#newphew

[lightthewaybackhome]

My nephew drew me a birthday card, complete with a mushroom, crow, and skull. He knows me too well

[the-royal-blue-network]

What A Surprise

Michael has something he needs to let out and his uncle, Jordan is the only one he feels comfortable doing that with. So during a family gathering, Michael pulls his uncle aside and convides in him. Much to his surprise, Jordan also has a secret.

[boymoding]

were moving beyond kissing sisters and even mommys in 2024 you are fucking your transgender aunt!!!!!

[kyngsnake]

hi. new vegas au avery

[wonderlandhour]

TWST AU except General Lilia finds this random like, 8 year old human kid in the woods being raised by a bear and moves into the nearby cottage to help raise him because the bear is doing a decent job but he is human and should wear clothes and know how to speak.

This leads to everything else being mostly the same but Silver is mostly nonverbal, using sign more often than not, and is absolutely fucking feral sometimes. Jack thoroughly enjoys wrestling with Silver and Silver takes a fierce liking to him because of it. Sebek also grew up wrestling with Silver and sometimes to burn some energy, Malleus will also do so with his brother- I mean Silver. Bonus is that Silver likes Malleus's partial dragon form and enjoys grooming him. The purring happy puddle of Dragon is a very good thing.

[divinecomedyproductions]

Kinda funny when snobs consider your work or what you enjoy a bad because its only enjoyed by a smaller audience which then they pride themselves on they liking something thats enjoyed by the masses "it speaks to the human condition"

Then if you like something thats resonates by a larger audience, they flip it to "enjoyed by the unwashed masses" which then these prigs boast like something thats niche its because "we enlightened few understand something deeper and higher."

When it was the reverse logic 5 minutes ago

Cliche, niche, broad, what makes money, and tampering around with concepts in dissent and distaste is "bad" unless "the right people" like it and get what *they* want

These people resort to nothing buttery and labeling to stuff they dislike and we gotta take their word for it 

While the likes of us gotta justify what we like and want by bending over backwards, jump through hoops, and do jumping jacks and somersaults

And they might dismiss it anyway as “subjective feelings” and “unsubstantial” which once again, they don’t elaborate and we just gotta take their word, and we’re supposed to abide to their nebulous measures of what is “objectively well written”

Reminds me how Jesus describes the Pharisees in Matthew 23: 4

“They tie up heavy, cumbersome loads and put them on other people’s shoulders, but they themselves are not willing to lift a finger to move them.”

This is why I'm so skeptical of people who talk about being "objective" when it comes to these things, because their logic is fluid and conforms to whatever make their way right and everyone else's wrong. Even when they end up contradicting themselves.

Like Andrew Ketterley from The Magician’s Nephew, they’re a bunch of peddling magicians who think because they themselves are "objective" by default because they "know objective things" they don't need to follow the rules like everyone else because everything they do is “perfectly rooted in objective reality”, they alone are “objective” and everyone else is “subjective” and therefor “subject(ed)” to their “objective” will

When “Objective” mean things that apply to *everybody*

Its like Gnosticism,

They (G)now, with a “G” and you don’t, so its different when its them

[social-cocoon]

pls pls pls let the Well of Sorrows have some significance

[scarlet-rosefinch]

I love the Percabeth hug and now I can't stop thinking about a Grover and Percy hug so bad 😌 I need them both so emotional while doing it and unapologetic too!!

[eddiephobic]

thinking about Wayne letting Eddie sleep with him in the living room when Eddie’s having a hard time sleeping.. as much as Wayne doesn’t want to admit it - it helps him sleep better too having him around.

Even if Eddie snores..

[slashingdisneypasta]

Imagine your siblings child referring your F/O as their Uncle/Aunt because you two have been together so long !!

You've been together practically their whole lives, whether your F/O is good with/likes kids, they were always around when you babysat (Because you live together. Maybe they were helping you with your niece/nephew! Maybe they were just watching TV in the same room and got dinner ready so you could continue keeping an eye on the baby. Maybe they hid away in your shared bedroom the whole time but the child always knew they were there), they maybe even went to family gatherings with you!- they have just been a constant in your niece/nephews life. Just like you.

In this kids mind, you and your F/O are a package deal.

[br1ghtestlight]

deeply sick in the head bcuz im thinking about ernest like he was an actual Serious character. what was his relationship with bob like? why did he name his nephew in his will if they hadn't talked for years?? bob was his only living family left when he died. He clearly cared for him to some extent. bob called him UNCLE ERNIE. what was his relationship with lily like? how did he react to his sister dying so long before him? did he ever get married or have a family??? does anyone even care except me? NO.

[megaera-of-pigeon]

Ok but…. Shining Nikki wiki contributors…………. Unless Augustus was Hestia’s half brother Merc, his child, would still be Hestia’s full nephew.

