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Travis Kelce with the Lombardi Trophy after winning Super Bowl LVII (2.12.23)

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NFL Week 1 Best Picks Against the Spread (ATS 2023)

Playoff teams like the Eagles and Vikings are your NFL Week 1 best picks against the spread, but also the Rams. Trust your gut, because the season is brand new. Your 3 Man Booth.

Playoff teams like the Eagles and Vikings are your NFL Week 1 best picks against the spread, but also the Rams. Trust your gut, because the season is brand new. Your 3 Man Booth.   Each week we have your six best picks against the spread for NFL 2023. Lucky for you, we are pretty great at picking games. Just don’t blame us if you lose money. Watch our top ATS picks for week 1, followed by our…

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NFL Week 1 Prediction - Lions vs Chiefs

After months of waiting, the start of the 2023-24 NFL season is finally here! As a treat, the first game of the season will be a showdown between the Chiefs and the Lions. While the odds are in favor of the Chiefs, is it really a good bet? Let’s find out with our NFL Week 1 Prediction between the Lions and the Chiefs. The first game of the NFL season will take place at 8:20 PM ET at Arrowhead…

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Week 1 Boozehounds:

Fanbases that are Drinking Their Sorrows Away After the Season Opener

Week 1 of the NFL Season is always abuzz with excitement, optimism, and hope for each fanbase as every team in the league starts with a clean record in their pursuit of a championship. Then the games get played and at least half the fanbases in the NFL experience the same disappointment they felt when they lost their virginity. Maybe your worst fears came true. Maybe you thought it would be amazing and things just didn’t go the way you expected. Maybe it resulted in a strange injury. Maybe, like Cowboys’ fans, it was all over way faster than you expected.

For those of you who find yourself reaching for the bottle as you wallow in sorrow for your team, we’re here for you with a shot of reality and a chaser to wash your pessimism down. So cheers to you Week 1 Losers, this one’s for you!

Denver Broncos

The Shot: Maybe it’s recency bias speaking, but that had to be the worst homecoming in the history of mankind bar none. Mix in not one, but two goal line fumbles, atrocious clock management with the game on the line, and stiff boos by the fans who worshiped you before the offseason, and you get a mixer that knocked Russell Wilson on his ass faster than a Cosby concoction. The media spent all offseason filling all of you in Broncos Country with promises of a Super Bowl window, only for your team to have performance issues in front of the whole country against a team many expect to pick in the top 5 next year. Russ will have to wait another week to ride, Geno was cookin’ this week!!

The Chaser: Week 1 is always weird especially with more and more players sitting out more of the preseason. Look no further than last years’ Packers who got their ass handed to them in spectacular fashion by the Saints in a 38-3 loss. That would be one of only 4 regular season losses as Aaron Rodgers (who Denver Brass also flirted with allegedly) went on to win his 2nd MVP award in as many seasons. Century Lin…. sorry ‘Lumen’ Field is always a bitch to play in and Hackett is a first time Head Coach. As stupid as his clock management was down the stretch, you have to imagine (or pray) that he will figure out the fundamentals of his new role over time. Just don’t f@#% up against the suddenly scrappy Texans next week!

Seattle Seahawks

The Shot: That’s right 12s, winning a game doesn’t exempt you from this list, there are other ways to lose. In your case, it’s losing one of your only players people recognize and who cost $70 million along with a pair of first round picks. That of course, is none other than Jamal Adams who coming into the season, had already missed 9 games throughout his Seattle tenure. We won’t speculate on who won this trade as only time will tell, but Seattle unequivocally lost this trade.

The Chaser: Seattle shocked the world (and Vegas) in its season opener, showing everyone that their team is about more than any one player as long as Pete Carroll is in the building. Denver came in as 6.5 point favorites and featured talent such as Javonte Williams, Courtland Sutton, Jerry Jeudy, Patrick Surtain II, and of course the Quarterback who knew your team better than anyone. Outside of diehard Seattle sports fans, very few people can name 5 players on your team. And yet, YOU STILL GOT THE WIN AGAINST RUSS! Even if you lose every game for the rest of the year, you can hang your hat on that when you turn in your first overall pick next year.

San Francisco 49ers

The Shot: Keeping it the NFC West, it’s time to give the 49ers some of Grandpa’s Medicine. You lost to the f@#%ing Bears. Besides beating Aaron Rodgers in the playoffs every year, that’s the nicest thing you could have done for them. San Francisco came into this game as 6.5 point favorites, even with Trey Lance throwing like 8 passes his whole life. That being said, Justin Fields was sacked 36 times in 2021 (even while only starting 10 games last year) and everyone on your Defensive Line looks like they should be tested for PEDs and beaver tranquilizers. Even with Noah’s Ark being spotted on the field at one point, how do you f@#% this one up???? This was one of the easiest games on the Niners’ schedule and it’s going to get very ugly as the season goes on.

