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ragnarlothcat · 6 months

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I was tagged by @veloursdor (thank you 🥰) and I have a sore throat and am responding from the centre of a pile of blankets. I am cozy and my mouth tastes like chai (also teeth, probably).

1.) How many works do you have on ao3?

27 apparently! I should have a 30th birthday party for my account once we reach that point.

2.) What's your ao3 word count?

446,791. Definitely thought I was over 500k by now but that's writer's block for you. I've written half as much this year as I did last year. But if I really apply myself in the next two months...

3.) What fandoms do you write for?

Star Wars only at the moment. I've toyed with branching out but I've decided that any spare inspiration goes to original fiction instead.

4.) What are your top five fics by kudos?

à la carte - I think this is the fic I'm most known for? Inasmuch as I'm known for things anyway. Glad people are still enjoying it!

Aggressive Negotiations - I had no idea this one was second now. Good for it! This is one of my hornier Obi-Wans, which is saying something given how I write the guy.

as holy and enchanted - Only two chapters but it contains as much sex as a much longer work. Efficient!

nothing compares to you - hasn't been updated since February 2022 but I guess some people like seeing Anakin fling himself against the Force like an angry cat trying to break down a door.

Out of the Bag - catboy Anakin my beloved, my original poor little meow meow.

5.) Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I was good about it for a while because I like talking to people about my fics but then in like December of last year I burned out a little and stopped replying but kept posting fics and then the situation got out of control. I started replying again over the summer and have just decided that everything between like December 2022 and June 2023 exists in a weird little no-reply bubble.

6.) What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Probably my most recent fic, from a certain point of view. It ends okay for Obi-Wan and Anakin at least?

7.) What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

The fics that have endings are almost all happy endings 🤔 à la carte, maybe? There are a bunch of non-obikin characters who also have nice things happen to them so maybe it's extra happy.

8.) Do you get hate on fics?

I guess the closest I've gotten are snarky comments about my lack of updates but those people do seem to like the fic. They're just not crazy about the author.

9.) Do you write smut? If so what kind?

Yup! It's funny, I described my smut as vanilla but it's all relative isn't it? I think by many standards obikin itself is pretty kinky.

10.) Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

I do not. The closest is probably as holy and enchanted because I definitely borrowed Indiana Jones vibes for my Anakin, but nothing beyond that.

11.) Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I'm aware so if so, the thief made a clean getaway!

12.) Have you ever had a fic translated?

A few! Actually the funniest thing I did was immediately paste the text into google translate so I could see what was going on before realizing that, uh, I already know what it says in English...

13.) Have you ever cowritten a fic before?

Nope! I've talked about doing it a few times but I worry that I'd be a nightmare to work with since I'm not great at sticking by a project.

14.) What's your all time favorite ship?

At this point it has to be obikin. I've never maintained interest for this long in any fandom before. It's the combination of interesting and handsome characters with a setting ripe for fix-its. And then it's fun making weird AUs with them too? They're just excellent!

15.) What's a WIP you'd like to finish, but doubt you ever will?

I mean never say never but Murder at Theed Hall is extraordinarily unlikely. I write mystery original fiction (well, write is a strong word recently but like...I have a pile of disjointed paragraphs?) so I just don't feel the drive to resolve the story.

16.) What are your writing strengths?

I keep answering "dialogue" for the various iterations of this question but like, how embarrassing if everyone else thinks my dialogue sucks? I stand by it anyway but the idea weighs on me!

17.) What are your writing weaknesses?

I think my biggest weakness is all the time I spend beating myself up for clumsy phrasing or slow output so my new answer is I have no weaknesses and everything I'm doing is on purpose. Yay me!

18.) Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I've never had a reason to do this. The most I can imagine is a quick "Anakin said something to Artoo in binary" but otherwise I'd probably translate into English. Is that frowned upon???

19.) First fandom you wrote for?

Harry Potter. I was like 13 and it's exactly what you'd imagine.

20.) Favorite fic you've ever written?

It depends on my mood! In my current mood I'll pick my baseball fic The Bottom of the Ninth because I really wrote 40k about obikin playing baseball. I was my target audience and I had a great time. No regrets!

Tagging (does it say how many? I'll just do a few) and as always, no pressure: @renlyslittlerose, @treescape, @intermundia, @artemisthehuntress, @lilredghost

#tag game #five people seems like a good number #also i'm coughing now too #if i'm sick i'm going to be so mad #it's like my body doesn't even care about all the writing i want to do

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neptune-ian · 28 days

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Wrote in blue to highlight it, wrote before and after I give my opinion but y’all can’t read. What should I do? Put it in capital maybe? Make a post with my voice or something?? Are you all really able to read english? Should I use the translators to write in spanish/portuguese? What should I do?

I wrote it all! i even said that our opinion could appear biased so we are similar to those that think otherwise.

Because everyone here is giving their opinion but I can’t? Cause it hurts? Then just block me lol. The only reader that did it was the reader y’all used to complain about on the bts tarot community. In fact I got it wrong they are more mature than most readers it seems. Were they playing around by acting immaturely when they clearly are mature in secret? 🤔

It’s written and always will, whenever I give my opinion I try to never drag down and be as respectful as possible because that’s Tarot and that’s just an opinion and I don’t know the person. I can’t judge them for just that. I have my preferences just like all of you have and that’s good. Y’all could prefer nsfw/noisy/tea or whatever reader I won’t say anything much. Do your thing. If you don’t then it’s fine why would I care? (Weird I remember having said that in an old post, that whatever you do, it’s on you… deja vu? Or am I becoming crazy? Or some of you aren’t capable of reading properly and remembering things??)

J’vais continuer à donner mon avis et faire des lectures que ça plaise ou non. Vous êtes pas les personnes que vous pensez être, et bien que je sais que ne je suis pas une héroïne non plus mdrrrrrr 😂 je veux juste m’assurer que je ne risque pas de problèmes à cause de mes guides

#franchement si c’est pour parler sans appuyer ce que vous dites sur moi : chut #always the cursed bts tarot tag and tarot readers 🤣

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sob-sister · 4 months

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Don't worry, I understand perfectly 😉

Thank you so much for the explanation, I understand everything better now 😁

When I created my Tumblr account, I noticed a few things, but I didn't give them much importance because I didn't understand them, and I was afraid to ask because everyone seemed to have been in the fandom for a long time, and maybe they wouldn't want to interact with someone who still didn't know/understand a lot of things. I like to watch and read so I can understand certain things like the dynamics of the fandom or even learn more about Jack and try to figure it all out for myself, but I'm sure I'll still come back with more questions 🤔

https://www.tumblr.com/sob-sister/740009503681118208/yes-thats-why-twitter-and-tumblr-got-into-it?source=share

Anon thanks to you too.

I definitely need to see more of Jack's interviews 🤭

The last few days have been crazy on Twitter/X. I saw a tweet from someone who's not a fan but said she was surprised that Jack hadn't posted anything about the success of Lovin On Me and I felt a bit sad because I'd really like to know how he feels about it. It doesn't make any sense but I feel nostalgic seeing the stuff he used to post 🥲

glad that i could give you more insight.

you are more than welcome to ask questions. i don't care how small or "stupid" you think they are. i will try my best to help you and if i can't help you, then we have an amazing, knowledgeable bunch of people on here who are informed on things i am not. i don't claim to know everything and i don't, but with group effort we can get you an answer. we will find a way. 😂

if anyone has any interview recommendations, please send them over and i will pass them on.

i don't know if he will say anything. as i said, he's not exactly on his phone much. if someone told me that at some point the swifties would be teaming up with us, to block ariana grande from getting #1, i would have thought they were tripping. sounds like a fever dream. are we winning, are we losing? i know miss grande put out like 14 different versions of her song, but that's about it. i don't really care about the charts personally, but any chart experts are more than welcome to share their insight.

