#n playlists so true i love playlists im slowly going through the one u sent me nd like your vibe desc was so right

[virtuangel]

races into the room and frantically takes off shoes sorry i'm late . millsociations ... rain, juice (esp banana nectar), gift exchanges, meeting quickly before class to wish good luck on an exam, blueberries and blueberry dumplings, fake carbonara, j*nseo but like wei in general, seeing something that reminds u of a loved one and taking a picture to send them, playlists, wonjin (and also jungmo and also tomatoz), languages, twice songs, hwan, four leaf clovers, plushies that can fit in ur pocket, woobin, encouraging words, lists of ideas, surreal by ab6ix, late night talks abt anything, 'hmhm' annnnnd belovedestness 💓

MY BELOVED PENG U ARE HEREEE it's ok ure juuuust in time im patting a seat right next to me come sit here ive been waiting for u do u want some coffee some cider some water anything? truth is i actually started tearing up when i first read this so i had to wait a little before replying because like . millie calm down u know . these are literally all either so sad or so true or both it Hurts how right u are but it will never stop being so funny to me just how u r holding onto the blueberry dumplings ... nd thank u for censoring the guy n for including hwan i love hwan where is he bf come back i miss u ... ANYWAYS eri i love u so bad i am hugging u as we speak. n always

[jetsetwife]

The Avocado (avocado!lin x reader)

word count: 1346 words im gonna kms

note: dont read this im begging u do not read this its hell on earth literally there is no explanation for this except that me and dixie have really weird conversations 

summary: on what seems to be a boring sunday afternoon, the emo gods decide to bless you with an avocado. little did you know, that avocado would change your life forever.

It was a boring Sunday afternoon. You had nothing to do since you’d watched literally everything on Netflix and it wasn’t like you had friends to hang out with, so you opened Tumblr (on your COMPUTER, because even though your life was a mess, at least you still had high enough standards not to use the app- okay, you used it sometimes, but it wasn’t like this was a recurring thing, but that’s irrelevant and does nothing to move the story along) and started to scroll through your dash. Everything was going fine, or at least as fine as things can go on tumblr dot com, when a specific post caught your eye.

@worldseemedtoburrn: avocados are ugly fucking green rat potatoes that can go to hell rawr xD

You stared at the screen in shock as a wave of disgust rolled over you. The only conscious thought that ran through your mind was fuck you fuck you fuck you fUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKI YOU UKFCI YOU FUKC YOU KFUK OYU FCK U, as you clicked onto Dixie’s blog and punched the unfollow button so hard that you nearly smashed your computer.

And then you blocked and reported her for good measure, because fuck her if she can’t appreciate avocados.

After having thought so much about avocados, you were beginning to crave them, so you went to the kitchen to get an avocado, but upon opening the refrigerator, you realized the devastating truth: you’d eaten the last avocado last night.

You sank to the floor and began to cry; all you wanted was an avocado, was that too fucking much to ask? Your body shook with sobs, you’d never get your avocado, and besides that, you were still in a state of shock at Dixie’s tumblr post.

You knew that at this point, the only thing that could make you feel better was Andy Biersack’s sexy chainsaw voice, and so, slowly and with far too much effort, you picked yourself up off the floor and stumbled over to the table where you’d left your phone. You scrolled through your iTunes library until you found your favorite playlist: songs that make me want to be murdered by daddy biersack xD.

You hit play and let Andy’s chainsaw voice wash over you like waves of happiness, his voice was so beautiful… so inspiring… the chainsaw-ness of it made you want to shove a chainsaw up your ass…

“In the end, as we fade into the night… who will tell the story of your life…”

You were so inspired. You walked back to the kitchen and then you saw it.

An avocado. A perfect, beautiful avocado.

“I have given my heart for a moment of glory”

You finally understood the meaning of Andy’s beautiful words. You had given your heart to Andy, and you were finally having your moment of glory.

