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Full Court Press (NBA!Kylo Ren x Reader) - Part 2
A collaborative fic by @weareallstoriesintheend & @saynotoshityouhate
Link to Part 1
AU Inspo: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdpBEY21/
Words: 2832
Summary: You found yourself in the Tie Fighters locker room after the game with the one and only Kylo Ren. You quickly realize he didn’t invite you here just to give you an autograph.
Warnings: Smut, Fingering (f receiving), Pet Names (good girl, Princess), PIV Shower Sex, Kylo Ren is a bit of an arrogant dick.
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His lips tugged and sucked at yours relentlessly, his tongue sliding languidly into your mouth. For the first couple of seconds you were frozen, unsure of how to respond to the Kylo Ren kissing you without even so much as a word. But as he deepened the kiss further, lowering his hands to your waist to tug you into the curve of his body you caved. You relaxed into him, momentarily forgetting where you were, humming a quiet moan and you felt him smile.
All of a sudden, coming back your senses, you pulled back and pushed him away from you with hands flat on his broad chest, “What the fuck are you doing?” you exclaimed with a little less anger than you’d been hoping for.
He continued to smile at you letting his eyes roam over your body, your chest heaved anxiously as you sucked air into your lungs in an effort to calm yourself.
As you took a step back he followed you, it struck you as odd that his movements didn’t feel predatory… they felt intriguing.
You took a second to take him in as he loomed before you; his shirt was off, ditched somewhere behind him, and his shorts hung low on his hips. Sweat was dripping between his impressive pecs and you could see him clenching his fists at his sides causing the veins in his forearms to bulge. Your eyes lingered on the twisting patterns of his tattoos that slunk down his left arm, shamefully the sight of them alone made your cunt throb.
“A-Answer my question” you internally rolled your eyes as your voice stuttered, you were hoping for something a little more commanding and he knew it.
“Kissing you” he stated, “What does it look like I’m doing?”
You went to speak but stopped dead as he took another step, levelling himself with you and staring down. “I’m a stranger” you whispered, a little nervous of his intentions with you in this empty locker room.
Suddenly you were shoved with considerable force back into the wall, his forearm across your chest holding you still. His lips dropped close to your ear and he let out a quiet growl under his breath, “You think I didn’t notice?” he asked, voice teasing and amused “You think I was too focused on the game to see the way you were looking at me?”
“Maybe that’s why you lost?” you looked up at him with wide innocent eyes, raising the pitch of your voice just a little and lifting a questioning eyebrow.
His eyes blew dark and he growled once more pushing you impossibly further back into the cold wall. Before you could say anything further he grabbed you by your shoulders and pushed you into one of the cubbies, sitting you down on the bench below where his clearly expensive clothes were hung. As you dropped onto the bench with force you could hear the row of neatly stacked watches clatter, you flinched in case they fell knowing all too well that even just one was probably worth more than your yearly salary.
You looked up at him as he towered over you, he pressed one hand up above you, leaning down ever so slightly as he ran his fingertips along your jaw. Taking a tight grip he forced you to look up at him, “Don’t take your eyes off me.”
He let go of your jaw and trailed one finger down your neck, slowly in between your breasts and over your stomach. You resisted the urge to visibly shudder at the seductive way he was treating you.
His dexterous fingers flicked the button of your jeans open and slowly pulled the zip. He smirked as the rise and fall of your chest quickened and your legs opened just a little.
“Tell me to stop” he whispered, leaning down so that his face was level with yours, breath ghosting over your face. You gulped heavily and shook your head.
He chuckled low in his chest and smiled, “So willing to fuck a complete stranger?” he asked, “Such a little whore.”
You whimpered quietly as you felt him slip his hands past the tight material of your jeans and play with the soft cotton of your underwear. His face was plastered in a smirk, “I love how you respond to me.”
As he spoke he slipped his fingers into your underwear, feeling and pressing into your cunt. You moaned brokenly as he slid his fingers over your clit.
“So wet for me already” he chuckled before leaning forward and capturing your trembling lips in a deep kiss. You let out another pathetic whimper at the soft, delicious slide of his tongue into your mouth. His skilled fingers picked up their pace against your clit causing you to let out a muffled moan. Kylo let out his own moan as he heard your hands slap down onto the wood seat beneath you and grip the edge tightly; arrogantly enjoying just how much his touch was affecting you.
You gasped his name into his lips as his fingers lightly traced your throbbing clit. His eyes watched you hungrily; he leant back and used his free hand to brush back a curl of hair that had fallen loose from the tight top-knot he’d wrestled his thick locks into. Instead of leaning back into the wall he crouched in front of you, slipping his fingers down from your clit to push two inside you.
Gasping at the sensation that filled you, impossibly thick fingers stroking along your walls, your spine tingled with electricity. The sensation caused you to tilt your head back and your eyelashes to flutter gently closed.
You reached forward and grabbed his forearm in desperation, “Kylo” you whined, bucking your hips into his hand causing the heel of his palm to brush against your clit.
“So the question is…” he began, his voice low and teasing “…do I make you cum on my fingers or on this?”
You opened your eyes just a little to look up and you saw him palming his hard cock through his shorts and you clenched hard around his fingers. Openly laughing he curled his fingers slightly inside of you, “Question answered”
Grabbing you by the wrists he roughly pulled you to your feet, he began to tug your clothes from your body. As you kicked off your shoes and lifted your blouse over your head, in fear he’d rip it, he bent down and pulled your jeans and underwear down your legs. You reached behind you and unclasped your bra as you watched him shimmy his shorts and underwear down. A quiet gasp was all the sound you could make at the sight of his blushed red hard cock bobbing against his stomach.
You squealed as he abruptly picked you up, throwing you over his shoulder and walking off into a tiled room you presumed was the showers. He placed you down on unsteady feet before turning on the shower with a twist of the handle. Warm water began cascading down over his body; you followed the water droplets that dripped down his soft tanned skin with your fingertips. Kylo turned towards you sighing as the water flowed down his back, probably soothing some aching muscles.
You carded your hands up into his messy long hair tugging it loose from the knot it was tied in. Pulling him down you guided him to that spot behind your ear that made you shudder, instantly you felt him smile into your neck and he pressed a tantalizingly soft kiss to that spot.
“Just here?” he asked, his deep voice reverberating through you.
You nodded frantically and he smiled against you once again letting out a cocky chuckle. His plush lips sucked hard at the sensitive skin causing a moan to erupt from low in your chest. A combination of the touch of his lips and the warm stream of water caused a rush of heat to climb up your body from your toes and you let out a fractured whine, “More...please?”
Without giving you a chance to even take a breath he bent down and hooked his arms under your thighs, hoisting you haphazardly to tuck your legs around him. Kylos body felt even bigger like this, caging you against the wall, it felt like every inch of your skin was being touched by his. Dipping his head he captured your pebbled nipples in his mouth, one after the other, stroking his tongue over the hardening buds. Your clit ached with a hard pulse as you felt a rush of wetness, feeling overcome with so much him.
He began pressing his full lips into your neck again; sucking and licking his way around the soft skin eliciting gasp after gasp from your open lips. As he pressed his hips further into you his cock, pulsing between you, slid up the slit of your dripping wet cunt and his tip bumped against your clit. The feeling sent shockwaves through you both and his hands slipped a little. You gasped his name as you slid a little down the wall, he lifted you back up and rutted into you again.
