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bielik357 · 1 month ago
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First post on tumblr! A round of forsaken made with stock images
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forsaken-altered-fates · 14 days ago
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H3LL0, 0th3r m3!
-@c00ler-kidd
*The Nightmare perked up at the voice, excitedly waving at the newcomer*
"H1!!!!! N1C3 T0 M33T Y0U!!!!" (Hi!!!! Nice to meet you!!!!)
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hacksawing · 6 months ago
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MISC.
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sparten862 · 6 months ago
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things
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goofygooblygooberxdd · 1 month ago
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favoritism
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realbubonicsword · 4 months ago
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what did they do to John Doe from Robloxia: Twilight Nightmare…..😰
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oh btw. In the first image John is looking to an off camera Jane!
but in the second one?
Jane isn’t there. :)
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that0nenpc · 24 days ago
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ohhhhhhhh the children
(small after forsaken hc: Any children that ended up there ((like c00lkidd or bluudud)) forget what happened there entirely and don't really notice the modifications on their body)
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After forsaken
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brain4stew · 2 months ago
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Sooo, I don’t write much for forsaken x reader, but a silly idea here from me, to other writers (possibly).
A reader that’s either sleepy 24/7 or could sleep 24/7, like a fucking hibernating bear.
• (In my case, it’d be both, so let me write for that rq.), (Only idea related, I guess??)
• If you’re a survivor, then damn, either you’re lucky to be the last one remaining, and the killer leaving you alone to win, due to you either sleeping, or being too sleepy to even stand. Or you could be unlucky as hell, and end up dead first, spotted first or attacked first.
• Other survivors worry about you dying first, or dying in general in rounds. (Especially Elliot, that guy gets some sort of heart attack.)
• Either you’re with a survivor you spawn together with, or you’re just, going to a corner of the map and just, either sitting there and wait the timer out, or you’re sleeping in the said corner.
• God forbid the killer is C00lkidd… He’ll probably go for you first, to “Get your energy back!” As he says it.
• On another note, if it is Mafioso, he’ll just scare and chase you in the dreamscapes… So you’ll basically have a nightmare of that.
• Thankfully, Jason, 1x1x1x1, John Doe, Azure, Noli and the other killers leave you be. (Maybe not 1x4 but… It’s possible they’ll leave you be.)
• If you’re a killer, then you’ll just be an event killer. You’ll spawn with another killer, and you’ll be able to either stand where you spawned, or sleep where you spawned. You’ll also be invincible for around 40 seconds within the start of the round. It could come back, but only if the killer companion of yours is close by you for 5 seconds.
• (It gives your fellow killer companion 20 more stamina, and gives survivors drowsiness 1 for the duration of the rounds you’re in it. Drowsiness means that the survivors visions will be outlined with a bit of black “smoke”, obscuring their visions. Not only that, but occasionally they will “blink” and yawn, which will be a problem for the survivors. If the survivor tends to yawn loudly, then your killer companion will be notified of the survivor.)
• Now, Mafioso paired with you, might be a very hard challenge for the survivors. For if you’re sleeping, or just staying by the killer spawn and probably fall asleep standing, Mafioso can actually get to where you are rather quickly. Thanks to the dreamscapes. (There’s a cooldown ofc, of 60 seconds.)
• Each survivor and killer have different opinions on you, whether you’re a killer or a survivor yourself. It varies on how it is to be around you, how you act and all of that.
• I have a feeling that the survivors do NOT trust you to be asleep, or even remotely close to Two Time, due to their past, and all that. The survivors might have a debate on whether they’ll allow 007n7 to be close to you or not however, due to his past actions.
• The killers all agree that 1x4, Mafioso and C00lkidd should NOT be near you. If you’re sleeping or not. Mainly because, 1x4 literally hates anyone and everything? Mafioso… Due to the dreamscapes and all of that… C00lkidd is pretty self explanatory. Hyper little kid.
• Jason, Azure and I think Guest 666 will be able to be around you, even if you’re asleep or just sleepy in general. Mainly because they won’t be too loud around you, and because they don’t do much, unless they’re in a round. (Jason legit can’t talk.)