Slowly, you walked towards the avocado. You picked it up and as you stared at it, tears filled your eyes. It was the most beautiful avocado you had ever seen in your life.

You picked up a knife and began to cut into the avocado…

Suddenly you gasped, letting the avocado roll to the floor. You stared at it in shock. More specifically, you stared at the stone in the middle…

But it wasn’t a stone. It was the face of a man.

“What the fuck!” you shouted.

The face in the avocado stared at you. “Hi,” he said.

There were only two thoughts running through your mind. One of them was what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck. The other was damn, he’s even hotter than Andy Biersack.

“... hi?” you said, your voice trembling. “Sorry I dropped you, I-” You picked the avocado back up and put it back on the counter. “Sorry.”

The avocado smiled at you and your heart sped up. “Thank you. My name’s Lin.”

You blushed and ran your hand through your hair. “Hi, Lin,” you said. “I’m (Y/N).”

“That’s a pretty name,” Lin said. “Almost as pretty as Andy Biersack’s sexy chainsaw voice.”

You gasped. “You like Andy Biersack too?” you exclaimed.

Lin smiled. “I am Andy Biersack.”

“You fucking fake!” you shouted. It had been 5 minutes since Lin told you that he was Andy Biersack and that was the only thing you’d said to him. “You aren’t Andy! You don’t have a sexy chainsaw voice!”

“Oh yeah?” Lin raised an eyebrow. “Fucking listen.”

And he began to sing.

“As long as I’m alive, (Y/N), swear to god you’ll never feel so helpless.”

You gasped. He was Andy Biersack! But then why did he also say he was Lin?

“I’m not actually Andy Biersack,” Lin admitted, as if he could read your mind. “I’m the reincarnation of him. See, the real Andy Biersack died thirty seven years ago, the same year that i was born. 

“Andy is twenty six,” you pointed out.

“No he’s not he’s fucking dead,” Lin said. “He died thirty seven years ago. And I’m the reincarnation of him.”

“You’re an avocado though.”

Lin let out a dramatic sigh and cast his gaze downwards. “Yes… many years ago, when I first realized I was the reincarnation of Andy, I wanted to see if it was true. So I went to a psychic and asked her if I really was Andy.”

You stared at him, eyes wide with wonder. “And what did she say?”

“She said that I really am Andy. But then she asked me to pay her and I didn’t have enough money, so she turned me into an avocado to get her revenge. I’ll never get to do anything I’d planned on doing… I wanted to write musicals, be an actor… but that’s never going to happen.”

“Oh my god, Lin…” You let out a sigh. “I’m so sorry.”

“It’s alright, it’s not like it’s your fault…” Lin trailed off sadly.

You bit at your lip and looked at Lin with a hopeful look in your eyes. “Lin? There’s something I’ve always wanted Andy Biersack to do to me, but Andy is dead and you’re the next best thing, so… would you?”

“Of course,” Lin said. “I would do anything for you. What do you want me to do?”

“Can you shove a chainsaw up my ass?”

Lin stared at you as if you were crazy. “I am a literal avocado, how the fuck would I shove a chainsaw up your ass?”

You shrugged. “I don’t know. I just really want my chainsaw daddy to shove a chainsaw up my ass.”

“I’m sorry.” Lin stared down at the ground with a sad look in his eyes. “I wish I could do that for you. I would do anything for you, but that’s just not possible.”

He looked like he was about to cry, so you quickly said, “No, no! It’s okay! I don’t need to fuck a chainsaw to be complete in life…” You took a deep breath before continuing. “I only need to fuck you.”

Never in your life had you ever imagined that you’d wake up naked in bed with an avocado, but life was full of surprises.

“Did you sleep well?” Lin asked.

You nodded. “You?”

“Yeah. Especially because I was with you.”

“Aww.” You smiled. “I love you, Lin.” 

“I love you too, (Y/N).”