“So beautiful” he murmured and when your eyes focused on him, a flash of heat crept up to your cheeks when you saw his expression. He was staring down at your cunt with a look that could only be described as starvation. You whimpered and squirmed when he suddenly dipped forward, his lips just barely touching yours. When you leant to capture them he pulled back with a cocky grin.
“You seem to like asking questions…so ask me.”
“P-please?” you pleaded quietly, unsure exactly what he wanted you to say. He didn’t respond and just continued to look at you with an expectant raised eyebrow.
“Please Kylo? … I want you inside me. Please make me feel good.” you begged quietly, suddenly worried people may hear you even over the rush of the shower.
He groaned as he bumped your clit again and again with the flushed tip of his cock. You felt him tease your hole with it as you linked your legs around him harder pulling him into you. He paused, taking a second to catch your eye contact; you nodded, giving him permission.
Finally you felt Kylo harshly push his cock inside of you, not giving you time to adjust to the stretch. With one snap of his hips he bottomed out, connecting his hips with yours, and you dug your nails into his biceps with a cry. The feeling of him instantly overwhelming you with how full you felt, your head flung back hitting the tile with a smack. He stilled himself, breathing heavily into your wet hair as you whimpered for him.
“Kylo, f-fuck… move please” you begged bucking your hips up into him, desperate to feel the drag of him against yours walls again.
“You sure, Princess?” he laughed.
“Yes!” you pleaded looking at him with wide doe eyes. He bent and kissed you before pulling out of you slowly and plunging back inside. You cried out loudly, eyes rolling back.
You felt yourself getting louder and louder as he continued to firmly thrust into you, making sure you took every inch of him as your legs held him in a death grip. You felt him shuffling and realised he was moving to hold you with one arm.
The thought that his wide, muscled body was able to hold you up with only one arm and the weight of his body pressing you against the wall made you clench around him. His free hand came up to clap over your mouth muffling your cries, “Stay quiet for me, can’t have anybody ruining our fun” he grunted into your ear.
Your cunt clenched at his words, feeling your stomach tighten, and he groaned at the sensation. He picked up his pace, rutting into you hard and you winced at the slam of your hips and lower back against the unforgiving tiled wall.
“That’s it. Good girl, you take me so good.”
You whimpered, your desperation was overpowering; you felt like you were drowning all the while he was calm, thrusting hard and deep in your dripping cunt. Your fingernails began digging harsh red lines into his shoulders as you feel yourself getting closer to cumming. Your hands pull his sopping hair in a harsh grip, there was nothing sweet or loving about the two of you right now, this was pure, vicious need.
His own thrusts began to stutter and you manage to brokenly moan out his name, gathering yourself as much as you could and sucking in deep breaths “Fuck, please cum for me!”
“Not until you give me what I want, Princess. Show me how I make you feel.”
You can tell by the tone of his voice that he’s gritting his teeth as he grunts into the crux of your neck. He pulls up slightly and you unscrew your eyes to look at him; water from the shower was dripping down his forehead and slicking back his hair, his pupils were blown wide and his face was flushed a pretty pink – it was the most sinfully erotic thing you’d ever seen.
The grip over your mouth released and you felt him move his hand down your body between the two of you and lightly brush your clit. You cry out, head back and eyes closed again. He began to stroke firm circles over your clit in time with his thrusts whilst he coaxed you in that captivatingly low tone that comes from deep within his chest, “That’s it beautiful girl, I don’t care who hears you now. Let them hear what I can do to you. Cum for me.”
You felt your orgasm rush over you like fire licking your skin. You arched up, breasts pressing into his chest, scratching your nails down his biceps as you grabbed him wildly. Body wracking against him as you shout his name.
However he doesn’t give you a second longer to come down from your overstimulated state before he’s gripping your thighs with both hands and pummelling his hips into yours. His cock feels like it’s in your ribcage as he urges himself towards cumming.
You whimper and plead with him, tear-filled eyes holding his gaze as he grunts and curses. All of a sudden his furrowed eyebrows raise and he screws his eyes shut, you feel his hips falter and he cums with a shout, gripping your legs tightly and rutting himself into you.
After a few seconds of heavy breathing into your neck he reaches down and turns off the shower. You slide down his body as his hands release you.
Kylo grips your chin once you are down on your feet and tugs you into a heavy kiss, “Get dressed” he says against your lips. He walks away from you a little to toss you a towel from the basket in the locker room.
You sigh, muscles throbbing and legs shaking as you dry yourself down. Your throat stung from the strain of your cries and your hands felt like they were vibrating as they patted the towel against your skin.
As you make your way back into the locker room, drying the ends of your hair, you watch intently as he slips himself into dark trousers, a smart shirt and adjusts one of the impressive silver watches around his thick wrist.
Keeping your eyes lingering on him you pull your own clothes back on and take a seat to pull your shoes on.
“I want you here, after every game. You’re mine. You hear me? Mine.”
You nodded, your throat too sore to speak.
“I’ll have my assistant leave tickets at will call. No underwear next time. Now get out of here, out the side door. I have a press conference to get to.”
You stood, grabbing your things, avoiding his gaze. As you headed to the door, Kylo grabbed your wrist, pulling you back towards him. You stumbled into him, bracing yourself against his chest. Not daring to meet his gaze, you looked at your feet.
“Look at me.” Lifting your chin with one finger, a finger that had just been deep inside you, your eyes met his. “Mine, princess. All mine.”
He lowered to your level, placing a chaste kiss against your lips, eyes remaining open and on yours.
“Go.” He let go, backing away from you, taking one last look at your body as you scurried away.
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“Kylo, you seem in a great mood for someone who had one of the worst performances of his career. What’s going through your head right now?”
Kylo smirked, winking at the journalist in the front row who asked the question. “Let’s just say, I found my good luck charm. I’ll see you next week.”
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saynotoshityouhate · 3 years
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Full Court Press (NBA!Kylo Ren x Reader) - Part 1/2
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A collaborative fic by @weareallstoriesintheend & @saynotoshityouhate​
Words: 1329
Summary: Your boss is making you take clients to a professional basketball game - not your ideal use of a Friday night. That is, until something caught your eye. 
AU Inspo: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdpBEY21/
Warnings: Just some spicy thoughts! The spice comes in part two! 
(Link to Part 2 Coming Soon!)
“But…I know absolutely nothing about basketball. Can’t you find someone else to go?” You looked at your boss, his arm extended with four tickets to that night’s Tie Fighter game. 
He shook his head, pushing the tickets into your hand. You were going, and were taking along three high profile clients. It wasn’t how you’d hoped to spend a Friday night, but hey, the snacks courtside were much better than general admission. 
The company car dropped you and your clients at the front of the arena. You wore your favorite black and red blouse and dark jeans, nothing too showy, but still fun and professional for a work outing - and fitting, since it matched the Tie Fighter’s uniforms! The four of you took your seats courtside. You could reach out and touch the players you were so close. You tucked yourself neatly into your seat along with your clients, quickly attended to by a waiter who asked for your drink order. You were used to fancy amenities in your job, but this was just over the top! 
