#nanna egbert

[eggwishing]

<3

[gendertrickster]

family dinner

[radiopaques]

Happy 413

[offkilterkeys]

Do you guys remember Jake English and the Terrors™️? That’s right, he’s conquered them. It’s all gonna be okay now.

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The fact that this didn’t make it into act 7 is an actual travesty by the by.

Also when I saw this I was just like?!?!? Jake English?!? So yeah I had to make it.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

John: Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when that happens

John: NEVERMIND MY NANNA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

[a-sadclown]

egbert crockers

[zan0tix]

Doodles 🏡

[101-sve]

Fledglings Asks Open

Another round of questions open for all that want to ask! I'm bored, no holds barred

Go ahead, ask

What could possibly go wrong?

[hermitcyclop]

Ok so as a followup to this post I made a quick edit of the meteors arrival by putting a grid marking each decade. As we know from here, Nanna and Gpa arrived in (april) 1910. Their position in the timeline is a little uneven, a bit beside the 1910 marker. Mom and Bro's position has the same uneven-ness, but for the 1970 marker.

Assuming Hussie put them here purposefully, this would means Mom and Bro arrived in the year 1970.

They would have been 25 years old when their charge arrived and 38/39 years old during SBURB.

[fictional-birthdays]

Happy Birthday, John Egbert, Jane Crocker, and Nanna Egbert! (Homestuck)

[retirement-home-rumble]

Retirement Home Rumble: Round 1

Side B

Why they would crush the other geezers under the cut:

WARNING: There may be spoilers

Nanna Propaganda:

Yoda Propaganda:

[unidentifiedfroggy]

beta guardians really said the brilliant yet tormented mom lalonde who turns to drink in the face of impending doom and a daughter she’s never known how to connect with. bro strider who is the dark reflection of dirk who in some fucked up way wants to love dave but is too fucked up and influenced by cal and should really not fucking raise a child. grandpa harley who is larger than life and magnificent and has been absent to everyone for his entire life and left his daughter to grow up alone on hellmurder island. and also nanna egbert

[toxick-e]

Inspired by https://www.tumblr.com/sheepishjune/682983317847621632/i-thought-yall-might-appreciate-this-homestuck this post from @sheepishjune, i was like, yeah that sounds fun.

Things to note -

- Feferi is both a Stepsister and Aunt to all John, Jade, Jane and Jake

- Ik the unspecified dog is probably Halley but Alpha i just thought it was funny

- The fuck is Meenah to the 4 Kids if Feferi is their Stepsister/Aunt

- So sad Grandma English's only sprite is her just dead

- Casey and Liv Tyler my beloved

- DAD AND DD IS THE BEST SHIP EVER YOU COWARDS

- So much cloning, iirc the two Dads are pretty much also clones but i am not completely sure

- Sassacre, Dad Crocker and Dadbert being the only humans in this darn webcomic to be born normally

- Condesce why.

[offkilterkeys]

And then approximately 8 days later he is shot dead by his infant son so sad.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JUNE: nanna, i’m trans

NANNA: Hello Trans! I’m Nanna!

NANNA: *throws cake at her face*