Please watch Drifters, we have
A crazy bisexual who likes beheading people:
The pretty gay who's getting over a toxic relationship and is trying to woo the crazy bisexual for some reason also he does archery:
The old bisexual who everyone knows had a male lover and won't stop talking about it:
The Young Gay Couple:
The Old Gay Couple:
The other pretty gay but this one can do magic:
And the genderfluid braniac:
Edit: I forgot about him. He's the king of the furries
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So I got a drifters ask how would someone of your choosing react to their s/o being a sukeban (leader of a Japanese girl gang)
Two very similar asks, so I'll just combine them :) early 1970s leader of a Japanese girl biker gang? Say no more, tricksterpikachu and anon.
Drifters Headcanons:
Shimazu Toyohisa:
Seeing you roll in the middle of a battle with the ends on your bike, cussing and spitting as you swing a metal pipe at any panicked offenders is an experience for the Sengoku-period warrior to say the least.
Your tongue sharp and quick, words awfully coarse and rude, and clothes that looked as strange as the others, he could hardly believe you when you said you were from Japan, even less when you said you were a delinquent leader.
Your initial relationship with each other is strange and wary, with both of you unsure of how to react to each other, often times resorting to tense face-offs. Toyohisa has no idea on how to handle a girl that might be off her rockers, while you’re peeved that you’re seeing someone straight from the history books.
With Toyohisa’s general stance of women being on the battlefield and your outlandish fighting style, you intrigue and rile him up all at the same time. Any of his attempts to get you off the battlefield is immediately shot down by you with an impressive and charismatic remark: ”Fuck off.”
He marvels at your strange vehicle, scrunching his nose at the smelly, black fumes it gives off and touching the metal parts with awe and curiosity, in spite of your snarled warnings to get his grubby fingers off.
Once Toyohisa realizes your competency from your stellar leadership over your troops and you can finally trust your life in the crazy bastard’s hands, the chemistry is off the charts.
Kanno Naoshi:
It’s like seeing two dogs in a fighting ring. Attitude meets Attitude. The poor beastmen were scared shitless when Naoshi arrived, and now with your arrival, it’s like there’s two of him.
Shouting matches ring out from dusk to dawn. Literally nothing can be done without the both of you setting each other off like bombs into an argument. It’s very childish, really.
At least, for Naoshi’s barely-there sanity, you are and speak Japanese.
Though your personalities are pretty abrasive, you can admit that your situations are pretty much the same. Stuck in a different world with only a vehicle to remember the old life, the said vehicles not working because they need fuel that’s not available, and no one around them looks like them (sort-of exception here is Scipio) or speaks the same language. It takes a while for it set in for the both of you to realize that you kinda need each other.
A begrudging truce is formed out of necessity.
With nothing to do out in the wild, you begin conversation, gradually warming up to each other, the fighting and yelling becoming less and less (yet still prevalent). He tells you about the first-hand account of the war and you tell him about your gang and the general society of Japan after the war. Respect builds and even some jokes are thrown around.
Naoshi feels at ease with you, more so with how vulgar and blunt you are, so different from the dames of his time and in a damn good way.
Butch Cassidy:
D e l i g h t e d, this yee-haw man is.
You’ve got a vulgar mouth on you and a feisty temper to match? And you’ve got a sweet, sleek ride with you? And most importantly, you’ve got cigarettes that he can bum off of? All good points in Mister Butch Cassidy’s book.
Flirtation is amped up to a solid 10. He’s wolf-whistling you anytime the long skirt that you wear rides up your calves, a saucy grin on his face as you flick him off.
Like flies to honey, Cassidy is following you around, casually slinging an arm around your shoulder and ignoring Sundance’s hollers for help. He knows to dodge your metal pipe swings at his knees as he dances away with a laugh, unable to keep away for long because you’re so much fun to be around!
will beg to ride your bike. Please. Just once. To get him off your back (literally and figuratively), you agree to let him ride with you just once. During the ride, he is like a child, happily circling his arms circled around your waist and rumbling with laughter as you speed through the cobblestone paths of Verlina. After the ride is over though, Cassidy is itching for more and will do anything *hint hint* anything to get another ride in your company.
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toyohisa and naoshi if you haven't gotten them yet?
Toyohisa
Song: ”One for Tokyo” by Kidkanevil
When It Plays: Summer rain in Japan is to be expected, and tonight is no exception. After some considerable time spent helping Toyohisa see and adapt to what Japan has become, he seems to have gotten accustomed to what has changed and what traditions have remained, being especially proud of the latter. Though, after a teasing quip about him showing his age and already being so nostalgic about things, he gives chase to you around the city. You hear this song while running through Shibuya, the streets near empty given the hour. As light rain falls from above, he grins and goes on about a few vulgar things on how he’s going to punish you, effective as soon as he catches up to draw you into his arms~
Naoshi
Song: ”Kiss and Cry” by Utada Hikaru
When It Plays: Similarly, Naoshi is even more proud and boastful at what modern Japan is like, going on how no other country has adhered to its traditions like his. With it being summer and the festivals being celebrated seemingly every other week, he’s especially pleased. Though, admittedly, he’s annoyed by how English-friendly things have become, especially with modern music. This song happens to play throughout the summer as you guide him around Japan and help him adapt to current times, especially when the two of you are out on a dinner date and whatnot.As much as he huffs and deems this song as mindless pop music–particularly displeased by the English words thrown in–every time this song comes on, he cannot resist from tapping his fingers to the beat, especially on your bared thighs if your bottoms allow for it~
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Drifters Headcanons Because I'm The Only One Who Watches Drifters:
- That cloak Butch Cassidy wears was absolutely Sundance Kid's. They reunited after being isekai'd and Sundance took it from a nearby corpse, because it tends to get freezing at night. When he reunited with Butch, he noticed that Butch was shivering and gave it to him. After The Octoberists found them, Butch refused to give it back.
- Sundance calls Butch 'darlin' but Butch threatens to shoot his dick off if he ever calls him that in public.
- Yoichi wants to do Nobunaga's hair but Nobunaga won't let him. He's afraid that he's gonna wake up bald.
- The Octoberists eventually find tobacco for Sundance Kid, Butch Cassidy and Naoshi Kanno to roll their own cigarettes since they constantly complain about not having cigarettes. Little do they know, it isn't tobacco The Octoberists found, it's cannabis.
- Since the Drifters are from different points in time and different countries and regions, all sorts of confusing slang and sayings get lost in translation and taken to literally. Even though they're all under spells that let them understand what they're saying, they still don't fully understand each other.
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