It was hard to keep track of what was happening out on the court. Big men, running back and forth...how did people find this interesting again? The only thing holding your attention, as much as you hate to say it (as a strong, independent, boss ass bitch) was the tall, center forward for the Tie Fighters. 
He had long, dark hair that was pulled into a ponytail apart from a few wispy pieces that fell loose around his face. His skin was littered with moles and freckles, and his left arm was a full sleeve of tattoos. You tucked your hair behind your ears as your skin began to warm, the dirty thoughts filling your mind betraying your professional exterior. 
You were snapped out of your daydream by the shrill shouts of the Tie Fighter’s coach. “Ren! Hustle! Get down the court!” The pale, red-headed coach was turning purple with the exertion of his shouts towards the player you had your eye on. 
That must be Kylo Ren, the infamous star of the team, known for his off the court antics that always had him in the news. If it wasn’t girls in clubs, it was violent outbursts towards reporters or his coaches. Most recently, he had assaulted the red-headed coach in the locker room after he questioned Ren’s work ethic. The team couldn’t lose him, so they hit him with a hefty fine instead, which to Kylo was just pocket change. He was terrifying...in the best way. 
“Y/N, has that shipping issue resolved yet? Last time we talked, you had begun making some progress on those negotiations.” 
As you turned to answer the client’s question, you suddenly found yourself tackled by one of the players, your body trapped under his, the folding chair disintegrating in the process. Opening your eyes, you saw a set of hazel eyes staring back at you, partially hidden behind thick black hair draped across his sweaty forehead. 
“You okay?” It was him, Kylo Ren, looking deep into your eyes, searching for any inkling of injury. 
“I’d be better if you got off of me,” you grunted, his weight holding you in an uncomfortable position. 
He chuckled. “I don’t know about that, Princess, but I’ll take your word for it.” Kylo stood, extending his hand to you to help you up. 
You took his hand as he pulled you upright. After adjusting your blouse and wiping spilled beer off of your pants, you looked back at Kylo. 
“I’m fine, promise.” You were shocked that he hadn’t run back to the rest of his team by now and was just loitering by your seats. You raised an eyebrow at him, which prompted a sly smirk by the star player. 
“Feisty. I like that.” He turned around and headed back on the court. You took your seat, quickly finding a fresh drink and a dry towel in your hand from one of the arena staff. 
At halftime, one of the athletic trainers found you at your seat, handing you a folded up note. You took the note, your forehead knit in confusion. Peeling apart the note, you saw two lines of scrawled script: 
Sorry I knocked you over. Come to the locker room after the game - I’ll make it up to you. -KRen
The rest of the game, you were overrun by nervous butterflies. You tried to avoid eye contact and focus your attention on your clients, but you kept getting drawn back to the actions on the court. You’d watch him dribble, seeing the sheer size of his hands palm the ball with ease. You wondered what else those hands could do. You saw the way every muscle in his body worked in unison, flexing and stretching, glistening in sweat. At one point, as he prepared to shoot free throws, he looked in your direction, that signature smirk spread across his face. He winked and licked his lips lewdly before continuing his pre-shot routine. You adjusted in your seat, aroused by the man’s audacity and public display.  
With a few moments left in the fourth quarter, it was clear the Tie Fighters wouldn’t be winning this game. It was an ugly display by the home team, as well as their star player. As the final buzzer rang, you made eye contact with the same athletic trainer who had visited you earlier. He nodded his head towards the locker rooms, standing up and walking in that direction. You turned to your clients. 
“I just got a text from my sister...family emergency. Are you all okay with making it back to the hotel? Have some drinks at the bar - charge it to my account. I’m so sorry to end the night early.” They made some sort of remark about hitting the town, you weren’t really listening. You were gathering your things and heading the way of the locker room, despite every muscle in your body telling you this was a terrible idea. 
You followed the trainer down a long dark hallway, the walls covered in motivational posters and team photographs. Kylo was heavily featured, your eyes examining his larger than life features, the butterflies in your lower belly beginning to swarm. You stopped for a moment, looking down the seemingly endless tunnel. 
You took a deep breath, shaking the nerves from your shoulders and wiggling your fingers. He probably just wants to apologize and make sure you’re alright. Maybe sign an autograph. Totally harmless. You worked with powerful men all of the time, it took a lot to intimidate you. You began to walk again towards your escort who was standing outside an unmarked door. You looked confused, expecting a more dramatic and flashy entrance. 
“This is the back entrance. The rest of the team meets for a bit without Mr. Ren, giving him a chance to cool down in private. You’ve got about 30minutes. If you’re not gone by then, I’ll have to come in and bring you out myself.” Again, you looked confused, tilting your head at him. Rolling his eyes at you, he opened the door and pushed you inside. 
The locker room was round, with wooden cubbies around the perimeter, each with a player’s name and number across the top. The carpet was black and red, a giant tie fighter in the center. Sitting in the cubby directly ahead of you, head in his hands, was Kylo Ren. You took a few more steps forward before clearing your throat. 
“Um, hi…I’m y/n? You kinda knocked me over earlier? I was summoned?” Kylo looked up from his hands, flashing you that signature smile. 
He stood, taking long strides in your direction, before crashing into you once more. 
All at once his fingers were laced in your hair and his full lips were pressing into yours, you let out a muffled gasp and froze in his grip.  
What the hell was he doing?! 
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el-kelpo · 5 years
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Can I like...get a Reylo Basketball AU? Ben is hella tall and got some muscle on him. cmon he is def a star player that could dunk over anyones children. And Rey sits courtside since her best friends Poe and Finn are in the NBA and listen to her more than their own coach when it comes to plays that can overcome the tornado that is THE Kylo Ren. Kylo just sits there like “yea okay still gonna dunk over them and push em around but nice coaching you should so come to my side”.
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pathetic-pisces · 4 years
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Thanks for the tag @timmy-schallers! 💕
the game is to post your lockscreen, homescreen, last saved picture and last song you've listened to:
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So, my lock screen is a wallpaper that I found on tumblr (I can hunt down from where if you would like), and my lock screen is a picture of a blackbird’s wing ‘cause I like corvids. The last photo I saved is a screenshot of a crossword game that I play and I thought is was funny bc New Jersey doesn’t have an NBA team anymore lol. In Your Eyes by Peter Gabriel is the last song I listened to (not pictured).
So, if you’d like to play, I’ll tag: @bostonbottoms , @kylo-ren-jepsen, @thingaddams, and @nosefacekillah! 💜
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South Park (October 2019)
The latest episode of South Park continues the series' long-running tradition of making topical and humorous observations in both pop culture and current events, and this week's newest episode explores just how important China has become in companies' attempts to increase their profits on the global scale. And in doing so, the episode skewered Disney and the NBA's attempts to grow their audiences in the Middle Kingdom and expand their respective empires. But it's Disney that gets the spotlight in the episode, with characters from Marvel, Star Wars, and Pixar movies joining Mickey Mouse and Winnie the Pooh in the episode.
The shenanigans begin when Stan Marsh's dad Randy attempts to expand his growing marijuana business into China. On the airplane, he is joined by LeBron James, James Harden, Thor, Snow White, Buzz Lightyear, Black Panther, Kylo Ren, and more who are also attempting expand their respective businesses.