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aceleeticklish · 2 years

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Salutations

Hi, you can call me Kai. I’m a gender fluid, biological female. I’m pan romantic asexual pronouns They/them she/her (don’t mind he/him either) Not new to the community, I am a lee! I’m not the best at talking to people so pls don’t be offended if I don’t answer dms! I’m a writer of tickle fics, maybe I could share some here🤔… unsure yet. I will keep this blog mainly sfw but could potentially interact or share nsfw and may post random thoughts etc for the heck of it.

pls feel free to interact with anything I repost/ post but be respectful or you will be blocked. Casual teases are acceptable but nothing crazy pls, I can rp with the right people. But you have to get to know me first.

Consent is key on both sides.

with messages, please be respectful and don’t come straight in to tickling and teasing get to know me! I’m slow at responding but will always try my best to do so! I could be up for rp if you’re respectful that I don’t want it all the time. I do not like feet/feet tickling etc due to my condition, please respect this or you will be blocked. Please be 19 or over and under 30 (happy to make exceptions if you’re a decent respectful person) if you do interact with me in any way or you will be blocked!

enjoy!

#Hello #ticklee #tickle content #tword #tword community

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holding-out-for-hea · 2 years

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Yeaaaaaaaaa, no. I’m expecting a block, I don’t care cuz this is bs. This is a Jensen anti who is using the prequel as an excuse to put out Jensen hate so it can be viewed as “justified”

…… cuz, you know, the prequel has given closet Jensen antis what they’ve been wanting for YEARS. The ability to completely trash Jensen while calling it “critiques,” and “standing up for their fave” from the evil, awful “abusive” Jensen. It’s horse crap. I know some just genuinely hate the idea of it, but those are just a select few.

This person, btw, originally claimed they saw the first three episodes of The Winchester’s and they couldn’t believe how horrible it was! Then, because of its awfulness, found a way to insult Jensen’s acting and his personal character. But wait!!! How did they see the first three episodes??? Alas, they were feverish and meant just the promos! That’s what they meant. Strange, then, how specific the “few episodes” comment was. And then also the “The first twenty minutes I was so bored” and waiting for something to happen comment. Huh… so did you hallucinate watching the episodes? Cuz if you think you watched something for 20 straight minutes you couldn’t possibly mistake that for randomly timed promos that are at most 2 minutes long. What could you have been waiting for to happen?

No. What actually happened is that you wanted to jump on the hate train and stupidly thought the show had already come out so you could PRETEND to have watched it just to throw out anti Jensen crap. Which, listen, if you hate Jensen then fine! I have no right to tell you who to be a fan of. Just don’t try to insult people’s intelligence by doing this shit and be honest that your an anti! I don’t understand how JA antis think they’re so sneaky and clever about the way they present themselves….. it’s pretty transparent guys.

This prequel bs is so much less about hating the premise and being so morally offended that canon could be given a different context, and WAY more about letting those actor stan colors fly- albeit totally justifiably and oh so different than those other actor stans who are way worse for doing the same things but for the wrong actor 🙄 Also, let’s be honest, if this prequel we’re instead a show about Sam raising his son NONE of these outraged fans would be hissing “SPN is about Sam and Dean!” “No Dean then no show!” You know who would be crowing about that? AA’s. And I wonder who would be telling them how immature they were being about a fucking tv show??? Hmmm 🤔

The prequel isn’t for me, but I’m not rooting for it to fail. It doesn’t affect me in ANY REAL LIFE HUMAN WAY and it doesn’t affect SPN. There are people attached to it whose jobs are dependent on it succeeding, so for them I hope it works out! I’ll NEVER root for something like a tv show to fail, if it means real world consequences for people. I’m not so petty. You don’t need to flood Jensen’s posts, or comment negatively to every prequel article. Even an entertainment writer commented on the bs!

Geeshhh what friggin craziness will we all see next? Tune in next week to “Fandom Fuckery- the Prequel Edition!”

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!

#anti jensen hate #anti actor stans #spn fandom wank #prequel wank #seriously guys #it doesn’t have to be this way

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kooktrash · 9 months

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i feel like last anon was being obtuse

at least for the USA there are two sets of 18/19yro

ones in highschool

ones in college/are living adult lives

reasons to believe that yandere highschool anon MAY BE a minor

anon is a 15-17 yro minor who wants to be aged up in fic to a 18yro/senior and wants Jungkook the same age

anon is a 15-17 yro minor and wants Jungkook to be older but not out of highschool hence the 18yro ages

anon is a 18 yro who wants Jungkook the same age and is still in highschool

Or on the off chance, this is an adult tryna re-live highschool through fic (which im putting my hands up and backing away cuz i dont know what to make of that)

the reason you have 18/19yro friends is because THEY ARE MOST LIKELY OUT OF HIGHSCHOOL AND ARE COLLEGE/FULLTIME WORK FORCE ADULTS

thats not hard to grasp... like come on

when i graduated HS in 2021, i was 19 (my bday is late - nov 2002). i felt like an adult when i entered college. i was not talking to other 18/19yros who were still in highschool cuz thats weird to me, even if we were the same age (excluding siblings/cousins). i dont know how other peoples highschools function but we rarely mingled with lower grades unless in extracurriculars but even then once you graduate you only really keep in contact with the friends you graduated with so...

but anyway, i was not reading online fics/published books set during highschool cuz that part of my life has passed.

and i even waited till i was in college to REALLY start reading smut fics. like i dabbled as a hardheaded minor but stopped cuz i realized that sex is not the end all be all of life. its only a minor aspect so i went back to being in a child's place (cartoons, barbies, and justice store). luckly i didn't need an adult to block and yell at me to leave them alone.

i say all this to say that highschool 18/19 is very much different than college/adult living 18/19, so people can very well tell highschool students to be off their page but still have 18/19 ADULT friends who go to COLLEGE or work a 9-5 and pay they bills.

but also highschool is boring and such a confining setting. you can't do much with it. even most books with highschoolers take majority of place outside school and dont even touch on highschool life.

the only one i can think of 13RW and we all know that could have taken place in college or military base/barracks or a futurist space academy on a actual space ship. hell that's probably why the book/show was so crazy cuz it had to be spiced up from regular ass highschool life.

im sorry this is long but yall not bout to make my good sis look bad/weird. like think critically for a second before asking.

ok no let’s talk about this 🤔

the anon felt the need to point out that I had a friend who is 18/19 like first of all who are you talking about bc if it’s who I THINK you’re talking about. she’s about to be 20 🤧 second, me choosing not to write characters 18/19 and below shouldn’t be a problem. I’m 21 YEARS OLD why would I want to write a character a couple years younger than me? even the idea of writing an 18 year old jk in high school with explico content is weird to me.

also, I graduated high school six months after my 17TH BIRTHDAY [oct. 29, 2001] and that was four years ago cause I graduated in 2019 , why would I want to write high school ANYTHING?

when I started college I was 17 and obviously had older friends too bc like you said that’s how adult life works. I have a coworker I’ve known since she was 17 and I didn’t even start hanging out with her till after she turned 18 bc what would I have in common with a high schooler?

anyways, the anons are running out of things to complain about so this time it was about me not wanting to write younger characters, just say you’re bitter or a minor and move on [and I’m not referring to the person who commented on my friend being 18/19 bc idk what their true intention was]

#anon asks

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waitingformyfavoritesongs · 1 year

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1:32 am pdt 28 Jan u ary 2023 Saturday 🪐

The neighbor is playing music 🎼 loud again it’s got a booming loud bass speaker 🔊 it’s providing very dramatic 🎭 background sound as if I were in a thriller movie 🎥 like Jurassic park. 1:36 am pdt I had very strong painful cramps when I woke up after midnight 🕛. More diarrhea. Mom gave me medicine from the hospital 🏥 but it feels a little painful to drink. I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️ if it’s the medicine or the incubus. 1:38 am pdt I drank it b4 midnight 🕛 b4 falling asleep 😴 I think 🤔 getting difficult 😞 2 remember. Need to write ✍️ it down next time. But I probably won’t take it again. 1:39 am pdt

tired. And hot flash. Exhaling hot 🥵 air. Nothing feels hot 🥵 on the surface. It might be inside closer to the lungs 🫁. 😞😖😭😫 ow my left ear 👂. Incubus wants me paranoid about the music. It’s more distant sounding this time than all the previous times. 1:42 am pdt maybe 🤔 the guy has a car 🚗 now and took it to his car 🚗???? 1:43 am pdt idk 🤷🏻‍♀️.

