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[josedamaso]

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[nicolae]

eMarketing și Marketing

eMarketing se referă în mod specific la marketing prin utilizarea internetului, dar strategiile holistice permit companiilor să profite la maximum de bugetul lor prin integrarea activităților online și offline. eMarketingul nu ar trebui să fie privit ca separat sau ca urmare a unei strategii de marketing. În schimb, companiile ar trebui să se concentreze asupra clienților lor și să folosească…

[huariqueje]

Moonshine Market Street - Simon Jones , 2022.

Welsh , b. 1960 -

Mixed media , 71.5 x 91.5 cm.

[jorzuela]

Can't believe my algorithm is gayer than Phil's. Everyday I get called out by tiktok either by being gay or just traumatized, or both.

[holy-gaymare]

My dolly has three secret Nark names that are Dolly Tom Hank AKA Dollie Lyn Ringel on probation and I do care for my German caucasian bear Sunshine bucy busy Boosie, AKA Adam Rice, because a police officer confessed Sunshine was a Nark, just like Dolly confessed she was a Nark Saurus Rex.Dolly is so pure she did not pervert my way but I may have slightly perverted her way in her drunken love of me.

[nonempyreal]

my phone service provider could pick a better day to send a text about my credit card expiring soon

[w04hxo]

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[pagesofkenna]

THEY TURNED OFF REPLIES AND REBLOGS BUT THIS IS SO F ING FUNNY

[the-mandolorian]

The colors of complex

Woman vector portrait

By danjazzia on Creative Narket

[furryprovocateur]

im over the mickey mouse art "theft" or whatever. it's starting to give unintentional narketing via the brand

[yusuke-of-valla]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN PEOPLE ARE MAD THE NEW YORK TIME'S """"SPOILED""""" AERITH'S DEATH FOR FUCK'S SAKE ALL THE NARKETING FOR REBIRTH ASSUMES YOU KNEW THAT

[panzershrike-pretz]

Hello mon amie!! I was interested, what’s some things you love about your country and culture?!

HEY LOUUUUUU!!! SORRY IT TOOK ME LIKE 2 MONTHS TO REMEMBER THIS!!! TIME TO YELL ABOUT BRAZIL!!

This will be long so have a read more

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- Food

A thing I notice whenever a gringo comes here id how they seem to love our food! We're very set on a good meal (normally rice, beans, meat and some sort of salad, It's a very common thing to find on the table of any brazilian at lunch or dinner), but we also have some more region specific foods! And we are damn PROUD of our stuff!

I LOVE FOOD! AND ABOVE ALL, THESE ONES! In order, they are: coxinha, pastel, pamonha, brigadeiro, pão de queijo, beijinho, feijoada, farofa e churrasco! Lemme talk a bit about them:

- Coxinha -> it's made out of shredded chicken amd enveloped into a dough, then fried and I SWEAR this is the best thing ever! When I was small, my aunt owned a food place and after I helped her around, she'd pay me with coxinhas xD it was lovely

- Pastel -> similarly to the coxinha, it's a tasty interior made out of whatever you want (can be cheese, any meat, veggies, fish or even chocolate and fruits!) and a crust. It's crunchy and I love it! You can buy the crust pretty much in any market (or make it at home) and then fill it up with whatever you want! After that, it's just fry and enjoy!

- Pamonha -> it's a boiled paste made out of corn and apparently coconut milk! It's enveloped on the corn's own husk and it can be sweet or not! One day, my auntas came together to make a GIANT batch of pamonha and I swear it was one of the cooles experiences ever! Pamonha is also a thing we use to call dumb people, tho xD

- Brigadeiro -> AUDHBRJWJW I LOVE IT!!! It's prettymuch homemade (you'll need butter, condensed milk and cocoa powder, then sprinkled chocolate to cover it up if you want!). It's sweet and good and normally can be seen in any birthday party (it's victim of the biggest trafficking scheme in the world called Hungry Children, and it's highly effective until an adult gets you sneaking brigadeiro from the food table at the party. I was a big trafficker).