But because Randy is basically attempting to smuggle marijuana into another country, he gets arrested by Chinese customs officers as soon as he lands. Randy gets thrown in jail where he is put in a cell across from Winnie the Pooh and Piglet.
The episode is making a reference to the real life scandal in which people on social media made memes comparing President of China Xi Jinping to Winnie the Pooh, prompting the country's government to ban the film Christopher Robin from being premiered there.
Mickey Mouse soon shows up as an intense Hollywood executive hellbent on making money in the region. He secures the releases of Pooh and Piglet, but still faces opposition from the government. So Mickey and Randy concoct a plan that would show the country's leaders their respect and possibly allow them to expand their businesses into the Middle Kingdom.
And that's when Randy sets a trap for Pooh and brutally murders the silly old bear in a back alley as Piglet watches on in horror. Randy then is allowed to expand his weed business into China, and the episode ends with a literal dump truck full of money pulling into his farm.
Source: Comic Book Dot Com
(image via YouTube)
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tastefullyoffensive · 6 years
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laresearchette · 2 years
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Full Court Press (NBA!Kylo Ren x Reader)
A collaborative fic by @weareallstoriesintheend & @saynotoshityouhate
AU Inspo: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdpBEY21/
Words: 1329
Summary: Your boss is making you take clients to a professional basketball game - not your ideal use of a Friday night. That is, until something caught your eye.
Warnings: Just some spicy thoughts! The spice comes in part two!
PART 2
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“But…I know absolutely nothing about basketball. Can’t you find someone else to go?” You looked at your boss, his arm extended with four tickets to that night’s Tie Fighter game.
He shook his head, pushing the tickets into your hand. You were going, and were taking along three high profile clients. It wasn’t how you’d hoped to spend a Friday night, but hey, the snacks courtside were much better than general admission.
The company car dropped you and your clients at the front of the arena. You wore your favorite black and red blouse and dark jeans, nothing too showy, but still fun and professional for a work outing - and fitting, since it matched the Tie Fighter’s uniforms! The four of you took your seats courtside. You could reach out and touch the players you were so close. You tucked yourself neatly into your seat along with your clients, quickly attended to by a waiter who asked for your drink order. You were used to fancy amenities in your job, but this was just over the top!
It was hard to keep track of what was happening out on the court. Big men, running back and forth...how did people find this interesting again? The only thing holding your attention, as much as you hate to say it (as a strong, independent, boss ass bitch) was the tall, center forward for the Tie Fighters.
He had long, dark hair that was pulled into a ponytail apart from a few wispy pieces that fell loose around his face. His skin was littered with moles and freckles, and his left arm was a full sleeve of tattoos. You tucked your hair behind your ears as your skin began to warm, the dirty thoughts filling your mind betraying your professional exterior.
You were snapped out of your daydream by the shrill shouts of the Tie Fighter’s coach. “Ren! Hustle! Get down the court!” The pale, red-headed coach was turning purple with the exertion of his shouts towards the player you had your eye on.
That must be Kylo Ren, the infamous star of the team, known for his off the court antics that always had him in the news. If it wasn’t girls in clubs, it was violent outbursts towards reporters or his coaches. Most recently, he had assaulted the red-headed coach in the locker room after he questioned Ren’s work ethic. The team couldn’t lose him, so they hit him with a hefty fine instead, which to Kylo was just pocket change. He was terrifying...in the best way.
“Y/N, has that shipping issue resolved yet? Last time we talked, you had begun making some progress on those negotiations.”
As you turned to answer the client’s question, you suddenly found yourself tackled by one of the players, your body trapped under his, the folding chair disintegrating in the process. Opening your eyes, you saw a set of hazel eyes staring back at you, partially hidden behind thick black hair draped across his sweaty forehead.
“You okay?” It was him, Kylo Ren, looking deep into your eyes, searching for any inkling of injury.
“I’d be better if you got off of me,” you grunted, his weight holding you in an uncomfortable position.
He chuckled. “I don’t know about that, Princess, but I’ll take your word for it.” Kylo stood, extending his hand to you to help you up.
You took his hand as he pulled you upright. After adjusting your blouse and wiping spilled beer off of your pants, you looked back at Kylo.
“I’m fine, promise.” You were shocked that he hadn’t run back to the rest of his team by now and was just loitering by your seats. You raised an eyebrow at him, which prompted a sly smirk by the star player.
“Feisty. I like that.” He turned around and headed back on the court. You took your seat, quickly finding a fresh drink and a dry towel in your hand from one of the arena staff.
At halftime, one of the athletic trainers found you at your seat, handing you a folded up note. You took the note, your forehead knit in confusion. Peeling apart the note, you saw two lines of scrawled script:
Sorry I knocked you over. Come to the locker room after the game - I’ll make it up to you. -KRen
The rest of the game, you were overrun by nervous butterflies. You tried to avoid eye contact and focus your attention on your clients, but you kept getting drawn back to the actions on the court. You’d watch him dribble, seeing the sheer size of his hands palm the ball with ease. You wondered what else those hands could do. You saw the way every muscle in his body worked in unison, flexing and stretching, glistening in sweat. At one point, as he prepared to shoot free throws, he looked in your direction, that signature smirk spread across his face. He winked and licked his lips lewdly before continuing his pre-shot routine. You adjusted in your seat, aroused by the man’s audacity and public display.
With a few moments left in the fourth quarter, it was clear the Tie Fighters wouldn’t be winning this game. It was an ugly display by the home team, as well as their star player. As the final buzzer rang, you made eye contact with the same athletic trainer who had visited you earlier. He nodded his head towards the locker rooms, standing up and walking in that direction. You turned to your clients.
“I just got a text from my sister...family emergency. Are you all okay with making it back to the hotel? Have some drinks at the bar - charge it to my account. I’m so sorry to end the night early.” They made some sort of remark about hitting the town, you weren’t really listening. You were gathering your things and heading the way of the locker room, despite every muscle in your body telling you this was a terrible idea.
You followed the trainer down a long dark hallway, the walls covered in motivational posters and team photographs. Kylo was heavily featured, your eyes examining his larger than life features, the butterflies in your lower belly beginning to swarm. You stopped for a moment, looking down the seemingly endless tunnel.
You took a deep breath, shaking the nerves from your shoulders and wiggling your fingers. He probably just wants to apologize and make sure you’re alright. Maybe sign an autograph. Totally harmless. You worked with powerful men all of the time, it took a lot to intimidate you. You began to walk again towards your escort who was standing outside an unmarked door. You looked confused, expecting a more dramatic and flashy entrance.
“This is the back entrance. The rest of the team meets for a bit without Mr. Ren, giving him a chance to cool down in private. You’ve got about 30minutes. If you’re not gone by then, I’ll have to come in and bring you out myself.” Again, you looked confused, tilting your head at him. Rolling his eyes at you, he opened the door and pushed you inside.
The locker room was round, with wooden cubbies around the perimeter, each with a player’s name and number across the top. The carpet was black and red, a giant tie fighter in the center. Sitting in the cubby directly ahead of you, head in his hands, was Kylo Ren. You took a few more steps forward before clearing your throat.
“Um, hi…I’m y/n? You kinda knocked me over earlier? I was summoned?” Kylo looked up from his hands, flashing you that signature smile.