1:45 am pdt when I went to toilet 🚽 several minutes ago I saw 👀 something that looked like a vitamin I took b4 falling asleep 😴. 1:47 am pdt

1:47 am pdt I I saw 👀 in auto correct devil seven . Did not notice what was in the first square. Feels like he’s calling me those. 1:50 am pdt

29 Jan u ary 2023 Sunday ☀️ 12:12 pm pdt

HOT 🥵. My family doesn’t want me around. I have been too much trouble 4 them I guess all these years. From being too afraid 2 get a job when I was 16 years old and chatting online... and when I was 9 years old? I wasn’t understanding of my mom using my birthday 🎂 money from my grandparents to buy a microwave which I complained 2 my dad and it seemed 2 open a can of worms 🪱 I guess with my dad. I think 🤔 he might have used it as a reason 2 take my mom 2 court. I don’t know how that makes any sense to him 2 do that in retrospect. Maybe 🤔 my mom made more money 💰 than she let on and did not need 2 spend my birthday money 💰 (butt cheeks flesh PAIN 😖😭😖😭😤🥵😤🥵) I felt guilty about that for years. When my sister was in middle school 🏫 and I was in high school 🏫 my mom told her 2 ask me 4 money 💰 2 buy yearbooks. I think I took it from my own money 💰 I saved from dad. Usually dad gave equally to both of us? I think? So she could have easily bought it herself if she saved it. She went out with friends a lot and I usually stayed home 🏠. 12:21 pm pdt so she probably spent it then. From 2011- almost end of 2012 I didn’t go out often 4 fun. I had little time outside. 12:27 pm pdt my aunt is acting crazy to me for barricading the door 🚪 to make it more difficult for incubus to come in. She’s telling me I’m powerful and stubborn and telling me to pay the rent. I couldn’t breathe 🧘🏻‍♀️ since 2019 but everyone ignored me. I was crawling on the floor when I had difficulty breathing in 2019/2020. She’s behaving like this after I confided in her about Scott. Same thing happened when I confided in my cousin. They both turned against me. 12:31 pm pdt

12:34 pm pdt my friend double checked her messages to Jane page Herman. It looks like Jane didn’t feel comfortable answering any questions and blocked her. It looks like incubus tormented Jane, too. 12:35 pm pdt

12:41 pm pdt incubus tore down my bones 🦴 a lot. My body looks very unattractive and absurd. I once thought 💭 I was falling in love with a former classmate who found me on MySpace. We hung out with out becoming physically intimate. He allowed me to take photos of him for a class project on Halloween 🎃. We went out a few times to eat. There was a moment I was ridiculously? Happy. I question now if it was natural. But he is a really nice guy. He feels like a safe person. And sometimes I wonder 💭 if I had committed to him if I would be happy now. When I decided to stop 🛑 seeing him I felt love 💕 sick in bed 🛌. 12:48 pm pdt oh I felt pain and difficulty breathing my thoughts 💭 lost the train 🚂. I asked once both mom and sister if I should marry him when he was in his way to pick me up 🆙 to go out to eat. I don’t remember him saying if it was a date and I didn’t say it was a date, but after I asked that, he arrived wearing a tie. 12:51 pm pdt shamefully, I didn’t think I could commit bcz I wasn’t attracted to him the way he was, but it didn’t stop 🛑 me from hanging out with him. I like having platonic? Friendships with guys - nice, fun guys; and if I wasn’t very attracted to them it made it easier to hang out with them for clean fun bcz of my curses. I once played drums 🪘 with drummers and I got a good beat going and we played together. When I was 11 years old and got kicked out of a bedroom for the way I played with Barbie dolls (I took something I should not have) I was kindly told to play video games with the stepbrother, and I think that was probably more fun than the Barbie dolls, and I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️ if he was pretending to have fun with me, but he begged me to play video games more. 12:58 pm pdt my ex and I watched anime together in his bedroom a lot, bcz it was what he wanted to do 😅 and then 2015 I was hooked on inuyasha, and after the breakup I marathon watched sailor moon 🌙 he gave me while I waited out my bleeding 🩸 nose 👃 that easily broke open every day that summer. 1 pm I have a lot of cramps diarrhea pain ever since she unbarricaded that door and I haven’t rebarricaded it. 1:01 pm pdt the incubus makes me hotter 🥵 than I ever been in my life. I don’t think it’s necessary to make me this hot 🥵 I feel like I’m going to die from the heat. I’ve been living in hot apartments all my life. Rarely I use air conditioning yet my mom gave my sister money 💰 to buy an air conditioner but she won’t buy one for us. 1:03 pm pdt

1:04 pm pdt 1:07 pm pdt heart pain incubus has intentions to kill me. I noticed yesterday my right eye looks a little dark as if it’s been bruised. What it is though is he’s been scratching the inside, the white part. 1:10 pm pdt I think he’s giving me the run around and the ring of fire. It burns burns burns the ring of fire the ring of fire 🎶🎼🎵🎤 1:11 pm pdt

Bcz I was shy and probably bcz of chronic eczema and a lot of head trauma, it was difficult for me 2 interact with a lot of people. Usually i got a little more comfortable with specific types of people but I won’t say what types here. From ≈2010 I relied more and more on my mom. She didn’t like me relying on her. When we visited my sister in New York after she had the baby, my mom told me to go out by myself to find more food. And when we were out together sometimes she was stingy even though it was my money. At the airport I wanted more than 1 slice of pizza, but she wouldn’t ask 4 me for more than 1 slice. And then I let her have the chair at the table and then people ran to me to give me chairs. I typed this in (chest getting hot exhaling HOT air 1:19 pm pdt). I don’t know why everyone was being mean to me including incubus. 1:20 pm pdt my eczema (and probably my head trauma ) made living in my body feel like a torture chamber I could never escape. 1:21 pm pdt 1:22 pm pdt. I remember once we shared a large? Pizza with my cousin when she was 9 years old. She wanted 2 eat half of it by herself. I told her she had to share and that I wanted a slice of the other toppings and she could have a slice of the other topping combination. She didn’t want it bcz it was vegetarian? And claimed she got diarrhea from eating vegetables. I think bcz of this I suggested that her dad take her to dinner b4 bringing her to our place. After that happened she bragged she ate a whole big pizza by herself. It probably wasn’t long after this? That she punched me very strongly in the head and my performance capabilities started 2 decline at work. 1:27 pm pdt

1:30 pm pdt when I was about 4 years old I borrowed a girl’s (neighbor) Barbie doll clothing without asking. But always had the intentions of returning all the clothing and I did. She noticed probably but didn’t like it probably bcz I didn’t ask and stopped playing with me. 1:32 pm pdt

1:37 pm pdt I started watching sailor moon when I was in middle school grade 7. I try to learn how to use the vcr to record it so I don’t miss it. 1:38 pm pdt heart pains 1:39 pm pdt

1:40 pm pdt on the phone after we were home from our trip to New York I told my sis I lost a l lot of weight during our visitation there. She tells me maybe I wasn’t a walking enough b4, and when she’s telling this to me she sounds like she hates me. I probably wasn’t friendly enough to her during the trip but it was bcz probably mostly that I had a lot of shame and guilt about past stufff and was trying to distance myself from her to keep myself out of trouble, so I don’t accidentally do something or so people cannot blame me for future bad stuff. But b4 she got married? (Brain/skull pain 1:44) they visited us at my apartment and she’s extremely distant to me and avoids talking to me and being alone with me and I don’t know why. 1:46 pm pdt(she came for a friend’s dads funeral 1:51 pm pdt) incubus makes every one distant and mean to me? 1:46 pm pdt she had her kids after she got married. It’s ironic she told me I don’t walk enough, when I wore myself extremely thin that trip and did 3 seasons of running sports. Diarrhea cramps. 1:48 pm pdt

