#nipnops strong

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Old Man Gilbert with Old Man Dentures and His Biting Game Still Going Strong

(っ °Д °;)っ ! A fic for those who enjoy sacrificing their brain cells on a regular basis ! Requested by @game-little-sharpshooter based on this excellent post ! This might actually be a very offensive representation of elderly people engaging in intimacy as I've done 0 research ! Oh yeah we're going NSFW

As the half-quarter-crescent-waning moon climbs above Obsidian, Emma pads out of her slippers and carefully climbs into bed beside her husband of many decades. "How are you feeling, Gil?"

Gilbert hiccups. "Warm and in the mood for some evil," answers he, aged 85, red-eye shone with the carnage of ketchup being smeared across the crime scene that is the flesh of a french fry.

"Warm?" Emma tilts her head and pouts with elderly grace. "But it's my job to warm you. What do I do if you're already warm..." She reaches for her glasses and her 10th Anniversary copy of Guide to Gilbert from her bedside table.

Gilbert takes his walking cane, the cane that he actually uses as a walking-aid, and hooks Emma's wrist, making her drop the book, and the glasses, and the jar of Marmite she's brought to bed for some reason. That reason is that Gilbert is part of the legendary population that enjoys the taste.

Emma sighs. "I was gonna spoon some of that into your mouth while we discussed the erotica we've been reading."

Gilbert rolls over on top of Emma.

(minors dni)

At least he makes a dignified effort to do so. He basically just ends up pressed against her side like a majestic evil sardine. "And you think that will be enough to satisfy me?" His voice is a sultry, geriatric purr.

Emma adjusts her pajama collar. "I think-"

Gilbert pounces, in one superhuman motion grabbing his dentures out of the bedside cup, slapping them into his mouth and then driving the ardor of his bite into Emma's titty.

He'd actually expected there to be a layer of pajama between teeth and tit, but Emma too had grown a superhuman ability to undress in record time. Feeling impressed and supremely hard, Gilbert grinds his jaw and undulates the shell of his lips, sucking and sucking and sucking and-

-"Oh Gil, ahhh Gil, Gil, Gil, ohhhh"-

-sucking and sucking and sucking and-

-"Touch me, touch me there, touch me touchmetouchmetouchme"-

-sucking and touching and sucking and touching and-

-"Juice me like a fruit, Gil. Drink me like a shake. Smear me like Marmite, Gil. Oh Gil, aaogjaognonaghhhhgheihghghghghhh"-

-sucking and juicing and drinking and smearing and-

When he pulls away, his dentures stay.

Emma stares down at the teeth clamped around her bruised nipnop.

Gilbert stares at the teeth.

Emma stares at Gilbert.

Gilbert stares at Emma.

"Um. You want to just...?"

Gilbert smiles, radiant and vivid and refreshing like a bottle of sprite even in his advanced age. He props himself up on one arm and uses the other hand to massage his dentures into Emma's flesh.

Emma's eyes roll into the back of her head, which only makes Gilbert chuckle. "You can do this to me too. Ah, but not when you're going down on me. I don't really want to fuck a pair of dentures." Some of the words come out a little distorted on account of speaking without his teeth in.

Emma's eyes snap back. "Yes you do. If they're my dentures."

Gilbert shrugs. "I can't lie."

Emma glares at him. "Then say 'I don't want to fuck Emma's dentures.'"

"I don't want to fuck Emma's dentures."

"Without your fingers crossed behind your back."

"...." Gilbert smiles and then pecks Emma on the nose.

Then he promptly falls asleep, cheek-to-cheek with Emma, hand puppeteer-ing dentures on a bruised nip.

The end.

P.S. Gil had the Marmite later as a midnight snack

[pilvimarja]

Episode 6 deserves its own post

Okay, I'm shocked by the complete 180 this season has done in the second half. The first four episodes were such a bumpy ride that I honestly think that whoever wrote them should be fired, but then episode 5 began to feel like the show I know and love, and episode 6 somehow delivered one of the best episodes in the history of this show!