He stood, taking long strides in your direction, before crashing into you once more.
All at once his fingers were laced in your hair and his full lips were pressing into yours, you let out a muffled gasp and froze in his grip.
What the hell was he doing?!
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Full Court Press (NBA!Kylo Ren x Reader) - Part 2/2
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My team won the NBA Finals last night for the first time since 1971! We weren’t planning on posting this yet, but in honor of my boys, we decided to give you all a celebratory gift. 🦌💚🤍💙
A collaborative fic by @weareallstoriesintheend & @saynotoshityouhate
Link to Part 1
Words: 2832
AU Inspo: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdpBEY21/
Summary: You found yourself in the Tie Fighters locker room after the game with the one and only Kylo Ren. You quickly realize he didn’t invite you here just to give you an autograph.
Warnings: Smut, Fingering (f receiving), Pet Names (good girl, Princess), PIV Shower Sex, Kylo Ren is a bit of an arrogant dick.
His lips tugged and sucked at yours relentlessly, his tongue sliding languidly into your mouth. For the first couple of seconds you were frozen, unsure of how to respond to the Kylo Ren kissing you without even so much as a word. But as he deepened the kiss further, lowering his hands to your waist to tug you into the curve of his body you caved. You relaxed into him, momentarily forgetting where you were, humming a quiet moan and you felt him smile.
All of a sudden, coming back your senses, you pulled back and pushed him away from you with hands flat on his broad chest, “What the fuck are you doing?” you exclaimed with a little less anger than you’d been hoping for.
He continued to smile at you letting his eyes roam over your body, your chest heaved anxiously as you sucked air into your lungs in an effort to calm yourself.
As you took a step back he followed you, it struck you as odd that his movements didn’t feel predatory… they felt intriguing.
You took a second to take him in as he loomed before you; his shirt was off, ditched somewhere behind him, and his shorts hung low on his hips. Sweat was dripping between his impressive pecs and you could see him clenching his fists at his sides causing the veins in his forearms to bulge. Your eyes lingered on the twisting patterns of his tattoos that slunk down his left arm, shamefully the sight of them alone made your cunt throb.
“A-Answer my question” you internally rolled your eyes as your voice stuttered, you were hoping for something a little more commanding and he knew it.
“Kissing you” he stated, “What does it look like I’m doing?”
You went to speak but stopped dead as he took another step, levelling himself with you and staring down. “I’m a stranger” you whispered, a little nervous of his intentions with you in this empty locker room.
Suddenly you were shoved with considerable force back into the wall, his forearm across your chest holding you still. His lips dropped close to your ear and he let out a quiet growl under his breath, “You think I didn’t notice?” he asked, voice teasing and amused “You think I was too focused on the game to see the way you were looking at me?”
“Maybe that’s why you lost?” you looked up at him with wide innocent eyes, raising the pitch of your voice just a little and lifting a questioning eyebrow.
His eyes blew dark and he growled once more pushing you impossibly further back into the cold wall. Before you could say anything further he grabbed you by your shoulders and pushed you into one of the cubbies, sitting you down on the bench below where his clearly expensive clothes were hung. As you dropped onto the bench with force you could hear the row of neatly stacked watches clatter, you flinched in case they fell knowing all too well that even just one was probably worth more than your yearly salary.
You looked up at him as he towered over you, he pressed one hand up above you, leaning down ever so slightly as he ran his fingertips along your jaw. Taking a tight grip he forced you to look up at him, “Don’t take your eyes off me.”
He let go of your jaw and trailed one finger down your neck, slowly in between your breasts and over your stomach. You resisted the urge to visibly shudder at the seductive way he was treating you.
His dexterous fingers flicked the button of your jeans open and slowly pulled the zip. He smirked as the rise and fall of your chest quickened and your legs opened just a little.
“Tell me to stop” he whispered, leaning down so that his face was level with yours, breath ghosting over your face. You gulped heavily and shook your head.
He chuckled low in his chest and smiled, “So willing to fuck a complete stranger?” he asked, “Such a little whore.”
You whimpered quietly as you felt him slip his hands past the tight material of your jeans and play with the soft cotton of your underwear. His face was plastered in a smirk, “I love how you respond to me.”
As he spoke he slipped his fingers into your underwear, feeling and pressing into your cunt. You moaned brokenly as he slid his fingers over your clit.
“So wet for me already” he chuckled before leaning forward and capturing your trembling lips in a deep kiss. You let out another pathetic whimper at the soft, delicious slide of his tongue into your mouth. His skilled fingers picked up their pace against your clit causing you to let out a muffled moan. Kylo let out his own moan as he heard your hands slap down onto the wood seat beneath you and grip the edge tightly; arrogantly enjoying just how much his touch was affecting you.
You gasped his name into his lips as his fingers lightly traced your throbbing clit. His eyes watched you hungrily; he leant back and used his free hand to brush back a curl of hair that had fallen loose from the tight top-knot he’d wrestled his thick locks into. Instead of leaning back into the wall he crouched in front of you, slipping his fingers down from your clit to push two inside you.
Gasping at the sensation that filled you, impossibly thick fingers stroking along your walls, your spine tingled with electricity. The sensation caused you to tilt your head back and your eyelashes to flutter gently closed.
You reached forward and grabbed his forearm in desperation, “Kylo” you whined, bucking your hips into his hand causing the heel of his palm to brush against your clit.
“So the question is…” he began, his voice low and teasing “…do I make you cum on my fingers or on this?”
You opened your eyes just a little to look up and you saw him palming his hard cock through his shorts and you clenched hard around his fingers. Openly laughing he curled his fingers slightly inside of you, “Question answered”
Grabbing you by the wrists he roughly pulled you to your feet, he began to tug your clothes from your body. As you kicked off your shoes and lifted your blouse over your head, in fear he’d rip it, he bent down and pulled your jeans and underwear down your legs. You reached behind you and unclasped your bra as you watched him shimmy his shorts and underwear down. A quiet gasp was all the sound you could make at the sight of his blushed red hard cock bobbing against his stomach.
You squealed as he abruptly picked you up, throwing you over his shoulder and walking off into a tiled room you presumed was the showers. He placed you down on unsteady feet before turning on the shower with a twist of the handle. Warm water began cascading down over his body; you followed the water droplets that dripped down his soft tanned skin with your fingertips. Kylo turned towards you sighing as the water flowed down his back, probably soothing some aching muscles.
You carded your hands up into his messy long hair tugging it loose from the knot it was tied in. Pulling him down you guided him to that spot behind your ear that made you shudder, instantly you felt him smile into your neck and he pressed a tantalizingly soft kiss to that spot.
“Just here?” he asked, his deep voice reverberating through you.
You nodded frantically and he smiled against you once again letting out a cocky chuckle. His plush lips sucked hard at the sensitive skin causing a moan to erupt from low in your chest. A combination of the touch of his lips and the warm stream of water caused a rush of heat to climb up your body from your toes and you let out a fractured whine, “More...please?”
Without giving you a chance to even take a breath he bent down and hooked his arms under your thighs, hoisting you haphazardly to tuck your legs around him. Kylos body felt even bigger like this, caging you against the wall, it felt like every inch of your skin was being touched by his. Dipping his head he captured your pebbled nipples in his mouth, one after the other, stroking his tongue over the hardening buds. Your clit ached with a hard pulse as you felt a rush of wetness, feeling overcome with so much him.