- Pão de Queijo -> THE beloced cheese bread! I have no clue how it'sz made but I know it's fucking amazing, i'll tell you that!!

- Beijinho -> the name translates to little kiss!! It's like the brigadeiro, also a birthday party sweet, made out of condenses milk, grated coconut and rolled over either sugar or coconut! It's less sweet than brigadeiro but just as good! Sometimes, it's topped off with a clove, too, but you don't need to eat that xD

- Feijoada -> a stew of beans with beef and/or pork (sometimes veggies as well), served with farofa (more on this one down bellow), rice and other stuff.

- Farofa -> tasty sand. Litterally. It's made from toasted cassava. It can be found in any narket but also can be made at home! (My mom makes the best one with bacon 😭). It's not meant to be eaten alone as it's salty and fucking hard to swallow without something kind of moist!! It can be used alongside the feijoada, churrasco or even on your normal sunday family lunch siting common beans and rice!

- Churrasco -> I don't care if other countries have barbecue as well, nothing will ever top off south-brazilian bbq!! It's meat and garlic bread and it's ducking amazing????? Any kind of beef, sausages (either pig or chicken), chicken wings, chicken hearts, sometimes veggies, garlic bread! All of tgis. Together. IT'S THE BEST THING!!! My family has these almost every weekend and I love it so much! Now add lemonade?????? THE MEAT IS SO WELL SEASONED AS WELL LIKE!! GARLIC, ONION, A LOT OF STUFF THAT GIVES IT SUCH A GOOD TASTE AND IT NEVER IS DRY!!

This was me going crazy over my favorite foods :3 obviously there are others like acarajé, açaí and a lot of other stuff from the upper states, but I never had them so I can't give an opinion xD

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- Language

I'm entireky convinced that the brazilian portuguese is the best portuguese and funniest fucking language I ever saw. Maybe because is the only other one I speak but who knows KAKSKSKSK

I like our words. Compared to english and some other languages, I feel like portuguese is more soft spoken? I may be crazy but like... i get the vibe of that.

Our sayings are lovely and funny, especially when you're watching foreign movies with the brazilian dub (God bless Surf's Up). Here are some pf my favorite sayings and sounds and whatever!

- "Bah" -> common here on the south, can be used for pretty much anything, even as punctuation. It can mean whatever your heart desires depending on context (Bah...; bah.; bah???; BAH!; bah, [...]; I promise all of these mean different things and there's more that can only be use when soeaking irl xD). I use the bah all the time and I'm sure you saw it KSKSSKKS

- "Hit it waith a dead cat 'till it meows" -> I dare you to find a better way to say you're gonna shove some sense into a person. There isn't. This is my fave saying

- "Pila" -> our currency is called real (good ol' R$). But fuck me if you'll see a brazilian saying "i've got 10 reais". You'll see us saying "I've got 10 pila" (or "10 pau", can be that too. Pau can mean either wood or dick tho so use at your own risk. I laugh everytime I see the word pau :D)

- "Shove a set of teeth up your ass and smile to a dick" -> I think nothing needs to be said here, right?

- "To make the asshole fall from your ass" -> when something is unbelievable, I think. I love it :3 (de cair o cu da bunda, in portuguese)

- "É foda..." -> don't know how to answer anything? É foda... "Fulano, my friend got into a car accident!", "...é foda...".

AND WHILE ON LANGUAGE! Accents!!! I love accents and I think my favorite is the accent from Nordeste (or at least Ceará), tho I absolutely love our South accent (especially Rio Grande do Sul).

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- Fauna

Surprise surprise! I like animals!! I bet ya didn't know 'bout that one, did you?????? I don't think so!

In order: southern-lapwing (quero-quero), toucan (tucano), harpy eagle (harpia), sunbittern (pavãozinho-do-pará), potoo (urutau), brazilian tanager (tiê-sangue), oven-bird (João-de-barro), caracara (carcará), jabiru (tuiuiú).