Suddenly you had an idea. “Wait!” You sat up and grabbed your phone from your bedside table. Before Lin could ask what you were doing, you snapped a quick selfie of the two of you in your bed. Then you opened the tumblr app, even though it’s absolute dog shit, and found Dixie’s blog. You unblocked her and sent her the selfie with the caption: just fucked an avocado, get absolutely rekt. 

You fell back against the mattress and a smile spread across your face. You’d finally gotten your revenge on Dixie after she’d insulted avocados, and you’d found the love of your life, who you loved with your whole heart despite him being a vegetable.

Everything was finally good.

if u read this,,, im so sorry

[joseph-joestar-plz-twerk-4-me]

eyy i was tagged by @lancekoganee, @lovelylangst, and @fictionismynationality for the 92 truths thing so here it issss

LAST… [1] drink: dr pepper [2] phone call: uh well the last like 5 people to call me were spam numbers but the last i actually talked on was with my sister [3] text message: bff callie [4] song you listened to: just one yesterday by fall out boy [5] time you cried: a few hours ago when i remembered my characters name in the demi episode game that i played a year and a half ago was “whipe dat azz”

HAVE YOU EVER… [6] dated someone twice: unfortunately yes [7] been cheated on: no [8] kissed someone and regretted it: no [9] lost someone special: ?? im not sure bc there’s a lot of people who used to be special but the friendship either imploded or slowly died sooo [10] been depressed: no [11] gotten drunk and thrown up: no lol i am rather pure for my age lmao

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLORS: [12] dark green [13] pastel pink [14] that blue that looks really good in velvet

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… [15] made new friends: yeah! [16] fallen out of love: yes? im not sure if it was love to begin w sooo [17] laughed until you cried: bruh i did like 3 hours ago lol [18] found out someone was talking about you: yeah apparently im “famous” at best buy bc my coworker (who also works there) was telling his coworkers about shenanigans him and i get into  [19] met someone who changed you: yee [20] found out who your true friends are: yeah. ive cut out a lot of people but its for the better [21] kissed someone on your facebook list: not currently lol (my current bf isnt my friend on facebook lmao)

GENERAL… [22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: most of them tbh, but i need to go through and clean out my friends list [23] do you have any pets: 3 cats and a doggo [24] do you want to change your name: nah but a nickname would be cool [25] what did you do for your last birthday: i didnt work  i saw Fantastic Beasts in the morn and had lunch w my bf, then hung out w my friends and had dinner w them and the fam, went home and played sims [26] what time did you wake up: 7-730ish am [27] what were you doing at midnight last night: coming home from work/starting precal hw [28] name something you cannot wait for: obviously voltron season 3 but i also want to jsut get thru the next few weeks bc work is going to be a   n i g h t m a r e  and i want my suffering to be over asap [29] when was the last time you saw your mother: 2 hours ago [30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: honestly i would go back in time and tell little middle school me to try out for region (bc i honestly believe if i had just had a year or two more expirience auditioning, then i wouldve made the all state choir) and then go to junior yr me and say “stop being an angry ho and   c a l m   d o w n   . i wish i could go back a year from today and tell myself that the management position is not worth it. to find another job while i can. (however, i use my job as motivation to do well in school: “do well, keep up my gpa, get my degree. i dont want to be at the movie theater forever”) [31] what are you listening to right now: my klance playlist (death of a bachelor is currently playing) [32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: ive talked to a tommy and someone whos last name is toms [33] something that is getting on your nerves: anything customer related/ “can an available manager come to the stand for an employee purchase” [34] most visited website: college homepage, math hw website, tumblr, gmail, netflix (recently made my friend watch voltron every MWF after out speech class lol) [35] elementary: my awkward acne/glasses/pre-braces/braces phase. also i wore training bras for 3 yrs bc i was so uncomfortable w my boobs that i couldnt tell my mom i needed an actual bra [36] high school: i can look at pictures and tell by my smile where i lost my childish innocence (halfway thru junior yr)  [37] college: community rn, but i plan on transfering to tamu and getting at least a bachelors in environmental science. i have to research into carriers to see if a masters/phd is worth it, but that is something im interested in [38] hair color: blonde when clean [39] long or short hair: the question of the century. i look good w a lob, but i also love braiding hair sooo [40] do you have a crush on someone: i mean i have a crush on my bf lance [41] what do you like about yourself: i guess im funny. i can sing the whole danny phantom theme song  [42] piercings: triples in each ear, helix and double forward helix in my right ear (planning on getting a faux snug in my left ear eventually. id like a nose ring, but work wont let me. i maybe want a belly button ring, if i decide to work out for it lol as if) [43]blood type: i dunno, but looking at it makes me queasy so [44] nickname: maycakers, big titty t, mak [45] relationship status: long term relationship (idk how many months now but its over 2 yrs so) [46] zodiac sign: scorpio [47] pronouns: she/her.  [48] fav tv show: voltron, avatar the last airbender (im laughing i typed “airbeder” at firs), the office, drake and josh [49] tattoos: never (ill stick w piercings) [50] right or left hand: right 