He began pressing his full lips into your neck again; sucking and licking his way around the soft skin eliciting gasp after gasp from your open lips. As he pressed his hips further into you his cock, pulsing between you, slid up the slit of your dripping wet cunt and his tip bumped against your clit. The feeling sent shockwaves through you both and his hands slipped a little. You gasped his name as you slid a little down the wall, he lifted you back up and rutted into you again.
“So beautiful” he murmured and when your eyes focused on him, a flash of heat crept up to your cheeks when you saw his expression. He was staring down at your cunt with a look that could only be described as starvation. You whimpered and squirmed when he suddenly dipped forward, his lips just barely touching yours. When you leant to capture them he pulled back with a cocky grin.
“You seem to like asking questions…so ask me.”
“P-please?” you pleaded quietly, unsure exactly what he wanted you to say. He didn’t respond and just continued to look at you with an expectant raised eyebrow.
“Please Kylo? … I want you inside me. Please make me feel good.” you begged quietly, suddenly worried people may hear you even over the rush of the shower.
He groaned as he bumped your clit again and again with the flushed tip of his cock. You felt him tease your hole with it as you linked your legs around him harder pulling him into you. He paused, taking a second to catch your eye contact; you nodded, giving him permission.
Finally you felt Kylo harshly push his cock inside of you, not giving you time to adjust to the stretch. With one snap of his hips he bottomed out, connecting his hips with yours, and you dug your nails into his biceps with a cry. The feeling of him instantly overwhelming you with how full you felt, your head flung back hitting the tile with a smack. He stilled himself, breathing heavily into your wet hair as you whimpered for him.
“Kylo, f-fuck… move please” you begged bucking your hips up into him, desperate to feel the drag of him against yours walls again.
“You sure, Princess?” he laughed.
“Yes!” you pleaded looking at him with wide doe eyes. He bent and kissed you before pulling out of you slowly and plunging back inside. You cried out loudly, eyes rolling back.
You felt yourself getting louder and louder as he continued to firmly thrust into you, making sure you took every inch of him as your legs held him in a death grip. You felt him shuffling and realised he was moving to hold you with one arm.
The thought that his wide, muscled body was able to hold you up with only one arm and the weight of his body pressing you against the wall made you clench around him. His free hand came up to clap over your mouth muffling your cries, “Stay quiet for me, can’t have anybody ruining our fun” he grunted into your ear.
Your cunt clenched at his words, feeling your stomach tighten, and he groaned at the sensation. He picked up his pace, rutting into you hard and you winced at the slam of your hips and lower back against the unforgiving tiled wall.
“That’s it. Good girl, you take me so good.”
You whimpered, your desperation was overpowering; you felt like you were drowning all the while he was calm, thrusting hard and deep in your dripping cunt. Your fingernails began digging harsh red lines into his shoulders as you feel yourself getting closer to cumming. Your hands pull his sopping hair in a harsh grip, there was nothing sweet or loving about the two of you right now, this was pure, vicious need.
His own thrusts began to stutter and you manage to brokenly moan out his name, gathering yourself as much as you could and sucking in deep breaths “Fuck, please cum for me!”
“Not until you give me what I want, Princess. Show me how I make you feel.”
You can tell by the tone of his voice that he’s gritting his teeth as he grunts into the crux of your neck. He pulls up slightly and you unscrew your eyes to look at him; water from the shower was dripping down his forehead and slicking back his hair, his pupils were blown wide and his face was flushed a pretty pink – it was the most sinfully erotic thing you’d ever seen.
The grip over your mouth released and you felt him move his hand down your body between the two of you and lightly brush your clit. You cry out, head back and eyes closed again. He began to stroke firm circles over your clit in time with his thrusts whilst he coaxed you in that captivatingly low tone that comes from deep within his chest, “That’s it beautiful girl, I don’t care who hears you now. Let them hear what I can do to you. Cum for me.”
You felt your orgasm rush over you like fire licking your skin. You arched up, breasts pressing into his chest, scratching your nails down his biceps as you grabbed him wildly. Body wracking against him as you shout his name.
However he doesn’t give you a second longer to come down from your overstimulated state before he’s gripping your thighs with both hands and pummelling his hips into yours. His cock feels like it’s in your ribcage as he urges himself towards cumming.
You whimper and plead with him, tear-filled eyes holding his gaze as he grunts and curses. All of a sudden his furrowed eyebrows raise and he screws his eyes shut, you feel his hips falter and he cums with a shout, gripping your legs tightly and rutting himself into you.
After a few seconds of heavy breathing into your neck he reaches down and turns off the shower. You slide down his body as his hands release you.
Kylo grips your chin once you are down on your feet and tugs you into a heavy kiss, “Get dressed” he says against your lips. He walks away from you a little to toss you a towel from the basket in the locker room.
You sigh, muscles throbbing and legs shaking as you dry yourself down. Your throat stung from the strain of your cries and your hands felt like they were vibrating as they patted the towel against your skin.
As you make your way back into the locker room, drying the ends of your hair, you watch intently as he slips himself into dark trousers, a smart shirt and adjusts one of the impressive silver watches around his thick wrist.
Keeping your eyes lingering on him you pull your own clothes back on and take a seat to pull your shoes on.
“I want you here, after every game. You’re mine. You hear me? Mine.”
You nodded, your throat too sore to speak.
“I’ll have my assistant leave tickets at will call. No underwear next time. Now get out of here, out the side door. I have a press conference to get to.”
You stood, grabbing your things, avoiding his gaze. As you headed to the door, Kylo grabbed your wrist, pulling you back towards him. You stumbled into him, bracing yourself against his chest. Not daring to meet his gaze, you looked at your feet.
“Look at me.” Lifting your chin with one finger, a finger that had just been deep inside you, your eyes met his. “Mine, princess. All mine.”
He lowered to your level, placing a chaste kiss against your lips, eyes remaining open and on yours.
“Go.” He let go, backing away from you, taking one last look at your body as you scurried away.
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“Kylo, you seem in a great mood for someone who had one of the worst performances of his career. What’s going through your head right now?”
Kylo smirked, winking at the journalist in the front row who asked the question. “Let’s just say, I found my good luck charm. I’ll see you next week.”
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junker-town · 6 years
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18 NBA stars if they were Jedi in the Star Wars universe
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NBA superstars and force-users in the Star Wars universe actually have a lot in common.
Let’s talk about a group of special folks who have become ubiquitous symbols in pop culture. Trained from a young age to harness their natural gifts, these prodigies spend many of their formative years isolated from their peers. Their ability to wield an object makes them famous, and their monkish devotion to their craft keeps them there. Yet above all, they are spoken of as heroes and villains, with origin stories and battle scars that enable them to transcend the very institution that requires them to conform.
I’m talking about force-wielders — i.e. Jedi, Sith, and whatever you consider the bad guys in the new trilogy — in the Star Wars universe. But the same description could just as easily describe the biggest NBA stars.
Most people know them for their ability to do cool things with a basketball. They do not become famous because of their personalities, and in fact are supposed to suppress their individualism for the good of something larger: their team. But in the process, the best of the best become global stars and urban legends, with larger-than-life personas that follow common narrative tropes, but still take on a life of their own.
