help you alright, but at the cost of your dignity. he’s carrying you bridal-style in his arms, which may sound wholesome, but the things he’s whispering in your ear are clearly not. turning bright red, you nuzzle your head further in his chest to prevent him from looking at you. cute. he chuckles at your reaction, pressing a soft kiss to your head before gently placing you in the bath. the warm water helps your muscles relax more, easing up the tension from your legs. you sigh in relief, sinking further into the bathtub as he scrubs the soap out of your hair. you shiver when he blows over your hickeys, deliberately trying to rile you up. this time, you won’t give him what he wants, though. you flip over on your side, turning away from him with what little self-respect you have left. but it all leaves your body when he leans in closer. “easy there princess, being a brat is what got you here in the first place.”

─ ✰ CHILDE, quite like his name suggests, is a literal child. you thought kaeya was bad? well, this giant man baby wants you to flaunt off your hickeys and bruises to the whole world, he wants everyone to know you’re his and his alone. his teasing is x10000 times stronger than normal, he has no basic decency 💀💀 will make you ask for his help to inflate his ego, at this point just get up and leave </3 when you try to angrily glare at him, it comes off as more of a sad pout, so he caves and scoops you up in his arms like a kid. “aww, is my favourite baby coochie coo girlie okay? don’t worry, daddy’s here-” please smack the living shit out of him, if you don’t he’ll continue to baby and coo at you for the rest of the day. don’t even try to complain to him about the marks, he’ll just add more until he’s satisfied 😬 oh, and one last piece of advice? don’t let him see you in his shirt unless you’re looking to get wrecked (again), he’ll go absolutely feral.

─ ✰ KAZUHA, let’s be real, would be so soft and loving that you wouldn’t have any bruises and i stand this with my life 😤 but for the purpose of the plot, let’s pretend he did. out of everyone, he’s the most delicate with you. he’s so gentle and careful carrying you like you could break at any moment, whispering one of his poems quietly and humming underneath his breath. if you’re hungry, he makes his specialty dish, spoon feeds you everything, even tipping the water cup up so you can drink from it. he gives you so much love and reassurance it makes your heart absolutely melt 🥺🥺 he kisses each mark he made on your body, whispering “beautiful” each time :,) a tear slips by your eye, never has anyone treated you with such care before him. he wipes it away and pulls you close, making sure not to hurt you accidentally, and utters endless sweet nothings. in his eyes, you are a perfect creation, and he can’t thank the heavens enough that you are his. his muse, his love, forever <3.

─ ✰ SCARAMOUCHE, this bitch, thinks you’re being dramatic when you say in a scratchy voice that you can’t walk. he tells you to just get over it, and when you get pissed and try to walk away from him, your legs fail you and you brace yourself for the impact, but it never comes. his arms are hooked above yours, effectively saving you from crashing down and causing further damage. you angrily yank your arm back, telling him to leave, but he only pulls you up closer into his arms. he wraps your legs around his hips as he holds your waist, cursing something under his breath. he places you onto the couch as you turn away from him in a huff. “are you just going to ignore me?” silence. “fine. be like that then.” silence again. “…i’m …sorry. i didn’t mean it.” you turn back around, and he’s squatting on the ground with his head twisted so you can’t see his face. he moves away quickly, flustered by your gaze, and leaves the room for a minute. when he comes back, he’s holding some warm tea for your throat. needless to say, he pampers you for the rest of the day.

─ ✰ XIAO thinks you’re seriously ill when you almost tumble out of bed and land smack dab on the floor. you’ll have to explain to him why your legs aren’t exactly working, and when he does… flustered beyond relief. when he takes a closer look at you, he notices your body is full of love marks and bruises around your thighs. in the moment, he may have forgotten how fragile humans could be. he thinks he’s broken you, and he’s genuinely concerned for you 💀 you might have to direct him on how to help you, but once he gets the hang of it, he’ll do the best he can. unlike how he wields his spear, he’s delicate and graceful. he might be rough around the edges, but he’s trying, and you don’t have the heart to tell him that you don’t need him to carry you for the rest of your life, not when he cocks his head and looks at you questioningly when you don’t climb on his back. as an apology for temporarily immobilizing you, he brings you a qingxing flower and shares his almond tofu with you. honestly, what more could you ask for 😻?

