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[wasp-coffee]

I posted 21,958 times in 2022

117 posts created (1%)

21,841 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@eraseorzero

@soldiercastiel

@finleycannotdraw

@hairbackc0llarup

@agenderarkham

I tagged 2,265 of my posts in 2022

#top gun - 573 posts

#maverick - 409 posts

#top gun maverick - 371 posts

#pete maverick mitchell - 339 posts

#iceman - 235 posts

#mcr - 233 posts

#tom iceman kazansky - 218 posts

#my chem - 209 posts

#my chemical romance - 203 posts

#rooster - 154 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#i don't think i'll ever trust a biography of her made by a man because their view their opinion is the only lens we've ever seen her through

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

omg u mentioned mav + wolf friendship??? where was this do u have photographic evidence i would like to see the wolfmav friendship

Hello! Yes!

This is a few shots before but Wolf leans in a bit after this and says "Gutsiest move I ever saw, man"

He is also the one who calls Charlie to tell her Mav's going to quit so he obviously cares about Mav to some degree at that point.

(sorry I am literally grabbing these as I go-)

There's this... twin primal scream after the mission

See the full post

15 notes - Posted September 1, 2022

#4

hey im cody (@incorrecttopgunquotes) and i had a full on laugh when i saw your url in my notifs this morning because yesterday a wasp flew in my coffee and stung me in the mouth so the irony is great

kfjdodjdjdid oh my god-

is your mouth okay??

this url is a really bad pun, not a threat - i swear XD

bestie→bee's tea→wasp coffee 😅

thank you for sharing that's absolutely hilarious :)

16 notes - Posted August 26, 2022

#3

Goncharov this, Goncharov that, has no one seen the holiday special????? How the Gonch Stole Christmas

18 notes - Posted November 22, 2022

#2

What if Hollywood/ Wolfman owned The Hard Deck instead of Penny?

Either of them looking on to Rooster’s performance, remembering Goose so clearly. Bradley doesn’t remember them - he was a kid - but they remember him from the funeral, his birthday parties, a few little league games. Rooster doesn’t know them anymore - they were just two of many uniformed uncles - but still has the feeling he’s met them before, or seen them, the two guys who own The Hard Deck. 

When Mav gets thrown out The Hard Deck they’re smiling and laughing along with everyone else, when he nears the window they’re the ones that meet his gaze. Knowing, realising, recognising the grief in Mav’s face as they look between the spitting image of his dead best friend and pure heartbreak. None of them are in Rooster’s life anymore. He outgrew all of them.

Thanks to @i-put-the-pan-in-panic for helping me with this one 

21 notes - Posted September 9, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

love is stored in the appendix

21 notes - Posted April 3, 2022

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[steviesays]

I posted 545 times in 2021

41 posts created (8%)

504 posts reblogged (92%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 12.3 posts.

I added 166 tags in 2021

#royai - 76 posts

#yes - 24 posts

#fmab - 12 posts

#they - 10 posts

#loki - 10 posts

#fic recs - 9 posts

#loki spoilers - 7 posts

#yeah - 6 posts

#pls - 6 posts

#exactly - 6 posts

Longest Tag: 130 characters

#what’s funny though is that i went into the movie expecting to hate it because the books were so bad but it wasn’t a terrible film

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

May Fic Recs

yes hello it is the last day of May :)

the secret is to swallow / without expecting hunger to disappear by @lantur - in progress

Fandom: FMA:B

Lantur has given us another BANGER of course we have our regularly scheduled pining but this time from Roy’s point of view

icarus on metal wings by venusianviolet (@trevorsypha on twitter) - complete

Fandom: FMA:B

EDWIN!!! THEY’RE IN LOVE!!!!!! yeah I love them

I was covering my eyes again by fullmetallizard - in progress

Fandom: FMA:B

omg so its like a reincarnation fic where the cast of fmab remembers their past life (canon) but riza doesn’t remember !!!! the tragedy !!!!! how tf is this gonna play out idk but im excited to see

the water’s warm and children swim by more-than-melody - complete

Fandom: FMA:B

just what it says on the tin and what can I say im a slut for young royai

the theory of everything by yourendlessblue - in progress

Fandom: FMA:B

ok so this fic is working OVERTIME on ruining my life aldjfhlsa so basically berthold hawkeye works with time alchemy, not flame alchemy, and yall know how I feel about time travel !!!!!!!!!!! and young royai !!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah this one was up my alley and has in the process destroyed my emotions