In other words, they have a lot in common with the greats of George Lucas’ Disney’s signature sci-fi franchise. So let’s pair them up.
(Shoutout to Dave Schilling for the inspiration and fellow Star Wars fan Russ Oates for the help).
Anakin Skywalker is LeBron James
The Chosen One. That was easy.
For real, winning the 2016 Finals completed LeBron’s redemption arc, just as killing the emperor completed Anakin/Vader’s.
(LeBron’s Lakers tenure is what would have happened if Anakin/Vader survived the second Death Star’s destruction and had nothing to do while pointlessly hanging out with the rebellion).
Luke Skywalker is Kevin Durant
Idealistic, naive child prodigies tasked with saving the universe from the dark turn of the previous Chosen One. Succeed and become heroes to some, but are eventually overshadowed by the actions of a peer. Grow more and more disillusioned as they get older, drowning in a pool of existential self-pity and lashing out at those who view them as legends instead of human beings.
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Leia Organa/Skywalker is Stephen Curry
Possess uncommon emotional maturity cultivated through a privileged upbringing, but also carry the battle scars from those who underestimated them. Have the power to launch themselves to a small target from far away, but only uses that power when they absolutely must in order to maintain greater good.
Kylo Ren is Kobe Bryant
Spend their entire lives imitating their idol, yearning so desperately to be him that they steal his entire look and mannerisms. Alas, they’re no Jordan. They’re just a child ... in a mask.
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Rey is Giannis Antetokounmpo
Discovered almost accidentally after an impoverished background forced them to fend for themselves at a young age. Have supernatural talent, yet nobody knows exactly where it comes from. Also still posses the idealism of a person who hasn’t been in this business long enough, but is rapidly growing up before our eyes.
Obi-Wan Kenobi is Dwyane Wade
True believers of their institution’s underlying philosophy that they serve with grace and class. Beloved by those within their fraternity, but perhaps overshadowed by other more famous peers in the eyes of those outside it. Mentors of The Chosen One.
Yoda is Kareem Abdul-Jabaar
Idealists that always stood for something greater than the institution for which they served. Lived long enough to earn countless accolades, but also carry with them a sense of sadness and perspective that come from knowing the difficulty and sacrifices required to change deeply embedded stereotypes of their world.
Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sidious is Wilt Chamberlain
All-powerful beings that manipulated the world to their will, all for the sole reason of consolidating more power. Yet for all their schemes to cheat the natural laws of physics, they were still bested by someone they regarded as an underling.
Count Dooku is James Harden
Charismatic, yet strange ideologues who become the face of a revolution. They also have bushy beards.
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Snoke is Phil Jackson
Shadowy, mysterious figures with the ability to manipulate minds and pit other powerful creatures against each other, before ultimately being taken down by their own hubris.
Qui-Gon Jin is Tim Duncan
Widely respected for their wisdom and perspective, yet also seen as mavericks for their unwillingness to play by the rules of the day. Became even more honorable after their careers ended.
Mace Windu is Chris Paul
Fiercely loyal to their institution and its values, yet also surly with their peers and too quick to fight a war they cannot win.
Darth Maul is Penny Hardaway
Destined for great things until their bodies betrayed them. Exiled and forgotten, then put back together only after their relevance to the larger world had past. Fought in vain thereafter to achieve some level of prominence, but ultimately became tragic figures.
Ahsoka Tano is Russell Westbrook
Bratty padawans that embarked on their own odyssey into becoming a wise mentor, all without sacrificing their principles.
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Ezra Bridger is Kyrie Irving
Young and impulsive adolescents used to being loners, but who also yearn to be a part of a family that loves them. Flirts with darker instincts while clashing with authority figures they later comes to respect. Flat earthers.
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Kanan Jarus is Damian Lillard
Nobody ever prepared them to lead, but they rose to the occasion and managed to channel their own self-doubt into the well-rounded perspective needed to front small, insurgent rebel cells.
Darth Plagueis is Michael Jordan
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Jordan the Wise? It’s not a story the analytics masters would tell you.
— Tyler (@TylerAtoms) March 7, 2019
The kid who uses the Force to pick up the broom at the end of The Last Ledi is Bronny James
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Apparently that kid’s real name is Temiri Blagg, but like Bronny, he’ll forever be known by his nickname.
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ao3feed--reylo · 6 years
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Alley Oop
read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2SQDTMO
by nachomomma
She turns to retrieve the ball and stops midstep. There’s a black Nike resting on top of her ball. Attached to a large muscular leg connected to an equally muscular body, clad entirety in black.
And a face she’d know anywhere.
She’s stunned to see anyone else in the gym at this hour, and certainly not him.
He flicks the ball up into the air, juggling it with his feet before catching it. He meets her stare with a slight grin on his face.
“So,” he says, easily palming the ball in his enormous hand, turning to face her. “The girl I’ve heard so much about.”
Words: 2612, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M
Characters: Rey (Star Wars), Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Leia Organa, Poe Dameron, Finn (Star Wars), Rose Tico, Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Wilhuff Tarkin, Armitage Hux, Kaydel Ko Connix, Phasma (Star Wars), Amilyn Holdo, Dopheld Mitaka
Relationships: Kylo Ren/Rey, Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Rey & Ben Solo | Kylo Ren
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, Basketball, Reylo - Freeform, College athlete Rey, NBA player Kylo, Rey talks trash, Love & Basketball trope, subtweets, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn, Angst, Anxiety, got a basketball jones, General Organa takes no shit, Emotional Baggage, Eventual Smut, it’s about family
read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2SQDTMO
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Last Updated: 23/01/2021
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Prompts:
Arthur Morgan and Time Travel [GN] (R)
Do You Even Care Anymore? With Klaus Hargreeves [GN] (R)
Do You Even Care Anymore? With Klaus Mikaelson [GN] (R)
“Are you ready?”  With Evan Buckley [GN] (R) (+)