DID YOU KNOW, the Harpy eagle is the largest species of eagle? Their talons can go from 8.6 to 12.3 cm (3.4 to 4.8 inches). They grab sloths out of trees like they weight nothing. Their paws are the hugest fucking thing???????? Fucking scary

Yes the lapwing has claws on its wings. Yes they are extremely agressive and territorial. Yes you SHOULD fear them.

In order: golden lion tamarin (mico-leão-dourado), tapir (anta), giant-anteater (tamanduá-bandeira), maned wolf (lobo-guará), bush-dog (cachorro-do-mato), ring-tailed coati (coati), jaguar (onça-pintada), marsh deer (cervo-do-pantanal), giant river otter (ariranha)

OK I NEED TO TALK A BIT ABOUT THEM!! You gave me the chance >:3

So you know the jaguar??? Good ol' big fucking cat? Yeah that bitch hunts crocodiles. They fucking love swimming and climbing. And do you know how those bitches kill crocs??? Giant fucking bite on their brains. Those FUCKERS kill CROCODILES with a bite ON THEIR HEADS

LOOK AT THIS???? ONE BITE. ONE. FUCKING. BITE. AND THE CROC IS DEAD.

Anyway wanna know about the ariranhas too? THEY SQUARE UP TO THE JAGUAR. THE SAME THING THAT KILLS ON A HEAD BITE. AND THEY'RE AGGRESSIVE TOO????? THEY CAN AND WILL ATTACK CROCODILES AND HUMANS IF NEEDED. THEY EAT PIRANHAS. THEY ARE SCARY.

Look at that face and tell me it doesn't look like a demon, I dare you.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE SQUARES UP TO THE JAGUAR????? THAT ANTEATER. THEY OPEN THEIR ARMS LIKE RHE REDEMER AND PEI. FUCKING SLAPPED WITH GIANT CLAWS. Brazilian animals are a menace, lucky they live far from me <3 (i love them sooo muchhhhahrjqishsj)

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- The Views

Especially nature, man... this country us so unbelievably pretty. The beaches, the forests, the cities, everything... i love it so damn much. And it's not only Rio de Janeiro. In fact, there are much better, prettier and safer places.

In order: Blumenau (SC), Praia do Rosa (SC), Salvador (BH), Fortaleza (CE), Monte Roraima (RR), Floresta Amazônica, Gramado (RS), Tiradentes (MG), Caatinga

Look at all of this... omg those places are fucking amazing!!

Did you know the caatinga exists only in Brazil? Yep! We're original xD

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- Folklore

NOW I LOVE THIS!! SO MUCH!!!!!! FUCK!! WE HAVE SO MANY LEGENDS AND FOLKLORIC CREATURES! I'll talk a bit about them!

- Cuca -> A witch with the head of a crocodile known gor kidnapping kids! Shess became famous thanks to Monteiro Lobato, in a book (and went on to be the villain in a kid's show called Sítio do Pica-pau Amarelo. She's sometimes compared to the bicho-papão (same vibe of kidnapping and eating misbehaving kids).

- Boto-cor-de-rosa -> I already talked about this one but it's always fun to bring him up again! Legends says that at night, an extremely seductive man comes out of the waters to sleep with young girls. By the morning he flees,leaving them pregnant. Yeah, he's an amazonian river dolphin. It's a story told when girls appeared pregnant and din't want to tell the truth.

- rasga-mortalha -> rasga-mortalha (a.k.a. barn-owl) is a pretty common legend that says that when the owl flies over someone's house, someone there will soon die. She got the name rasga-mortalha because when she emits her sound, it's like when you rip that thing used to cover dead people on funerals (mortalha).

- Mula-sem-cabeça -> the headless mule is a popular one as well! It's a common mule but, in place of it's head, it has flames. One of the legends behind her is that if a woman had sexual relations with a priest, she'd be cursed and turned into the monster. When I was a kid, a common game was to race and say that the last one would be the priest's wife, meaning you'd turn into a headless mule.

- Boitatá -> a giant serpent of fire who protects the forest and it's animals against people that treat them badly. Some legends say that whoever looks at a boitatá turns blind and goes insane.

