#nnngh

[someguy269]

[tapakah0]

HAPPY BIRDDAY TAP!!!!! thx for making stuff that fills me with joy and love, and being such a fun supportive and inspiring person to be around!! pls have some fanart <3

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[vraiment-amoureux]

It is so unfair I don’t have a pretty boy to take out all my stress on at any given time 💔

[exandheronlyusetherock]

" shiiiit... that's not getting away from me too!! I still haven't got over the one you were talking to when I came out the toilet. Your old school friend... fit as fuck... Fancy telling him that we're off for a day out with our mothers and my daughter. Wouldn't have let that happen if I'd been there. Well we both know what that was about.. and it worked for you when he left. The gods must be smiling down on me to send a second chance.. get a look at the front of his shorts loser and THAT is why I don't have se.. "

" ... did you see the end of it when I smiled at him? I'm sure it twitched at me... He was DEFINITELY INTERESTED IN ME. Did you see the look he gave my tits on the way past... Fucking hell... HAVE YOU SEEN THE ARSE ON HIM TOO!! HE'S GOT TO BE FORCED INTO THE CAR WITH ME... END OF DISCUSSION . He's hanging around the door and making a pretend phone call just so he can check out what I'm up to.. couldn't be more obvious if he tried.. "

😒🤏😞 " you don't know anything about him or his plans and anyway we're going to be a bit late if we don't get a move on my de.. "

" GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR BY THE SIDE OF THE TABLE NOW AND DON'T SAY A WORD OR JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS. YOU KNOW I NEVER MAKE EMPTY THREATS AND I ALWAYS CARRY OUT WHAT I'VE TOLD YOU... don't think I'm not angry because I'm smiling... He's who I'm smiling at so don't think about spoiling it for me by being a little sulky moody face when you know you've never had your own way when it gets in the way of making me happy. See you were wrong as usual he's seen me looking over with a smile and he's smiling...❤️‍🔥💋 he just grabbed his crotch and winked at me. That's it for me... didn't even need to send you over to invite him to join us. ARE you on your knees yet 👿👿 ? "

" .. good. If I need the car you'll have to get a taxi or a bus to my mum's and I suppose you can get a taxi to pick your own mother up but he might have a car and... What AM I worrying about how you're going to arrange things and you better come up with a good excuse for why I'm not there AND why I can't answer my phone. Hope you're not sulking... Hmmm I think you should put my mind at rest and tell me that..... you..... l.....l...IT STARTS WITH A L!! "

"😞😒.... i love you and your happiness is the most important thing to me and ... "

( 🥵😬🥕😖 NN nn no no please not now I've only got these jogging shorts on 🙏nnnnnggghhhh 💦😖😲 NN nn 💦💦💦😖😲 NN nn no no no please don't let her look down 😱😖 )

" HA HA 🤣😂🤣😆 AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER CLOTHES UNTIL YOU GET TO MY MUM'S!!!! THANK FUCK MY DAUGHTERS THERE TO TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT NOW FUCK OFF AND I'LL SEE YOU IN A FEW DAYS... POSSIBLY MORE "

Nnnnnggghhhh 💦😖🙄🥴🤤😏💭♠️🍆👉 her 🍑🥵🥕 nnngghh NNNNGGGHHHH the lucky bitch!!!!😶🫢🤐😶‍🌫️

[thatoneweirdo14]

Oh my fucking lORD THE DIFFERENCE

HE GOT SOFTER????

[buckttommy]

oh my god what if buck discovers tommy has nipple piercings. 😵‍💫

[youmustbethinkingofsomeoneelse]

eeddgigng ssince fforur hour agoooo

fflelll gooood

sssenf asks pleeeease

[morgandria]

I feel like I have run the gauntlet for the last couple weeks, with the swinging (10 or 20 degrees at a time) temperatures ensuring migraine doom. I had one blessedly clear day a while back, but since then it's just been unending days of non-functional brain and body. It makes me feel so useless.

