#nhl2023 2024

[oeldeservesthenorris]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised him.

[tanevcolton28]

Wooooooooof daaaaaddy

[oeldeservesthenorris]

2023-2024 will go down in history as the season Quinn Hughes finally decided to give the gays everything they've ever wanted and became absolutely allergic to not serving. Devastingly lethal face card.

Thank you for feeding your people today, king.

[oeldeservesthenorris]

I’ve…..never witnessed someone’s soul actually leave their body before. Until today.

[oeldeservesthenorris]

“People pay to see me play”

“My oldest brother is a wet cat and my next oldest is a pathological narcissist. My therapist says I’m working through it though…..”

[oeldeservesthenorris]

So absolutely dead chuffed for this Amazon NHL documentary with a feature on Quinny. I hope with every fiber of my being they film this summer as well so it will all just end up being 5 hours of Quinn giving Trevor Zegras the evil eye and making passive aggressive backhanded insults to him, Jack yelling "WAS I IN THE SHOT? NO BUT DID YOU GET ME IN IT?? I FEEL LIKE THE PEOPLE REALLY WANT TO SEE ME IN THIS" and Luke power eating Skittles while crying on the phone to his therapist in the corner.

This will be EPIC.

[oeldeservesthenorris]

Ok no but hear me out - you know who else has not only coached all 3 Hughes brothers but ALSO changed their nappies AND has no history of problematic, abusive behavior toward players and also just happens to be available RIGHT NOW, never mind in the "interim", as coach of the New Jersey Devils?

Yes.

[oeldeservesthenorris]

The streets are saying there are really people out here NOT loving noted queer ally Quinn Hughes? Cannot compute.

[oeldeservesthenorris]

I love that their toxic sibling dysfunction is being curated for our viewing pleasure . Bless The Mature One and the Eternal Child Dynamic.

[oeldeservesthenorris]

Just a reminder that Roman Josi is a fucking KING. I will tolerate no Roman Josi slander. EVER.

[oeldeservesthenorris]

Big ups to Matthew Tkachuk, who - despite being ready to head into an intense playoff battle with a cross state rival - saw his brother and sister-in-law's baby news decided NOW is the perfect time to steal the ol'thunder right out from under them and honestly I am so impressed.

This is the kind ofJack Hughes-ish attention whoreing move to keep it all on him and not his sibling(s) that I am so here for.

*Chef's kiss, Chucky. Chef's kiss.

[oeldeservesthenorris]

The hair flip. It is a knife in my heart.

[oeldeservesthenorris]

Is it......time to have the conversation that Luke Hughes might low key be the supreme Hughes brother and if he is not at LEAST a Calder nominee we should probably burn down the offices of the PHWA?

[oeldeservesthenorris]

You know who tried to warn us about Trevor Zegras?

This mans was tired of his bullshit long before the rest of us, you know.

[oeldeservesthenorris]

In a world full of uncertainty, isn't it comforting to know that Quinn Hughes will never wear a different suit to a game? 🤗

[oeldeservesthenorris]

Feeling like "Nature (Tkachuk paradigm) vs. Nurture (Hughes paradigm): Theoretical Perspectives on Sibling Psychology" as the topic of my thesis paper would be absolutely brilliant.