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Do you have recs for books that have scenes where the hero/heroine have sex or almost have sex in unusual places (ie not in a bedroom lol)

Yeah!

an incomplete list based off what I currently recall

PNR (so, basically IAD because I need to read a lot more PNR and these books have.... sex in weird locations)

A Hunger Like No Other by Kresley Cole--hero and heroine have sex in the woods, very intense

No Rest for the Wicked by Kresley Cole--hero and heroine dry hump against his... bookshelf? I wanna say? He's a nerdpire. They also do some oral and tittyfucking on an airplane.

Wicked Deeds on a Winter's Night by Kresley Cole--sex stuff throughout a jungle, special shoutout to the scene where the heroine has her maddened werewolf lover magically bound to a tree and then literally.... backs up onto his dick

Dark Desires After Dusk by Kresley Cole--at one point the hero and heroine (who are on a road trip) have an agreement wherein they stop every 400? Miles I think? And he eats her out on the hood of the car.

Kiss of a Demon King by Kresley Cole--hero ties the heroine to a tree and eats her out like... all night

Pleasure of a Dark Prince--hero and heroine have sex against a stone altar

Anyway, those are a few

Historical:

The Hawk by Monica McCarty--hero and heroine have sex in a cave? I think? But also, more importantly, they have sex on a tiny raft while on a stormy sea and the motion of the ocean makes the sex better

The Recruit by Monica McCarty--hero and heroine have a one night stand on a table in a wine cellar or something; he does leave her something to remember him by

The Duke Gets Even by Joanna Shupe--hero and hero have oral next to her dad's indoor pool lmao. The dad in this book is literally like I know y'all are fuckin all over my house it's whatever make my daughter happy I guess

The Bride Goes Rogue by Joanna Shupe--guided masturbation in a moving carriage

Uptown Girls by Joanna Shupe--sex all over New York throughout this series; I think there's pool table oral, there's carriage fellatio (very trusting of him), there's voyeurism masturbation at a brothel

Ravished by Amanda Quick--hero and heroine get stuck in a cave overnight and he's like "well shit, we're gonna have to get married after this anyway so we might as well fuck" and she's like "okay I guess"

A Rogue By Any Other Name by Sarah MacLean--fingering against the one-way glass or whatever while watching his gambling club goings-on, leads to vaginal sex

One Good Earl Deserves a Lover by Sarah MacLean--hero has the heroine masturbate in front of him in his study, I think he eats her out in a similar location?

No Good Duke Goes Unpunished by Sarah MacLean--hero eats her out in a boxing ring

Never Judge A Lady By Her Cover by Sarah MacLean--pool sex

The Rogue Not Taken by Sarah MacLean--cunnilingus in a moving carriage

A Scot in the Dark by Sarah MacLean--vaginal sex (I think?) in a moving carriage

Brazen and the Beast by Sarah MacLean--she ties him up against a ship's mast and blows him

Daring and the Duke by Sarah MacLean--cunnilingus in a garden where they pretend to not know each other (lmao they do)

I think they fuck in a closet in Bombshell (by MacLean), at one point? He definitely gets her off.

The Duke in Question by Amalie Howard--bends her over against a tree; it's her first time, but he does not know this

Lady Isabella's Scandalous Marriage by Jennifer Ashley--oral at the breakfast table, vaginal sex in his painting room, covered in paint (wouldn't advise in real life). I think the hero and heroine of The Madness of Lord Ian MacKenzie fuck in a carriage too.

How the Wallflower was Won by Eva Leigh--fellatio/vaginal sex in a carriage

Waking Up with The Duke by Lorraine Heath--he fingers her in a gazebo or something while they look at the stars, refuses her attempts to reciprocate, I cried, Ainsley is KING

Wicked in His Arms by Stacy Reid--virginity loss in a closet, after which his mom catches him running after her with them both looking freshly fucked

How to Marry a Marquess by Stacy Reid--hero goes down on his best lady friend in a carriage, they hit a bump or something and he's like that escalated quickly, that got really outta hand

Her Wicked Marquess by Stacy Reid--he eats her out in a solarium or some shit after threatening some guy with a knife, as you do

A Caribbean Heiress in Paris by Adriana Herrera--fingering on the Eiffel Tower, also general sex things outside (not on the Eiffel Tower)

Scandalous Desires by Elizabeth Hoyt--blow your man down in jail, I think he ate her out against a random wall outside before then

Thief of Shadows--public blow job behind a curtain, sex on a desk or something as well

Dearest Rogue--sex on the beach

Scoundrel of My Heart by Lorraine Heath--also sex on the beach I think

The Duchess Hunt by Lorraine Heath--fuck against a tree

Wicked in His Arms by Lorraine Heath--RUM ON LIPS! in his study, he must now replace the carpet (because of the rum or because she gushed everywhere or bo--)

Again the Magic by Lisa Kleypas--virginity loss against a tree... McKenna you idiot

Devil in Winter by Lisa Kleypas--Sebastian St. Vincent making dramatic billiards sex implications before just eating her out against the door while all their employees listen

A Daring Pursuit by Kate Bateman--doggy outside after near death by bear

The Earl I Ruined by Scarlett Peckham--another beej behind a curtain, I just assume that if I'm in public and there are curtains, someone is sucking dick behind them

Duke of Pleasure by Elizabeth Hoyt--fellatio on the STREET, and afterward he made her spit into his handkerchief, if I was feeling punk rock I just would've swallowed because I just sucked dick in an alley but sure

Between the Devil and Desire by Lorraine Heath--sex on a train because Jack Dodger fuuuuu--

The Luckiest Lady in London by Sherry Thomas--sex against? a chalkboard? whatever gets you there

Mine Till Midnight by Lisa Kleypas--sex outside after he spirits her away on his horse (consensual)

Her Night with the Duke by Diana Quincy--hate sex outside

Contemporary:

Lush Money by Angelina M. Lopez--sex everywhere that is humanly possible for two people

The Roommate by Rosie Danan--I think they fuck in a public stairwell? Rock on

Lead by Kylie Scott--sex on his table because a man's gotta eat, sex against the wall where he probably gets her pregnant (lmao oops)

Heated Rivalry by Rachel Reid--most of the sex is in hotel rooms, but a notable moment involves one of the heroes on the phone with his best friend while the other is like "I won't suck your dick as long as you don't get hard" and he's like fine I sure won't.... he obviously does, and has to be all "WOW YOUR BABY SOUNDS GREEEEAT" while getting sucked off

The Long Game by Rachel Reid--same couple as above, sex in the trophy room! they get cum on the NICE LEATHER COUCH

Play by Kylie Scott--super hot car sex scene

Preferential Treatment by Heather Guerre--sex while she seats in his lap and they play chess

Fall by Kristen Callihan--fingering and masturbation on the pull out couch while her surrogate parents are asleep in the next room... freaks...

Sci-Fi:

just saying those ice planet barbarians are fucking EVERYWHERE and most notably in Barbarian's Mate, when he has to carry her on like a seven hour hike home and her legs are wrapped around his waist and they just have to stop and fuck standing up every half hour; pulitzer prize

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