#nothing tooooooo graphic

[fireandseaweed]

Yoga Time || Blossom and Percy

Percy and Blossom go to the beach for some yoga, but sadly not everything goes to plan.

Percy took a long breath as he stared out at the ocean in front of him. The cool sand between his bare feet was almost comfortingly familiar and for a second he felt a pang of longing to go back to Camp Half Blood, to see the beach and the lake. To hear the fountain in his room gurgling gently. It had been too long since he had practiced yoga with Blossom, almost a year at this point and he was grateful to be presented with the opportunity again. As the ocean glittered peacefully in the distance, Percy unrolled his yoga mat which was of qcourse a nice blue colour and smiled. “You’re going to have to be kind to me,” he said with a laugh, “I am far more out of practice then I would like to admit, so I’m probably incredibly rusty.” He placed his water bottle by his phone and by Riptide, you could never be too careful when it came to safety and security. Not to mention hydration. The air was chilly but somehow it wasn’t bad enough that he regretted their decision to leave Camp.

Blossom was so excited to finally have someone to do yoga with her. Percy was the last person to do yoga with her, so it had been a while to say the least. So, she was clearly excited. She walked with a bit of pep in her step and a huge smile on her face. Percy had led her to a gorgeous place to do yoga, a place of peace and serenity. It was beautiful, and before Blossom set any of her stuff down, she had to look around and take it all in. She laughed as Percy said she would have to go easy on him, “Oh come on, you of all people know that going easy makes it a little boring. But, I won’t judge you if you mess up or anything. I’ll help you of course.” She assured him, finally placing her stuff down. Her mat was a bright rainbow of colors, matching her personality quite honestly. She took her backpack off her back, tossing it to the side. It had water, her phone, the paper map of camp that Sebastian had given her, and a sword that was given to her at Camp Half Blood. It wasn’t a huge sword, small enough to fit in a bag, but sturdy enough to defend herself if need be. With being outside of camp, she knew a monster was a possibility. It wasn’t a huge possibility, but still a possibility. She took her shoes off and stood on the base of the mat, closing her eyes and starting the breathing exercises that usually got her in the yoga mode. “That’s fine if you’re rusty. Let's start off by doing what you remember, yeah?” She suggested, peeking one eye open to look over at him.

“Hey,” Percy said as he settled onto his mat and tried to breathe a few times, “there is absolutely nothing wrong with a little boring, the truth is that we could all learn a bit more from a little boring.” He smirked gently before shrugging to himself as he got ready to take the Mountain Pose, it was one of the easier poses that Blossom had taught him. Stand tall with his feet together, he allowed his shoulders to relax, distributed his weight evenly through the soles of his feet, before placing his arms at his sides. Looking over to Blossom he shrugged gently, “I know this one is super easy, but I’ve got to start somewhere?” he smirked gently before facing the ocean and taking a deep breath and then raise his hands overhead, palms facing each other with his arms straight. Finally he reach up toward the sky with his fingertips. “So how are you settling into New Rome?” he asked curiously.

Blossom chuckled as Percy defended the boring stuff. He did have a point though. “Alright, fine. I’ll give you that one, you’re right.” She admitted. Percy was a busy guy, that was just a fact. So for him, boredom was probably nice every once in awhile. She looked over at him just in time to see the pose that he remembered, Mountain Pose. It was one of the first ones she had learned as well. It was a pretty simple pose, an easy one to start off with. She closed her eyes again and took a deep breath, following his lead. “Easy is fine. Starting off with easy is better. Then we can get to the hard stuff later.” She said as she straightened her posture, feeling her whole body start to relax. She raised her hands up slowly, taking another deep breath and slowly exhaling. “New Rome is fine. I like it so far. Haven’t really made any friends yet, but I’m sure that will come with time.” She said. Some people were a little mean to her, but she decided to leave that part out. Those people probably weren’t intentionally mean to her, maybe they just had a bad day. “Hey, do you remember the Triangle Pose? Want to do that one next, or do you need me to show you how to do it?” She asked.

Boredom was great when you compared it to fighting for your life or doing all of the other things that he had been known to do. More to the point, boredom wasn’t life threatening and that was something that Percy could greatly appreciate. He held the mountain pose for ten seconds and glanced at Blossom, nodding, he smiled. “Sure, I think I remember it but it can never hurt to have some guidance. Percy smirked gently and shrugged. “What are you doing to keep yourself busy? Are you at college or have you joined the legion?” he allowed the sea breeze to filter into his lungs before nodding. “You’ll make friends, you’re the kindest person I’ve ever met and it is difficult not to like someone who is always nice to you on matter what.”

Blossom chuckled at Percy’s comment. Of course he wanted her to show him how to do the pose. Even back at Camp Half Blood, he always wanted to have her do the pose first. Which, she didn’t really mind. It showed he wanted to learn, and in this instance he didn’t want to be wrong. “Right, guidance is key.” She joked opening her eyes to look over at him and show him the pose. She spread her legs shoulder width apart, then moved her right foot further away, stretching it out almost as far as she could go while standing. Then, she reached her right arm to meet her foot, stretching her left arm up towards the sky. “I joined the legion, I got sorted into the fourth cohort. I figured joining the legion might be good for me, although I’ve already gotten a bunch of stares. Lots of people are confused as to why the daughter of peace would join the legion.” She explained, staying in the pose as she talked. At the compliment, she smiled over at Percy. “Aw, thank you. I’m sure I’ll figure it out, it’s just a little lonely right now. But, that’s okay! I need to figure out my way around first anyway. Plus, I have you!”