Go, and I Will Follow by @hlwim - complete

Fandom: FMA:B

yeah I sobbed thats all you need to know about this fic its the worst timeline

Be Kind, Rewind by icewhisper - complete

Fandom: FMA:B

TIME! LOOP! this is the second worst timeline ajklhjfkhds

quinque series by @agentcalliope - in progress

Fandom: FMA:B

its post canon focusing on Roy and Riza’s recovery after the promised day and the FEELINGS !!!!!

Dismantle the Sun by @that-hoopy-frood - complete

Fandom: FMA:B

ok first of all I need yall to read everything this author has ever written because its all amazing and all of their FMA:B stuff is CONNECTED !!!!!!! oof I loved this story especially though, its about ishvallan reconstruction being ummm halted adjklsahd love a conspiracy theory/cult shit gets real crazy real fast

Notorious by @bob-fish - complete

Fandom: FMA:B

so this is baby Roy and Chris backstory and I loved it !!!!!! I loved getting into Chris’s character because this story isn’t one that’s often told and this was just a wonderful representation

ok thats all I have for you this month!! I hope you guys enjoy these fics as much as I did and if you have any suggestions for me my ask box is always open! if you see that I didn’t tag an author because I couldn’t find their blog but you know them please let them know I loved their fic!!!!

29 notes • Posted 2021-06-01 03:05:20 GMT

#4

Can you believe that Taylor Swift watched fmab started shipping royai and then wrote forever winter about them

33 notes • Posted 2021-11-12 14:09:42 GMT

#3

YALL AKSJDKD IM FORCING MY FRIEND TO WATCH FMAB FOR THE FIRST TIME AND ITS THE EPISODE WITH ELICIAS BIRTHDAY AND SHE GOES”omg I hope nothing bad happens to Hughes” AND I JUST HAD TO GO

43 notes • Posted 2021-10-09 02:08:45 GMT

#2

Royai fandom has been introduced to illicit affairs but have you heard august ??? willow ????? the 1 ??????

45 notes • Posted 2021-06-03 12:41:17 GMT

#1

edward elric’s worst nightmare

407 notes • Posted 2021-04-15 16:12:17 GMT

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[the-monkeies-girl]

Joe Mazzello Imagines.

These are just some really basic imagines like fluffy tho.... Like if you were bff’s with Joe, ya feel? If you guys like them, i’ll make more!!! Maybe more flirty next time! Let me know. Reblog and likes are appreciated! love you, thanks for the read.

Going to baseball games with him, even though you’re not the biggest fan of the sport. 

Joe, grabbing your arm right in the middle of an important play in the game and he’s just shaking you wildly and shouting before standing up and cheering. You can see a peek of his stomach as he raises his arms above his head and screams at what seems to be the top of his lungs. You’re there in your seat, holding on for dear life as the popcorn in your hands bounces comically into your lap as he shook you. 

The above has happened when you were trying to eat a corn dog and rather dramatically ended with you getting poked in the eye with a corn dog before it fell to the ground in what seemed like slow-motion, which, Joe thought was pretty hilarious as he did his full body laugh, throwing his head back and cackling almost evilly as he patted his chest. Joe apologized of course, but nothing could replace your corn dog. Until he offered to buy you another one. 

He either shows up at your apartment or you show up at his apartment and make yourselves right at home. 

You’ve woken up from a nap and almost jumped out of your skin upon seeing him innocently eating a poptart in the middle of your kitchen. Joe is wide-eyed, mid-bite before slowly sinking his teeth into the tasty treat. “Wh---” “I was out of them and your place is closer than the store.” He says with a mouth full, waving the poptart in his hand as he held the other in he opposite hand. “I gave you my key for emergencies, Joe!” “This was an emergency. I was.... Hungry?”

