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[thechaotichorse]

Freedom AU Narrator!

His name is Nathan. He’s pretty much Canon Narrator (not the design, just the personality), but he and Stan get out of the Parable eventually and go about their life outside of it.

If I make any comics or stuff about him/the au, it might be him and Stan connecting, events that happen in game, or stuff that’s similar to that.

I think I said I wanted to call it the broken chains AU lol

(I’m kinda embarrassed by how many AUs I have and how seriously I treat them when I don’t feel like they’re that interesting at all)

[beachsideufo]

alot to think about

[ot3]

one of the only structural website design choices that twitter/bsky 1000% have a leg up on over tumblr is the fact that you actually get to look at the image while you're writing the alt text on those platforms.

[fungus-no69]

guys what if pc had a sex journal. what if, after doing sex they just pull out this book, write down the statistics and rate the experience out of ten i.e.

name: so and so dick size: inches probably idk im not american rating: 3/10 rude, smelt like wet socks, kept slapping my hips?? etc etc

i just think thatd be funny like ik that some LIs would want to see what the pc wrote abt them. The book is probably either really inconspicuous or just flaming letters SEX BOOK and on the back theres a blurb and everything

[blenselche]

i have a srs love-hate relationship w/ HW's hair

I'm gonna keep splitting these in two since some people are having trouble reading them with how tumblr compresses image files, sad but what can u do ://

[mtsodie]

hrmm ... how do streamers who dont want to use their real voice but still wanna chat go about it ...

[bloxpen]

damn they weren't lying. this writers block really do can block a writer

[neuroticreno]

Big fan of your hc about Myron being a vault city citizen, do you wanna share more on it? No biggie if you don't wanna!

you have no idea the beast you have unleashed, anon.

ALRIGHT FAIR WARNING HERE it is. an extremely lengthy explanation and i've been meaning to share it here anyhow :] take this doodle of him as well for a little extra

As a preface, this headcanon is entirely for funsies (and autism). Some bits may seem like a stretch of the imagination, but it's fun to give him some kind of backstory, so take it all as you will.

I use dialogue from Myron's talking head segments, as well as the floating dialogue seen when Myron is in active combat (how canonical the combat dialogue is may be up for debate, but for the sake of this…essay? we'll say it's true).

To start, let us briefly examine Myron's character. Notably, the parts that relate most to this essay.

Myron is intelligent. To give him credit where credit is due, he is smart and thoroughly understands the subjects that he talks about. The people around him know this as well, and remark on it too (mostly at how wasted his potential is). He cares little for the well-being of others, especially slaves, whom he views as objects, and mutants are worth even less to him. He also has a very high opinion of himself, often referring to himself in the third person and boasting about his intellectual capabilities (calling himself a genius, a God, etc. etc).

So, we know he has not lived in New Reno for his entire life, only being there roughly a year or so. As he puts it, he came across the Mordino's way back when, so where was he before that? Just wandering the wastes? Or perhaps coming from another settlement?

Myron, compared to any other companion in the game, mentions Vault City quite a bit. Even more than John Cassidy, who has been tending to a bar outside the Vault City walls for a presumably long time. Though he shares the same distaste that many others do for the city, he also possesses what feels like insider's knowledge that the average wastelander would not have.

A lot of this knowledge presents itself when Myron's intelligence is threatened. If the Chosen One is smart enough, they can engage in a dialogue with Myron and demonstrate to him just how much they know about Jet and its chemical compounds. He will snip at the Chosen One for asking too many questions and interrogate them, asking where they learned all of this stuff anyway. Their understanding of pharmaceuticals is on a similar level to his own, which he may take as them learning it from the same place. Makes sense, considering during combat, Myron will mention he has not been in a fight since the fifth grade. Nowhere else in the game beyond a stray tombstone in Golgotha is any school mentioned or found. One can assume that Vault City would be the only settlement nearby with an established education system, thus reinforcing his belief.