- Curupira -> a small boy with fiery red hair and feet turned backwards! They are protectors of the forests and some native people said they went after anyone who went inside a forest to hunt or deforest. Some even used to left gifts for the curupira in order to freely hunt!

- Caipora -> sometimes confused with thes corupira, the caipora is a mischievous animal protector who'd go after hunters who didn't respect the rules of hunting fairly (who took more than needed).

- Saci -> a black and mischievous boy with only one leg, that smokes a pipe and weaars a red hat that gives him magical powers. He's a playful boy that does pranks on people and their animals, like: braiding animal's fur at night, hide objects, change the salt and sugar pots, distract women so they burn the food and those kinds of things! He's also a guardian of medicinal herbs and confounds people that tryvto take them without his blessing. They can also moove in a tornado.

Those are only some of the brazilian legends, and I find them extremely cool! Obviously there are many others, but these ones are the most common and loved!

[444names]

hindu and egyptian deities BUT excluding "h"

Acyujapar Acyutu Adimenet Adimenupa Adjet Adrangala Adrangi Adrappa Adratri Amakti Ambis Ameer Amini Ammaf Ammati Amnenna Amukeyan Analalatr Anara Anatri Andaran Andet Andevna Andrasaat Andraya Angal Angan Angera Anirri Anpet Antani Antara Antet Anvasva Anyali Apangi Apaspara Apedema Aperenal Aperet Apetwerya Apparau Appari Apurya Aradatri Arakserty Arakset Arandi Arandraji Aranyamut Aravi Arayyar Ardradjet Areneit Arenta Arika Arjumani Arjumina Arkanna Armatri Arnarvan Arundraja Arunep Arvatgeb Asais Asiamuket Asiani Asivari Asoma Asomava Aspanta Aspati Asvani Asvat Aswarna Aswati Ayamaf Ayamarabi Ayamut Ayani Ayanuta Ayaparuga Ayata Ayatika Ayavaya Ayinnara Ayutu Ayyamboda Ayyanda Baalakali Baali Babikamma Bagalan Balal Balarutu Balas Balati Balinna Balis Balkirri Bandobal Baper Bappaka Bappanva Bapri Bapurga Basis Basles Basvar Baswam Baswawet Baswini Batret Batri Benperan Brani Brati Bratika Briata Britjet Budra Budratri Budravi Bukamala Buket Bukyamanu Datep Datmet Dedet Dedevna Detenuts Detta Detuma Devarti Devastabi Devis Deviti Drayyapis Dunarjum Dundu Durtepwat Durti Durunu Gayutus Gerunumi Gupta Guptawy Iambodi Iandra Iatmet Iatritr Imenef Inilala Iramanyut Irandrani Iritjet Irrtalli Irrti Isirri Isirrti Jagadi Jagallana Janyu Jaupardra Junepwati Jyotet Jyoti Kalita Kaman Kammanyu Kanda Kantari Karayini Kasat Kasva Kaupta Kertu Kerya Keyamat Kunari Kunarmala Lakamani Lalarana Lalarja Lamavis Lambikani Lambitrat Lamji Lamna Lamuran Larma Laruta Lasvarun Madrati Madurast Makau Maksenet Malama Malindra Malla Manaradi Manda Mandni Mandrat Mangalaji Mangan Manganiis Mangi Manila Manirati Manta Mantawy Manut Manya Maraet Marati Marika Matep Mavis Meerani Meeswara Meneneneg Menes Meramaati Merti Metsenu Minga Minirri Minji Miyanu Mnanat Mnarati Mnati Monsu Monti Mooka Mookasta Moorty Mooruda Moorugala Mukan Mukar Mukyaka Munandaka Munati Munda Mundak Munepri Munum Munutus Mutawer Nanyanu Naraets Narakanga Narama Narani Narket Narvan Natri Nebdjets Nebeesava Nebukala Nefnu Negeb Neitri Nenatrevi Neneenum Neneiti Nepepra Nepra Neprianut Nesati Nesavat Neswawy Neswinji Nevidevis Nilanti Nooka Nookali Nookati Nookau Noorti Nooruda Nutejaga Nutep Osimun Osiri Padranyu Paravi Pastarati Peferevis Pefnuket Pepra Perty Perugra Pravi Praya Prayinia Prikau Priti Ptami Ptaragan Ptari Puradi Purga Putarjum Radra Ragali Ramallama Raminda Raniati Ratret Ravan Ravati Ravis Rayya Renta Retta Reyata Rugras Saika Saikama Saiker Saiket Saira Samnatu Sarugrani Satra Satuts Savani Savis Seger Segerenep Seket Seketu Seneit Senti Seravitya Seswadi Seswini Setejajau Setep Siani Siati Siradit Siras Skama Skaman Sobaati Sobagan Sobal Somati Sopdevati Sopduru Subra Suravat Surga Surtet Suruni Suryandni Svanu Svarati Svari Svatradi Swara Swarti Swawy Tabis Tadit Tamari Tarambis Tarevis Tenamji Tepefnum Tepra Tesmenet Tetetet Tumana Tvanyan Tvasvai Tvatri Uganti Ugrammani Umala Umanga Umati Urgalam Vaikun Vamma Vanatrit Vanga Vangerti Varalki Varkertu Varman Varya Vasar Vatri Vattari Vayan Vayavaris Vayyanda Veenenata Veesati Venaramun Venka Venkas Venumal Vitar Vitawy Vitra Vitri Vitria Vivana Vivati Waket Wepri Weran Werasetet Werenefnu Weret Wertum Werty Wosirrti Wosivanat Yakar Yalla Yamaka Yamalli Yaman Yambikuna Yamboda Yamer Yanet Yania Yaperta Yapet Yappadiya Yavasles Yayan Yella Yellama Yellin Yujant