─ ✰ AYATO is actual husband material <33 he’s already prepared for this for some reason 🤨 as soon as you wake up, any punishments you may have received have been treated and wrapped up carefully. a fresh pitcher of water is there for you, and by the looks of it, a bath is running. but none of it interests you if ayato isn’t there with you. carefully, with the help of thoma, you are able to wobble to the room ayato is in, concentrated on his paperwork. hobbling towards him, he pushes his chair back so you can sit on his lap. pressing a kiss to your cheek, he brushes the hair out of your face, “darling, you should be resting. i ran a bath for you, is everything okay? are you sore anywhere?” “can you come join me? please?” you beg, putting on the cutest pout you can manage. “if you can wait ten minutes until i’m done.” internally, you sigh, but you patiently sit on his lap and wait until he’s finished. ah, but don’t worry, the reward is definitely worth it. he kneads through all the sore spots, applies all your skincare, and changes your clothes. later, you do matching face masks 💗

─ ✰ AL-HAITHAM was probably prepared for this, he read hundreds of books about human reproduction 💀 he notes all the side effects you seem to have: a scratchy throat, unstable legs, exhaustion… he saves it for the next time you have… physical activities. he remembers an article he read on how to take care of your significant other after intercourse, and follows that. he makes homemade soup to soothe your throat, which he watches over you as you drink. he also forces you to take naps, he’ll read “the control politicians have over our daily lives” just to make you fall asleep. he’ll get your groceries, take out your trash, and do your work so you can focus on relaxing, all with a stoic face. if anyone asks him where you are, he’ll just give an obvious lie with a straight face 💀💀 “y/n is out collecting a census right now.” “but they told me they were sick?” normally his lies are flawless, but when it’s about you… his mind doesn’t function properly. but if you absolutely need to get somewhere, you’re going to have to ask him. last time, he locked kaveh out of the dorm for 48 hours for helping you get a book from the library because he fell asleep 💀

─ ✰ KAVEH’S face is the first thing you see when you wake up. jumpscare warning sir he’s hovering over you, observing your face. immediately after he sees that you are awake comes the barrage of questions. “my love, are you all right? i wasn’t too rough, was i?” he’s such a simp i could never see him being rough he dramatically gasps when he sees your shaky legs, pretending to be shocked, but he’s slightly happy that this means you’ll have to cling onto him for the whole day. but oh my, both of you still have work!! whatever shall you do? it seems like the only solution is for him to take you everywhere… he proudly parades you around the akademiya, much to the embarrassment of you. but there’s nothing you can really do, not when you can’t run away, so you bury your head in his back to avoid the judging gazes of the other scholars. kaveh shoots a smug grin to an uncaring al haitham, who probably knows and heard everything from last night💀💀

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[suguru-getos]

genshin men when they see you glam up for the first time

characters included: kaveh, alhaitham, cyno, ayato

kaveh: now this man knows what he is doing when he proceeds to kiss you passionately, paying no mind to how your makeup might streak, how your perfect lipshade might be imprinted on his own lips. he will wear it like a badge of honor if you ask him to. just ask! <3 ever since you’ve been dating the master architect, you’ve never been too careful with your looks. it was the fact that you and him worked together for the ksharvar. mostly you were dressed in your akademiya attire. today however, was different, you were dressed beautifully, and the moment kaveh saw you. he dramatically kissed you, as if all the compliments he holds aren’t enough. as if whatever he’ll say won’t do justice. “sweetheart, gosh— i need to dress up too, need to match my lovely gorgeous of a baby,” kaveh retorted, rushing to get dressed as well 😤 man’s never going to let that troupe come to place. yk the troupe: homeless man x red carpet woman yeah. 🤦🏻‍♀️