FIRST… [51] surgery: does having a wart dug out of my toe count [52] piercing: the standard single pair when i was 6 [53] best friend: aaliyah but once we got to middle school we didnt have classes together and i didnt see her much in highschool (i heard about her bc she broke a lot of sports records. shes gonna be an olympian in 2020 y’all. i can feel it) [54] sport: does drill team count [55] vacation: we went to the state capitol w my grandparents  [56] pair of trainers: wtf are trainers

RIGHT NOW… [57] eating: nothing bc my stomach is currently revolting [58] drinking: grape powerade [59] i’m about to: take a nap gd im tired [60] listening to: euphoria by loreen [61] waiting for: sleep to take me [62] want: my period back ache to stop [63] get married: i want to get married so bad i want to be super domestic and have a bb and that kid is gonna recycle EVERYTHING and i will love them [64] career: ecologist? environmental researcher? environmental biologist? agricultural reformer? idk i just want to do something w the environment 

WHICH IS BETTER… [65] hugs or kisses: hugs  [66] lips or eyes: eyes are pretty [67] shorter or taller: taller bc then ur head is in their chest when u hug. or u have to get on tippy toes to kiss. yes. [68] older or younger: older older older [70] nice arms or nice stomach: yknow stomaches are nice and all but u cant see them bc shirts. u can see arms tho ohmy [71] sensitive or loud: idk im loud so  [72] hook up or relationship: relationship ftw. hook ups sound...really gross to me (my ace ass cant fathom hookups lol) [73] troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER… [74] kissed a stranger? ew no [75] drank hard liquor? the only thing ive ever drank ever is a shot of cherry sake (i spit that back out it was gross) and a shot of goldschlager (which cleared sinuses i didnt know i had and made me reaaaalllly giggly) [76] lost glasses/contact lenses? lmao all the time [77] turned someone down: yeah  [78] sex on first date? no [79] broken someone’s heart? yes  [80] had your own heart broken? not really? i felt sad both times i broke up w my ex but i knew it was for the best [81] been arrested? no but ive had someone threaten me w calling the cops [82] cried when someone died? my granny, cat, hamster [83] fallen for a friend? i mean my bf was my friend before we dated so i guess

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… [84] yourself? tbh i am super confident in my schoolwork and just... not at all at work [85] miracles? yeah but sometimes they fail me [86] love at first sight? no  [87] Santa Claus? rip [88] kiss on the first date? ehhh [89] angels? maybe

OTHER… [90] current best friend’s name: CALLIE [91] eye color: blue [92] favorite movie: oh fuq i love tangled and anastasia 

i dont know 20 people or whatever so imma tag @pierce-the-llama, @marcoandthebodts (you sent me one of these like 55245 years ago and i shall do it now lol), @connors-sweet-ass, and @justklance if y’all want to