Many people didn’t get it, but Percy was only good at a few things. Swordsmanship, swimming, horses, the list wasn’t huge. Everything else that did he really had to work at. To get into  college it had felt like he had had to work ten times harder than anyone else. So with yoga, a way that he used to relax and calm down, he didn’t want to have to worry about doing something wrong, it was much easier to just follow Blossom’s instructions, especially when she was so good at it. Raising an eyebrow gently, he smiled peacefully and nodded. “You’re starting to get it,” he retorted playfully before following suit. “Well, I don’t really know what to tell you, the fifth cohort is of course the best cohort that there is, but it isn’t your fault that you weren’t placed there, I’ve met the centurions of the fourth though. Adriana and Lina seem to be good people who know what they are doing.” He shrugged gently and nodded. “When I joined they were all confused as to why a son of Neptune would join the legion, apparently being confused is a very Roman trait.” He was joking of course. “Well, you’ll have to come and visit me in the city, and you’ll make friends soon enough, it is hard not to be friends with people that you spend your entire life with.”

The fact that Percy was always so supportive of yoga always made Blossom happy. Of course, any kind of yoga made her happy, but she always loved introducing people to it. It was a great way to relax, and it was honestly easy to learn. The hardest part about it was learning how to stay relaxed and balance. Then, with the different poses and practice, muscles start to build up and poses that used to be challenging become easy. Plus, doing yoga with someone else was always a little bit more fun, but Blossom would never say that out loud. “Just like you’re starting to get yoga. Which I really appreciate by the way. Not a lot of people are willing to try it.” She told him. After holding the pose for a bit, she switched to the left side of her body. “Yeah sorry, I’m not in the fifth. But, I have heard that the Centurions in my cohort are nice. I haven’t properly met either of them yet, but I’m sure I will soon!” She explained. She hadn’t really talked to anyone in her cohort either, only really quick conversations. “I would love to come visit! And I know, I’ll make friends. I just have to give it time. I’ve only been here for a few days.”

“I don’t know,” Percy replied with a shrug, “I don’t feel like I’m really that much better but I guess like anything it is all about practice and repetition, the more that I do it the better that I’ll get at it, something like that right?” He shrugged gently at her comment. “When you live in a world where minotaurs and chimeras exist, I don’t think that trying yoga is the most adventurous thing that I have ever done in my life, but it is nice to have my teacher back.” Blossom was patient and attentive, she never put you down and he had never met anyone who could show you the same thing nine times in a row without frowning. As he followed suit and shifted his position to follow hers, he tried not to nod, worried that it would knock his balance. “It’s okay, you can’t get everything that you do right…” he smirked and laughed before nodding. “You’ll get there,” he said as he brought his leg down and returned to a standing position. He was about to suggest that they move into a new pose when he heard a shuffling from behind a sand dune. “Did you hear that?” he asked, his body tensing up slightly.

“Exactly! Practice makes perfect.” Blossom agreed with a smile. She knew that all too well, between yoga and training. Yoga was easy for her to learn, it didn’t take too much practice for her to understand. Using a sword, however, that took a long time. Numerous hours and days of practicing the same thing over and over again, and eventually she was able to get it. “Well, thank you. It’s nice to have my student back. I haven’t really taught anyone else, no one else wanted to learn.” She explained with a shrug. She knew it was their loss, not hers, that no one wanted to learn. But still, it would have been nice to have a few students. She laughed with Percy, knowing he was right about not being able to do everything right. Nobody’s perfect. But, her laughter quickly stopped when she heard someone, or most likely something, moving behind a sand dune.”Yeah…..I heard that.” She said, slowly standing back upright and looking at both of their swords that were on the ground not too far from them. “You jinxed it by saying minotaurs and chimeras..” She tried to joke, but knew that this wasn’t a time to really joke. She grabbed her sword and looked over at him. “Should we go check it out?”

“Exactly as you said.” Percy smirked gently. “I think that I’ll actually have to start doing it more than once a year before I can really say that I am back to practicing, but this is a good excuse for doing the easier stuff.” Percy couldn’t help but feel at peace as they practiced yoga together. “You’re more than welcome,” Percy replied with a smile, “that is a good thing, I get to monopolise your attention!” He laughed, he wasn’t entirely joking, he just couldn’t help but smirk.. Percy bent over and quickly scooped up his sword, it glinted gently in the morning sun. “Yeah, we should definitely check it out,” he sighed gently and moved over to the sand dune, slowly and cautiously. He slipped over the dune and frowned gently as he decided that he couldn’t actually see anything. “I’m confused,” he admitted, “I was sure there was something.” He looked around him and frowned, the noise had disappeared. “I think we must have been imagining it …”

Blossom followed Percy’s lead as he said they should check what made the noise they both heard. If it was a monster, she knew he was way more experienced than she was. Ironically, their roles had quickly flopped. She went from being the experienced one, to not being experienced at all. Of course at camp she trained and everything, but she had never actually dealt with a real life monster. She knew that mentioning that right at this moment really wouldn’t be a good thing though. Blossom followed Percy’s to the other side of the dune, also looking a bit confused. There was nothing there, but they both definitely heard something. “Could it have possibly like...went into the sand?” She asked, looking down at the sand underneath her, as well as the huge sand dune they were standing next to. “It couldn’t have, right?” She asked nervously.