alhaitham: now alhaitham knows how beautiful you are, either way, he keeps telling you how perfect your features are. how precious you look & how adoring he finds you whenever your lips curl into the most beautiful smile ever. but nothing 👏 nothing prepares him for when you glam up & doll up for him. getting ready for his birthday. alhaitham is speechless, the only emotions on his face are of pure flustered shock, he can’t imagine you could look THIS AMAZING! “and a happy birthday to me,” alhaitham smiles softly, raising. brow and snaking his arms around your waist, pulling you closer. “you looking this good almost makes me want to cancel all the plans.” you gingerly push his chest away, a blush creeping onto your cheeks. “stop it— haitham,”

cyno: this man decided it would be a FAIRLY GOOD TIME to crack a joke over your beauty. no— it is not even a joke. it is some annoying line he uses like: “did it hurt?” while you blink, confusion all your face. “what do you mean cyno?” he walks closer to your face, holding your chin and leaning in, whispering softly. “when you fell down from the heaven for me, angel face?” please— the deadpan you had on your face. followed by bursts of giggling. “cyno please— that line is so bad, so fucking bad—” you whine out, rolling your eyes and getting back to the final touches of your makeup. “maybe i can makeup for them, in other ways,” normally, general mahamatra knows how flustered you get when he talks like this, but this time… you’ve been craving him so long! that you caved in almost instantly. “yes please— make it up to me!” maybe he will 🫡

ayato: the whole estate was ordered empty, ayaka being busy in the festival that was hosted. thoma accompanying her. ayato told the shumatsuban to take care of lady ayaka’s security. all to have some much needed time with his beloved being in the whole wide world. “now than, if any distractions are gone i sugge-” his jaw slacked, watching you turn towards him in the most beautiful kimono ever. it had the kamisato emblem as well. “i- wow, you truly accentuate the clan just by your presence,” ayato was awestruck, smiling brightly towards you. “good thing i rendered this place empty. they won’t hear your moans when i’m done worshipping your body,”

[silvernyxchariot]

I'm Glad You Exclaimed, Dear Netizen.

Builds and Thoughts Below

¹ Kaveh

Kaveh is my DPS for the team. Yes, I play favorites. You can tell Alhaitham; I'm sure he wouldn't care. I'm kidding, I love you too, Alhaitham.

He's always a WIP.

Bloom damage leaning, but I'm collecting a myriad of artifacts and weapons just for the sake of giving him a versatile wardrobe. Flower of Paradise Lost, Gladiator's Finale, Deepwood, and Guilded artifact sets all work for him. Depends on what you need. Some people on HoyoLab have used a Vermillion Hereafter and Nobelesse sets, too.

Still needs to be triple crowned because... ✨️resources.✨️ #/ResinlessBehavior #/MoralessBehavior

² Xingqiu

I thought I was insane for giving Xingqiu the Deepwood Forest set. But the Vermillion Hereafter set player proved me wrong.

He is now dedicated to Dendro.

Originally, he was going to have his standard set, Emblem of Severed Fate, but it dawned on me that "Deepwood needs to be in the team, but it doesn't need to be on a Dendro character.

He wields Sapwood Blade for the ER and EM boost.

³ Kuki, Shinobu

Shinobu. My beloved. The reason this team doesn't get SLAPPED or blow itself up from Dendro cores.

As I've said before, Shinobu's artifacts still need to be leveled up.

Before Xingqiu, Shinobu was going to wield the Deepwood set because, you know, "hyperbloom" means "Electro MUST be on the team." But then I wanted to build Thoma for burgeon, so Shinobu would be kicked from the team, and I would lose my Deepwood set.

This format makes her more flexible for other team comps.

FoPL also works... So says game8.

