#nopr

[cavetownsavedollie]

okay so the teacher that treated me worse than dirt is homophobic. the bitch teacher is also homophobic.

[borealiszero]

One sunny day somewhere from before

[buster-loves-pr]

had this dumb idea where Rose gets confuse about her sexuality (she went to collage when she was 8. I doubt she really could focus on that. I think she’s 18/19 when the season starts) and like she can’t really talk to any of her team about it so (let’s say hypothetically the Mystic force/operation overdrive) and Vida just pops up like “Like I understand you. We can talk about that.”

It ends up with Rose venting and Vida listening and it ends with Vida kinda just giving the “it’s fine” shrug and saying something reassuring like “You’re into who you’re into. It took me awhile to figure out I find both men and women attractive. My green ranger and yellow ranger also had a bit of hard time figuring it out too but we found out in the end and we”re happy. We have family and friends who supported us”

[derrypubliclibrary]

JUST REMEMBERED I ACTUALLY DID WIRTE AN OUTLINE FOR MY FIC WE"RE SO BACK

[theconfusedartist]

Sometimes you go back and look at the AlexDes group on deviantart and you realize that you've been trying to tell the same story for years

i conpetely forgot i wrote that story

[vonlipvig]

ooh, this tourism and cultural preservation act seems like it might do a lot of good for the local communities...

which means i'm vetoing that shit BYE.

[cheerforrevenge]

Teaching your 6-8 year olds about rhyming words is all fun and games until they get really good and you get to the word "sock".

Suddenly you have kids yelling "cock"

(Entirely innocently, they are just trying different letter sounds and keeping the end sound the same because they're proud)

[cannabisbusinessexecutive]

F*** the Treaties: Rescheduling and “Marijuana-Specific Controls”

By Vince Śliwowski,  Managing Partner, Harris Sliwoski Marijuana-specific controls in schedule III? The Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) published its Notice of Proposed Rulemaking (“NOPR”) last week to much fanfare. The NOPR would reschedule marijuana, “marijuana extract” and “naturally derived delta-9 tetrahydrocannabinols” from schedule I to schedule III of the Controlled Substances Act…

[onthewaytosomewhere]

20 Fanfic Author Questions

thanks for the tags @anincompletelist @caterpils @theprinceandagcd @jmagnabo92 @alasse9 @dezinthecloud @zwiazdziarka

(haven't done this one in a while so here we are) OPEN TAG TO ANYONE WHO WANTS TO PLAY ALONG 💚

1. How many works on AO3?

90 (as of the one i posted in the middle of the night lolz)

2. Total AO3 Word Count?

449,798

3. Top 5 fics by Kudos

Makin' memories I might remember (the first of my not-so-much one night stand fics) born to ride (tramp stamp cowboy alex inspired by tumblr post) Ring on His Finger, Putty in His Hands (post-engagement smut) sweet as chocolate (professors FP written for Hey Sweetheart 2025) a skill honed over years (FP birthday smut - alex gets to ride Henry while Henry keeps on the cowboy hat)

4. What fandoms do you write for?

RWRB 9111 (and bridgerton once i get finish and post that ficlet that's going)

5. Do you respond to comments?

yes, though not right away on new fics cuz when i post something i usually avoid it for a bit

6. Angstiest Ending?

i don't have an angsty-ended fic -but maybe angstiest thing in general would be streetfigter buck or you're still written in the scars on my heart (FP college fic)

7. Fic with the Happiest Ending?

IDK maybe 'Cause you got me, and baby, I got you my FP groundhog day fic

8. Do you get hate?

um ... i wrote henry/alex/pip so that was pretty much a given - and there's been a few other crazy things

9. Do you write smut?

yeppers

10. Do you write crossovers?

well i do write alex/buck so yes, but other than that there are some others in works possibly lolz

11. Ever had a fic stolen?

not that i know of

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

nopr

13. Have you ever co-written a fic?

a silly crack fic with Mags and Tiff from dicscord rambling that we acutally put into fic and posted lolz Schlorp of True Love, a Fairytale

14. All time favourite ship?

i could not pick i've been in fandoms way too long really

15. WIPs you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

i don't think there is one - but we'll see if i can keep making a dent on the WIP folder

16. Writing strengths?

coming up with silly ideas - maybe? (lately i've also been working on my attention to surroundings in my writing

17. Writing Weaknesses?

dialogue - i'm working on it tho

18. Thoughts on mixed language dialogue?

sure if it works for the chatacter - why not

19. First fandom you wrote for?

wrote in and posted somewhere - HP - followed closely by Idol RPF - i dabbled in other things that never got posted tho b4 that (the usuals for any 'lil geeky girl - star wars, star trek, angel, buffy)

20. Favourite fic you’ve ever written?

i think i'm currently working on it actually (dragon alex) but of my posted ones - my werepire firstprince series that includes coffee shop fic with (newly turned) were alex and vamp henry, a lil full moon sexin fic, and the boys adopt a shifter fic

