#my personal headcanon is that he just straight up never bothered to take the licensing exam

[rin-the-shadow]

So going back on my "What if Robin and the Riddler had to team up because Batman was incapacitated?" bullshit again. But since the original image that inspired it was the one of Riddler and Molly (in disguise as Robin) wearing helmets in the car, I am now envisioning this:

Riddler: *Giddily climbing into the driver's side of the vehicle*

Robin: "...Are you sure you should be the one driving?"

Riddler: "Of course. You don't have a license, do you, Boy Wonder?"

Robin: "I have a learner's permit."

Riddler: *triumphantly raising a finger.*

Riddler: "Ah, but you do not have a licensed driver in the car, and unlike you, I have no qualms about breaking the law!"

Robin: *snaps fingers in annoyance*

Robin: "Holy misdemeanor!"

[dystovian]

Could you do headcanons for when the paladins ask out their crush, the reader, but are rejected?

Yes! Of course! Thank you so much for the request. This is more of a modern AU I guess? I still tried to include Coran and Allura but I didn’t know what to do with friends or no friends thing when you’re in space and you cant not be friends when you’re stuck in space.

 I hope that made sense. Also this was very unnecessarily long and probably seems rushed but I tried :D

 credit to @gayrussianicequeen for helping me out with the Pidge one

 Shiro

  • okay, first off, it’s very obvious Shiro is HEAD OVER HEELS for you •he’s the type of person to not even realize his feelings until later on, even then, it’ll really take him a while to actually gather up the courage to even go up to you. • he gets flowers •maybe a kit-kat bar too, or whatever your favorite candy is. •he’s quite traditional, actually.. •now, depending on where you are, he may or may not go up to you. Garrison? Eh, maybe, is it the end of the day and you’re just leaving? Hell yeah why not. •if it were that case, he’d probably do his best to keep the flowers perfect, and you would ask about them all day only for him to avoid the question and change the subject as well. •he’d pull the flowers out and some random candy or stuffed bear, start explaining himself and his feelings toward you, and top it off with a lovely but awkwardly cute smile, extreme blushing, and then shoving his face into the flowers and exhaling. •now, depending on your answer, whether you’d like to stay friends or not, either way, he’d be heartbroken. •if you want to stay friends ; I feel that he would be a lot less heartbroken, but it would be very difficult, because, I mean he likes you and finds you attractive so seeing you everyday after you reject him is soooooooo awkward especially for him. •if you find that it’s awkward too, and don’t want to stay friends ; he’d be super devastated, would most likely go home and sulk while watching comedies and horror movies to keep his mind off of it. •doesn’t work tho because he watched It Follows and now he thinks someone’s after him and doesn’t sleep and ends up thinking about you. Oops?

 Lance

  •why would you even say no honestly •jk anyway •so, knowing Lance and the way he is there would a LOT of build up toward the official confession. •puns about how beautiful/handsome you are, how amazing you look today even though you didn’t even brush your hair and was up until 3 •pick-up lines toward the end of the day. •he’d probably drive you somewhere (I hope he has a license) like a small shop down the street from yours or his house. •buy you some candy and a slushee (if ya like them) •will definitely without a doubt have his arm around your shoulder 99.9999998% of the time so just, let’s hope you’re comfortable with that. •when it actually comes to asking you out he’ll stutter and then blurt the rest of it out with his eyes shut so tight. •when you say no prepare to feel extremely guilty because instead of looking sad about it he does that thing where he tries to act all cool about it but he’s just… •"no, no really it’s fine. here I can drive you home if you want. no really, it’s fine don’t worry. it’s my fault really so sorry to make you uncomfortable.“ •probably doesn’t answer any text messages from you or anyone else. •he does hope to stay friends but wouldn’t mind if you didn’t, he thinks it’s understandable but would still beat himself up over it.

 Keith

  •once again why would you say no you’re lucky this kid even likes you a little bit I feel like he’ll yell at inanimate objects if he stubbed his toe or smthn •but anyway. •Keith is very attracted to you whether it’s because you’re nice, or you seem to look great no matter what you do •like Shiro he keeps it simple and traditional and wouldn’t want to go all out because he’s afraid to be rejected (foreshadowing bye) in the end when he planned something so nice •definitely got you starbursts or sour patch kids and if you don’t like them he’ll just put them away and get on with it •he totally eats them later on k bye •definitely got like one carnation. •when he finally asks you he stutters but once it’s out he seems way too calm, like a lot calmer than you thought •once he hears the no come from your mouth he just shuts down and says ‘oh, oh ok’ •seems kinda pissed in your eyes but he’s mostly angry at himself if anything. will definitely get up and apologize and then nod and walk off. •please apologize to the boy at least, he’s very sensitive when it comes to opening up and I feel like after that he would be WAYYY too hesitant when it comes to opening up to people especially when he feels attracted to them

 Hunk

  •please don’t say no pleasepleSeplaesse •he’s so wholesome and pure and lovely how •now hunk being that way is sometimes a disadvantage, being too kind at times can get you killed. well not necessarily killed but it can cause trouble, especially if it’s the naive kind. •though Hunk is very smart, so I doubt he would be clueless about anything. •I do feel that Lance would probably be way too encouraging and say stuff like , “Hunk, buddy pal friendo, quit your worrying! They definitely like you, who wouldn’t! You’re a great person….” and blah blah blah •Eventually goes up to you with some sort of food in his hands, most likely your favorite or one that triggers happy memories between you and him, and/or the paladins +Coran and Allura •Pops the question, definitely looks dead inside •literally has no expression and are, are his eyes,,, crossing? •quite unfocused so when you finally and hopefully politely turn him down, you think he didn’t hear you. •say his name a couple times and that’s when you realize that he did in fact hear you and he’s kind of just processing the information •definitely just goes oMo and then falls to his knees and begs for your forgiveness •"oh my gosh Y/n I am so sorry I made it awkward I didn’t mean it I just care for you and all that and I still wanna be friends please oh gosh I ruined our friendship” •please tell him it’s ok and then pat his back and take him to a movie or home or whatever just help the poor boy he’s too sweet oh gosh •take him to the carnival or arcade to cheer him up if you stay friends which is most likely because Hunk is too nice.

 Pidge

  •asked Lance for advice on how to do it •immediate regret •then went to ask Coran, but kinda just clapped her hands together, stared into space, and turned around after she thought about a possible 7-day lecture on asking people out •Went straight to Shiro and Allura and they gave the best advice out of everyone except Allura started talking about stuff from Altea and dating in Altea and just paused and ran lolol •took most of their advice, which was to just get straight to the point and maybe get them something •got them something she made herself (she definitely made you a knockoff GameCube which actually was way better than the original somehow) •she was flustered but it didn’t exactly seem like it because she wasn’t stuttering but her face was so goddamn red man •kinda just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ after she says it •right when hears the word no, that word never leaves her head for the next week or maybe even two •if you stay friends she’s definitely happy and won’t even mind if she still has feelings for you, she’s just glad that you two can still hang out together •if you don’t want to stay friends she just awkwardly laughs and when she’s going to leave she apologizes and lets you keep what she made for you (no buts or ifs she insists you keep it) •definitely needs to let out some type of steam so she probably just roasts everyone if they bother her peace and quiet times.