⁴ Al Haitham

There's nothing special about Alhaitham's build... Maybe replacing an ATK% sands for an ER sands, but he still has a Dendro dmg goblet and Crit dmg circlet.

I chose an ER sands because I wanted him to be the subDPS. He's a burst bot. He uses his skill and burst to spread Dendro, via running around, dodging, and attacking. Something the Zhongli shielders seem to not know how to do apparently./j

I also have LoFI but I gave it to my Ayato.

Disclaimer: As of Aug. In 2023, there are 66 million Genshin players with active accounts. Someone out there probably has the ultimate team for Kavetham/Haikaveh (whichever you prefer), and character builds, but I am sadly not the one. 😔 With that being said, I don't gatekeep. 😤 I encourage all my fellows to continue building characters and devising stratagems that fit their wants and needs, irregardless of the backlash they may get from meta-players.

[dustofthedailylife]

If i lose 50/50 to keqing bae again i will fucking cry.

Qiqi is fine because i need a cryo healer and applier, Diluc because big bird burst funni and i’ll pair him with Kaeya LMAO, Tighnari because my Aggravate team is suffering with dendraether, and there’s Mona.

I have C1 mona. This woman comes home EARLY. Like 20 pity early.

Standard bless me with a fucking Lost Prayer or PWJS pleeeeeease.

Or a Heizou. That works.

Fingers crossed that it's either Xiao or anyone else besides Keqing who comes home 🙏🏼

I recently got PJWS off standard banner but do you think I'd even get a single Shinobu?! I've never even gotten a Sara either and only have her now because of the Ayato banner 💀

I have all the standard characters and it's funny how everyone seems to have that one character that constantly comes home. For me it's Diluc. He is the 5* I have the second most constellations for. Like, my guy, I love writing for you but please, stay out of my pulls!

I didn't have Keqing yet until like a couple of weeks ago when I was going for Ayato cons (which is also why I'm guaranteed Haitham now, so thanks Keqing I guess lol!)

I lost to Tighnari twice in a row once during the Albedo banner and then again on Nahida's banner but I'm actually not mad because he quickly became my favorite standard character 🥰

Crossing my fingers for you that you get something you want 😤💪🏻

[garoujo]

Honestly im so conflicted 😔 like i want nahida BUT haitham is rumored to come in patch 3.4 and i MUST get him for my harem collection (which is basically every tol genshin men minus childe bcs that menace didn't came home 😤) and bcs of his tiddies hehe, I just hope nahida comes home early 😭 -blue anon

no cause nonnie this is my problem ꒰ ᐡ ´͈ ᐜ `͈ ᐡ ꒱ !!! i was gonna pull 4 nahida but all the rumoured banners coming after is gonna leave me BROKE ! i need all of them sob . . thankfully i have childe so that gives me more time 2 save but ajhajaja im gonna be dying here </3 & i need haitham SO ! BAD ! i hope she comes home early 4 u 2 tho bbie !

[enden-k]

everytime i think im ok, my lost wife dain gets mentioned somewhere and i stumble immediately and break my hip like a fragile old man

[enden-k]

i got my daki of alhaitham too like week ago that i ordered when i was slightly drunk, and i keep it under my covers safely hidden where he is only to be looked at under covers with phone flashlight on (I have 2 very judgemental roommates that love to go into my room without knocking)

also show your new alhaitham addition!!!!

ughhh ppl need to remember to knock!!!! i get rlly annoyed whenever smn bursts into my room, luckily my roommate knocks but my cat rlly could learn a thing or two /j

anw i spread him out just now bc my bestie demanded pics but my cat (who - if some ppl remember - REALLY loves haitham which further proves hes a catperson) planted herself on his face and is currently cleaning her ass on him

ill show him once he was in the wash and is actually on a pillow, i need my wife to smell like me after all 😤 (also pls do wash anything u bought before using it, friendly reminder to anyone)