• Out of every survivor, I’d assume that Taph, Dusekkar, Elliot, Guest 1337, Builderman and Noob will be the safest around you. Mainly Guest 1337 though, as he’s got quite high senses due to his past, and because he had to be on high alert for any enemies from war.
• Dusekkar would probably just put a noise canceling shield on you, so you’d be able to sleep without too much noise. Taph is naturally quiet, they only speak with emoji’s, so it’d probably be sign language. They’d also hold back on testing their subspace trip mine when you’re nearby.
• Noob would just be grateful that you even trust them enough to be sleepy, or even sleep near them. They feel like they have a “objective” to help you sleep. Elliot is also just glad you trust him enough to be sleepy or sleep around him, it also eases down his own stress levels.
• Builderman would make sure that you’re REALLY protected when you’re sleeping. He’d even build a sleeping dispenser nearby for you, quietly of course, just so you’ll get some ambience and fairly “fresh” air.
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piplup335 · 2 months ago
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1x1x1x1 x (chill) reader!
HELLO, F E L L A S
okay so first of all-
to the anon who requested this I’M SO SORRYYYY I tried to incorporate the calm reader part the most I could but I fear I got carried away too much D: if you want me to redo it just lmk ;-;
also ik 1x4 is genderfluid but idk what pronouns the fella goes by so I used they/them 😭
I tried my best but this might be a bit too ooc since I had to adjust some stuff to suit the story ;-; please leave any feedback in my askbox or in the comments, thanku-
enjoy! :,)
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1x1x1x1. Shedletsky's manifestation of pure negativity.
Hatred was all they ever knew. Hatred was what spurred them on to exterminate all the survivors.
That was until you fell victim to the Spectre's sadistic nature. The Spectre wanted a new plaything, one more person it could torture. It was tired of the survivors adapting to the killers' techniques and finding newer and more efficient methods to evade the chilling grasp of death.
Shedletsky had mastered the art of his blade. 007n7 had not only accepted his son's fall, but he used it to spur himself on. The Spectre watched him tell himself on a daily basis that his son, even after being forsaken, would still want his papa to be alive and happy. Guest 1337, despite the Spectre's efforts to hinder him, still managed to fight off the killers and keep everyone else safe. Even Noob kept giving the killers migraines by vanishing into thin air the moment any of the killers tried tracking them down.
The Spectre had enough. It wanted to see the terror and pure fear in the survivors' eyes, not determination and confidence each time they avoided the slash of a blade or the stab of a claw.
So, it kidnapped you. You, a Robloxian oblivious to the terrors going on in that hellhole of a dimension.
Unfortunately, the Spectre failed to do a background check on you.
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You grew up in a town that was overridden by hackers. You watched Builder Brothers Pizzeria get burned down on a regular basis. You've seen the image of a certain red child fill the skies before. Sometimes Guest 666 would walk into the library and request to read a book. If he didn't get it, the library would be reduced to nothing but a pile of rubble in fifteen minutes. Most of the libraries in your town ended up banning people from borrowing books so that they'd be able to keep the place up.
When you spawned into the world for the first time, you were frightened. You hated the fact that hackers could just kill you at any given moment. You feared the process of respawning. What if it was painful? What would happen during the process? Would Telamon sigh and shake his head at you in exasperation before sending you back to the spawn? Could you even respawn?
Your questions were answered one fateful day. A trip to Builder Brothers Pizzeria ended with you crawling out the broken glass doors of the establishment, the pizza place burning down behind you yet again. You searched the skies for any sign of hope, anything telling you that everything would be okay.
You were met with c00lkidd's decal painting the sky.
You tried to look back at the establishment, your neck aching as you silently pleaded for someone to help you escape the situation.
No one answered your plea. No one was there to be your saving grace. The last of the pizzeria's walls crumbled behind you, the same red decal flickering to life on the dull brick surface.
You tried to shield your head as a loud bang rang through the area. Something blew up. Flaming debris flew everywhere.
But it was too late. You saw a flash of white as a large piece of metal struck your head. Pain shot through your skull...which soon faded to nothing, as did your consciousness.
When you finally opened your eyes again, you felt...fine. Your final memories repeated over and over again in your head like a vivid nightmare.
But you no longer feared the nightmare. You knew it was over.
And your questions about respawning had finally been answered.
