#my movieeeeeeeeee

[disneychannelhistory]

Today in Disney Channel History...

The Disney Channel Original Movie Upside-Down Magic premiered on Disney Channel (31 July, 2020)

[holdoncallfailed]

idk it's weird to me because barbie was an extremely politically-charged figure for me growing up because i understood that she represented an ideal of femininity that i didn't see reflected in any of the real women in my life and i knew that she was associated with vapidity based on various parodies, the barbie girl aqua song, etc. i was always gravely offended when someone who didn't know me well gave me a barbie doll because i didn't want to be thought of as girly (even tho i wore pink and purple and dresses and liked lisa frank and didn't like roughhousing etc.) and therefore shallow or unintelligent, which i recognize was due to internalized misogyny, but i didn't make that association out of nowhere.

that's why i'm so baffled by people saying "all movies are selling a product this is no different" because barbie has ALWAYS been the locus of culture clashes because she has ALWAYS been first and foremost intended for little girls. the obvious angle of the film is going against the mainstream understanding of barbie as a symbol of superficial consumerism by literally turned her into a real woman, that's why it's intriguing. so obviously the marketing for the film is implicitly if not explicitly hinging on the idea of female empowerment through consumerism. and these products are geared toward adults, who have way more disposable income than children but are also ostensibly better equipped to resist commercialism and yet here we are. like surely you are not all this dense

[kseniazhuk]

When Belarus’ JESC nf only has two songs in Belarusian, but that’s twice the amount they had last year

[jashne-bahaaraa]

ahhhhhhhhh

[n6918]

(After Weiss had been saved by Jaune at Haven academy)

Weiss: Jaune!

Jaune: Yes Weiss?

Weiss: As you saved my life back at Hav-

Jaune: Weiss it was nothing you don’t need to tha-

Weiss: AS YOU saved my life back at Haven I have decided to give you another chance.

Jaune: ...

Weiss: ...

Jaune: Oh right! ...Oh well I mean do you want to see a movieeeeeeeeee! *Weiss was grabbing his groin*

Weiss: I was thinking of something else. *smiles*

Jaune: Weiss *gulp* ok Weiss sure *moan* but not here! Oh shit! Everyone can see!

Weiss: Oh we will head to the bedroom in, oh I don’t know 5 minutes, but I we enjoy this right now! *fondles*

Jaune: *moans loudly* Weiss I’m a good boy! *moans*

Weiss: I know you are Jaune.



[rideofbrunhelga]

After fifteen years

Here we are. I’ve waited more than half my life for this movie and it’s finally HERE! TODAY!!!! I can’t believe it. I’ll have something hopefully more profound to say later but I just got home from work so I’m exhausted, but also INCREDIBLY excited for THE JUNGLE MOVIEEEEEEEEEE

[camren-believer]

Do you like wall-e?? thats a good movieeeeeeeeee awww

Yesss i watched todayyy, my friend recommended mee.. i like it.. wall e such a romantic i like it so much 😍 and story tho..

[kmelli]

Me : * cleaning & playing some sleepy hallow *

My kid : I say action it’s a movieeeeeeeeee

[clearcarrion]

Liveblogging Selfishness v. Selflessness!

VIRGILLLLL

oh he did go back to brown

WOOOOOOO

MOVIEEEEEEEEEE

HELLO ROMAN

Handstand complete

Oh. 13th eh?

Patton what are you- oh a wedding

*glares* watch yourself, Ro

Patton seems off

Patton definitely seems off.

Now that you point it out, Logan seems a bit off too

*squints* Patt-

Oh hey deceit

"your face ruined my day" holy shit

Dr trickle and mr lies

"bad deceit" "sorry deceit"

Team rocket?

ITS A WEDDING, DECEIT

Patton you are such a dad

Be my dad please

Roman what the hell

I'm siding with V here.

Deceit I will literally clock you right the fuck now

Nani?

Get out deceit

We're in a court now-

Oh deceit in a suit wowie

All of the sides in a sui-

Roman you broke the gavel

I understand nothing you are saying Roman

Gosh darn.

