Yall remember how Texas had that "report an abortion" form that they had to take down after a week?
Well, Missouri has one, only it's for reporting transgender concerns.
Comrades. Friends. Romans. Countrymen. You know what to do.
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In my early twenties I know more theology than most men in the churches I've attended who are twice my age. This isn't a boast, I am no scholar. I say this in abject horror and despair.
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Bears are my absolute favorite animal but for some reason I don’t like polar bears. I like black, brown, grizzly, sun, etc.. just not polar bears. I don’t know why, but I don’t find them cute. This is my shame.
This is your shame. We’re so so sorry for your very poor taste. It is a tragedy of the highest order
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im gonna fucking cum,,, sunday fucking your unconscious body while you're in the dreamscape unbeknownst to you,,, tw for somnophilia obvs
it gets so bad you have to bring a toy with you. he's usually considerate enough to do it while you're somewhere private, usually your dreamscape room but once or twice he couldn't wait that long.
You find yourself rushing to a bathroom, legs nearly giving out as you shut yourself in the stall, fumbling for your dildo, hole already clenching around nothing in the dreamscape. you're trying to be quiet as you fuck yourself, leaning against the stall wall but god it's too much. You've already cum several times before that foreign, hot, sticky sensation floods your insides. you find yourself out of breath, limp and helpless in your stall, exhausted.
It takes you a while to recover, and on unsteady legs you clean yourself off as best you can and leave the bathroom.
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no no no the tardis wasn’t ‘seduced’ she’s been in extra dimensional combat since Wild Blue Yonder
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The choice from Sunday is kinda weird cuz the options are build a cage in the house for the bird or build a nest where it fell and one leads to the bird growing up but dying once its set free and the other one probably leads to it dying much sooner. They both feel like the same option and even tho obviously the most kind, caring, morally right thing to do is keep it inside so at least it lives longer even if it's in a cage. But like to me both options suck and are basically nothing cuz I'm sorry if I look like a bad person for this, but I'm not sorry, but I'm not fuckin touching a wild animal. Even if I knew it was there even if I bothered to check out the sound to find a bird, which I wouldn't, I'm not touching it. I'm not even getting close enough to find out it's too young to fly yet. Whatever happens to it happens man and I'll never know what happens to it cuz I'm not even gonna look at it. Like, where's the 'you seem like an asshole but really it's quite a normal choice' in this whole trial thing??? That's usually an option you can pick. Sunday!!! Sunday, listen!!! There are more than two choices!!! You don't have to always do something!!!! You can just walk away!!! You don't have to try to do something for everyone all the time!!! Think about yourself sometimes!!! It's not selfish I promise!!! SUNDAY!!! OH MY GOD HIS WINGS ARE COVERING HIS EARS HE CANT HEAR US!!!!
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also this is where ruthie was living! i kinda miss it already 😥 it was the frat-y floor of wanderlustonline’s waterside warble made over to be cutesy and unrealistic
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weird vibes today i am theoretically content i had a nice breakfast n the sun is out n the birds r singing n i have a new game to play but also there is this dread so ancient inside me
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sunday six!!
heyo again, gang! tagged by @jichanxo, @mike----wazowski, @four-white-trees, @overdevelopedglasses
i'm finally getting back on track and making some progress in chapter 5, but i decided that's not as fun to show you as something silly, and quickly typed a tiny bit into the other (iykyk) kwgm wip
Two things go through Yagami’s mind during that moment. The first is, when did Kuwana start to feel this comfortable in Yagami’s house?
And the second: this is really happening, isn’t it?
“I need you to help me,” Kuwana says, his voice articulate and calm. “Sit up and raise your arms.”
It is. It is really happening. Yagami sits there stunned until he hears Kuwana chuckle, “Now don’t be shy. Like it’s anything that I haven’t seen before.”
Yagami feels awful and pissed at his own embarrassment. Sadly, there’s nothing he can do about this aside from listening to Kuwana’s orders. He raises his arms, and Kuwana frees him from his sweaty T-shirt.
Completely mortified, Yagami realizes it is not the one that he fell asleep in. And while he's fully aware that this is a different kind of situation and means absolutely nothing, but the thought of Kuwana undressing him when he wasn’t fully awake and was entirely at his mercy… Well, that is definitely something he isn’t supposed to fixate on right now, that’s for sure.
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