Percy’s mind went into overload trying to work out if there was something that could’ve burrowed into the sand, he was sure that there was a monster like that, knowing their luck it would be what they were up against now, but at the same time Percy wondered if there was something else. “I guess,” he said apprehensively, Riptide hung loosely in his grasp, “but I can’t think of anything that can do that, Annabeth would definitely know, but she isn’t here right now.” There was a reason that he tended to stick to New Rome, it wasn’t safe for him to go wandering through the world, he alone attracted too many monsters and he was sure that a daughter of Eirene would seem like a nice snack to whatever bloodthirsty creature was lurking here. “Either way, lets not wait and find out, we can finish our yoga session by the lake, but right now we need to get out of here as soon as possible.” Turning, he hurried back to his yoga stuff and collected it up. “Come on,” he said watching the water, knowing it would be useful when the time came … if the time came.

Leaving was the best option, Blossom knew that. She understood that. But, for some reason she was trapped. She watched as Percy turned to go pack up his stuff, but she couldn’t move. It was like her feet were glued to the sand. She knew something was wrong. She didn’t want to be taken by surprise. She was gripping her sword so tight that her knuckles were white. Something was wrong, something was there with them, she could feel it. She reached her arm out, using her sword to move around the sand in front of her and the sand that actually made up the huge sand dune in front of her. Nothing. She sighed and decided to join Percy in packing up. As she rounded the sand dune to get back to the side of it that Percy was on, she stopped. A Minotaur was sneaking up behind Percy as he tried to pack. Blossom could see him staring at the water, clearly distracted. “Percy!” She yelled, which maybe wasn’t her best plan because then the Minotaur redirected its attention onto her.

As Percy heard Blossom’s cry, he was all but too late to do anything to stop the Minotaur from charging. As it scraped its hooves against the sand and flew into a headlong pelt with Blossom as its target he only had time to do one thing. Summoning a heavy wave, he willed it to wrap its way around Blossom and form into a solid barrier in front of her. Over the years, Percy had had some very memorable encounters with the minotaur. Although now he was unsure if there was more than one minotaur, either way, they didn’t get along well. The minotaur slammed into the wall of water, causing it to spray everywhere, but Percy was already on the move. The good news was that he was working in his home territory and he wouldn’t take long before he’d be able to overpower the monster. The bad news was that the monster in question was already recovering from the shock of slamming into a solid wall of water, he looked about ready to eat them for breakfast. “Blossom,” he shouted praying that she’d listened to the drills they’d ran back at Camp, “we’re going to go for an omega style attack,” pincer movement, he’d draw the monster left and Blossom would go right.

Blossom was on her heels from the second she saw the minotaur. She knew this was her moment, this was her time to shine. This was her time to finally apply the skills she had spent countless hours learning. She had her sword ready to go, ready to move left or right depending on what direction the minotaur went. She was ready to attack, but then a wall of water formed in front of her. For a second she was in shock, amazed at what Percy could do. She knew he had these powers, but had never really seen them in full swing. Then, the water wall was smashed and she got soaked. Honestly, she didn’t mind it. Then, she heard Percy. Omega style, she remembered what that meant. “Got it! Ready when you are!” She called, assuming he would want to start as soon as the monster started to get back up. So, she started to move towards the right.

Summoning water around him in a thick chain, Percy fired off lances of water in a volley that would smash into the minotaur. It wouldn’t kill him, but it would hurt him a lot, enough to get him to focus on Percy. Once upon a time he would’ve gone toe to toe with the minotaur, he probably still could’ve and he might well have won, but Blossom was here and she was an asset, an asset that Percy planned on using. “Hey, over here beef burger!” he shouted as he sprayed the minotaur with another blast of water, depleting his supply and leaving him with nothing more than Riptide, but that was fine, that was all that he needed. “Follow me,” springing off, he set off at his top speed. He was fast, it was part of his technique, part of his innate fighting style but he knew that the minotaur would be faster when it charged, and as it snorted and hurtled at him, Percy barely managed to dive out of the way. The Minotaur hurtled past, screeching to a halt and rounding on Percy once more, but Blossom was in position, which was perfect. “Get his back!” he shouted to her.

Blossom followed Percy’s lead and did as she was told. Just like Percy, she was able to move fast. Honestly though, she was happy that the minotaur’s attention wasn’t on her anymore. Percy had probably faced plenty of minotaurs, this was Blossom’s first time and she didn’t want to die today. As she moved, she finally was in the perfect position as the minotaur missed Percy and turned. She heard Percy’s command and went for it. His back meant a lot of things, but she tried to do what she could in the short amount of time she had before the minotaur noticed she was there. With all her strength and a flick of the wrist she was able to make two deep slashes at the back of the minotaur’s legs. She figured if the minotaur couldn’t move it’s legs, then it was less of a threat. Then, she quickly pulled her sword up over her head and literally stabbed it in the back, twisting her sword while it was still lodged in it’s back. She then took her sword out of it’s back and took a few steps backward, waiting to see how much damage she really had done before she moved forward.