I don't really know how I feel about the introduction of Kim Da-Eun, but I think I like her? It's nice to have a female sensei (and it would have been uncomfortable to see Terry Silver whipping Tory with a cane). She seems very ruthless and I kind of hope she uses that magnificent ponytail to strangle Terry Silver at some point, but I have a feeling that she won't be switching sides. I could see her and Tory becoming a kinky little niche ship in the fandom 😏

And oh man, Terry continues to be completely insane. He's literally hiring goons in combat boots to fight in a business war over children's karate schools! This man needs a hobby and a lot of therapy. I wonder if he's doing coke again 😅

Johnny finally showing up to support Daniel!!! Yes! Thank you! This is the Johnny we needed last season, but better late than never. I really loved Johnny and Chozen teaming up and basically fighting over who's Daniel's biggest rival and then somehow ending up arguing about how badass Daniel is 😂 And the fight at the Cobra Kai dojo with the Double Dragon-esque music playing? BADASS.

Haha did anyone else spot Billy's waist slimming undergarment? You could see it in the training montage in s4, but it was really obvious under his raglan shirt. As were his nipnops!

I'm not sure how I feel about Kreese's obvious road to redemption, but his little guilt trip into his own mind was fascinating to watch. I honestly don't think he can ever change, but it's nice to know that these thoughts do exist somewhere deep inside his mind. It make him more human, which in turn makes him a more interesting villain.

And oh my god CGI baby Johnny shook me to my core! I gasped when I heard his squeaky little voice! I've never been a fan of de-aging people with CGI, because the uncanny valley effect is usually too strong, but baby Johnny was the most impressive use of the technology I've seen since Rachel in the Blade Runner sequel.

And then the final scene at the Miyagi-Do was absolutely perfect. I was in tears all the way through it. I didn't realize the house still had a room full of Mr Miyagi's old things and Daniel is right, it really did feel like a time capsule. It was a beautifully decorated set and the acting from both Ralph and Courtney was flawless. And the sheer elevation and relief I felt when Robby showed up and he and Daniel finally got over their issues, and Daniel walked into the garden to discover that he's finally got people in his corner! He's not alone anymore, the most important people in his life are with him now!!!

[aceofspadegrass]

Teeth are strong. Given the chance you can bite off parts of body with them.

Niragi, the immortal dried out fish you find behind your tank he is, theoretically could bite off a nipple. Just. Tear it RIGHT off. Deletus Thy Nipnop.

And I mean. He could. It's not like the Borderland Police can handcuff him for eating a nip.

[churlishopossum]

Get your nipnops pierced already damn

This is wild wow thank you for starting out so strong. Now the question is why you have an interest in this– have you already seen my tits and wish they were embellished or do you aspire to one day and want them just so? 😂

[ihatebnha]

Nipnop anon here! Aaaa I think you nailed it really well tbh, I think it does capture the shyness and Bakugou's, well, Bakugou-ness well, and your response was so good <333 I just adore Katsuki's chest so much, I wanna do all the things from snuggling to all the naughties hehe

dakjsd thank you, i'm so glad to hear it!!!🥺Given that the other nipple piece was a little longer, i was/am sad i wasn't able to give you more... sadly writing just isn't my strong suit right now </333

i feel the same, though! i like his chest boiled, fried, sunnyside up, scrambled EVERYTHING, so i'm glad i was able to do him (it?) and you some justice!!

[gingerwritess]

nipnops

welp assuming you mean nipples

makes me wonder…first time you saw the Loki shirtless hmmm

just a lil lil somethin, enjoy!

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Communal showers are never a good idea.

Like. Ever.

You’re fairly certain Tony just likes to have them so that he can create drama between pining coworkers, but you’ve sworn you’ll never use them. Those are reserved for sweaty super-soldiers, gods with long hair, and agents who wear bulletproof vests all day long.

But when the water in your dinky little apartment gets shut off with no more than a post-it on the door saying “until further notice,” you figure they’ll have to do.

You opt for a morning shower; hopefully less people, and then you can start each day fresh, right?

Wrong.

Arms filled with towels and products and soap, you’re greeted by a half-naked Bucky Barnes and nearly slip in your flip flops.

“That one’s open,” he smiles, jabbing a thumb at a stall behind him. “And be quick about it, unless you wanna see everything Thor has to offer, f’you know what I mean.”

“Th-thanks.” Keeping your head down isn’t as inconspicuous as you hoped. “Thanks for the heads up, too.”

Shuffling to the empty stall, you dump your things and set to work, glad you wore a swimsuit and trying to keep from glancing around too much, just in case other people didn’t.