💚no-pressure tag ur it to @adreama-writes @blueeyedgrlwrites @emmalostinwonderland @eusuntgratie @faketrex @firstprincehornyramblings @tailsbeth-writes @sparklepocalypse @stellarmeadow @sophie1973 @porcelainmortal @thighzp @tinyarmedtrex @dreamtigress @typicalopposite @miharaikko

[mocacheezy]

Moca watches: Fox’s Peter Pan & The Pirates, ep. 15: The Play's the Thing

an episode with a short depiction of Ides of March, by the way of a play. I did not know this when I started watching it

The curse of loving theater and wanting to be an actress since I was little, means that I always put off watching ANYTHING to do with theater performances bcs the cringe is guaranteed on my part.

Please don't do Yorick dirty. I know it is Romeo & Juliette, I got that spoiled, but still. Please please please.

Smaller screens are great for watching videos with lower resolution

Cookson is pretty damn skilled. Climbing that twig of a tall tree? Amazing. AND TYING A SNARE WHILE UPSIDE DOWN?

Cookson, your food may be shit according to the crew, but you are a badass in setting a trap. Even if it is by following the Captain's instructions.

Ghosts in the middle of the dayyyy

FUCKING "ET TU, BRUTE"? ON IDES OF MARCH NO LESS??? XDDD

Oh putting off watching this episode was so worth it XDDDDDDD

LOVE WENDY! BRAVO, BRAVO!! WHAT CAN'T THIS GIRL DO, I ASK OF THEE.

Once again, Wendy would be my role model as a kid. I absolutely adore this girl.

SHE'S THE FUCKING DIRECTOR OF THE PLAY, MY GIRL, MY AMAZING DARLING GIRL. BRAVO, BRAVO I SAY!!!

At one point (when I finish the show most likely), I will absolutely do a Wendy appreciation post.

Hook isn't even yelling, he is just making a threat over the potential false report of Peter's death at the hand of Lost Boys. But sxdcfghjkdfvgbjkrftgbhj

And I am so happy the animation quality is good, because oh my goth

My friends may say my taste is atrocious but hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The irony is making him chuckle, and oh my goth the stealthiness, and the crew is competent and aaaaaaaa

Damn they made a whole ass bed for this. I'm surprised Peter is actually taking the role of a corpse seriously.

My urge to pace around over how excited I am is being held at bay by the fact I want to finish this episode by midnight bcs it is LITERALLY THE IDES OF MARCH DFGVBJ (edit: I failed this)

"Not now Wendy! This is my big funeral speech!" I love that they are in fact invested in the play

And well, Peter is getting a nice power nap out of it.

Hook is so fucking angry, and yet he is still capable of whispering, I am losing my mind

The crew being incredibly superstitious is just… just absolutely perfect. I love it.

"And as long as we are here, carpe diem."

My man is so starved for culture. He is going to pass up an opportunity of killing all of them because of Shakespeare.

"This child is taking egregious liberties with the text." Honey, sweetie, spoken like a true theater lover. He is so insulted by this, I love this so much dfgvbhdfgudhfjdhvdudgkjk LOSING MY MIND OVER HERE

Give them some grace honey, they are children. Not everyone can have Wendy's intellect.

You know what, I am just gonna listen to the episode first. I cannot watch this man perfectly recite Shakespeare from memory when he could've been slaying the bane of his existence. The man has such flourish while he speaks, I NEED TO TEAR SMTH APART WITH MY TEETH.

I am the perfect example of this picture

Starkey spoke, so I thought "Surely the man is done." NOPE, NOPR HE IS STILL GOING, BE STILL MY HEART, I WOULD DIE IF HE WAS REAL AND ON STAGE.

Sit my ass in the small stage theater and have me stare there beet red.

This would be the levels of thirsting I had over Sebastian Cavazza and his monocomedy, Shakespeare's Villains, 1998. I was in third or fourth row and he addressed me at some point bcs this was also a conversational type of play and I nearly fucking died. Fucking Sebastian Cavazza, I cannot believe this.

ANYWAY, I'll just end up writing a super duper self-indulgent modern au someday and lose my mind while writing that.

BACK TO THE EPISODE

WHY ARE YOU SO PRETTY THIS IS UNFAIR, UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR!!!!!

LLOSINF MY MIND OVER HERE

HOLY SHIT AN OVATION? Deserved ofc, but by the kids? PETER is acknowledging this?! My goth I fucking ADORE THIS.

The crew is confused, Hook is insulting Peter, ah, life

HE IS EVEN FUCKING HONEST ABOUT HIS SKILL AND WHEN AND WHERE HE ACQUIRED IT. Someone hold me, I think I'm going to faint.

Wendy, darling, you are feeding this man's ego so much.

HIS FACE OH MY GOTH SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK I AM GOING FERAL

I love me an eloquent man and he is expressive to boot and charismatic and- I am going to break something.