[jorzuela]

Can't believe my algorithm is gayer than Phil's. Everyday I get called out by tiktok either by being gay or just traumatized, or both.

[azonewithu]

Of vourse people ate mad. But theyll be dead if yhey complain kuch more so thats worse. Never eorry. If im hete shits gonna hit the fan snywsy as snyone can see. Funny. For me anyway. At least im still laughing. As my enemies assess the damage they start realizing one being is this bad ass they start to relax a little. If not youll know right away because ill kill them all. Crazy is crazy bit whats really crazy is money kills and if you fuck with certain peoples money youll get murdered. Ibtried explaining that to these people one time. Yeah everyone says invest theyre stupid. Look at them now. Ah i lost eight grand do far. I hate the stick narket but long term itll be fine. Anyone retiring soon. Ha ha ha jokes on you grandma. Now you csn doend more time with your non oresemt family. Or stare out thecwindow ya smelly old bastard. Ha ha ha ha. Im too funny thats yhe problem. Im glad i robbed all the people thats how fair this earth is. Ha ha ha all the old people got robbed. They should have died by now. Lets rob all the people we already robbed. These native people better move from this bulldozer. When stressed for cash die and decrease the surplus population. Thevdoonerbyour kids get your housevthe sooner they can sell it to the corporation to rent.

Emma Watson

[josephshmemhpeofficial]

I bought too many camera and now I have very few monet this goes to show that when you buy many cameras it costs money and maybe if I were less autism this wouldn't be an issue cus I like caneras and I like having them and I collect them but they cost money and this goes to show that when you buy cameras you spend money which means you don't have as much money. Transactions. Capital. Capitalism. Motion Picture Cameras. Camcorder. 8mm. Super 8. Double Super 8. 16mm. 35mm SLR. VHS camcorder. MiniDVD camcorder. DSLR. Tripod. Second hand stores. The flea market. The free narket. The fleas' free market. Markets. Supermarkets. All across the nation. All across the United States. They're full of food, you know. Food. I'm a little hungry. I might grab a bite to eat. Bite. Vampires. I like vampires, both in a conceptual way and in a gay way. Gay. Lesbian. I'm one of those. Those. Dos. Two. I have two hands, two eyes, two pointer fingers. Finger. Fingernail. Fingernail clippers. Hedge clippers. Sharp. Sharp implement. Stab. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood.