"Lucifer's Lonely Hearts Club - Members: 1" (aka part 4 of my 'Divorced Dads' radioapple series) is up!
This series is so much fun to write. I'm seriously having a blast. This is definitely not the last fic in the series. I have many many more ideas to get out of my head and onto paper (screen? that turn of phrase has not aged well).
Anyways, I hope you enjoy and let me know what you think!
Summary:
Monthly movie night is another bonding exercise that Charlie has come up with to torture the hotel residents, Lucifer and Alastor included. Though Lucifer is sure it’s not her intention to make them suffer, the unfortunate truth is that he dislikes TV as much as the Radio Demon, and the whole endeavor sounds exhausting. But he will participate to support his daughter’s efforts!
It’s also just Lucifer’s luck that he arrives late and the only available seat is next to Alastor. To make matters worse, the movie is a romantic comedy that brings all sorts of things to the surface for Lucifer.
What will happen in the dark of the lounge-turned-theater? Will Lucifer find the comfort he seeks? Or will his efforts to seek it out fall flat?
Other fics in the ‘Divorced Dads’ series:
Oh, Holy Light
Affliction of the Heart
Partners in Thyme
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Okay so we all know Lucifer is a short king but CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HIM BESIDE ANGEL
LIKE OBVIOUSLY IT MAKES SENSE CAUSE ANGEL IS SO TALL BUT THE FACT HE ONLY GOES UP TO HIS FIRST SET OF ARMS IS SENDING ME LMAO
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In my opinion, Bruce should be above average height or at least average. But since he surrounds himself with demi-gods, aliens, meta humans, etc, he's just dwarfed next to them. Like maybe about 6'1 or 6'2, but that's NOTHING compared to Diana '7'3 feet tall' Prince. Or Clark '6'9' Kent.
All the tabloids claim he has to be at least 5 feet tall because the only photos they can get of him are when he's next to his giant ass friends.
It is also my personal headcannon that all the robins stay shorter than him, except Jason, who should be at least 4 inches taller.
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Ok no but hear me out - you know who else has not only coached all 3 Hughes brothers but ALSO changed their nappies AND has no history of problematic, abusive behavior toward players and also just happens to be available RIGHT NOW, never mind in the "interim", as coach of the New Jersey Devils?
Yes.
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I love that depressing short king :')
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Lucifer being a neurodivergent short king who spends all day making rubber ducks is such a mood.
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