1:52 pm pdt I guess I’m too selfish and I suck. No one likes me. Incubus hates me. I feel it on the inside that I’m wicked and selfish. I feel I emit bad vibes like Elsa in frozen. mom’s best friend for Christmas 2002? I think she gave an Elsa photo frame with pink roses painted on. Rise rising risen rose 🌹🥀🏵 I’m probably going to lose my hips and pelvis bone now. Incubus is giving me a lot of diarrhea cramps painful for the past 2 hours that’s been going fast. 1:57 pm pdt

2:01 pm pdt one evening I stayed at work extra hours in the evening to get work done, and everyone else was going out for dinner. She decided to come into the office and meets my boss. She acts as if she’s disappointed that I’m not going out to dinner with them even though she seems 2 disrespect me and avoided me beforehand. 2:03 pm pdt there are times we talked on the phone and she would say she will talk to me more next time. Next time she’s on the phone she doesn’t seem to ask to talk to me. I don’t know if it’s my blunder. (Sometimes we have a nice time talking. I don’t remember if I was trying too hard like I usually do 2:08 pm pdt) 2:05 pm pdt there’s something I was. Going to type but cannot remember again. This happens all the time. 2:06 pm pdt I don’t think they are going to let me remember it this time. 2:06 pm pdt oh I remember now. 2:09 pm pdt about adnan. I think I didn’t learn until after my wrist was broken that my sister actually had a crush on him. I met adnan first I think bcz he was in my class. They combined 2nd and third grades into one class. He was 2nd grade and I was third. I remember he was in my group after I came back to school from having the chicken pox. 2:11 pm pdt they let me name our group when I returned. 2:12 pmpdt incubus is trying to trick me again. Too much is going on with my body to believe anything he promises is anything good for me. Bcz he keeps saying marriage, wedding, rings, but all I get is flamed until I feel like I’m dying. No thanks incubus, no false promises necessary 2:14 pm pdt my sister had said one thing to adnan that made him angry that I never said. And she innocently told me later that she was like “ I like playing with you, too” to adnan, and even though I no longer had a class with adnan after that year and completely forgot about him the following year, she blamed me that they couldn’t be together. I guess she didn’t care that he broke my wrist and likes someone who might become a future wife beater. 2:18 pm pdt she was able to see him while I was stuck inside with chickenpox. She gave him my drawing. I did make her promise though to not date anyone my age or older than me at that time. But we were too young to be dating? I don’t really remember keeping her from him, or him from her. She dated a guy 11 years older than her that she met days b4 turning 18 years old. She has a lot of power. My mom empowered her probably for along time. 2:22 pm pdt there were times she locked me out of the bedroom and my mom allowed it. When we moved to blossom hill I remember allowing her decorate the bedroom however she wanted to. She did sleep on the top bunk. Maybe she didn’t like that... it’s hard being in a weird divorced family. It’s weird bcz I think when we were kids we maybe used to argue about who would get the top bunk (2:57 pm pdt b4 we ever got a bunk bed ? Hypothetically? we talked in case we would get one?? 2:58 pm pdt) but I got the bottom bunk with the fold out futon. It actually wasn’t good for my back it was all bumpy. 2:27 pm pdt but I used that bed for many years. From 2000? To end of 2014? No it was ≈ 2012/2013. I think I easily forgot about that. 2:29 pm pdt my sister almost caught up to me in height when she was 6th grade. 2:30 pm pdt I gave my nice twin mattress to my friend. 2:31 pm pdt

3:02 pm pdt still cannot breathe. Coughed. Pain skull right front bone skull😖😭😖😭 I never punched anyone that I can recall but god incubus likes to get me punched in the head and ram my head into dense hard objects that are stainless steel? And dense wood? And it makes me pass out or almost pass out, and for years I feel like putting my head on people’s shoulders. I remember when my parents were still together once, when I’m probably 6 years old, my sister says she’s done with eating dinner and she said it sweetly. Yet she didn’t eat vegetables. I don’t want to eat vegetables either. She then says she wants ice cream and my dad gives it to her. I say I want ice cream, too, but he tells me to eat the vegetables. 3:08 pm pdt I screamed for the ice cream. 3:08 pm pdt

3:11 pm pdt I remember finding drawings my sister did that illustrated our mom was dying of debt. I’m trying to recall if I added to that grief. Shortly after those drawings she transferred to New York to go to an expensive art college on loans, and maybe a partial scholarship? I don’t recall it covering everything bcz I remember the loan payments were complained about and I think I remember a big number for the loans. I would have stayed at the coummunity college longer to figure out what I wanted to do but the grants were coming to an end. I did federal work study and was still very shy. When I applied to transfer to a 4 year I remember one of the teachers thought I would not be accepted at one of the colleges. Maybe bcz it’s really hard to get in, but I don’t recall. For some reason I felt probably a little pain? From the comment? Maybe he didn’t mean it that way. Maybe he didn’t intend for it to hurt. 3:20 pm pdt

============= going back to thinking about the twin who I felt unwelcomed by, I dont know if (heart pain) he intended to make me feel that way, or if he has an anxiety introversion problem. 3:22 pm pdt

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maybe the incubus did not like that I ate a lot of cookies or pizza when I was in middle school and high school. But my sister caught up to me and surpassed me in height anyway. I thought I remember not eating much 4 breakfast and lunch for years and so I sometimes was a little greedy around cookies and pizza. I don’t know if it was pure greed at this point bcz it was long time ago or if it was an addiction problem. There were a few times I didn’t pay someone in middle school back 4 ice cream. She was smaller than me and I don’t know what her financial situation was back then. In 8th grade ? I tried to help her on a drawing. She won the school’s mascot drawing competition and she took oil painting classes for her 8th grade project. I remember I made a lot of social mistakes. A lot of bad choices like that that probably made people not like me. 3:30 pm pdt in 2010 I thought about sending her a gift card but procrastinated on it. 3:31 pm pdt I remember I earned a lot of credit card rewards but it 99% expired b4 I thought about redeeming on one card. 3:33 pm pdt I still don’t know if I deserved all those head traumas though. In second grade I shared colored pencils and markers with the whole class. I don’t know if that’s who I really am. And even though I was jealous Of my sister I don’t really recall being very mean to her. We played Barbie dolls and video games and watched cartoons together? And we had to be well behaved while our mom slept b4 her work at the grocery store. I wasn’t perfect but I didn’t kill my sister. And I don’t remember hurting her? We shared a bedroom for @ least 18 years and she seemed to be idk maybe thriving? 3:39 pm pdt 3:41 pm pdt

9:42 pm pdt woke up to very bad acid burning feeling pain cramps in pelvis area. I don’t think me hitting her with a very thin Barbie cardboard box counts especially since she started crying b4 the box made impact. The box was about a foot above her head when she started crying. 9:45 pm pdt I am as probably still 8 years old. Wrote about it in an earlier post. 9:45 pm pdt

the incubus gas lights a lot = faking out. If you’re a real avid maroon 5/Adam Levine fan you will know what I’m talking about and why I say this. 9:47 pm pdt I’m so afraid of him wiping the memories of everyone of the things he’s lying of now. He already covered up his dove tattoo (9:48 urge toilet) which I read he got 6 days after 9/11/2001 bcz he was in New York when it happened. He was supposed to be going to classes in five towns college. I think he enrolled bcz it would be easy for him to earn credits. Why? Idk. 9:50 pm pdt

10:10 pm pdt I watched an interview that he took a cross country trip to get to Long Island New York. It might be true but I think he’s omitted something very important that I read probably 5+ years ago that he went with Jane Herman originally to New York because she was going to go to school there. Whether the oberlin stop over was true or not, prior to that I believe he probably went with her and chose to omit it? 10:13 pm pdt my friend tried asking questions to re-confirm what we read 5* years ago bcz we didn’t save the article and cannot find it anymore. If Jane page Herman is reading this, please know it appears you blocked my friend and left her questions unanswered. 10:16 pm pdt