Wendy isn't falling for this, meanwhile Peter is SO into seeing where this goes.

I love that they shake on it with steel. I love this so much.

NO, THEY ACTUALLY STAB THEIR WEAPONS INTO THE WOOD AND THEN SHAKE ON IT. Peter Pan, you are a decent lad and I love this beyond words.

"Shall we get started then?" "Aye!" Daaaawwww~ ☺️☺️☺️☺️🥰

THEY BUILT A WHOLE STAGE. I will end Mason when it breaks.

HE CAST PETER AS TYBALT "It fits your personality to a T."

I do wonder if casting Peter as Romeo would lead to every single girl in Neverland to really try and kill Wendy for real. Everyone is jealous of this girl.

I hate the fact that all the bad things that are happening are not because Hook planned it, but because his men are being dumb-asses. I can't really blame them, they did not sign up for this. They do not appreciate theater, this wasn't in the job description.

"But Captain, sir. We're buccaneers, not actors!" That's what I was saying! Thank you Mullins.

Honey, baby, sweetie, you would get canceled by all of tumblr for playing Romeo in this production, even though there are no nefarious predatory undertones.

HOWEVER, for thirsty wenches like myself this is a gift sent from the gods. I will require a fainting couch, I am… I am losing my mind, and a vacation to the sea side would not cure me.

Of course there is nefarious plans, but Hook, are you sure killing off the second child that you can engage with on somewhat of an intellectual level, on this island, is worth it?

… oh what am I saying ofc it is.

Bonding between Short Tom and him. Oh my goodness, he is smiling, he loves Tom so much, I am so happy to get story exposition via parrot talk.

I cannot believe my "Is he you know" meme screenshot came from Wendy assuring Peter that Romeo and Juliet is a love story.

Can you imagine if Slightly got praise from Hook for fixing the dress? He would never let that go, hr would forever bring that up.

That is one very pretty bottle.

Hook honey, I get that you are eager to see Pan suffer the loss of Wendy, but you are too eager even for a director.

Honey. Baby. You absolute dumbass.

I refuse to believe Wendy didn't see this coming and intentionally riled him up.

He could die because of his stupidity. A true fucking actor. An absolute dumbass. My taste in fictional men remains unmatched.

I hope Tink changed the contents into grape juice or smth

In this moment he knew,

he fucked up.

He is going to have the most dramatic of all death speeches.

Bro is mourning Jolly Roger, The Spanish Main, and then the death of Peter.

I want to share the embarrassing truth that this 22minute long episode is taking me more than three hours to finish, because of the WAY THIS FUCKER SPEAKS.

He is so dramatic. So very dramatic. If the previous episodes didn't convince me already, this one would certainly be the one to do so.

Jezus Marija, someone yell timber, he even falls to the ground as he dies. He'd be holding a white lily if it was on hand. Someone place two coins on his eyes for the ferryman.

HE GETS AN OVATION FOR HIS DEATH.

I am learning bible verses thanks to this man. I just learned an old testament quote because of this dramatic man. Tim Curry truly had a blast with this role.

Exit left pursued by Tootles the bear

I want to say more, but all that would come out would be keysmashes, hearts and sobbing emojis.

So lets just say, I really, really, REALLY, like this episode.

I need a million screenshots. Excuse me, while I spend the next 7 business days losing my mind in solitude while shredding fabric with my teeth.

[magnusfox]

*creaking floorboards*

-hair eaters

NONONONONONO NOPR NOT NOW FUCK OFF ILL KILL YOU I SWEAR

[ratstranaut]

I'm not ready to talk about the ruby.. I'm not.. but that croaky little 'I'll miss you"

I can't do it nopre

[your-local-bloodsucker]

[im so normal about her im not sitting in bed at 2:17 pm thinking about how it would be cute if my oc kissed her nope definetly not im not nopr help nope hahshshshshahaha]

‘,:)

[souvlki]

Nopr, I'll follow you in hopes of one day figuring out where you live so I can send you 20kg of jelly beans.

hwy text green wld it b green jelly beans fart flavored

[bakingrecipe]

have u ever watched frenemies

nopr

[i-ashhart]

YEAHHHHHHH, I FUCKING KIKED ASSSSS, ONLY 2 FUCKING SERVERS AND WE GOT EVERYONE OUT AND CLEARD ALL THE TABELS BEFOR 7!!!!!! FUCK YAHHHHHH, I JUST FUCKING SPEED WALKED THE HOLE WHAY THROE, SOMEONE FLAGING ME DOWN? NOPE DONT FUCKING SEE IT! GET IGNORED! is my fooYES! JUST WALK AWAY, STUPID QUESTIONS NOPR YOULL GET YOUR FOOD WHATE YOUR TURN! I WASNT ASKING, YOU WANT SALMON, DISRTE? ICE CREAM, FUCK I WAS SO PORDUTIVE! AND TBH NOT EVEN THAT BITCHY, OOOOOHHH IM PUMPED, FUCK YAHHHHHH,