TV Shows:
9-1-1:
Prompt: “Are you ready?”  With Evan Buckley [GN] (R) (+)
Baby Daddy:
Teaching Biology and ending up tutoring Bonnie and Ben (Imagine) [GN]
Babysitting Emma and Ben hangs out with you (Imagine)
Brooklyn Nine-Nine:
Surprising Jake with a ‘romantic’ trip (i) [GN]
Holt is your father and you date Rosa (i) [GN]
 War With the Ghost (Series) (i) (Jake Peralta x Criminal!Female!Reader) [Part 1|Part 2|Part 3|Part 4]
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation:
Partnering up with Warrick Brown (i) [Fem]
Working with your brother, Nick, and dating Greg (i) [GN]
Catherine and Sarah being like sisters to you (i) [GN]
Doctor Who:
Being pregnant with the Doctor’s baby (i) (Fluff)
Time rift in the Tardis and you are seeing glimpses of past (i) (+)
Finding out the Doctor keeps insects (i) [GN]
Going on an adventure with the Doctor (i) (Fic) [GN] (Fluff)
iZombie:
Being a zombie and Liv taking you in. (i) [GN]
Being Det. Babineaux’s partner and befriending Liv (i) [GN]
Heart Broken (Series) (i) [Ravi x GN] [Part 1|Part 2|Part 3|Part 4|Part 5| Part 6]
Oh Brother [Blaine x Sibling!Reader] [GN]
MacGyver:
Mi6 Agent [Mac x Female!Reader] (Vi) (+)
Misfits:
Being a counsellor with powers (i) [GN] (Vi)
Introductions [Rudy Wade x Reader] [GN] (R)
Visits [Rudy Wade x Reader] [GN] (R)
One Tree Hill:
Working at Karen’s Café and befriending Haley and Lucas (i) [GN]
Moving [OTH/Riverdale Crossover] [GN] (Angst)
Preacher:
Protecting Eugene (Arseface) from the townspeople (i) [GN]
Pretty Little Liars:
Accusations (Series) (i) [GN] [Part 1|Part 2|Part 3]
Jealousy Calling [Emily Field x Female!Reader] (Angst) (R)
Cross-Overs:
One Tree Hill/Riverdale: Moving [GN]
Films:
Big Hero 6:
Working for ‘Aunt’ Cas and Tadashi asks you out (i) [GN]
The Engineer and the Cheerleader [Tadashi x Female!Reader] (Angst) (R) [Trig]
Harry Potter:
Bumping into Draco Malfoy in the Great Hall (i) [GN]
Jealous Draco [Draco x GN] (R) (+) (Fluff)
Home for the Holidays [Harry Potter x Hufflepuff!Muggleborn!Reader] [GN] (R)
Hunters:
Paxton and Trip coming to save you (i) [GN]
Lord of the Rings:
Running away from your father to be with Legolas (i) [GN]
The Martian:
Interview (Fluff) [Beck x GN]
Star Wars:
Living in Takodana and seeing Chewie and Solo (i) [GN]
Amazing X-Wing pilot for the Resistance and dating Poe Dameron (i)[GN]
Being a Scavenger with Chewbacca and Han Solo (i) [GN]
Joining Kylo Ren on the Dark side (i) [GN] (R)
Dark Side [Trig] [GN] (R) (Vi)
Wonder Woman:
A Night in Paris [Diana Prince x Fem!Reader] (Platonic) (R) (VI)
Books:
James Patterson:     Witch and Wizard: CASTING
Being ‘Gifted’ in the New Order (i) [GN]
J.K. Rowling:    Marauders:
Being friends with the Marauders (i) [GN]
Pranksters (Marauders x Reader) (Fluff) [GN]
Helping Remus through a full moon (i) [GN]
Video Games:
Red Dead Redemption:
Arthur Morgan and Time Travel prompt [GN] (R)
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ARCHIVED WORKS
YouTubers:
Amazing Phil (Phil Lester):
The L-Bomb (Fluff)
DanisnotonFire (Dan Howell):
Stranger Danger (Fluff) (R)
No More to Give (Angst)
Hello (Angst) [GN] (+)
ThatcherJoe (Joe Sugg):
Too Perfect (Fluff)
200 Followers (Fluff)
I’ll Come Back For You (Fluff)
NBA Finals (Fluff) (R)
Being in a long-distance relationship with Joe (i)
Being a fanfiction writer and dating Joe and he finds out (i) (R)
Prank Gone Wrong (Angst) (R)
Filming a video for Youtuber Confessionals (i) [GN] (+)
Series:
How to Kiss a Youtuber: [Introduction/Dan Howell/Joe Sugg/Phil Lester/Dylan O'Brien|Part 2 (R)]
The Ghost of VidCon (Dan Howell x Female!Reader) [Part 1|Part 2]
The Ghost of VidCon (Dan Howell x Male!Reader) [Part 1|Part 2]
Actors and Actresses:
Justin Bieber:  
Working at a radio station and he spots you (i) [GN]
Justin on James Corden (i) (Fluff)
Viral Video (Fluff) [GN] (+)
Dylan O’Brien:
Dating Dylan O'Brien would include… [GN] (R) (+)
Sebastian Stan:
Secretly learning Romanian and telling Seb “I Love You” in Romanian (i)[GN]
TV Shows:
Riverdale:
Archie finding out you sing (i) [GN]
Being Veronica’s friend from NY (i) [GN]
Moving [OTH/Riverdale Crossover] [GN] (Angst)
Glee:
Having an argument with your parents and Blaine comforts you (i) (R)
Grey’s Anatomy:
Being part of the team and hanging out with the group (i) [GN]
House:
Being House’s cousin and dating Robert Chase (i) [GN]
Imagine Working for House (i)
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WEAREALLSTORIESINTHEEND - ADCU MASTERLIST
Any fics labelled with a 🔥 are smut/NSFW.
You can also read all of the below fics on AO3
ADCU ONE SHOTS
Adam Sackler
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Bashful and Beautiful (One Shot)
Childish (One Shot)
Say You Love Me (One Shot)
Happy (One Shot)
Deity (Sub!Sackler; One Shot) 🔥
All Mine (Sub!Sackler; One Shot) 🔥
Bookworm (One shot. Requested) 🔥
As Long As You Need (One shot; Written for @adcuficexchange)
Greedy (One Shot; Requested) 🔥
Earned It (Sub!Sackler; One Shot) 🔥
Not Yours To Bear (One shot; Requested)
Pinky Promises (One Shot; Requested)
Charlie Barber
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Wonderful (One Shot)
Heavy (One Shot) Wicked (One Shot; Co-written with @ladyinwriting18) 🔥
Just give me time (One Shot)
- Golden (Part two of Just Give Me Time)
Can This Be Mine? (One Shot; Requested) 🔥
Barista With Benefits (One Shot; written as part of @adcuficexchange)
Clyde Logan
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Sing For Me Princess (One Shot)
You're Here (One Shot)
First Date (One Shot. Anon Request)
Home (One Shot)
Sometimes (One Shot)
Birthday Princess (One Shot. Request) 🔥
Stargazing (One Shot; Request)
Take Your Medicine (One Shot; Request)
It's Always Been You (One Shot; Anon Request)
Flip Zimmerman
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Just One Date (One Shot)
Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
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I'm Glad It Was You (Ben Solo - One Shot)
Protector (OC!Knight of Ren. Kylo Ren - One Shot)
Meant to Be (Sub!Kylo. One Shot) 🔥
Paterson
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I Have You (One Shot; Request)
ADCU Series
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Safe & Sound (Clyde x Reader)  I've Got You (Part 2) 🔥 His Girl (Part 3) Fun Fair (Part 4) 🔥
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AU NBA!Kylo Ren - (Collab series with @saynotoshityouhate​)
Part 1 
Part 2  🔥
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Adam Sackler x Plus-size!Reader
Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9
HEADCANONS/DRABBLES
Clyde giving you beard burn 🔥
Facetiming with Sackler 🔥
Favourite things about Sackler
Watching him play Basketball
"Why are you scared of loving?" with Clyde
Flip will always show you some appreciation 🔥
Clyde takes you stargazing
Charlie reading to you in the park
Sackler finds an old camera and won't leave you alone
Brains are Dumb with Sackler
Building a pillow fort with Phillip Altman
How They React To You Being A Virgin (ADCU Boys) 🔥
Clyde walks in on you using a toy 🔥
Fluffy Sackler complimenting you
Koala Hugs with Sackler
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