Honestly, Percy was pretty sure that no monster could survive the combination of attacks that Blossom had given to the minotaur. It was impressive to see a daughter of the goddess of Peace who could still handle herself. As the minotaur roared in pain, grunting as it tried to stand from the wounds that Blossom had given it, Percy stepped forward, grabbed one of its horns and slashed through its neck. Black ichor poured from the crescent shaped cut in its throat. It was almost tar like, thick and goey it matted into the minotaur’s fur before the monster dissolved into a pile of golden dust, leaving Percy holding nothing more than a horn in his hand. “Wow,” he said, his breathing still heavy as the black ichor dripped off of Riptide and into the sand, “good job.” He slumped backwards and sat down on the sand, wiping sweat from his brow. “Remind me to take you with me on every trip I take,” he said with a laugh before holding up the horn for Blossom. “This is yours, you’ve definitely earned it,” he said tossing her the spoil of war. “If that doesn’t impress your centurion then I really don’t know what will…” he laughed gently and sighed. “I don’t think I’m going to get much more yoga done, not after that.”

Once she saw the minotaur turn to dust, Blossom finally felt like she could breathe. They were both safe, and luckily not injured. That itself was a blessing. “I would love to go with you! Just let me know when and where. I’m always up for an adventure.” She said with a smile, finally being able to walking over to Percy. As he handed her the horn, she hesitated. “But, I don't think that’s fair. I couldn't of done it without you! You saved me. I would have died without your help, I wouldn't have known what to do. The second I saw that...that thing, everything I learned flew right out of my head. That was my first time facing a monster.” She explained, staring at the horn. “We can share it. That sounds better. Oh! Or maybe we can reuse it for something. I’m against animal products, but I guess that wasn't really an animal. But, it was still a living thing….” She rambled, trying to figure out what to do. This went against all of her morals. “We can repurpose it, together. Yeah? I’m sure we can figure something out. Why don’t we head back? You look like you're going to collapse, which I don't blame you. I’m sure doing all of that with the water is like running a marathon.” She joked, offering him her hand to help him stand up. “I’ll carry our bags.”

Laughing gently, Percy shook his head gently and smiled. “I was kind of joking, but the next adventure that I take I will of course take you on, especially now that I know you’re a natural monster killer.” He hoped she took the joke as a joke and didn’t get too serious with something that was nothing more than a throwaway comment. Smiling he took her hand and dusted himself off. “Don’t worry, I’ve got one at home in Camp Half Blood, it is still on the wall there, the Minotaur was my first monster too, you know not as many people are able to do that as you’d think, you really did do a good job and that was why I thought you should have it. It is your first monster and you did everything right, you deserve something to remember this by because I doubt very much that this will be your last.” Guilt rose within him as he said that, Blossom had never encountered a monster before, which meant that the Minotaur had tracked him down, which wasn’t surprising, he knew that most monsters hated him now, he liked to think that he was their stuff of nightmares. Dusting the sand off of his shorts he strode over to his stuff and grabbed it. “Don’t worry, I’ll live, it just takes me a moment to get back to normal…” not to mention the fact that he so often lost control when he fought monsters.

Blossom laughed, shaking her head. “I know you were joking, but I mean if you ever need company, just let me know!” She offered with a smile. Blossom still was in shock that she had gone face to face with a monster only minutes ago. Reading about them and then actually seeing them were two completely different things. But, she couldn’t have done it without Percy’s help. Hopefully next time she would be able to handle it herself. “Thank you, I really appreciate it. But like I said, I couldn’t of done it without out you. So, thank you for helping me. Maybe next time I can handle it all by myself.” She said with a hopeful smile. She followed Percy to grab her stuff, watching him to make sure he was okay. “Of course. We can take it slow back to camp. There’s no rush.”

[et-lesailes]

only for you

pairing: ransom drysdale x reader

word count: 1633

summary: you are a popular socialite married to the wealthy ransom drysdale and mother of his two children he is absolutely in love with. there’s going to be a photoshoot at your house for an upcoming magazine feature starring your family, but ransom wants to have some fun first.

themes: romance, fluff, smut

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The alarm sounds over the bedroom speaker at 5 AM, making you and Ransom stir and grumble incoherently under your breaths. “God, I can’t remember the last time we woke up before the kids,” he mutters lowly, wrapping his arms around you tightly. “Makes me actually miss the mornings with Ani coming in at 7 and jumping up and down on us until our internal organs are completely fucked.” You laugh softly, snuggling close to your husband as you bury your head into his chest. “We’ll be back to our routine tomorrow, but we’ve gotta get through this busy day first…” You smile thoughtfully as you glance up at him. “I’m kind of excited, though. Our first magazine feature with Auden. Remember how cute our shoot was with Anais two years ago?”

“Mm. How could I forget?” He smirks slightly, drawing you even closer in his warm and protective hold. “My two gorgeous girls, all dolled up and posing pretty for the camera. And Jesus, Ani was only one and she was a fuckin’ natural. I’m going to be scaring off a lot of boys when that girl grows up.” You laugh softly, playfully tapping on his nose. “At least just let our little girl have some social life, yeah?” You finally sigh, sitting up in the lavish California king bed and stretching your arms. “C’mon, babe, we gotta get up. The stylists and crew are gonna be here soon.” He groans but sits up too, wrapping his arms around you again and leaning down to bury his head into your neck from behind. “We don’t even need stylists. Look at us, we’re a couple of the hottest people on this damn planet.” You giggle softly, turning your head to kiss his cheek. “Well, would you care to join this hot person in a hot shower?” you murmur, and the man grins wider, growling in pleasure as he nips at your neck. “Hell yeah. Quick, before one of the kids wakes up.” 