The Chaser: Any given Sunday right? Shit happens and Week 1 is always unpredictable. It was Lance’s first go as the full-time starter, Elijah Mitchell got hurt, George Kittle wasn’t available, and it looked like Niagara Falls out there. Next week the Niners are back in San…ta Clara with hopefully more favorable conditions and a star Tight End. If San Francisco can clean up the penalties and limit the mistakes, they can get back on track.

Pittsburgh Steelers

The Shot: That’s right, another victorious team is hitting the hard stuff today. Your reigning Defensive Player of the Year, who had a sack and an interception in the season opener, tore his pectoral in the opening game of the year. The original prognosis was much worse, but even with better than expected medical news, Watt is still expected to miss 6 games. For a team reconstructing its Offense, that is a major blow. Based on that timeline, Pittsburgh will have to survive matchups with the Patriots, Browns, Jets (lol), Bills, Bucs, and Dolphins without their premier Pass Rusher. Good luck Mitch!

The Chaser: Much like Seattle mentioned earlier in this article, you pulled off a major victory against a rival nobody gave you a shot against. The Bengals damn near won the Super Bowl last year and seemingly fixed their only major weakness in free agency, yet you still managed to raise holy hell for Joe Burrow in Week 1. The Steelers sacked Burrow 7 goddamn times while also notching 4 interceptions off the young star. According to NFL Research, the Steelers were 52-0 over the last 50 years with 4 sacks and 4 takeaways in a half coming into this game. Make it 53-0 with this one.

Dallas Cowboys

The Shot: There are bad days and there was this past Sunday for Dallas Cowboys fans. Every other team in the NFC East won, your team got absolutely stomped by the Buccaneers for the whole nation to see, and the one player who gives you any monocle of a chance to be competitive this year was injured at the end of the game. Jones has expressed optimism about Dak’s return timeline, but let’s be honest the team looked like ass even with him. Dak went 14 of 29 for 134 yards and an interception in his season debut, while linemen Terrence Steele and Matt Farniok both graded below 60 according to Pro Football Focus. We saw what it looked like when Russell Wilson rushed back from a similar injury last year, so Jones and Co had better hope they aren’t making the same mistake with Dak. As if all that wasn’t enough, the suddenly pissed off Bengals are coming to town next week.

The Chaser: Dallas elected not to put Dak on IR which certainly backs up their claim that Dak will be back far sooner than expected. Jones has also dispelled rumors that Dallas will be pursuing any veterans in a potential trade to act as a stop-gap in Prescott’s absence (sorry Garoppolo and Rita Oak, the daily drawings have to continue for now). If Dak can look like his old self sooner rather than later, the Cowboys have a puncher’s chance in a still weak division. Doing that however, is going to require Dak to do something he hasn’t yet proven he can: elevate the talent around him. If he can do that, Dallas just might lose in the Divisional Round again this year.

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joe speaks to the media ahead of week 1 @ browns

the last two gifs are his reaction when the reporter asked about ja’marr 🥹

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"Fucking shithead"

Chargers vs Dolphins [100923]

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New Heights podcast with Jason & Travis Kelce, Episode 27 (2.9.23)

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NFL Week 1: Do These Teams Prove They Are Legit?

Too much stock is put into #NFLweek1 or is it? These teams including the #Patriots and #Steelers can prove they are legit contenders with decisive wins to start the #NFL 2023 season. #NFLKickoff @sportspinata

Too much stock is put into NFL week 1, or is it? These teams, including the Patriots and Steelers, can prove they are legit contenders with decisive wins to start the NFL 2023 season. Prepare for the intense sports debate that only sibling rivalry can conjure. Seesaw Sports, where Dan Salem and Todd Salem throw down on the NFL, MLB, NBA and more. Only on BuzzChomp. Two brothers from New York…

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Betting Guide to NFL Week 1

It has been almost 7 months since the Chiefs took down the Eagles to become the Super Bowl LVII champions. However, a new football betting season is starting and sportsbooks are already taking wager on the first game.  The 2023 NFL season starts this Thursday on September 7 and NFL fans and gamblers are eagerly awaiting the kickoff! Thus, here is our 2023 Betting Guide to NFL Week 1 for the best…

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We win!! ❤️ Go Niners! 🏈

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Nick Bosa in sweats pt. 2

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people call him overrated and overpaid because they can’t call him ugly 💅🏼