It sort of just keeps happening though and oddly enough, it feels natural when he comes sauntering into your apartment, shutting the door behind him and taking off his shoes. There’s nothing to be said between the two of you at times as he had just come over to avoid being alone at his apartment. You think it’s sort of funny and cute when he’s at your place and just mindlessly hangs out in the hallway, hands by his chest in a sort of chicken wing position, thinking about what he wants to do before gasping and trailing off to do just that. It usually involves going to the couch to watch a movie or read one of your books laying on the coffee table.

Those days when you show up to his apartment uninvited, you try to knock, but there are times when you just walk in and plop yourself face down on his couch and just groan loudly. One of his cats jumps onto you and snuggles right into the small of your back. Joe was sitting at the table with his laptop and just watched you come in and watched you fall dramatically. “Bad day?” You just groaned even louder so he could hear you. Joe nods to himself and lets the silence sink into the air. You’ll talk whenever you’re ready, which, he understands that means you’ll never tell which does bother him for some strange reason. He’ll be what you need him to be, and that’s a friend. 

Late night board game competitions. 

Something that doesn’t start off as a late night sort of thing, but eventually, with how competitive Joe can get, it turns into a game that lasts until one or two in the morning. Most often happens with Monopoly, a game known for ‘ruining’ friendships and the only reason that it lasts that long is because;

Joe tossed the board upside down three rounds in after you bought a property he desperately wanted. You watched him do it, the pieces flying onto the floor followed by the paper money, “Are you serious?” You laughed at him but stopped very quickly upon seeing the deadpan look on his face. “Dead,” He sat up, hands flat on the coffee table, “serious.” “You know, we’re starting again.” “I’m not going to lose this time.” “You gotta play all the way to lose.” You chuckled, crawling over to the overturned Monopoly board.

You play UNO as well, which is honestly one of Joe’s favorites because he always manages to kick your butt. It gives him serious bragging rights when he wins and whenever he does, Joe stands up and shuffles rather awkwardly in his little victory dance. “I WON!” He cheer to himself, holding up his hands and wailing them about while you were left with five cards still, a reminder of your bitter defeat.  “OH YEAH, BABY!” To contradict his outburst during Monopoly, you often times pick up the entire deck of UNO cards and throw them at him mid-victory dance and shout, “WINNER GETS TO CLEAN UP.”

“But I---” You catch eyes with him and without any warning, Joe basically lunges himself over the coffee table, cards following suit and hitting the floor, leaving you a laughing mess as you crawled away, standing up and throwing yourself over the back of the couch, “I WON, I shouldn’t have to clean up!” He followed you, grabbing a pillow off the couch as you darted down the bedroom. Joe quite literally chucked it at you, hitting your legs causing you to trip. You were alright as you kept laughing, pressing your face into your arm, “You’re just a sore-loser.” “I’d rather be a sore-loser than brag about winning like the easiest card game of all kind.” Joe held up a finger as you rolled onto your back and looked at him as he came up the hallway, “I should let you know that go fish is easier and I no longer hold the crown of best go fish player of all time.” There was faux sorrow in his voice as it cracked. “Oh, my god.” “I know,” Joe pouted and whined a bit, “Tragic.”

Social media shenanigans.

Joe taking a video in selfie mode, slowly panning to you as you read your book. He presses a finger to his lips as if to say ‘quiet’ to whoever was watching the video before letting out a piercing shriek. Your face is completely priceless as he zoomed in on it proceeded by you yelling at him that he scared you and hitting his head lightly with your book.

Tons of Instagram debacles, especially when he’s off on press tour for Bohemian Rhapsody. 

You: I’ve been replaced by a cardboard cut-out? LOW BLOW. :( Benhardy1: @you We’ve both been replaced, it isn’t just about you. Joe_Mazzello:  @you @Benhardy1 Ladies please, don’t fight. There’s plenty of Mazzello to go around.  You: @joe_mazzello, I’m just going to be best friends with Ben now, at least he’ll pay attention to me. Benhardy1: @You I’m sorry, do you hear someone talking?

Joe getting an Instagram notification of a new photo you’ve posted. It’s a familiar picture to him, in fact, he remembers when it was taken. It was of you, Ben and Joe on the end. But, you had strategically cropped out Joe and the caption cheekily read ‘#TBT this red carpet event with my Bestie @benhardy1′

joe_mazzello: wow, you really caught my good side in this picture.