You smile and hop off the bed with him following close behind, entering the large master bathroom and turning to face him with a playful smile as you walked backwards towards the shower. “If only Auden could be appeased as easily as you can,” you tease, lifting your silk camisole off your head and tossing it aside on the floor. Ransom bites on his lip hungrily as he watches you, already removing his shirt and pants. “Shit, babe, you’re just so goddamn gorgeous. Come on, take it all off…” 

You giggle and reach into the shower to turn on the water before unhooking your bra, stepping out of your matching shorts and slipping off the lacy panties underneath. “You’re lucky I want you so bad I don’t feel like teasing,” you murmur, taking his hand once he’s fully stripped and lightly pulling him into the shower with you. You sigh in pleasure as the two of you wrap your arms around each other, enjoying the warmth of the several shower jets on either side of you as well as the gentle waterfall feature on top. He leans down and kisses at your neck as he runs his massive hands over your smooth body, broad fingers exploring your breasts as he massages and gropes. “We’re on the same page then, baby doll, though I can’t help but make you want to squirm just a little…” 

You can’t help but moan as he teases your nipple between his fingers, his other hand sliding down your waist until it reaches your thigh, squeezing firmly. You gasp softly as his fingers reach your entrance, rubbing against your folds as a cocky smirk crosses his lips. “I love how sensitive you are for me, sweetheart,” he murmurs huskily, pushing one finger inside  to pump deeply. You grip his biceps as you tilt your head back, whimpering and rolling your hips as he keeps going. “As much as I want to make you cum for me over and over again,” he mumbles with a playful sigh, “I’ve gotta fuck you nice and hard before I’m supposed to behave for the rest of the day.” You smile breathlessly, humming as you dig your nails into his skin. “Oh? And are you actually going to behave?”

He removes his fingers and starts pumping his erection, guiding it to your entrance and pressing himself against you. “Mm. Don’t I always for you, sweetheart?” You can’t even roll your eyes at his mischievous smirk, due to the fact that you’re too occupied moaning as he enters deep inside you. You’re closing your eyes in absolute bliss, your hips rocking back and forth as he presses you up against the shower wall, increasing his pace. “Fuck, baby, your body’s still so perfect even after having two kids-- how is that even fuckin’ possible?” He grunts as he grips your waist tightly, teeth tugging on his lower lip. The sounds of your moans and groans filling the cavernous shower, he continues fucking you nice and hard just as promised- you feel yourself reaching your climax as you pull at his wet hair, practically panting. “Ransom! Fuck, Ransom, I’m close!” 

“Shit… me too, babe…” he growls, his hands cupping and squeezing your ass roughly. You place your hands on his chest, looking up into his eyes breathlessly. “Cum inside me, Ransom, please…” He doesn’t need to be told twice; he releases inside you with his jaw clenched, his groan hoarse and guttural. “Fuck. That was so good, baby doll.” He slowly relaxes his muscle, keeping himself inside you for a few moments before finally pulling out, breathing heavily. “Hoping for baby number three, sexy?” he teases, and you giggle as you catch your breath, running your fingers through your wet hair. “Why not…? I’d say we make pretty great babies together…” 

He smirks, scooping you up into his arms under the shower as he kisses you passionately. “Damn right we do. Nothing would make me happier than to have another baby with you, Y/N.”

“Look at how pretty your mama looks, angel.” Ransom smirks proudly as he carries your three-year-old daughter while you’re getting your hair and makeup done for the photoshoot. You barely nibble on your lip as you smile, trying not to move your face too much in order for the woman to apply the makeup. “Mama’s soooo pretty!” Anais gushes, clapping her hands and making you laugh softly to yourself. 

You can’t help but stare at your husband and daughter every chance you get; the four members of your family had the most adorable outfits picked out. You and Anais were wearing matching cream colored dresses  while Ransom and Auden, your ten-month-old, had similar colored suits with slightly darker accents. Ransom had already finished getting ready, and a stylist was currently getting Auden dressed on his changing table. Once you were finally finished, you thanked your own stylist before standing up and going over to your infant, cooing fondly as you stared at how adorable he looked. “Look at my handsome boy! You look just like your Daddy, you know that?” 

Ransom comes over, chuckling softly as he gazes at his child. “He really is a little mini-me. And Anais is the spitting image of you-- look at how gorgeous she is, hm?” He bounces his little girl up and down, making her laugh in delight. You smile and pick up your son once he’s all dressed, straightening his tiny bowtie before reaching over and gently tucking a strand of your daughter’s chestnut brown hair behind her ear. “Both of our children are absolutely beautiful. I can’t get over it.” You sigh happily, taking a hold of your husband’s arm and leaning up to give his cheek a kiss. “I love you and I love our family so much.”

“I LOVE YOU, MAMA!” Anais suddenly cheers happily, clapping her hands and making you, Ransom, and even her little brother laugh. “What about me, princess?” Ransom pokes the little girl’s cheek playfully. She giggles and hugs her father tightly. “I love you tooooooo, Daddy! And I love Auddie, and- and- and Bella, and Elsie, and-”

“Okay, okay, angel, we’re going to be here all day if you list all of the dolls you own.” Ransom jokes, and you raise an eyebrow playfully. “And whose fault is that?” He blinks and scoffs in defense. “What? I like to spoil all three of my babies, is that a problem?” 