If I'm lucky the weather will sit still for a few days and let me reset - but for today I admit defeat. (I've spilled a full glass of juice over my bead-covered desk and nearly dropped the cat's bowl full of lunch food on her twice in 20 seconds.)

I do not enjoy icy grey Spring seasons, which is usually what March brings us, but this year's supposed to be dryer and warmer. It's already been unusually warm a lot of the time. I'm just hoping we don't get any hard frosts after the point where everything has started blooming, because it dooms the fruit crops. Dry warm springs also usually mean droughts, and extended droughts mean more fires. :\ I treasure my deep connection to the land, but that love is painful when the land is suffering.

[someguy269]

[medinaquirin]

I would like it very much if my apartment complex would stop shutting off the fucking water with zero prior notice.

[ghoulfriendfangs]

KINKTOBER ‘22 - Choking Hazard

Day 1: Food with Delphi

{WC: ~400} {top!dom!reader x bottom!sub!delphi, oc x reader, food play, punishment, edging, dirty talk}

  Delphi’s eyes lit up as you placed the ornate plate in front of them. It was covered in the most decadent desserts possible. Chocolate dipped strawberries, rare pastries and expensive fruits, everything a hungry magician could want. 

  “Th-this all looks amazing!” They grinned, eyes sparkling. They reached to grab a morsel…

  …but you picked up the plate, lifting it out of their reach.

 “Uh-uh, little Delphi… your hands are all dirty from touching yourself.” Delphi blushed, looking pouty. Despite your clear instruction to withstand the edging session you were giving them, Delphi had lost patience and touched themselves. Now, you were going to punish them. It had started with a no-cum spell on them… but now you were gonna withhold dessert? How cruel could you be, master!

 “Am not! Besides, it’s not like you’ve never tasted my cock-“

  You turned your fingers in a circular motion, increasing the potency of your spell. A vibration spell, cast on the toy stuffed securely into their tight hole, pressed directly into their weak spot. They whimpered, feeling the charmed device deep inside them stirring to life. They wiggled their hips, overwhelmed by the intense pleasure.

  “A-ahh, nngh, it’s- it’s so overpowering..” they grit their teeth as the head of the smooth, glass dildo mercilessly rubbed against their prostate. 

  “Lie down.”

  They obeyed, flattening themselves out on the bed with their ass in the air.

  You turned the spell down a bit, but left it vibrating enough to keep them softly moaning. Their eyes were scrunched shut, and the next time their mouth opened-

  “Mmph!”

  You shoved the cookie into their mouth, holding their jaw shut. They chewed, swallowing.

  “Nngh, that was- ah! V-vanilla and s-strawberry c-cream, my- nnnngh! Fffavorite..”

  “Good puppy,” you praised. They whimpered. 

  “Ohhh, is the spell too strong?”

  They nodded, but by no means wanted you to stop, not when it felt so brain-meltingly good.

  “Can’t handle it, Delphi? Is it too much, do you need master to save you?”

  “N-no! I-I can handle anything you throw at me!”

  “Then… do you think you can eat all these cookies with it inside you?” 

  They mumbled, hand moving to their poor, throbbing cock. You made no moves to stop them, your spell ensured all that pressure was going nowhere, Delphi hadn’t realized that stroking it would only make the spell worse.

  “What a dirty, horny little doggie… Delphi, I’ll let you cum if you can eat all these snacks for me?”

  They looked up, eyes sparkling. “I’ll do it, I’ll- mmph!”

  You shoved a chocolate dipped banana into their mouth, their eyes fluttered shut as they sucked on it.

  “Careful, don’t choke.”

[ask-wolf-joon]

Nngh Jungkookie is going to weigh me today...

[sugar-coated-cock-n-balls]

Can't wait for daddy December to shimmy on down my chimney and stuff my stocking to the brim

[smallratinheat]

NNNGH

CHEEM ZIT

[primeministerofantarctica]

every time i apply for a job i tell the people i'm "open schedule" and "free to work whenever" like why would i do that!!