Sure enough, you’re halfway through scrubbing down and Thor walks in, stripping down to…ah. Nothing.

Literally nothing.

Oh good gravy, the amount of people you know who would kill to be in your spot.

Averting your gaze and going back to your shampoo, you make the decision to never do this again, just use a friends—then an entire squadron of agents walk in, weapons in hand.

Oh.

Escorts, apparently, to the fuming man in the middle of their little group.

“Just hose me down in my cage,” you hear him hissing, followed by a clanking of metal against the floor. “Is this supposed to humanise me, letting me wash myself?”

No big deal, but the god who threatened your life just a couple weeks ago is barely two stalls away from where you’re showering.

You speed up, awkwardly hopping around the little tiled area to rinse off as quick as possible.

“This is darling, all of you coming to watch…” Loki’s voice is smooth and sharp as ever, crooning at his entourage of armed agents. “You expect me wash myself while wearing these?”

No one answers, but you pause and hear another clank of metal—the handcuffs, no doubt.

He sighs and you can tell he’s stretching, a low groan rumbling through the bathroom. “Ah…much better. Look at you all, waiting here for me. Expecting a show, are we?”

You can’t help but roll your eyes, shutting off the water and hurrying to wrap yourself in a towel.

“We’ll shoot you.” Someone finally answers him. “Watch it. You’re only here ‘cause Stark didn’t want you to get lice or some shit, so hurry up.”

“Appealing to my humanity. How precious of him.”

The sound of rustling leather floats into your stall as you pack up your products and secure the towel around your chest, grabbing your change of clothes and hurrying out towards the door.

“Sorry, excuse me, sorry, sorry,” you mumble, trying to keep your head down as you wind around the agents guarding the doors, clutching your towel even tighter when you pass the stall he’s in. “Sorry, just tryna get out…”

“Oh, hello again.”

“Damn it.”

Luckily this time you’re surrounded armed guards; you plaster on an unamused smile and turn around.

“Not today, Loki, c’mon.” You take a breath, ready to tell him you’re not his toy, leave me alone—stopping short when your brain processes what your eyes are seeing.

Modesty must be taboo on Asgard.

His hands are clasped in front of him—thank god—hiding something from view as he smiles at you.

…smiles and covers his junk with both hands, cocking his head to one side like some curious little puppy as you stare.

He hadn’t gotten far on his shower. His hair is only wet, no suds or anything in it yet, and you fight back a gulp when you realise he’s right: it does humanise him, in the strangest, most wrong way.

The water rushing onto his back, dripping onto his forehead while he stares right back, head tilted to one side with that awful little smile, it is strangely human. You’d never thought about the fact that even super villains would probably need to shower—duh.

For a split second the stupid image of Loki, this psychotic god, leaning over a sink and brushing his teeth flashes through your mind.

Loki laughs.

“Yes,” he hums, and a pair of boxers thankfully materialises over his hips as he moves his hands to grab the little bottle of hotel soap he’d been given, pouring a bit into his hands. “What else did you expect?”

Next thing you know his hands are gliding, slipping, sliding over his skin, long fingers moving with each dip of his abdomen, working the soap into a slow lather over his shoulders and down his toned arms.

“It’s alright.” He grins.

Snap out of it.

“You can watch.”

Those hands slip down past his boxers, running over incredibly sculpted thighs, but your gaze snaps up to meet his cool blue one.

“N-no, thanks,” you choke out—the last thing you need is this guy thinking that you’re attracted to him.

He has a pretty deep scar curving just above his left hipbone.

Not that you’re looking.

“Next time, let’s say I get to watch, hm?”

His words haven’t even processed fully before one of the agents cocks their handgun, stepping in front of you. “Don’t even think about it, Loki.”

“Oh, but I already am,” he purrs, eyes raking over your towelled form.

“I’m-I’m leaving,” you stutter, backing out the doorway. “You’re sick, you know that? Sick, Loki, sick.”

The smile doesn’t waver.

Holding your towel tighter around you, you turn on your heel and rush out the door, not looking back.

That image, the god who nearly killed you, showering, naked, and dripping with water, will be ingrained in your mind for a very long time.

And that image of you, wrapped in a towel and…running away from him?

That’ll be ingrained in Loki’s mind for just as long.

