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[sk3l3t0n444]

can i just not be depressed, cmon brain lets get up and do something, you havent turned on your pc in like a week. cmon up get your ass up stupid piece of junk lets go you cant just sleep all the time. lets go up and at em, lets go you piece of shit cmon lets get up and off the bed, cmon you can do it

[erebus0dora]

there will come the day when all of us get used to and maybe even tired of Devil's Minion hugs

today is not that day

(also you kinda voted for it)

(can i sketch anything more explicit? absolutely. would i? nope. call me 'ace hugger', that would be alien enough.)

[autistic-sidestep]

he cookin!!!

[valcubust]

thank you dragon age origins mods

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

guys i can't

this cannot be happening again. the world needs to stop giving me dumbass white men to go insane over or i'll like. actually go insane

i saw a tiktok that mentioned 9-1-1 and i was like oh i've never heard of this show so i looked it up on ao3 and it had 30,000 fucking fanfics so i was like oh- guess i'll give it a watch then

and now i'm here and i've had evan buck buckley for all of three days but if anything happens to him i'll kill everyone and then myself

thinking about him makes me giggle. uncontrollably. last time this happened was with hotch and hotchreid... just thinking about them put me in a silly goofy mood and it's happening again

with 9-1-fucking-1

god fucking damn it

[surreal-duck]

good midoyuzu morning i guess ?!???

[emiliaoagi]

Every year I get at least 1-5 new fake pumpkins (underestimating).

At this rate, by the time I am 50, I will have an entire closet dedicated to nothing but pumpkins.

When I die, said closet will be so full (if it is not fall/winter), that if someone unsuspecting opens it, pumpkins will avalanche upon them and knock them out.

Life goals honestly.

[emedeme]

that BF stands for "boyfriend material" 😂

I completely fell through the One Piece rabbit hole and ofc I'm in love with these two. They make such a cute pairing and I appreciate every single moment they're on screen together, thank!

[moruboru]

having the time of my life rn

[welcometololaland]

bankrupting myself by going on a christmas present buying rampage - gift giving is my love language and i'm a slave to capitalism, what's new?

[hyaciiintho]

✖ How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?

Munday Meme | ✿

🌸｡*ﾟ+. A LOT more graphics and fancy stuff floating around. Before it was more common for people to have just. Plain icons, no borders or anything-- no fancy filters, no answered ask banners, etc etc... But now it's like... almost a weird requirement as an RP blog that you must have some sort of graphics. Mobile banner and promo at the bare minimal. Answered Ask banners were born from when tumblr asks were broke, so we came up with a creative way to post asks again. But then they stayed after it was all fixed.

Which is perfectly fine! I'm just getting at... before it was more common to see the every day RP blog with bare bones plain stuff. Now, you would rarely find an RP blog without some sort of personalized banner for their mobile theme, or people don't take them seriously as an RP blog. And I don't mean like... just any graphic. I mean personalized, as in... it has their URL, their muse, and some sort of aesthetic to it.

So yeah, that's at least what I've observed!

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

OH MY GOD EVERYBODY IT'S HAPPENING?!?!?!?! ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMTE STORY EVENTS!?!?!?!? THIS IS NOT A DRILL MAYDAY MAYDAY MOD IS GOING DOWN!!!!!

[erebus0dora]

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT A 'BLACK FRIDAY' IN AN ART SUPPLIES STORE

also yeah, that is the bloody magnolia print i am wearing :3

[souenkun]

July recap! 🏖

[clambuoyance]

im bored as hell and burnt out from drawing so here's a random page of nothingbound ch 6 or whatever from forever ago

“Sup.”

“Sup???” you bark back. “Is that all you really have to say?”

Dave lifts a rigid arm up and rubs his palm against the back of his neck. His gaze seems to be focused elsewhere, as if it’s taking all of his willpower not to look you directly in the eye. Regardless of his efforts, an uneasy chuckle escapes from his pursed lips.

“I probably looked like a huge tool just then, huh?”

“And a goddamn weirdo,” you add.

“Uh. Sorry, for creeping on you like that. I just never expected–I didn’t think you’d, uh–that you’d…”

With a sudden sharp inhale, Dave seems to give up completely on whatever he was trying to say and instead attempts to collect himself. You eye him with suspicion, preparing yourself for his eventual strike at you.

Finally, Dave releases a shaky breath and looks at you incredulously. “What are you doing here?”

You fight back another sniffle and attempt to fill your figure, like a camper trying to scare off a curious bear. You equip your furrowed eyebrows and throw Dave a nasty frown. “I don’t know, Dave. Maybe I just figured you should have a taste of your own medicine, and decided that it was my turn to show up out of nowhere and inconvenience you this time!” 

You fully expect Dave to defend himself and catapult his own hurtling ball of flame back at you, but he simply watches the ground and shifts his feet back and forth in uncertainty. 

“Oh.” 

Dave’s silence after that throws you into confusion, but you refuse to let him have the upper hand, in case this ends up being some fucked up trick he’s playing on you.

“What?” you demand, feeling your anger swell up again. “Don’t have a snarky Strider quip for me this time? Ha, ha, color me shocked! I’ve practically done the work for you, and you won’t take this freebie? Look at me, I’m an emotional, gross mess right now! A gold mine of overflowing snot and tears! I know you’re just dying to give me shit for it. Well, go on. I’m ready.”

You spread your arms out in a goading gesture, certain he’ll launch his counterattack this time. Even when you see him frown and avoid your gaze once more, you lie in wait.

But it never comes.

“...Well?” you dare him again.

“Tempting offer, Vantas. But no, Karkat. I wouldn’t…I’m not going to do anything like that,” he promises. 

“Oh,” is all you say, parroting Dave’s earlier response. Your body betrays your armored defenses and lets out several sniffles. Dave’s frown deepens. You watch him start to reach out with a timid hand, and in your panic, you shift your body away and fold your arms to avoid his gaze. He quickly clamps it shut and swings it against the side of his leg.

You just can’t stand it. The way he’s looking at you right now. Like…like he pities you. Maybe even more than the way he looked at you back then. You hate it. You hate the way it twists your stomach and the way it makes you feel like you can’t breathe. You hate how vulnerable you feel, and that once again, it had to be in front of him of all people. 

But the burst of rage that bubbled up has fizzled out, and you don’t really feel like getting into an argument with him. Not this time. And it seems like he isn’t too keen on it, either. Maybe neither of you simply have the energy for your usual routine tonight. You don’t know whether to be grateful or angry for it.

For once, you’re at a loss for words, so the two of you just stay there, brewing in a strained silence.

[andi-o-geyser]

Sure, we may have gotten the Purvan jokes made in canon for the animated show which is a massive win, but if we don’t get a running gag of 50 "I assume” jokes made when Seeker Assum Emring shows up I’m personally starting a riot. I need it animated and I need it now