Ever since that day, you no longer feared life or death. You no longer feared the neighbourhood you lived in. A building collapsed? It would be repaired and in working condition by the next day. Your house got burnt down by another hacker? You could just stay over at a friend's house while Roblox sends a team over to fix the damages. Everything would be functional by the next day, and your house would be as good as new. Your stuff got stolen? You had nothing to lose at that point, and everything was easily replaceable.
You were so used to the chaos around you to the point that you treated anything other Robloxians considered "out of the ordinary" as just another regular day.
So when a random rift appeared in your living room one day, you didn't think much of it. You thought it was the work of some new hacker and didn't try to resist as you got sucked into the rift.
You would just respawn back home after dying again, right?
...right?
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As soon as you landed, you realised you were in Planet Voss. You liked the place. It was a nice little park for you to do whatever you wanted. Sometimes, you'd go there just to see the little birds chirp and fly around in a beautiful midair dance. You'd watch young Robloxians throw bread towards the pond, and gaze on as a swarm of fish fought for the crumb of bread. Sometimes, a daring fish would jump out of the water just to catch the food in midair.
But you knew that something was off.
For starters, Noli hacked a bunch of Robloxians and used them to absolutely wreck the place. The arch collapsed, the walls were reduced to ruins, and even Roblox himself said that the repairs were expected to take at least two weeks since the team specialised in repairing buildings, not restoring parks.
At least the animals were spared...
But that wasn't your main concern.
Your concern was the fact that it hadn't been a week ever since Planet Voss got destroyed, yet the park looked as good as new.
A chittering noise could be heard nearby. You saw something flying towards you. Something that glowed a toxic neon green.
Before you could run, it sliced you in the stomach. Pain blossomed in your lower abdomen, and you could feel something spread. Something that burned. You could feel the blazing sensation flare to your limbs.
Heavy footsteps thudded against the ground. Someone knew you were here...and it did not have benign intentions.
A blur of white sprinted past you. Shedletsky.
“Wait...Shedletsky? Didn't he go missing a few months back?” You thought to yourself.
There was no time for you to question the current situation, however. A loud clang was heard as Shedletsky's sword struck flesh, eliciting a pained groan from the person behind you.
You turned your head to see what happened. Shedletsky's sword was stained with what seemed like an inky black substance.
"RUN!" Shedletsky yelled, before sprinting off into the distance. But you paid his warning no mind as it fully registered in your head who Shedletsky had protected you from.
An unknown substance trickled down your attacker's pitch-black arm. The faint green glow of their torso drew your eyes to the ribcage visible through their body.
You glanced up at your assailant. The viridian green domino crown that sat atop their head was all it took for you to realise how screwed you were.
1x1x1x1, of all people, stood before you.
Your legs took off by themselves, adrenaline coursing through your entire body. Not even the adrenaline could save you from the lethargy, though. For some reason, you felt way more tired than usual. You just wanted to lie down and take a good rest...regain your stamina and keep running...
...perhaps this was the effect of whatever new realm you were in.
A slash to the back pulled you from your thoughts. You were probably going to die. But you knew you'd respawn, so who cared?
Another slash to the back slowed you down. Yep, you were definitely dead.
A clawed hand grabbed the top of your head and forced you to look at your aggressor. 1x1x1x1's glare seemed rather intimidating to you, but you were used to this sort of thing. After all, a life surrounded by hackers can work wonders on one's mental state.
Their daemonshanks seemed to shift slightly in their grasp as if waiting for their master to finish you off.
All you could do was let out a weak chuckle as 1x1x1x1 drew their arm back, ready to stab the daemonshank through your skull.
"Heh...well, that was a nice first encounter. Looks like it's time to say goodbye, 1x1x1x1. It was nice seeing you."
With your final words uttered, the daemonshank pierced through your skull with a sickening crack.
As your limp body fell to the floor with a soft thud, 1x1x1x1 couldn't help but feel unsatisfied.
1x1x1x1 was a being of negativity. The only way they knew to derive enjoyment was by feeding off the survivors' fear. The look of sheer terror in their eyes never failed to make their day. Their futile struggling was the cherry on top for 1x1x1x1. It allowed them to feel the anxiety radiating from their very souls, which they relished.
