it feels a bit silly seeing how a lot of people subscribing on me because of tadc and then i'm going back into jackbox/ydkj fandom..
(the first one is cookie masterson post-binjpipe, second one is TMP host, third one is binjpipe-period nate shapiro... please ignore that he has six fingers on one of his hands)
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Cookie: *gets stalked by redacted*
Redacted: *pulls out a knife*
Cookie: *also pulls out a knife in self defense and tackles redacted*
Nate, panicked: “OH FUCK, NO NO NO, YOU'RE ON NATEZ PRANKZ, IT'S A YOUTUBE RED SHOW, IT'S A JOKE, YOUR FRIEND SET YOU UP JESUS CHRIST FUCK."
(Source: Scare Tactics)
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JACKBOX HEADCANNONS
* After getting kidnapped by [REDACTED], Schmitty now has heavy phobia of pencil sharpeners. He only uses pens now.
* [REDACTED] is a massive fan of Quiplash. This is why he kidnapped Schmitty and used Quiplash for one of the Killing Floors. This also explains why he let Schmitty live, which is a first for the Quizkiller.
* Cookie stopped using social media after the whole Binjpipe incident.
* In the YDKJ: The Lost Gold, Schmitty was on vacation. But, he still had to host the game.
* Schmitty can change his appearance at will.
* Toby (one of the hosts of patently stupid) is one of Schmitty’s brothers. When Schmitty started hosting YDKJ, Toby moved out and Schmitty didn’t hear from him until Toby started hosting Patently Stupid.
* Toby and Lena divorced because they both felt as if their relationship didn’t have much charm. They both agreed that they were better off as co-workers.
* Toby and Lena also both still live together and still get along well. They just aren’t married anymore.
* Even though Guy is retired, he still hangs out with the YDKJ hosts.
* After YDKJ: The Ride, Buzz decided to quit hosting and live the rest of his life at home peacefully.
* Cookie’s father was highly abusive and Cookie heavily dislikes talking about him. And when his dad was murdered by Cookie’s mom, Cookie showed no remorse or pity. No funeral was hosted either.
* Cookie was a heavy binge eater back in YDKJ: 2011. He broke out of the habit when he started hosting Fibbage 4.
* Cookie was a special guest in Weapons Drawn. He was allowed in by The Narrator and even got some fancy Victorian clothes. But, Nate had to get him out of there. (no matter how many times Cookie protested)
* Nate played the Shadow The Hedgehog game and unironically likes it.
* It took Cookie almost 3 years to recover from the horrors of Binjpipe, which was why he was gone for 4 whole games. His mental health made a full recovery once the 9th Party Pack was announced.
* Cookie has a brother named Cream. Cream is the host for Champ’d Up and had no idea that his brother was possessed by Binjpipe.
* Cookie was originally asked to host Champ’d Up, but his mental health was still really fucked up at the time. So, his brother did it instead.
* Buzz used to have a fear of heights, until after YDKJ: The Ride.
* Yes, the Quips in Quiplash are all Schmitty’s kids. Schmitty is a proud (yet exhausted) father of 16.
* While Cookie was taking a mental health break, he also helped Schmitty take care of the Quips.
* [REDACTED] has a massive collection of knives, but his favorite pair is a large kitchen knife. He likes it because it reminds him of his beloved mother.
* [REDACTED] eerily lacks the ability to be scared. He just acts scared to entertain and mock his victims.
* Despite his voice and his menacing aura, [REDACTED] just looks like some normal dude. Even with creepy clothes, no one would expect him to be the Quizkiller.
* Guy is a big sports fanatic, and at first only hosted YDKJ: Sports as a joke. But, he genuinely likes Trivia now.
* When Cookie was the sign-in host, he was still in High School and was only 19 at the time.
* Cookie really likes Vintage and R&B music.
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Schmookie Little Mermaid au because I genuinely don’t know why I thought of this, so now I’m going to share it
Schmitty as Ariel
Cookie as Eric
REDACTED as Ursula
The Jackbox logo head as King Triton
Mayonnaise as Max
Nate as Sebastian
Buzz as Flounder
The Dictionarium Keeper as Scuttle
Helen as Grimsby
Old Man as Chef Louis
The Lovers Doll as Flotsam and Jetsam
I have no idea what I’m going to do with this au, or if I’m going to do anything at all. Also, yes this is the au in question on my Schmittposting blog.
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“And let’s take a look at the scores- huh? Sh*t. Uh, hey! It’s…wow, this is awkward- you guys didn’t know I moonlighted as a security guard here in between acting gigs, didn’t you? Well, now you know! I’ll give you all autographs after my shift’s done, k? Also, nice ropes!”
(Fake footsteps walking away)
(Tape sounds, redacted voice fade in)
“…was that charming enough to misdirect them? Wait, my mic’s still on?!? Sh*t! Why didn’t you tell me- whatever. They’ll forget all this after the game anyways, bribe or not.”
- Nate Shapiro, in a trivia murder party 1 styled Easter egg
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