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[11:27:36 PM] <AllDicksMatter> if you don't have lactation cards you're not gonna win this game [11:27:39 PM] <anebbie> all lactations matter [11:27:46 PM] RexChex wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. [11:27:48 PM] <noctgay> #notalllactations [11:27:48 PM] <AllDicksMatter> we're lac-ing memes here [11:27:52 PM] <fuzzy> and gladio x pepe always wins [11:27:56 PM] <fuzzy> love wins [11:27:57 PM] <fuzzy> always [11:28:11 PM] <noctgay> prompto and noctis lactating: thats how i want to die [11:28:18 PM] <AllDicksMatter> We all know what's going to happen with the breast of this game [11:28:26 PM] <noctgay> im trying my breast here [11:28:33 PM] <magitek_amy> your......breat ;) [11:28:37 PM] <fuzzy> tit's not easy to win [11:28:37 PM] <magitek_amy> I MISSPELLED [11:28:46 PM] <noctgay> hey dad please accept me [11:28:47 PM] <promptls> U BREAT [11:28:47 PM] <noctgay> im sorry [11:28:49 PM] <magitek_amy> nipnops [11:28:55 PM] zelfeani_ wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. [11:28:58 PM] <magitek_amy> NIP BLADES [11:29:01 PM] <magitek_amy> the deadly milk [11:29:02 PM] <fuzzy> i'm sorry but nipple blades [11:29:07 PM] <Magikatfish> why is there so much milk in this game [11:29:13 PM] Error: You don't have that card. [11:29:16 PM] <noctgay> vitamin D [11:29:18 PM] <noctgay> D I C K [11:29:19 PM] <magitek_amy> l a c t a t e [11:29:22 PM] <Magikatfish> NO... [11:29:22 PM] <gay4ignis> oh honey [11:29:23 PM] <promptls> there is never enough milk wat are u talking bat [11:29:26 PM] <noctgay> VITAMIN DICK [11:29:31 PM] <noctgay> MMMHJ [11:29:32 PM] <magitek_amy> VITAMIN TIDDY [11:29:38 PM] <noctgay> WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND D I C K [11:29:38 PM] <fuzzy> VITAMILK [11:29:43 PM] <noctgay> MUSCLE MILK [11:29:48 PM] <promptls> WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND LACTATION [11:29:49 PM] <noctgay> TASTY [11:29:53 PM] Hurry up! You have less than 10 seconds to decide, or you will be skipped. [11:29:57 PM] <noctgay> PART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST [11:29:58 PM] <gay4ignis> a dick a day keeps the doctor away???? [11:30:02 PM] <magitek_amy> who just mentioned prostate milking [11:30:03 PM] promptls was skipped this round for being idle for too long. [11:30:04 PM] <fuzzy> GLADIO MAKING THE STRONG MILK [11:30:05 PM] <Magikatfish> I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT [11:30:05 PM] <RexChex> i've long since given up trying to keep up with this damn conversation [11:30:06 PM] <fuzzy> SLURP SLURP [11:30:11 PM] <noctgay> i dont need the crystal [11:30:18 PM] <noctgay> i need the power of my own milk [11:30:22 PM] <noctgay> to defeat ardyn [11:30:23 PM] magitek_amy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. [11:30:26 PM] <magitek_amy> :D [11:30:27 PM] <noctgay> he has crusty nipples [11:30:32 PM] <magitek_amy> he needs nipple cream  [11:29:49 PM] <noctgay> TASTY 