10:24 pm pdt (pain right thigh bone? Flesh? 😖😭🥵😤🥵😤 near joint. Bleeding 🩸) 10:26 pm pdt on Friendster Brendan had girl friends I think I remember a Carly, collette, and a petite red head Katie who I think he wrote to saying she had moved like mj (probably Michael Jordan?) I think 🤔 I remember Carly put Brendan is a PIMP. Collete seemed to have a past affection (affectionate 11:08 pm pdt ) relationship? With him but they are still friends? Katie looks like she’s unrequited love 💕. 10:29 pm pdt a pimp, huh 🤔? 10:30 pm pdt on spokeo it showed that he lived at least once with a heather. And there might have been a Ryan?? I am trying to recall heather’s astrological sign 🪧. 10:32 pm pdt

11:08 pm pdt when I was 8/9 years old I thought 💭 I got diarrhea from Raisin Bran cereal 🥣 after I tried it again at my dad’s. It took a few days for me to think 🤔 this, but I also observed my dad ate the same cereal 🥣 straight out of the box 📦 with his hands 🙌 in the box 📦 but I didn’t make that connection until years later I think 🤔 about the hands 🙌 to the foods. And now it (brain stabbing pain 😖😭😤🥵😤🥵) it doesn’t matter anymore. 11:13 pm pdt

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firsttarotreader · 1 year

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Hello 🙂 since you started to do readings about P and seeing the empress, how many fans have reached you asking if she was a fan? I got a feeling that after that time you and 2 other people posted about the empress in the lsa forum there was at least a few fans hoping they were the empress 🤔 and I'm not saying that with the intention to mock anyone, I just think that if that is the case (some fans thinking they are the empress) it only shows how some of P's fans are literally possessive of him to the point of not being able to even imagine him dating another woman that it's not them. Like, any possibility of him with a woman is 'deleted' by them because they think they are the "choosen one" 🤷🏻‍♀️

Hey! Yeah, I actually got a few people asking if they could be the Empress person themselves but I don’t recall people asking if she could be a fan, or at least I had never done a reading about it specifically. I of course would never mock anyone thinking they could be the Empress because we never know, life is crazy and anything can happen, but it’s a matter of being reasonable and understanding that the chances are slim. So why not just find someone in your real life that will be a LOT easier and who can give you what you need (and want)? 🤷‍♀️

As for the possessiveness, if that is a way they have to block any possibility of him and another (or a) woman, it’s not the only one. Just try to say he seemed to be flirting with a chick somewhere or say he was looking at some boobs… 🤣🤣🤣🤣

#the empress

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leejihoonownsmyheart · 6 months

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pls not the police showing up to the party😭 at least youre safe 😭😭

'#not to be crazy but i could block them 🤔' lowk considering giving u her user bc my asks are getting crazier im litearlly talking about my kinks and this is an online friend i talk to daily like pls this is crazy and yes ik im checking her acct sm but from what ik she hasnt reblogged any of your posts so im safe for now😭

I HAVE TO MAKE THIS CLEAR!! i didnt agree w the barking and collar thing but i agreed w the getting on my knees so i dont think thats kinky!!!!!!

`Maybe she’s agreeing with you becaUSE she’s submissive… the sub in her wants to be obedient to you maybe 🤔 (JOKING!!!)` NO BECAUSE SHE MADE SOME CRAZY JOKES she was like 'should i send this to my crush (this guy in her class) and tell him ill do wtv u want babe' and my jaw actually dropped😭 pls but she be saying the most crazy things to me callin me sugar mama like last night i asked her if she darumdarimdaed today and she said just for you AND THATS NOT EVEN THE WORST THING SHES EVER SAID

`#b: 🤤 anon who is definitely kinky` i find this lowk offensive bc im not kinky i wont accept it

okay but im considering making a new acct n js making the screen name '🤤 anon' so that its easier to reply to you😭 like lowk it would be better if i comment on the asks you reply to instead of sending asks like these replying to your reply LMAO😭😭

anyways ill stop w this ask its getting too long😭 i should really get my assignments done so have a good day love🫶🏽

-🤤 anon IM NOT KINKY IM NOT KINKY IM NOT KINKY

VERY SAFE IT WAS FUNNY

AND IM SERIOUS IF YOU EVER DECIDE YOU WANT ME TO I WILL THEY WILL NOT MISS MY BLOG I GUARANTEE IT WILL BE WORTH IT

Your irl friend is kinda real….. SHE SHOULD DO IT that’s how to seduce a man for real 🤪 FRIENDS WHO JOKE ABOUT THAT KIND OF STUFF ARE THE BEST THOUGH?? KEEP HER???

IF YOU DID THAT WOULD BE COOL TOO HAHA IT WOULD BE VERY EASY TO COMMENT RATHER THAN THE LONG ASKS 😭 AND NOW I CAN REPLY WITH THIS BLOG INSTEAD OF MY STUPID MAIN

I LOVED THE LONG ASK AS ALWAYS I HOPE YOUR ASSIGNMENTS WENT WELL

#I MISSSEDDD YOUYUY #b: 🤤 anon

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mtnkat3 · 1 year

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Well.

& another one bites the dust!!!!!*🎶

🤔🤨🧐😯😳😖😝🙃😕

Ya know what people..

I do not think my blog is explicit.

But tumblr labeled me because I did nsfw to keep people from being ew at work!

Then there's the fact that I don't interact often with those under 25 years of age. Except in retail environs.

Therefore to keep children safe, because I do not agree that anyone under the age of 21 is able to be cognizant of the responsibilities of adulthood.

["You live under my roof, you abide my rules" until such time you move out. Some, that's 18yo & I get that. I commend those people that have succeeded in life after such a push from the nest. Most women in the classical southern upbringing aren't going to experience such. No one in my family did. Maybe it would've helped me. But alas, the military was not God's Plan for me.]

I will assist parents the best way I know how.

Maybe that's what tumblr should do.

《Oh & btw @support 》

Instead of screwing up my header & avatar. And now going further & adding "mature" as well as that stupid "to view blog "/explicit label.

How about this...

If the blog owner is over the age of 21 years old then it be labeled as mature.

No matter what the blogs content is.**

And anyone who comes onto tumblr has to give full birthdate now.

So.

Block those under 21yo from any blog over said age.

That way you aren't flagging blog posts, & entire blogs, left & right over stupid crap.

That way it is based on a persons age.

Once that legality is taken care of if someone doesn't want to see blank, bot, porn... or any of the myriad of other things.....

THEY CAN KEEP SCROLLING OR UNFOLLOW ALTOGETHER.

But blogs that I would like to see, based on their reblogged posts, are unavailable to me because of this stupid labeling that is now obsolete.

That way it has nothing to do with individual blog content. But rather a simple age system for the entire site. It's not destroying something that people worked years to create.

It should theoretically lessen your workload exponentially.

Oh & All the bots that have followed me lately that there's nothing there but stolen header images & saying top,%s, & other bs.

I AM TIRED OF ALMOST ONCE AN HOUR HAVING TO REPORT & BLOCK THAT CRAP.

So instead of allowing that, & putting "labels" on blogs & images that should be for mature adults anyways.

How about you fix that

!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!

How about you revamp it that as I suggested above.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

=age.

=Mature vs under 21yo.

I think your jobs as support staff would go a lot smoother in your knox center if you did that.

It would cover you legally.

& give people back their header/avatars.

Might even stop needing to destroy people blogs.

It's free speech & all the constitutional rights stuff ya know.

Age.

It'd be wonderful if you would lessen the infomercials too!!!

Or perhaps create a tab for them...

🧐🤔🤨🙃🤓👩‍🏫

I lost ~250+/- followers because I got tired of following the crowd & reblogging the same thing everyone else was doing. So I started talking about my life. Hoping that my struggles to escape domestic abuse, as well as my life's journey, my faith, might inspire someone. Or at least show people they are not alone.

Anyways.

Stepping off my soapbox now.

Be creative thinkers, not mindless automaton drones sheep.

The more music, movies, tv shows I see being recycled or/or altered to fit a particular mindset the more I wonder about this world.

Why I watch shows like 'Bones' & 'Mysteries of the unknown' more than any other type of programming.

I am tired of social engineering.