You gave them none of that. You just accepted your fate and even told them it was nice seeing them.
1x1x1x1 was a manifestation of hatred. Hatred was all they knew.
But they felt different when they saw you. Your calm demeanour seemed contagious. Even the burning hatred in their heart for Shedletsky calmed down for once.
Hatred was all they knew. Hatred was what they had lived with ever since their creation. And with the introduction of a completely foreign feeling, 1x1x1x1 resorted back to hate.
They hated how you made them feel. They hated the way you smiled at them even when your head was in their hands, only moments away from being filled with poison and crushed like everyone else's.
They hated the way you laughed while they were chasing you. It was like you were having fun, and they despised it. They hated the way you never showed fear or panic even when in the face of danger.
Over time, however, as matches went on and on...the more they chased you...they started to admire you.
1x1x1x1 got used to whatever they felt. They accepted it as a part of their new lifestyle...and with that, their eyes were opened to the world before them.
With you around, they saw things from an entirely new perspective. They were no longer blind to the wonders of life. They saw how survivors helped each other out. They saw the smiles on their faces as the survivors made small talk while working on generators.
For the first time since their creation, 1x1x1x1 felt calm. Gone was the burning hatred in their heart, now replaced by a sense of tranquillity and peace.
And they found themself liking that new development.
You, on the other hand, managed to make small talk with 1x1x1x1 over time. They rarely spoke and often communicated in scratchy hums and groans, but that still made you happy. 1x1x1x1, one of Robloxia's most notorious hackers, had finally relaxed for once.
At some point in time, they even decided to spare all the survivors and go on a short walk around the C00l Carnival with you.
1x1x1x1 found themself liking your presence more and more. Eventually, it developed into a warm feeling in their nonexistent heart that they couldn't comprehend.
It felt torturous to them. Every time they saw you, they felt a fuzzy feeling in their chest. They didn't know why, but they wanted to shower you with affection. They wanted to hold you close and protect you from any of the dangers the world had in store...
Eventually, they caved in. 1x1x1x1 spilt out all the emotions they had been feeling for so long. They spilt it all out to your listening ears.
Only then did 1x1x1x1 find out that what they had been feeling was love.
And if you had to be honest with yourself, you loved the hacker too. You saw them grow as an individual. They were no longer simply a manifestation of one's negativity, but they were an actual person in your eyes. You spent so much time with 1x1x1x1, and you also started to develop feelings for them too.
One thing led to another, and you started dating the hacker. The Spectre somehow found that entertaining and ended up allowing you to visit 1x1x1x1's purgatory every now and then.
All that led to this moment.
You snuggled up to 1x1x1x1 on the couch. Their clothes were slightly stained with blood, but you didn't care. All you cared about was the individual before you.
The dim glow of their torso illuminated the inside of the blanket that the two of you shared.
As you fiddled with the zipper on 1x1x1x1's mouth, they reached a hand up and pulled the zipper open.
"1x1, I'm still surprised you can just...unzip your mouth at any given moment. If someone asks you to zip up your mouth you can take it literally."
1x1x1x1 let out a gravelly chuckle. Their voice was unnaturally deep, but you had long since gotten used to it.
"Yep...still, none of the survivors would have the guts to do it, would they?"
"Probably not, unless it's Shedletsky."
"Don't even get me started on that sword-wielding shitface..."
You buried your face into their shoulder. 1x1x1x1's presence was comforting to you. After all, they were the closest reminder you had of home, with your town’s main gig being the fact that hackers always visited the place for one reason or another. 1x1x1x1 gave you a sense of familiarity.
You were starting to feel sleepy. 1x1x1x1's body heat combined with the blanket made you feel comfy. Your lover's arms were wrapped snugly around you, and you shifted your head to rest against their chest.
"Goodnight, 1x1...I love you."
Right before you drifted to sleep, you felt the rugged metal of 1x1x1x1's mouth brush against the top of your head in a light, tender kiss.
"Love you too, sweetheart."
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…okay I’m gonna go cry now because idt I did a good job on this-
as always, I hope you enjoyed!