[11:29:53 PM] Hurry up! You have less than 10 seconds to decide, or you will be skipped. [11:29:57 PM] <noctgay> PART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST [11:29:58 PM] <gay4ignis> a dick a day keeps the doctor away???? [11:30:02 PM] <magitek_amy> who just mentioned prostate milking [11:30:03 PM] promptls was skipped this round for being idle for too long. [11:30:04 PM] <fuzzy> GLADIO MAKING THE STRONG MILK [11:30:05 PM] <Magikatfish> I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT [11:30:05 PM] <RexChex> i've long since given up trying to keep up with this damn conversation [11:30:06 PM] <fuzzy> SLURP SLURP [11:30:11 PM] <noctgay> i dont need the crystal [11:30:18 PM] <noctgay> i need the power of my own milk [11:30:22 PM] <noctgay> to defeat ardyn [11:30:23 PM] magitek_amy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. [11:30:26 PM] <magitek_amy> :D [11:30:27 PM] <noctgay> he has crusty nipples [11:30:32 PM] <magitek_amy> he needs nipple cream [11:30:48 PM] <noctgay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5snogK4rZg [11:30:52 PM] <noctgay> MMMMMMMMMMMMMM [11:30:54 PM] <noctgay> CREAMY [11:31:03 PM] <fuzzy> shiva's milk is icecream [11:31:06 PM] <fuzzy> she can't help it [11:31:07 PM] <magitek_amy> I REGRET THE LINK [11:31:08 PM] <noctgay> like warm cream cheese [11:31:10 PM] <fuzzy> 2cool [11:31:15 PM] <noctgay> on a toasty bagel [11:31:17 PM] <RexChex> what flavor ice cream [11:31:19 PM] <magitek_amy> the power within [11:31:21 PM] <magitek_amy> the power within [11:31:22 PM] Hurry up! You have less than 10 seconds to decide, or you will be skipped. [11:31:22 PM] <noctgay> malk [11:31:23 PM] <magitek_amy> THE POWER WITHINNNNNN [11:31:26 PM] <noctgay> my milkshake [11:31:27 PM] <gay4ignis> a magitek engine............ ITS CLOSE [11:31:32 PM] <magitek_amy> IMPERIALS ABOVE US [11:31:35 PM] <magitek_amy> RAININ DONW THE LACTATION [11:31:35 PM] <noctgay> brings all the power to my corporeal form [11:31:36 PM] <fuzzy> fuck mountain omg [11:31:48 PM] fuzzy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. [11:31:51 PM] <fuzzy> yay [11:31:55 PM] <Magikatfish> OUCH

[magience]

Do the Mer not wear clothing underwater because of lack of nipnops or because they don't care/clothing is not very hydrodynamic? Like would a Mer secondary that lived underwater with other Mer feel the need to wear clothing or are nipnops just seen as "the nubby things the land dwellers have"? Nipnops is fun to say. Also semi related what is Mer royalty and social structure like? I love the Mer chubby fishy babies I am on too many meds sorry if rambles

can ya’ll chill and maybe ask like 1 or 2 questions per ask? cuz asking so many in one place 1) makes it hard to read for us, 2) makes it hard to answer, and 3) makes it hard for ppl to find their answers in the future. Like we’re super glad ppl are excited but a little consideration would be appreciated, thank you! Especially considering a lot of these questions require pretty in-depth answers. (you get a pass cuz of the meds this time)

They don’t wear clothing underwater because they don’t need to. Clothing was originally for warmth and protection from the elements - with magic, it serves even less of a purpose and has become something purely aesthetic and a mark of status and social standing. For Mer, their blubber layers and thick skin keeps them protected, as well as their strong mastery of water magic. Clothes as we understand them are a hindrance and liable to get snagged on things - like big underwater monster teeth.

They do have wetsuit-like garments for landwalkers or hybrids visiting their depths who feel more comfortable covered, but Mer themselves don’t bother with it. They decorate themselves with shells, beads, coral, or pretty sea plants - things they can craft adornments from that could also easily be shed or broken off in an emergency.

Nipnops are indeed a thing most Mer don’t even understand, considering their young are not nursed via mammary glands. They don’t really care about nor are they particularly interested in the nipnops.

Their culture revolves around their temples and priestesses/high priestesses as social and religious leaders. They mostly worship deities who rule over the moon, stars, tides, currents, and the Titan Dragon of the Sea. They don’t have royalty as such, though High Priestesses would be the closest thing they have to an Empress (absolute rule, absolute power.) The Priestesses directly serving the Titan Dragon would be like the ruling elite, but mostly their job consists of ceremonies and rituals and keeping the Titan fed. The Titan Dragon of the Sea is female, and very picky/moody, so she doesn’t allow males into her order of followers. (Males can be priests and perform ceremonies and whatnot, they just can’t serve the Titan Dragon directly. Other genders are okay to be Priestesses so long as they present feminine in the Titan’s presence.)

Mer society is matriarchal and focuses mostly on clans, family units ranging from 10 to 50 individuals. Clans usually have one leader who’s at least a low-ranking priestess of some sort. Religion is very important to the Mer and is reflected in just about every aspect of their society and who they are as people - they also keep incredibly accurate oral histories, kept in check by the Titan who has in fact been alive since before the beginning of recorded time in Riariti.