But if tumblr wants to simplify things & clean up an old programmer code mess...

Changing it to blog owner age across the board would simplify things like crazy.

I think I could do it in one line of code. [Been a long time, I admit that. But that's the household I live in.]

**[Perhaps a filter for NSFW vs home design vs political, etc. Type of things would appease that need to put nudity under wraps. Maybe... under settings...🤓🤔 ]

Ok. I got stuff to do. Groceries to put away.

~Tijgeress kat Phoenix.

*[Btw... I love the "gathering at Christmas time at the table" image. But not being able to like another image set me off. Sheepish blushin grin.]

Th.12.22.2022 5.29pm est.

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tobe-sogolden · 2 years

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Not to keep beating a dead horse with the mean girls clique, but I just have to add one thing. I followed most of them for years and for the most part, enjoyed their content. They are good writers and posted some funny stuff but they definitely always had an air about them all that they thought they were better than everyone and they were “better fans” because they would shit on Harry and call him “just some guy”

Fast forward to January 4, 2021 and their blogs went into full meltdown mode. They started hating on Olivia and then in turn, saying they were just “so annoyed” by Harry and his behavior 🤔 and I was like “wait, what behavior??” Because he had done nothing differently except get a girlfriend (who they didn’t like for many of their made up reasons). I mean they had all celebrated when he was announced for DWD and had loved when Olivia stuck up for Harry in Vogue. Now a month later - complete 180°….like it could not be more transparent over what their real issues are. It ruins the made up version of Harry in their minds where they will meet him and he will fall in love with them and/or fuck them.

Anyways where it all fell apart for me was when I noticed their blogs were getting liked, reblogged and commented on by the absolute worst of the worst PR Harry blogs. The ones like Harold-sunflowers and stunttalk who are literally QAnon level blogs at this point with their delusions over the whole relationship being for PR and spreading bold face lies about both Harry and Olivia. The fact that these girls interact so openly with the absolute dregs of tumblr was the tipping point for me in unfollowing all of them (and eventually blocking them because I was still seeing their content) They have let their hatred for Harrys girlfriend rot their brain just like Larries and PR harries and it’s mind boggling to me. I have taken some pleasure in the fact that they have seemed miserable in this past year and that they still have to make stuff up about him in order to justify their hatred for Olivia (hence why they completely made up and spread the rumor that the whole album was done in Oct 2020 and it’s now taken as fact by many people in the fandom 🥴) While the rest of us can just enjoy the wonderful Harry content and see how happy and content he is! It’s much more fun on this side!

I had a very similar experience but I unfollowed and/or blocked a lot of them right away the week of January 4 bc it was so unbelievable to me how these people who seemed so sensible were all of a sudden talking CRAZY and literally just like foaming at the mouth rambling about his character and wishing bad things on him and I was genuinely just like in disbelief. And I obviously knew exactly what had changed bc it was such an immediate switch-up and I was not about that 😅

#ask #i luckily dont even know either of the two pr blogs you mentioned lol #ik there are a bunch out there but i would and could never visit them #y'all know how i feel about misinformation lmao i would probably have a stroke #i try to avoid them at all costs so i can stay 🧘🏾‍♀️

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scrollypoly · 3 years

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C.., could I request obs nsfw alphabet if your willing to? 👉👈

Observer? Hmm, I am willing but I've never particularly thought about him before 🤔 This should be interesting~

Gonna give a general CW for stalking and dub con stuff just in case

MINORS/AGELESS BLOGS - DO NOT INTERACT, you will be blocked

Observer's NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Not the best but not the worst. Will make sure you aren't too banged up and patch up any wounds. You'll probably have to drag his ass into a shower though 😒

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Your ass. No joke, he will bite it and spank it all he wants. As for him, he likes his hands and his arms. He's not too beefy, but he's strong enough to hold you up against him or the wall, and that makes him feel strong and sexy

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Please let him cum on you, anywhere on you, it drives him crazy to see you with your mouth lolled open as he paints your face and tits with his orgasm 🥴

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Honestly his dirty secret is probably that he is a bit of a sex fiend 🤭 He puts up this very controlled and quiet front, but if you push his buttons its like unleashing a monster.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Decently experienced, though to be fair he's watched more porn than actually fucked people. So, you might have to tell him how to do it a bit jhfjsdhf 🤭😒

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Doggy style, or him pinning you against the wall in any way. Or any way he can film you for a good view~

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Is there a sinister kind of goofy? Cuz if there is, he's that. It's more a making fun of you kind of goofy 😏

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Keeps himself put together, so nicely trimmed and maybe shaved to be contained

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Not super intimate. It's more fun to take you by surprise and take what he wants. He'll have a fuck buddy before a realtionship

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Jacks off quite a bit. He doesn't just do it to cum tho, he likes to tease himself and take his time, maybe even edge himself. Also likes to call you when he does to fluster you 😳🙈

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Literally if you do not see this man as a voyeur, that is your fault and you are wrong. He probably has a stash of footage of the two of you, or just stuff he got while stalking you. Also has a thing for knives, but fr who doesn't here

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere. Seriously you think any of these nasty men care about where they'd rail you?? You have more faith in them than I do, that's for sure. This fuck will be just as happy to rail you in a tiny ass uncomfy closet as he would in your bed

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Making you flustered or uncomfy njshrf. If he has an opportunity to make you squirm and go red he will take it and abuse it~ 🤗

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Do not tie him up he will get so mad and try to kill you, I'm not kidding. Also do not take a knife to him 😬

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He really wants to fuck your face 🥺 he really wants to see your eyes water and hear you gag and struggle around him as he makes a mess of your mouth, wants to feel your nails dig into his hips before sliding down between your legs because you're so wet from how he uses you 😩💦

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough, will slow down to tease and hear you beg though 😏

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Loves quickies, will gladly pull you on his lap to fuck you fast and hard and stuff you full of cum and then just casually will go back to editing.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Totally down. Especially if it makes you squirm. Prepare to be dragged into risks as well.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

A bit higher than average, curse his human body limit. He wants to fuck you for hours, but cuz of how hard he goes he has to take a small break 🤭

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Yes but to be fair, he probably snatched them from other people. Collecting. Don't be surprised if something goes missing from your toy box 😳🤫

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

A huge tease, loves to tease you until you can barely take it and then just drop it and go. He thinks its funny how much it distresses you 😋

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Not super loud, but not quiet. Loves to dirty talk right in your ear and groan lowly for you

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Idk how clear I've made this so far, but this boy is not nice sdjksdjsk. He's a big sadist and loves to degrade and be mean to you. He probably met you through unsavory means as well. But if he really likes you and trusts you, he softens up and gets much sweeter. It's rare though, but not impossible 🥺💕

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Between 6.5 and 7 inches, a little skinny but gets thicker near the middle.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

A decently high sex drive, its so hard not to rate these on a scale of one to 5. I would rank him a 3.5

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Does not lol, he's gonna sit there and stare at you like a creep and snap a couple of pictures for good measure, before ducking out of the room and moving on ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#observer smut #tribe twelve smut #slenderverse smut #creepypasta smut #my wriitng #my posts #nsft #kinktober

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personasintro · 2 years

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jungkook really is too nice to yn 😭 if it were me gaming and someone came in and blocked my whole screen/told me to get off when i just started i would get soooo mad and probably kick them out of the room lmaoooo. he definitely has a soft spot for her 🥺💜

but i loved seeing gamer jk 🤭 it was rlly hot ngl. have you seen actual jungkook's overwatch clips? he is sooo skilled it's crazy, i could never. i imagine mh!jk is just as skilled 😂 it would be cute to see yn battle against him or just play with him or something haha. or turn it into a competition like whoever loses removes a piece of clothing each round 😳 just kidding 🤣 the office scene just made my gamer heart do cartwheels 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

as always thanks for another wonderful chapter mimi, i'll be looking forward to the next 😊💖💜

Hahaha he really had patience with her!