*runs back indoors and cries*
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forsaken-headcanons · 22 days ago
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EEEEK my first ask ever!!!! This is basically just my headcanons abt the survivors sleeping habits (not including killers 😅)
Noob - Certified insomniac!! Sleep? Hardly knew her
Builderman - Likely the most normal out of the whole crew, but still, he gets a few occasional nightmares here and there, but who doesn't?
Shedletsky - Has frequent, and I mean FREQUENT, night terrors of 1×, especially after a round with them in it. Yet he doesn't talk to anyone about it and never makes it obvious (Builderman knows, though)
007n7 - Would probably sleep hugging an extra pillow since he's so used to comforting c00lkidd whenever he has nightmares
Elliot - Pre-Forsaken he would probably go to bed early in the night and wake up at, like, 5 a.m. or smth bc of his job. Forsaken time, though, it takes a LOT for him to even get an ounce of sleep bc of all the stress during rounds
Guest 1337 - The war and the whole military thing messed him up in some way, so he's a pretty light sleeper! Would swing a punch though if you startle him awake
Chance - Probably needs at least 20+ pillows to even CONSIDER laying on the bed, too bad The Spectre's a bitch that likes to see ppl mildly inconvenienced
Two Time - They occasionally sleepwalk, especially when the previous rounds were rough. Sometimes the other survivors just wake up to see them looming ominously in the corner with a dagger in hand (I wonder what they're dreaming about?)
Dusekkar - Floats in his sleep, which is why he keeps his windows and doors locked in case he floats away (This happened TWICE, Noob thought a killer snuck in both instances)
Taph - Sleeps like a log. It would take a lotta noise and shaking for him to even stir
-🧸🪆 anon (if it's not taken ofc!)
Hello!! Glad to be making your acquaintance! Welcome to the blog, friend :~]
I love these! If you don't mind I'm pocketing these.
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that0nenpc · 23 days ago
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After Forsaken c00lkidd
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The reason why he has scars/stitch marks on his arms and neck (including his torso and legs) is that when they were still in forsaken, which when the Spectre "modified" his body and it was doing this operation while c00lkidd was still awake. c00lkidd has nightmares about killing the survivors and when he was getting "modified" but he's okay now.
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madnesshyperfixation · 19 days ago
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General 007n7 Headcanons  
First collection of headcanons for Forsaken! Be warned, I literally have never in my life played Roblox in any capacity, missed out on that universal experience, so I am so sorry if any of this comes out unusual compared to others. 
Last Edited: 5/18/25 Fixed some Punctuation and added 3 new headcanon
007n7 had a very relaxed style of parenting, kinda letting C00lkidd do whatever he wanted unless it risked hurting him or others.  
After instances of C00lkidd getting himself in reckless situations 007n7 always there to be his safety net and give him comfort afterwords, but only after he gives a light scolding for the thing C00lkidd just did. (Inspired by this)  
007n7 was honestly surprised he was able to get hired for jobs in the first place 
Already has some gray hairs oof 
The Noob head on his burger hat is somewhat sentient, being able to emote on its own accord but often displays 007n7’s current emotions, even suppressed ones. It also likes sunglasses. 
The Noob head on the burger hat sleeps whenever it’s not being worn by 007n7. 
When he rarely, if ever, gets furious beyond reason, he starts to glitch out due to his c00lgui being integrated into his being. 
This includes whenever he’s hurt, his blood looks vaguely pixilated. 
It took 007n7 a while to figure out C00lkidd had a skin condition, having bright colored skin of all shades is normal for Robloxians, only after seeing rashes form did he realize and immediately got some medicated cream and other things to treat the condition. 
The smile he has when he’s laughing is scary af. (inspired by this comic by @pinkplasticfangs) C00lkidd inherited this trait over time. 
Misses the old days sometimes. 
Switched between eye contacts and glasses before being Forsaken; after being Forsaken he always uses eye contacts. Only using his glasses when he knows he isn’t being sent into a round anytime soon. 
007n7’s clones' kind of work like a hivemind except its one mind being stretched out between multiple beings. It’s an exhausting experience most of the time and often causes headaches/migraines if done for too long. 007n7 can also see through every clone instance which is quite the jarring experience if you’re not used to it. 
Of course before being Forsaken he had a lot more precise control over his clones, but after being Forsaken anything beyond moving the clones in specific directions causes bad headaches/migraines. 
