#no cos chuuya has mad cooking skillz

[woklaza]

Mafia Soukoku headcanon: Despite eating like, half a bowl of cereal for an entire day, Dazai can cook.

Chuuya was always under the assumption that Dazai would trash the kitchen and would cook for Dazai instead. That was actually Dazai's master plan because he just wanted Chuuya to make him food.

Chuuya would make these super cute bento boxes for Dazai when he works overtime in the Port Mafia consisting of crab sushi, crab-shaped carrots and crab-shaped onigiri. And he would phone Dazai to make sure he eats his stuff. Dazai: Akutagawa, you want some chopped onion? Akutagawa: W-what? Dazai: Chuuya put some in my bento box. I haaaate onions. Akutagawa: Oh- Okay. Akutagawa, shocked: Dazai-san why is the onion carved into a crab? Dazai: ... Akutagawa, even more shocked: It tastes like crab...