I think I saw just one clip🤔 thank you so much!♡

#ask #ask: mutual help

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i-may-be · 2 years

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Hey! May I please get a romantic + platonic matchup with MHA and Haikyuu please? ☺

Intro: Ok so I've been having an identity crisis and I have no idea whether I'm an ISFP 8w7 or ENFP 7w8. But other than that I'm a bisexual girl who uses any pronouns, mostly she/they. I'm a Virgo, although I don't think I act like one and I think It's probably because I'm an Aries Rising and Pisces Moon 👀.

Personality: I'm low-key 2 different people 🤏🏾 bcs at school, a lot of people including my teachers think I'm innocent bcs I have an innocent looking face but when I start talking they notice that they're completely wrong 💀 I once told my teacher about how some astronauts got herpes in Space and explained to her how dirty my mind was after she asked me why I was dirty-minded 🏃🏾‍♀️ but other then being described as weird and dirty-minded, my classmates and teachers would also describe me as kind, quiet(maybe), chill, smart, athletic and overall a nice person to be around. Crazy thing but surprisingly this year, I've been getting a lot of attention from guys. Like tell me why I had some dude trying to get my attention on the first day of school 🤨 and a few months after that, some dude I knew told me he had a crush on me since MIDDLE SCHOOL! But I rejected him bcs number uno ☝🏾 I didn't like him back and numéro deux(I speak french as a second language 😈)✌🏾 He did some weird shit that made me block him BUT LITERALLY A DAY AFTER THAT some guy's friend pointed at me and went "Hey look! It's your girlfriend". AND I MADE EYE CONTACT WITH HIM AND 2 OTHER PEOPLE. And then a like a week before Winter Break another guy that I knew started being extra friendly and nervous around me and I'm pretty sure he has a crush on me now but who can blame him? I'm hot asf 😌🤸🏾‍♀️ Oh yeah! And there's also this one dude in my Math class that I make eye contact with all the time and he's kinda cute low-key BUT ANYWAYS, at home I would be described as a troublemaker, rebellious and selfish 😄 That definitely doesn't hurt my feelings hahaha(definitely moving out when I'm 18). I mean for real tho the only part that hurts my feeling is the selfish part bcs apparently I only care about myself. Sometimes I actually wonder if I am 🤔 I don't mind being called a troublemaker or rebellious tho bcs it makes me feel cool 💪🏾😩 and I'm honestly just sharing my own opinions and telling my parents that I disagree w/them so...but y'know other than all that my parents and sister included would describe me as loud, easily-angered(No one can ever watch movies w/me bcs if a character does something to piss me off, I will cuss them out), argumentative(being told to shut up is nothing new to me plus I also go off on my sister for fun but it's only bcs she did it first), funny(I think I'm funny bcs I make jokes and I laugh at them 😌), energetic, strong(I break absolutely EVERYTHING), competitive(Sometimes my sister hates playing games w/me bcs I get SO mad when she wins, I broke her chair once 🤭), dumb(I believed Mr. Bean was dead for years!), stubborn and talkative although I have a stutter.

Presentation: My fashion sense ranges from like Bimbo Y2k outfits to Male Streetwear fashion and in the middle there's some Cyber Y2k, Cyber goth, Gyaru, Scene, Hippie and Fairy stuff. And Sadly, I do not have most of these types of clothes but my friends and teachers constantly say that I have a good sense of fashion and love it when I match my mask with my outfit. I think a lot of people's first impressions of me are that I'm kind, outgoing and possibly chill especially bcs my voice gets really high when I'm talking to people for the first time(my sister hates it when I do this). Ooo I'm also really into piercings, tattoos, kawaii nails and GOLD JEWELRY(like hoops and rings) 😍🤤 Let's hope I get all those things for my birthday. OMG I forgot to add that although I may wear really "girly" outfits from time to time, my mannerisms are always the same. I could be wearing a sailor moon shirt, flared jeans with my hair up in pigtails but I'll sit on my chair like a dude 💀 According to my friends, I'm pretty masculine and according to my mom I was like a "boy" when I was younger bcs of how energetic and rough I was and still am 👀 I do have a very feminine walk tho, y'know with the hips swaying side to side.

How I am when I'm comfortable: I swear everyone thinks I'm crazy! I like bounce off walls and shit and I scream all the time! One of my friends literally said that the reason why I like f¡ckboy Eren so much is bcs I act just like him 😭 she literally said I would be the type of person to go up to someone and say "Hey mamas *lip bite emoji* and rub my hands together. There was also this other time when I was with a group of friends and one of them said that the nicest person has a 12 inch d¡ck and so I said that mine was obviously a 12 and y'know what they told me? 😢 They said I had a 7 incher I- apparently I am kinda mean 😔 low-key don't disagree tho🚶🏾‍♀️

Hobbies, Interests, Likes and Dislikes: I'd say that my favourite pass time activities would be dancing and reading xblack¡reader fanfics. I've been told multiple times that I have natural talent for danicng and have had multiple people ask me if I've ever been to dance lessons but I actually never have, I also do alot dances for school so it's mostly what people know me for💃🏾 I LOVE reading xblack¡reader fanfics because I've seen a lot of fics say "y/n blushed" or "... touched y/n's hair" and I'm literally sitting there like 😐 plus it's fun being able to actually relate to y/n while reading. I also love animals(I have 5 adorable rats), video games(My sister and I play Lego: Jurassic World(I know very random), Gang Beasts, Mortal Kombat, Stick fight: The game, Danganronpa, Night in the woods, etc.), watching anime (Especially sad ones cause I love crying) Hello Kitty motorcycles(I WANT ONE SO BAD) true crime(Although it literally keeps me up at night), horror movies (Because I love getting jumpscared), going for walks(They're never for long tho cause everybody I walk with gets too tired 😢), reading my Warrior Cats books(I never expected a book about wild cats to make me cry so hard but at the same time, I cry about everything 👀) and PROCRASTINATE cause I hate homework 😤 One thing I absolutely HATE is 9-5 jobs(my mom called me dumb for saying that 😭) bcs I feel like it's honestly a waste to spend most of my time to go to school for years and then work some job until I'm 69 😏 with weak knees and RETIRE‼️I need something that constantly keeps my interest and most things can't do that. I just wanna live my life to the fullest by doing everything I want without being controlled because I hate being told what to do 😭 OH YEAH! I'm also a part of my school's volleyball team! How could I forget that? 💀🤭

My type: My type is definitely someone who can match my energy and do chaotic shit w/me. I only live life once so why not do crazy shit w/the person I love? 🤷🏾‍♀️ I've never been in a relationship with anyone either but I know my worth and if somebody like me, they gotta show me 😝

My appearance cause why not: Appearance: Ok so, first of all I'm 𝗛𝗢𝗧 asf‼️🤪(you already know that 😩) But seriously I'm a brownskinned black girl around 5'6(I kinda wish I was taller so I could intimidate men with my height 😈) I'm fit although I don't excercise much (my friends are always talking about the fact I have slightly defined abs)🧍🏾‍♀️I have tiny ears which everyone seems to notice(I got them from my dad). I typically always wear gold hoop earrings! I also have 2 dimples, a tooth gap that I really love! ☺ and dark auburn dyed microlocs and eyebrows. Oh yeah! and I have faint smile lines(and a faint scar in that area) because I smile and laugh a lot, most of the time my family will assume that I'm lying although I'm not because I'm smiling 💀 I'd also like to mention that I smile and laugh while feeling any emotion except for sadness. It's honestly a problem but a fun problem hehe

Anyways I'm done! I'M SO SORRY FOR GIVING YOU MY WHOLE LIFE STORY 😭😭 Also thanks in advance! 💗💗

hello! thank you for choosing this blog for your matchup <3

HAIKYUU

PLATONIC MATCHUP: Kageyama Tobio

HOW YOU MET

You both got stuck on an elevator together. It was crazy.

Now you were both lucky that the elevator emergency button was working but you were both still stuck in there for a while.

You were kind of forced to talk to eachother cause could you just standing/sitting awkwardly with a stranger when it could take hours for you guys to get out??

Anyway, it did take hours so you were both kind of stuck, got to know each other a bit though and it was chill.

