#not even weed thank you

[fouryearsofshades]

Hi! Do you mind going over the new IVE mv and the aspects of Chinese culture in it? I did my own research, and I think most things cnetz are like upset about are borderline also in kr culture (I'm a bit sceptical by their knot choice tho), EXCEPT for the tuanshan! Which I'm pretty sure is chinese only. Thankyouu

Hi.

Yes I mind. I am not into kpop but I look up that video and the first thing I saw is that smoking tube which I hate (it is a signature Orientalism pose). I will not spend my holiday looking at things that I don't like and write analysis in proper English to explain in anger. From the half of minute or so the video I watched the whole aesthetic (the colour choice, the style of the hills and clouds etc.) was just very "guochao". I don't know what "Korean traditional culture design in modern" in Korea looks like now but that vibe just scream China for Chinese citizens. Even you have noticed the knot and tuanshan.

[viric-dreams]

Ockham's Parabolan Blunt Rotation

Individual blorbos under the cut.

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[gallawitchxx]

🔮💨 crystal ball weed bong mickey 🔮💨

installment #25 & 26 for the @galladrabbles prompts: movies by @mmmichyyy & jello by @squirrel-fund!

click HERE for the Master Post to catch up!

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Ian’s heart kicks in his chest, a jolt of fear spiking through him, and his head swims. It’s like he’s back inside the dark theatre he’d been in all week. Mickey’s words are nothing but unfamiliar sounds.

If he’s gonna go to the movies, he might as well get a snack.

He grabs a pizza roll from the plate in front of him and pops it in his mouth. But when he bites down, the inevitable happens.

“Fuck,” he garbles, the sauce piping hot and burning his mouth.

Ian doubles over, in pain and embarrassed. He really should’ve known better.

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“Jesus Christ,” Mickey huffs, standing up and leaving the room.

Ian opens his inferno of a mouth, hoping the air of the room will cool down the masticated snack. Thankfully, by the time he hears the familiar sound of a beer cap being popped off, he’s able to swallow.

Mickey returns, bottle in hand. He offers it to Ian. “S’all we got.”

Ian takes it, grateful as the icy liquid chills his charred throat. “All you got, huh? Even juvie’s got jello.”

“What d’you know about juvie, Gallagher?”

Mickey’s squint makes Ian’s chest constrict.

“What d’you know about me, Milkovich?”

[clowningaroundmars]

not my new job having a product called "motor mike" aksjfhfjks

[samhaven]

Drawing vs the inspiration

[xoxoemynn]

crying bc as soon as I finish my coffee I have to weed for the first time this season and I hate it

[sunshinexlollipops]

say what you want about weed but I truly owe her my life. not only did she help me breathe better when I had covid, she just helped me with intense sciatica pain and a strained back. it's like funbuprofen

[milo-is-rambling]

Today is good I think. My brain isn’t fully happy my body isn’t fully happy but I’m treating myself kindly anyways

[starlooove]

Parents when you stop caring what people think of you after they tell u ur whole life that it doesn’t matter what anyone thinks 😨😨😨😨😨

[cuntrytaylor]

the more i think about it my last roommate really was the devil

[majoringinsarcasm]

I rarely go on Twitter these days but popping in and seeing yet again more bullying towards the same person for the same shit is really upsetting and I’m just an observer. Bullying is not cute I feel like I’m 13 again when I read shit like that.

Seeing a good omens fan get bullied AGAIN for a ship OTHER people decided is father/child despite them being literally the same age as well as OPENLY hating on their art style by REPOSTING their art. But the fan is the weird one bc they like The Bad Ship that everyone else has decided is a family dynamic. Not the people who continue to harass and look at their art and point and laugh On Their Public Accounts. “They’re weird and should stop” says the person going out of their fucking way to talk about them.

Like the true and honest disconnect of calling someone weird as if that’s a criminal offense, because they like a ship you don’t. And it’s NORMAL to proudly and confidently say how much you Hate them and how they draw and how it’s fine to say all this because their fictional ship of two angels is Weird.

I’ve seen ships that would make you explode. Bullying is not normal. It’s not Justified because you don’t Like something. It’s not even an, and I hate this fucking term, an “illegal ship”. The only problem is your personal dislike of it and the fact that you’re just shitting on someone who is popular. That’s it. If this person had 78 followers you’d just block and move on. It always comes down to popularity or lies.

And it’s so fucking sad seen 16, 17, 18, 19 year olds bullying other young people like it’s a fucking trend or cool thing to do. There’s 15 people max in this fucking show and you’re going out of your way to be a jackass to a person you could just block. YOU are talking about them when you don’t have to. You’re reposting art and bringing them up and being so happy to Finally hate on them in the open bc “they’re weird so it’s fine”

It’s shitty. It’s stupid and childish but also just genuinely shitty and mean spirited. All the talk about keeping fandom safe and pole are out here HAPPILY bullying people their age or younger for a fucking fictional ship that doesn’t even meet any of the Evil Ship criteria. Shit like this is why I hesitate so much in trying to talk to people or make friends. Bullying is not boundaries and how you treat people who aren’t even doing anything says way more about you than them.

[thestarmaker]

jfc why do so many people think smoking weed and driving is any less dangerous than drinking and driving??? It makes me both mad and scared, and yep I definitely know not to be in the car w you behind the wheel

[metalheadmickey]

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[necromancy-savant]

Who remembers the time in my first year back at college at a new school when, in my first ever Linguistics class, my professor asked me to research alternative terms for "penis" on Urban Dictionary?

@memey-dreams

[squadrah]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY I WROTE YOU A SILLEY LITTLE FICLET

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Melone's birthday present to Prosciutto was a giant cardboard popout cake.

The raucous party was instantly transformed into a good old-fashioned stand-off. Neither man spoke aloud, but they could see each other's every thought play across their faces, clear as day. Melone smirked. Prosciutto's finger twitched. A tumbleweed blew in through the window.

*I know you didn't just spend the whole fucking month's budget on a stripper in a cake,* the disapproving quirk of Prosciutto's eyebrow seemed to say.

Melone tilted his head slightly. *You don't know what I've got in here.*

A narrowing of the eyes. *Don't play dumb.*

Melone smiled. *It could be balloons. You don't know. Or a smaller cake. If you wanted a stripper, don't you think I'd have better options lined up than hiring a poor dancer to crouch awkwardly in an old IKEA box?*

(It was impressive that Prosciutto was able to glean so much information from a smile.)

Illuso, sick of the staring contest, broke the silence with, "So are you going to open it, or...?"

Prosciutto opened his mouth, but before he could say anything, the cake burst open in a shower of confetti.

A series of beeps vaguely resembling "Happy Birthday To You" blasted from Baby Face as it rose from the cardboard cake. It struck the sexiest pose that a spike-covered robot wrangled into ill-fitting lingerie had ever made, which was Not Very, At All.

"Happy Birthday, Mr President," Melone sang in an over-exaggerated purr, and even Prosciutto could not stop himself from laughing a little as he told Melone off for throwing off the groove of the party for such a weird prank.

The music started up again, the drinks flowed, karaoke was sung, and laughter was shared. Formaggio put a party hat on Baby Face. All in all, it was a good night, and there was even minimal - minimal! - property damage.

I LOVE IT, THANK YOU!!! 💖💖💖✨

[theyreallgaylol]

I woke up before noon??? And I'm not exhausted from it??? Hello??????