#nicholas eilander critical

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rusty lake: paradise powerpoint night

the long-awaited sequel. have i gotten less funny over the past couple of years

sequel to this post about the vanderbooms

elizabeth's slide is a reference to this quiz

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margaret needs to be held accountable for not doing shit about her son committing familicide i stg

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why is there always one problematic old white man that i loathe in every fandom i'm in

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yeah yeah rusty lake is a disturbing series but there’s nothing they can implement in a future game that will top nicholas eilander in a bathrobe wearing seemingly nothing else underneath

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rusty lake: paradise spoilers

wait so since it’s implied that nicholas is the eldest eilander son (ie firstborn) because the whole eilander family is living together on the island and gerard is his only known (and younger) brother iirc, doesn’t that mean that he’s the one who should be burned instead of jakob?? like ?? shut tf up about healing the island via filicide and sacrifice yourself bitch ???

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(rl: paradise spoilers) okay like screw nicholas (ofc) but that aside, didn't caroline know that jakob would be sacrificed going into it? was offering to switch places with him sort of a last-ditch effort to save his life bc she'd grown attached to him? or was she unaware until her husband sprung that on her right before the ceremony?