“Dada!! Dadadada!” Auden babbles, reaching out to grab his father’s finger. You and Ransom chuckle watching him until the crew signals that they’re ready; it’s time for the home shoot to begin, and you couldn’t feel more grateful for your lovely home and perfect family as the four of you sit on the couch, Ransom holding your beautiful girl on his lap and you holding your handsome son on yours. You do a series of photos-- some with the whole family, individual shots, adorable photos of Anais and Auden sitting together on the polished hardwood floor surrounded by their many toys, and then couple photos with you and Ransom. 

You smile as you gaze up into your husband’s eyes, one hand resting on his chest while he holds your waist. “Let’s get a kiss!” the photographer calls, and Ransom smirks. “Uh, gladly.” He leans down and kisses you with a natural intensity, one hand moving to the back of your neck and holding you close. You smile as you happily kiss him back- for a moment, you forget about the several people surrounding you. 

“Thank you for being so good to me, Ransom.” You whisper, gently holding his face in your hands. He presses his forehead against yours, his blue eyes filled with affection and natural devilry. “Only for you, kitten. Remember that.”

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The Adventure Zone Balance Liveblog: Part Two of ????

Episode 56: The Suffering Game-Chapter Six

Griffin: Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention this: the room around you, it kinda… it appears like you’re on the Rockport Limited again. Like, the room around you looks like you’re in a train car battling, and there’s like virtual windows looking out to like the passing countryside, like you’re on a train. Like, the room is recreating the scenes of these classic battles.

Travis: What a nice treat for the audience!

It i s a nice treat, my minds eye is very happy with this stage building (gOd I love Wonderland as a setting. Everything about how it’s set up, the aesthetics, mwah chiefs kiss, thank you for creating the perfect torturous hell Griffin)

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Justin: Uhh let’s see, I’m going toooOooo… hurt Jenkins! (*Griffin chuckles*) With a magical spell. Of my own choosing~

Justin: Of my ownnnn-

Clint: This would be a spell that is magical?

Justin: Yeah, I’m just gonna do...you know what? I’m not gonna get clever on him.

Justin: I’m just gonna hit him with a...juicy, juicy, “Scorching Ray.”

Griffin: Mmkay!

Justin: I gotta make a ranged spell attack for each ray—

Clint: Are you scorching raayyy~~~

Griffin: Oh, that’s fun, Dad!

Travis: That was a good joke, Daddy!

Clint: I’m just bringing back an old one from the past!

Griffin: Yea, That’s a classic!

Clint: You’re bringing back all the bosses!

Griffin: -That’s a good point, Dad!

Griffin: Let’s do all our old jokes in this one!

Justin: Especially if they are like—

Travis: Yeah, let’s make this, this is like our “trapped in a room” episode, y’know, where we all—

Griffin: Yeah, this is our “bottle” episode.

Justin: Yeah, especially if they’re from other podcasts. That’s ideal.

I love banter (also is Justin okay he sounds either stoned or dead right now)

On another note, do-

Do other families other than the McElroys call their Dad Daddy? I have no idea if it’s a ironic thing or if it’s an actual thing people call their father figures? I'm trying not to base my American family centred knowledge entirely on the McElroys-

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*Dice Rolling Intensifes*

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Griffin: Something happens, that hasn’t happened in a w h i l e, and that is-

Travis: We feel something!

Mood

Griffin: He drops his wand, and Taako, your umbrastaff, turns inside out, and sucks that wand in, and devours it

Wait wait wait okay, I’m probably being real fucking dumb here and forgetting shit since it’s been a while since I listened, but weren’t they fighting like, conjurations? Made by all the fog and manikins? There was an actual wand?? Or more specifically, the Jerkins (Damn it-) counted as an actual wizard that was defeated?? I’m sure there was something said that I’ve forgotten like a goof, but whaaat?

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SHARK TANK HOO HA HA-

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Clint: All right! Here’s what I’m going to do: I’m going to cast Divination.

Griffin: Okay!

Clint: This puts me in touch with a god or god’s servant, so in this case, Pan. I get to ask a single question-

Griffin, sounding way too overjoyed: Ohoo this is perfect, thank you. This is a gift.

If I’ve learnt anything while listening to this masterpiece of a podcast, especially during this arc, it’s that a happy sounding Griffin is never a good thing

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Clint: I’m of no use as long as my powers aren’t working!

Griffin: Yeep!

Travis, amused: And so to combat that, you use one of your powers!

Griffin: You-you pray-

Clint: Travis, I am- Merle is a deeply spiritual character (*que incredulous Travis laughter*)

Clint: And in times of need, he turns to his God for guidance!

Griffin: Okay. Hit him up-

Travis: Like any good religious person, when he needs something.

Travis isn’t showing any mercy rn and in doing so, he’s fucking murdering me

Also Clint's talking to Pan voice is amazing, but it’s not as amazing as Griffin's “I know something you don’t right now but I'm going to play along with it for now because I'm an agent of chaos ; )” voice

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Griffin: He’s just not there, he’s not there supporting you with holy power, he’s just-he's just gone

So what he’s out for smoko or something?

Real talk though, wheres Merle's homeboy at? Is this a Wonderland thing where there’s bad connection, or is it something else? Merle's cleric magic has been consistently wonky, but it’s still been working, so Pan couldn’t just be g o n e like Griffin delightedly revealed, other wise Merle probably wouldn’t of been able to cast any of his shit at all right? ((I assume, I confess I’m not exactly the most knowabable about Clerics-)) So this has gotta be a Wonderland thing, right? Unless Pan legit is just, out drinking with the mates, but from memory, didn’t Merle catch him at a bad time before during Crystal Kingdom?