Doesn’t like being pitied, he doesn’t want others doing stuff for him out of pity, it’s humiliating. 
He’s made a lot of sweet dessert foods that secretly have veggies in them, such as Chocolate Sauerkraut Cake and Zucchini Brownies so that C00lkidd would eat his veggies because it was a nightmare to get the kid to eat veggies on their own. 
007n7's favorite button on the c00lgui is the Unanchor All button. Because when everything gets unanchored that's when the funny physics happen. *Insert gmod clipping sfx and structures being flung in every direction*
007n7 didn’t want to cut contact with Noli but when push comes to shove it was the only option he had left after Noli kept badgering him on to come back and stop acting like a domesticated animal.
Just like Ford from Gravity Falls he doesn’t exactly know what is and isn’t dangerous for kids to get their hands on. Which is the exact reason c00lkidd got a c00lgui.
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forsaken-altered-fates · 13 days ago
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Choco is looking around for a snack
(@ask-the-dairy-dinos)
*The nightmare looked down at the small creature, his diamond eye widening in awe.*
"44444444444WWWWWWWW!!!!! 4 L1TTL3 1C3 CR34M FR13ND!!"
(Awwwww!!! A little ice cream friend!!)
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thenamesxenon1 · 1 month ago
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i interrupt this little nightmares fixation with c00lkidd & 007n7, now back to our scheduled program! >_0
update: we are NOT going back to our scheduled program
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egforsakentakes · 6 days ago
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What if Elliott hates 007n7 and c00lkidd so much because the incident is still fresh in his mind.
What if the last thing he remembers is the spawn point fritzing out from too many people coming back, before falling into the screaming void and waking up in the middle of a forest.
What a nightmare, am I right?
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y01ky · 15 days ago
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Forsaken Incorrect Quotes
Shedletsky: If Builderman and I were drowning, who would you save?
Dusekkar: You two can't swim?
Shedletsky: It's a hypothetical question, Dusekkar! Who would you save?
Dusekkar: My time and effort.
Pr3ttypriincess: Hey 1x. Why did the chicken cross the road?
1x1x1x1: To get to the other side?
Pr3ttypriincess: You were supposed to say, " I dunno, why?"
1x1x1x1: Uh... fine. I dunno, why?
Pr3ttypriincess: To get to the idiot's house!
1x1x1x1: Ok?
Bluudud: Hey 1x, knock knock.
1x1x1x1: No.
Bluudud: You were supposed to say, "Who's there?"
1x1x1x1: Fine. Let's get this over with. Who's there?
Bluudud: The chicken.
1x1x1x1:
Bluudud:
Pr3ttypriincess:
1x1x1x1: Listen here you little shits.
Dusekkar: Have you ever wondered why a skeleton is always wet?
Builderman: I wish I'd never had. But thanks for ruining my life.
Two Time: Don't worry! There comes a time when it's not! :)
Builderman: Thanks! Even worse! :)
C00lkidd: I got my dad to become obsessed with Young Sheldon!
Pr3ttypriincess: Nah, that show is bootycheeks.
Bluudud: Do NOT diss ma boy, Shelly!
Bluudud: First to reply is gat.
Bluudud: Gay*
Bluudud: Wait...
Elliot: Have you ever been so tired, you start seeing spiders?
Chance: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the Hat Man.
Elliot: THE WHO!?
Chance: Oh, is this not a safe space suddenly?
Guest 1337: Truth or dare.
Chance: Truth.
Guest 1337: How much sleep have you gotten this week?
Chance: ...Dare.
Guest 1337: Go to sleep.
Chance: I don't like this game!
118o8: Okay, that's IT!
118o8: TIMEOUT! Get up the fridge! Get up there!
Bluudud: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!
Chance: I'm going to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
*Kitchen sets on fire*
Chance: DUDE NO, NOT AGAIN!
Chance: Gonna stun the killer, I'll post the clip later.
Chance: I got my ass beat, bruh I'm not posting that shit.
Chance: If you kill me, my teeth only have a 2% drop rate.
Azure: What?
Chance: Good luck.
007n7: Uh, may I borrow a pizza slice?
Elliot, opening the pizza box: Absolutely not, perish.
Shedletsky: While you were being heterosexual, I studied the blade.
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