Should the Chosen One pry him about a cure for Jet and suggest endorphin blockers, when asked where they could find such a thing, Myron will suggest Vault City first. He explains they have a 'pretty good' medical warehouse, and laughs when they want to try it as an option, saying they would have more luck getting a radscorpion to part with its tail than getting Vault City to give up anything. The city is widely known for its medical advancements, but Myron could have more of an idea of just how extensive their medical know-how is, having experienced it firsthand. Myron also proclaims that he is a 'natural', 'self-taught', and possesses 'none of that bullshit Vault City 'purer-than-thou' 'tude', which is funny since he spouts off his own 'purer-than-thou' 'tude every time he opens his mouth. Of course, he may have some level of natural intellect, but the rest of it likely stems from an education.

He also remarks that the citizens are a 'Buncha "genetically pure" humans. They got their noses so high in the air they'll drown when it rains'. Again, pretty humorous regarding his own high-and-mighty sense of self.

We can look at his propensity to look down upon slaves/servants. In Vault City, slaves are integrated enough into society to call for a Servant Allocation Center. Where citizens regard them with little to no respect, Myron, having grown up in Vault City, likely followed that ideology, too. The city's negative view of mutants could also explain his own distaste for them.

Myron also makes a lot of Dungeons and Dragons references, which is really just a funny haha 90s pop culture thing at the end of it, but it is fun to imagine that, at some point, he might have had his own little group when he was younger. This bit is just speculation for the sake of entertainment.

All of this raises more questions though; why did he leave? How did he leave? And how did he make it to New Reno without dying on the way there?

As for why he left, we know that Myron does not appreciate being hindered or being told what to do. Working for the Mordino's, he will complain that they only want him to focus on Jet when he wants to make new drugs instead. He complains as well about the lack of respect, so he could have left Vault City for similar reasons. Perhaps his talents were recognized, and he was allowed to experiment more in the field of chemistry. However, Myron could have found Vault City's restrictions less than ideal, giving him the incentive to leave and find somewhere with more creative freedom (he can leave New Reno for the same reasons, anyhow).

How he left and how he got to New Reno is difficult to explain. Myron has virtually no survival skills, and it is a considerable distance from Vault City to New Reno. Hitched a ride with a caravan, maybe? Him managing to escape a settlement covered in laser turrets and guards is also unlikely, but perhaps there was some kind of weakness he was smart enough to exploit and slip through.

Any additional thoughts on this bit would be appreciated :]

[thedemonscrawler]

it's kind of funny, honestly, what sort of elaborate routine i have to go through to get my ipad baby brain to work with me.

for the past year and a half, ive written Permission Slip all on one document. This is suddenly no longer working, because my brain is a cat who has just decided they will no longer eat this brand of dry food

So what I've done NOW is:

One, smushed the next 3 chapters together into one entity temporarily, because One Is Less Than Three, Right? (sure, you room-temperature tapioca)

Two, i've made documents that are just the scenes with the character groups, ie one document is just Gregory and Moon's scenes, one is Freddy's, etc.

Which I'm also writing in Notepad

This isn't even like, sorting now, this is just arbitrary shuffling.

But hey it's working, so.... yay?

[tigirl-and-co]

@dormiloncito

I went through SO MUCH grief trying to make this meme

[papermint-airplane]

If I die, somebody come delete my browser history and change my wallpaper to no longer be a thirst trap of my Sim pls and thx 😌

[celestesparlour]

hey haha. Saw you reblog the Wilbur in skirts post haha. You wanna draw uh,,, Simpbur in a skirt maybe? per chance?

FIRST ART REQUEST!!! and of course im more than happy to draw hehehe i absolutely think that hes the type to act confident when dressing up but ultimately he gets shyish!! especially since hes looking for approval

bonus; where argbur is at war with himself

[anthro-cat]

it does help to type down what bothers you, or at least what happened. that way, your mind clears up

[thatcreaturefromthebog]

Tfw you start actually keeping track of ur wips and their statuses (but only in your last two notebooks) and you have eight completed works and 30 actual wips....

[light-wrath-paradise]

Im normal and can be trusted with watching a character get mentally torn to shreds in a controlled environment. Put that bitch through Silent Hill.

[sleepy-ssi]

*Knocks at your door at midnight* Nice Fluff