... damn I need to relisten to shit

Wait okay, Griffin just said “less and less well”, so yes, Merle's shit is slowly getting worse n worse. Is it just gonna be McGone like Pan near the end of this? I’m curious to see what that means for Clint and how he'll deal with things if that’s the case

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Griffin: What the Fuck's Cam gonna cast?

I was about to make a comment about that being a new smash hit graphic novel title, but I’m now too busy laughing at Griffin loosing his dice off the table

Feel ya there bud, feel ya there

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Griffin: -you see a potted plant appear, and then a guillotine, and then a marble column, and then a coat rack, and then nothing.

Legit, what the fUcK is Mr Red Robe doing over there, and can I be invited because it sounds like they’re having my kind of party right now

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Travis: Yeah! In fact, I am! Um, like listen, at this point, the magic people seem to have this shit down. All I’m gonna do is, what? Hit a tank with my axe? No no no. I’m gonna do what Magnus does best and go pull the arms off some things.

Actualy Travis, I would very much like to see Magnus hit the tank with his Axe, but I confess that that is not something I want to happen with Magnus's best interests in mind

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Travis: I'm gonna pull the arms off, maybe throw the bodies at the tank-

That’s absolutely feral, I love it

[tmntl0verthings]

Textual Contact

chapter 3 × feat. Michelangelo

Y: hey ^>^

R: sup shortstack

Y: nm tallstack

R: thats horrible..

Y: wut?

R: tall stack? Really? Whered u learn that. School for the uncreative

Y: hey!

R: hey 😄

Y: 😒

R: so whats up?

Y: nm honestly. Im in gym.

R: And?

Y: its boring. U run around inside a room with smelly boys and snotty girls

R: its good for you

Y: shaddup

R: lol

Y: wbu?

R: im chillin. My second work out starts in 10 minutes.

Workout schedule: 6am-10am-3:00pm-7:30pm

Y: and where does training come into play?

R: whenever dad schedules it

Y: oooooh tell me about ur dad. Plz.?

R: uugh ur soooo wantttyyyyy

Y: yes..yes i am

R: lol well hes old, we were all orphans and he took us under his wing. Hes really been there for all of us. Even if we arent blood related.

Y: wow. Didnt see that coming. At all.

R: XD

Y: thats really sweet of him. So like what? U guys lived on the streets. Or orphanage's?

R: well we were just babies at the time so I dont remember

Y: oh alright

R: wbu. I dont know anything about you and im just spilling my guts

Y: ewwww!!

R: what

Y: thats so graphic! Omg the imagining in my head right now. -barfs- 😷😦

R: Lol so?? Tell me.

Y: well i live in bronx and Ivd been here for the last 8 years. I moved when i was just a girl. Life has been alright. I could do without the cat calling from guys. Its pathetic. I dabble in art sometimes. Only when im in the mood. I go to school (duh). I; just like any girl love to cook and bake. I just got into yoga.

R: nice. So what can u bake me?

Y: bake u? Like.. for u?

R: yeah

Y: practically anything. But i wanna see this ✌family✌ first.

R: quotes? really? Make me sound like a liar. Whats wrong wit' chu.

Y: well mmeehhhhh to u too grumpy

R: pfft 😝😝

Y: hey i gotta go. Gym teacher is walking my way.

R: mk

~3 hours later~

M: hheey gurrrlll

Y: lol nm. Wbu raphie kins

M:..are u raphs secret girlfriend or something. Cause only i call raph stuff like that.

Y: 😐 who is dis? Isnt this raphs account.

M: yeah im that kind of brother. So what's ur name sweetcheeks??

Y: y/n

M: ooh Mikey Likey.

Y: mikey? That's ur name

M: well my name is much longer so ppl call me mikey.

Y: oooohh. OH u must have a renaissance name too!

M: bingo

Y: whats ur whole name

M: eehhhh idk if i wanna tell you. Ur kiinndaaa short.

Y:....wut

M: ur kinda short

Y: well ur kinda weird

M: why thank you (Casinova voice)

Y: 😳

M: so tell me. How did u meet leo and then raph?

Y: leo texted me first by Accident thinking i was someone named april. Then leo used raphs phone which led me to talking to raph.

M: makes sense. So u like to bake?? I love baking! Im trying to make my own dish but i cant seem to get any right.

Y: oooh~ whats ur dish?

M: well it tends to vary. I tried to make a carrot lasagna. Failed ✖ Marble pancakes. Something went wrong there. ✖ I tried making chocolate covered asparagus. Failed✖

Y: oo so ur going all out?

M: yea.

Y: maybe i could help. Maybe i could finally meet ur family.

M: oh~ um. I dont think dad would like that. He doesnt like new ppl.

Y: but everyone loves me 😃😃😗

M: lol that may be true (idk) but i shouldnt disobey.

Y: ur family is very different from others ive met. Its like ur hiding. U guys dont go to a public school. Ur home schooled. U cant share ur 'Training' with me.

M: ..well its complicated. But lets not talk about that.

Y: but i want tooooooo

M: nu

Y: yeash

M: nu nu

Y: fine.. what do u do for hobbiez??

M: well i love gaming. I read comics. I guess u could say knunchucks are my passion. I use them everyday. I love movie nights OH and pizza friday. Llovveeeee pizza. Im sometimes my older brother's assistant. He's a nerd. Hes all sciency and stoof. Oh and im a drummer

Y: knunchucks!  😵😵 Wow bro. ..just wow. Thats awesome! Thats a ninja weapon right?

