#nothing like the big ex-military butcher who lives down the street from you deciding you’re his

[crestapex]

Yall I really wish there were more butcher ghost aus… like aus where he’s still a butcher or like he retired from the military and decided to go back to being a butcher for that extra cha-ching and because he don’t like lazing around all day ya know what I’m saying??

And then he also meets you for the first time 🤭 or better yet you both worked in the military together at a few points in time and then you both retired not long after the other (ironically) and you ended up moving to the area (also ironically)

And Simon here subconsciously decides that now it’s his duty to always supply you with the freshest cuts and to protect you from the strange men that follow lone bodies at night (regardless if you were once a powerful soldier who is still perfectly capable of defending yourself or not, it’s just his instincts he can’t help it) and to be the one to keep you warm at night because why would you go to someone else when you have him?