Very much an oddly comforting meeting, bc being alone in that situation would be horrifying let's be honest.

RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

When you mentioned that you believed Mr.Bean was dead for years(who told you that bs btw???) I was reminded on Mr Tobio. Anyway yall being idiots together?? True, real, consistent.

I'm not sure why... but I think his love language for friends is remembering their favourite things... Like you could tell him who your favourite paw patrol character was and he'd mention it like 3 years later without fail.

Imagining you guys talking in the bg and you're on about some dirty minded shit(like the astronauts+herpes) and you can just see Tobio's face get progressively more and more horrified. He is terrified of you I think, he just doesn't admit it.

Yk your rats??? Yeah Kageyama has no clue how to hold them. You could tell him about a million times and he would still have them at like arms length sat on his flat hands.

HANGING OUT

I feel like he would accidentally contribute to your trouble making and get introuble too. Like he would see you doing smth and he'd be like "what no don't do that" and then help you while trying to stop you(does that make sense??).

Volleyball practice moment. No clue what position you play but it doesn't matter bc you have enough dramam with the way it looks like this man is tryna kill you with how aggressive he is. Chaos erupts if you try to do it back, it's fun to watch.

Play Gangbeasts with him I am begging you. You'll hear him aggressively slamming tryna win through brute force and then he's like the first to fall off, it's funny. I also feel like he plays lego games??? deadass save him cause he has lego:indiana jones, the star wars one, the marvel ones. He's going crazy stop him.

I'm not sure why but I feel like he would be able to sit you down and tell you about the Warrior Cats lore??? Like he will tell you everything in depth it's kind of worrying.

ROMANTIC MATCHUP: Nishinoya Yu

HOW YOU MET

Tournament meet cute! When walking with Kiyoko, who was speaking to other managers, you both met!

You were waiting with your manager bc hey, you're not allowed to go alone and everything is safer with a buddy right???

When I tell you this man was so bored. He decided to start up a conversation with you.

You both actually had a fun conversation. Your manager was kind of confused for a while and Kiyoko was like "hmmm" for a moment.

You both parted ways, but met again at another tournament and where like "woah!!! i know this person!!!"

RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

I'm imagining him finding it hilarious that so many people have a crush on you. Not bc they're wrong, you're fucking awesome, but bc it's wild that some dude who's like 5'3 bet them to it.

Mf is so affectionate, you are SMOOTHERED with love all of the time and that is a threat. I feel like he tends to give words of affirmation and physical affection the most, but he will do literally anything for you, like if you told him to murder a guy he'd be like "ok cool, what do you know about their schedule??"

Deadass so patient with you when you stutter??? Idk if you're self concious about your stutter(I get one sometimes when I don't control how I speak very well), but this man deadass doesn't notice, and if he does he doesn't comment on it. He's just excited to hear what you have to say!!!

I think he could steal some of your jewlery. Idk why but he just thinks you have good jewlery and he's like "yooo, can I take this???" and he doesnt wait he just snatches it up and puts it one(unless your wearing it, that would be a lil aggressive).

HANGING OUT

He has a lot of nervous energy so doing active things or anything he can release energy with is common. A walk? He's out there in shorts and a tshirt in winter. Video games??? He's jumping in his seat like a 10 y/o playing roblox. I think you get me.

Very much fast paced conversations. I think neither of you have spectacular attention spans and get bored of things easily, so you two jumping between games, shows, and conversation topics together is fair and common. You both keep up well.

I feel like he has a horrible rhythm... but still dances with you. It's painful to watch, please teach him. If you do it'll be like that one arc in mha with the festival, and aoyama has shit dancing skills until Mina is like "umh actually" and helps him.

Hanging out with groups of people but you're both ignoring the main conversation and branching off into your own. Sometimes people talk about really boring things, not you two though. Elite people things ig.

MY HERO ACADEMIA

PLATONIC MATCHUP: Momo Yaorozu

HOW YOU MET

School moment. Anyway you were both in the same friendgroup at school (middle school I think??? idk foreign school systems are confusing).

Moving on, you both just happened to talk to each other more than either of you spoke to other people in the friendgroup, it was chill,

Kind of ended up choosing to be partners when you were both able to choose who you went with in group projects, choosing seats, etc

I feel like when Yaomomo really enjoys your company there is no escaping her /j.

But yes she found you cool when you both first met and she was like "that one, that one is a friend :]"

RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

Oh my gosh you're dumb/smart duo. Not that your dumb but compared to Yaomomo :((( you're done I'm sorry. You both just have very different areas of expertise, like how would she know that those astronauts got herpes??? Not her, but you would.

SHE'S SO COMFORTABLE WITH YOU AND IT'S SO SWEET????? Like she seems so uptight with her class but with you she can just go crazy and tell you about how they make tanks or something idk.

She is also has 2 personalities for school+friends. You guys being different at school and outside of school as you both slowly get more comfortable with each other is so cute :]

Compliments you sm!! She thinks your gorgeous and you are going to know it >:T Will fight anyone who insults you and they will lose. She adores your style and vibe!!! Hypes you up sm.

HANGING OUT

I feel like she likes to play story games while you're both hanging out or you're in call with her. She's over here losing her shit over how cool Night in the Woods is and how cool it is to play and you just have to sit there, she will listen to what you have to say but she will fight you if you talk shit :[

True Crime besties!! Definitely with you looking into some murderer's case. Probably has strong opinions about people who romanticise murderers. Very much hates going outside after looking into true crime, she gets scared.

Horror movies!! She's very much someone who likes to feel scared and then find sense in the fear she feels. Subscribes to the "horror can be feminist theory". Film analyser sm you will be so confused and we all will it's ok.

You teaching her to play the littlest bit of volleyball :] She is so so very grateful. She likes to do it as a form of excercise after you teach her a little. I highly doubt irl volleyball is anything like hq volleyball in the sense that they thinking of huge psychological tricks to use on their opponents at like 16 but yaomomo is going to do that and it'll be wild.

ROMANTIC MATCHUP: Mei Hatsume

HOW YOU MET

You were probably roped into some crazy fucking scenario with her experiments so it was wild.

Like her little machine thing-y was small and you tripped over it, it would not be fun and you probably had a scrap on your leg :(

She was apologising and helping you with ANOTHER bot dude who was there to help people with injuries :]

it was very much surreal, especially because the bot dude was super gentle and like??? it's both??? how does that work???

but she was very sweet and apologised in her sort of ecentric way.

RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

I'm iffy on this one cause idk if you'd love her or hate her. I feel like it's one or the other with people and hatsume. Anyway I hope you love her cause she is absolutely decking you out with the coolest gadgets. It's her love language <3

I think her calling you cute and giving you cute nicknames is something she does a lot. She does literally anything to see your cute fucking smile holy shit. She has a two track mind and it's you and her lil creation babies(not children the mechanical ones).

Your rats adore her and she adores them. I have no clue what any of their names are but she has some shortened nickname for them because she really likes nicknames??? She handles them really well to it's cute <3

I AM BEGGING YOU TO TELL HER WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE FIC YOU'RE READING. Like for example in a fake dating one she's like "omg you are not telling me that they fall inlove with each other after fake dating that's crazy" No bc she is so genuine because she doesn't notice consisent tropes.

HANGING OUT

I feel like she would like to code stuff into games for you??? Like mods and stuff, like you see in amongus and minecraft or smth??? I don't know if that makes sense but you can look them up probably.

Motorcycle rides!!! She rathers them over cars or bikes n others. ALSO I still don't know if you want a Hello Kitty motorcycle specifically or you just like both Hello Kitty and motorcycles???? But anyway she'd make you a cool motorcycle with a Hello Kitty design.

Shopping together!!! Definitely likes giving gifts so she will pay for whatever you want(if she can afford it idk how much money she has). Your clothing style(s) are going to be what fills your wardrobe in no time cause she will not hestiate to gift the clothes to you.

Very much likes to listen to you talk while she works on her things :] Especially if your frustrated and just need to rant a little she's here and she's listening!! If you want her advice she will try her best to help do what's best for you and what'll help you.

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