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[divinecomedyproductions]

Looking back to Narnia as inspiration for my AUs

And I love this couple so much, a humble cabby and his beautiful and cute wife, sweet and honest and Aslan is just like

“You know what’s important, your good people, you will be king and queen of Narnia…”

Aslan, who we know was Jesus Christ, Tge Son of God takes them out the hell-hole modern day London and puts them were their happy, where they can be what they are meant to be, what they want to be

That’s the good stuff, things are put in their proper places and all the pretentious convoluted suffocating reason and logic and all the other gibberish and jargon is booted out by Aslan and things are just set right

[kyeomyun]

YOU GUYS DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE WAR I HAD TO GO THROUGH OMFG

SO I FINALLY GO INTO MY ROOM AFTER BEING IN THE LIVING ROOM FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG AND THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING ROACH.

LAYING FACE DOWN ASS UP IN FRONT OF MY DOOR.

SO I DID THE ONLY KNOWLEDGEABLE THING.......

DROWN THAT BITCH IN FEBREEZE.

SPRAYED THAT 6 OR... 8 LEGGED MF UNTIL THE LEGS STOPPED HAVING THEIR LITTLE SEZIURE.

NOW I PLOTTED MY NEXT AMAZING PLAN AND THAT WAS GETTING THAT NOW DEAD ASF WALKING DISEASE OUT OF MY MOTHERFUCKING ROOM AND HOW YOU MAY ASK? WELL WELL WELL... DONT I HAVE THE ANSWER FOR YOU.

GET A BROOM AND TRY TO PUSH THAT CREATURE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE. BUT THST DIDNT WORK SINCE THE BOTTOM PART OF THE DOOR OPENING IS TO HIGH SO I COULDNT PUSH THE BITCH OUT.

THEN WE HAD TO SWITCH TO PLAN B WHICH I WANTED TO AVOID AND THATS WHY I DIDNT DO IT FIRST. GET A DUSTPAN AND SWEEP THAT CRAWLING PIECE OF SHIT ONTO IT AND CARRY IT INTO THE BATHROOM DOWN THE HALL.

worst 3 seconds of my life.

DROPPED THAT DECEASED DUMBASS INTO THE TOILET AND FLUSHED BUT GUESS WHAT?

THE LITTLE DECEASED, 8-LEGGED WALKING SHIT STAIN, BODY CAME BACK UP AND I WAS LIKE... WTH????? GO DOWN THE TOILET.

2 MKRE TIMES AND THE 4TH TIME THAT SOULESS CRITTER CAME BACK UP BUT THE WINGS WERE OUT. NOW I WAS SO CLOSE TO CALLING IT QUITS AND WANTED TO HEAD BACK INTO MY ROOM AND MAKE SOMEONE ELSE DEAL WITH MY VICTORY ROYALE IN THE TOILET BUT THE MOMENT I STEPPED OUT INTO THE HALLWAY, GUESS WHO TF WAS THERE?

THIS BITCH MOM. CRAWLING OUT OF MY PARENTS ROOM LOOKING LIKE SHE ATE AT LEAST OF SERVINGS I ATE WHEN I GOT HOME.

I FROZE. LITERALLY BC WHAT IN THE LIVIJG HELL DO I DO? TRY TO KILL IT? WHAT IF THE ASSHOLE STARTS FLYING AT ME?

SO I LET HER DO HER THING BC THERE WAS A VENT SO I THOUGHT "OH WHAT IF SHE JUST CRAWL HER 8-LEGGED BOB THE BUILDER ASS BODY INTO THE VENT OR TONIGHT WAS GOING TO BE HER LAST FEAST"

BUT THAT CRUMBLING ABOMINATION STARTED CRAWLING TOWARDS ME.

AFTER HAVING 182838 PANIC ATTACKS, THE LORDS HAD BLESSED ME BY WAKIJG MY FATHER UP (it was 12 AM) AND I JUST POINTED TO THE WALKING CRUMB INVENTORY AND HE GOT THE BROOM AND STARTED TRYING TO KILL IT. BUT GUESS WHAT?

WHEN MY DAD WENT TO PUT IT IN THE TOILET, IT WASNT THERE. THE MF VANISHED. GONE. NADA. NOT THERE.

AFTER BEING IN COMPLETE DISBELIEF THAT A FOOD CRAWLER IS ON THE LOOSE IN MY HOUSE THE SIZE OF 2 HERSHEY KISSES, I WENT BACK TO THE TOILET AND FINALLY GOT MY FIRST VICTIM DOWN THE DRAIN.

it is currently almost 1 AM now, I am paranoid to even lay down in the comfort of my bed bc what if the dad is there to seek revenge? what if the mom is lurking around for the roach slaughter who killed her son?

update: the roach mom was in my room (THANK GOD IT WAS DEAD)

[kismetic]

oh tanya…u are just like me girl