Cool it, Ro

Also mood.

V I like your suit

"Noooooot,,, guilty???"

What a dorky cackle deceit

What was the podcast thomas

Oh he's reading a dictionary

Seems like Logan

Yeah we got it Logan

The amount of bibles-

Wow what a suit deceit-

Can you see that I'm slightly thirsty

Logan you are so smug

Roman, laughing: no lying, deceit

"what? How?"

Winning the callback

My friends distract me from my responsibilities too, don't worry.

Thomas I'm hugging you right the fuck now

Wait they've been declining?

Real mature, Roman

Dude c'mon

Planner and calendar eh

Man you keep track of time well

Can I pet you, Patton?

Butterfingers!! Candyyyyyy!!

THE PUNS RETURN!!

Deceit I am offended

I LIKE YOU, VIRGIL

Deceit for the love of god

THE ONE ANGRY MAN KRKDKXJ

Oh mood v

Thomas is very expressive I love it a lot

V you look like you're dying inside and it's a mood

WAIT PATTON

HUG??

HUG??? DO YOU WANT HUG?????

Oh you poor baby!!!!!

HUG!!!

WANT TO HUG!!!

HUFMG THE DAD!!

HUG!! DAD!!

HUG AND COMFORT DAD!!

PAT YOU ARE WONDERFUL!

"Virgil?" "*Fart noise*"

A mood

"who are these clarifications for?! Cut to the chase!!"

His what levels

"Don't."

Roman: ORDER

Virgil, internally: jesusfuckingchrist-

Patton please stop pressuring the poor boy

Roman are you okay

"Wroammin"

What the fuck?

It's like spelling Albuquerque.

Thomas are you okay

Do you need a hug

Nice alliteration Ro

Yes I like weddings if they're not-

What

*squints* what the fuck

"say you had a stereotypical relationship between a man and a woman"

"you lost me"

Patton stop flattering him

"ssssssuck up"

Are you sure Ro

That's more like it

You missed the gavel platform Ro

Alright deceit whaddaya want

IIIIII'LL KEEP ALL MY PLANS CLOSE TO MY CHEST-

Sorry I like Hamilton

Pat u dork

Deceit are you trying to confuse me

Because it's working

Kinda

Not really

Holy shit

You're kinda right v

Egoism huh

I'd rather be left to my own devices

Racism is bad

Nani

Pfft lecturing

Pat- sweetheart-

Hun-

Honey-

Kidd-

Goddamit with the dad jokes

I lo-

To the Standers

Royal weddings eh

What the fuck

N-no?? R rated movies are usually seen with adults if your under 18 iirc

Yeah. Royalty that doesn't matter in the US

*squints* Roman...

Kanga court

Court-Roo

Couch courtroom

Court couch

Couch room

Deceit for-

Oh honey

Can I hug you?

Please?

Sweetheart-

Deceit you are too happy about this

Look you can pinpoint the moment my heart breaks

I hereby- holy shit Roman!!

ROMAN YOU MADMAN HOLY HELL

What point, deceit

"WHOOOO"

But being blindfolded is-

No we do not condone assult decei-

LOGAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

OH I LOVE THAT

V you look like you wanna punch him

*high fives Patton and Roman*

HELL YEAH, DAD JOKE SQUAD

"set me straight" heh

Foil?

Logan I'm confused

Oh worm V

"his friends" um. v. V GET BACK HERE WHAT DO YOU MEAN

This is new music

*sneezes*

Allergic to the new music

Also bless me

Tommy you are adorable.

Stink shoes

Second most handsome prince!!

I have a beautiful princess and handsome prince! (@lightningbug04 @thepotatoking1010 )

Yay empathy!!

Listen to your empathy kiddos

Food!

Hello Fresh! I love that

Cat?

Kitter?

Catty?

Kitty?

Kittykittycatkittykittycatcat

Oh!! That was Hello Fresh stuff!

thomassanders80 folks!

Thomas you poor thing

How gross did squishing that food against your face feel?

Also CANDY!!