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witless-winion1 · 4 months ago
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A week or two after Ithaca saga
Odysseus: (eating lunch with his wife and son) -get it?! I responded to his rhetorical question with a literal answer-
Penelope: (nodding along, unfazed)
Telemachus: ….(nervously sips drink) (chokes and spits it out)
Odysseus: My boy, are you alright?
Telemachus: Yeah- uh, just, what kind of wine is this?
Penelope: (tastes her cup, hums) interesting. It doesn’t look like wine, either…
Odysseus: (frowns and smells it) ….what is this..?
Telemachus: (looks into ‘wine’ pitcher) ….father?
Meanwhile, up in Olympus:
Ares: (giggling) he’s finally trying it-
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witless-winion1 · 4 months ago
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For all y’all saying you thought it was blood before you read the tags: it is blood, sometimes. But only in Odysseus’s nightmares. :)
A week or two after Ithaca saga
Odysseus: (eating lunch with his wife and son) -get it?! I responded to his rhetorical question with a literal answer-
Penelope: (nodding along, unfazed)
Telemachus: ….(nervously sips drink) (chokes and spits it out)
Odysseus: My boy, are you alright?
Telemachus: Yeah- uh, just, what kind of wine is this?
Penelope: (tastes her cup, hums) interesting. It doesn’t look like wine, either…
Odysseus: (frowns and smells it) ….what is this..?
Telemachus: (looks into ‘wine’ pitcher) ….father?
Meanwhile, up in Olympus:
Ares: (giggling) he’s finally trying it-
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