M: yea. But i live by a non-assassin code.

Y: wait... Is ur guyses training.. is it ninjitsue????!😱😱

M: ...nu

Y: awe. I was all excited for nothing

M: lol

Y: so whatcha doin

M: texting u during training

Y: lol so u stole raphs phone?

M:😈😈

Y: lmao so whats going on during training?

M: raph and don are in one team while Im on the other team with lameanardo.

Y: lmao ppl dont like leo?

M: hes like Secondary dad

Y: really? I havent noticed. Like legit havent noticed. No sarcasm in this.

M: lol well if u really knew him. Youd understand.

M: i gotta go. Leo and splinter are on my butt about me on raphs phone.

Y: Lol figured raph would be more on u than the others.

M: lol tru. Ttyl

Y: kk

~since its after school and ur at home. U decided to go for a walk with earbuds.

You clicked ur earbuds into the headphone jack and grabbed a pop tart before u left ur parents apartment. You opened the door to fell a perfect autumn breeze in the cool air. You slipped on your light blue sweater with dark blue lining. Your (hair brushed out/hair in a pony tail.) You locked your door and started walking. You walked around for 40 minutes. Your elbow got caught on the wire of your headphones making them pop out of your ears. You Ughed as you tried putting them back in. You stopped when you heard a trashcan lid fall. You froze as you looked down the sunset shadowed alleyway. You narrowed your eyes adjusting your vision. You saw something trying to stand still but you saw it move just a little as it was breathing. Your eyes grew wider in fear. you continued walking but then turned around to look at the alley one more time to make sure u werent imagining it. You didnt see anything. You felt something touch your ankle. You screeched with a jump back as you looked down to see a taby cat. You exhaled as you then looked up to see it was getting dark. A "let me out im stuck in your pocket" notification tone went off. You looked down to see Leo texted you. you answered his text as you walked away from the alley. Up above on a fire escape crouched over in the alley was someone watching you answer the text with their green eyes. They narrowed as they watched you walk.

L: hey

Y: aye 😀

L: whatcha doin?

Y: just walking around ny wbu

L: same

Y: maybe ill bump into you 😎

L: doubt it XD we're looking down at our phones.

~you laughed out loud by an apartment Leo was ontop of. Leo looked over the edge to see a girl on her phone. As she texted

Y: lol so tru

L: so where are you anyways?   ~ leo heard a Let me out of your pocket notification from down below. He looked back down at the girl still standing there

Y: Im at est. N' broadway

L: ohh i see.

~ he heard the notification tone once again. He rose a brow at this point.

Y: wbu??

L: im no where near u ~leo lied considering thats exactly where he was~

Y: im getting hungry. Ooh i see s hotdog stand! Yaassss!!

L: lol

~leo saw the girl go and get a hotdog from Oscars dogs

His eyes widened realizing he practically met you at this point. "Dude is it time to go home yet??" Mikey whined "yea no kidding. Im tired." Donnie joined in as he held his shoulder in his grasp as he moved his arm in three huge circles. "yea; you guys can go. Im gonna stay behind." Leo told them. Raph just arrived to the roof after his run. "sorry. Someone almost saw me." Raph explained. "leo said we're done for the day." Raph looked over at leo looking over the edge. He walked over to his brother and looked down. "ooh-ho-ho your stalking a girrrllll." Raph pointed out as he stood tall and confidentiality. Leo stood up from "i am not! Im just seeing if this girl is who i think she is." Raph rose a brow with his arms crossed. Leo rolled his eyes "fine im kinda stalking her." "Why??" Mikey asked. "I think its the girl ive been talking to. Also raphs been talking to." "Also me." Mikey included himself. "how come i havent met her??" Don asked feeling left out. "well i stole raphs phone to talk to her." Mikey explained.

Y: okay got my weener! 😂

Leo looked down at his phone. "oh shes texting u right now??" mikey asked enthused. "Maybe.." leo answered without looking at mikey and his brothers as he texted you. "Ooohh let me see!" Mikey tried swiping it from leos hands to only let leo dodge. Don slipped it out of his fingers as he blocked leo with his bo staff twirling in front of leo blocking him. "sorry my brothers are distracting me." Don read aloud. "give it back!" Leo demanded as he tried grabbing it from his tall brother. Looking completely short compared to his little brother. Leo stopped As he huffed annoyed at his brother as he scrolled through the convo. Leo then Drew his sword and whacked his brother on the wrist with the handle. The phone dropped out of his grasp and leo swooped down with his hand and saved it.

Y: ??

L: sorry my brother took my phone away as a joke cause hes a Jackass.

Leo typed as he spoke aloud everyone what he was typing. "a jackass huh?" Don rose a brow as he crossed his arms "yes. Now im leaving to somewhere else. Where u cant bother me." "Dude. We know where u live. We can take the phone any time we want." Mikey informed him. Leo flaunting his phone as he said " i can hide my phone." He smirked and then jumped to the next building. he lost you. His brother's distracted him for too long.

Y: so whatcha doin?

L: just walking around still. Wbu

Y: oh just walking home. My stomach doesnt feel to Good. That hot dog didnt agree with me at all.

L: sue em'

Y: lol no ty. Idk why but i really wanna go to an art museum or something. Weirdest craving ever.

L: lmao well imma head home. Ttyl y/n 🤓

Y: 😊😎