you guys, I am completely overwhelmed by your kind words and enthusiasm for my crack fic :D also i am sorry about all the (spelling) errors I made in part 1. I typed that at 6am before work
So, here is part 2 (you can find part 1 here)
Sgt. Grey: apparently Smitty put a Bradford name tag on Chens uniform today.
Sgt. Grey: When confronted he told me he was an ordained minister
Aaron: what?
Wesley: he knows that he can’t marry people without their consent, right?
Inmate 6782 joined using this group’s invite link
Inmate 6782: Hey guys, so nice to see you all hard at work! this inappropriate meddling in your co-workers relationship will make it safer out there for all of us. thank you
Sgt. Grey: who is this?
Nolan: Oscar? is that you?
Genny: who is oscar?
Sgt. Grey: Mr. Hutchinson! Are you serious? calling the prison right now!!
Inmate 6782: Ugh Sergeant, don’t be such a kill joy (pun intended) :D
Inmate 6782: Let me in on all the fun! Oscar loves love
Nyla: how did you get in here?
Inmate 6782: I am friends with Smitty on facebook
Sgt. Grey: of course you are
Angela Lopez removed Inmate 6782
Patrice Evers: Dear all, but why is Mr. Hutchinson in prison? Is there hope for him? Yours sincerely, Patrice
Wesley: MOTHER I swear to god!!
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Inmate 6782: Guys, wait. I can help!
Angela Lopez: how?
Nolan: @Angela Lopez you can’t be serious
Inmate 6782: I am a psychopath, right? I could help you using more drastic measures. first suggestion: i kidnap Ofc. Chen and we see what happens?
Celina: I think my psychic warned me about this situation
Bailey: Yeah, I think we should go with the other plan and pretend to set Lucy up with somebody from my work
Angela Lopez removed Inmate 6782
Nyla: anyways.... are there any news about that fake date? @Bailey
Bailey: not yet. this is harder than I thought!
Bailey: apparently even half the fire department knows about Tim and Lucy
Bailey: yesterday, when I asked Sam if he would go on a fake date with lucy, he said to me (and I quote)
Bailey: “do I look like I have a death wish? you know Sgt. Bradford is armed, right?”
Nolan: this is crazy
Celina: they have such a powerful bond. i am not suprised so many people notice.
Aaron: I made a list of all the “secret” looks they gave each other yesterday...
Angela Lopez: everytime Tim calls her chen instead of lucy i die a little inside!
Celina: btw: I know “erotic fanfiction” is banned but I wrote some cute domestic fanfiction last night when I couldn’t sleep... anyone interested?
Wesley: do you guys ever think that maybe we should leave them alone? and that maybe this whole group chat is morally wrong?
Nyla: did you ask yourself that when you asked elijah for help? that it might be “morally wrong”?
Patrice Evers: Dear Son, what is Nyla talking about? Love, your mother
Wesley: Regretting A LOT of decisions right about now1!
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Angela added Wesley to the group
Angela Lopez: @Wesley stop beeing such a drama queen babe
Nyla: @Angela Lopez you should divorce him tbh
Tamara: guys, focus! we need a new plan
Nyla: we could try the undercover thing again
Nyla: worked the first time?
Nolan: @Sgt. Grey
Sgt. Grey: Just to be clear: you want me, your boss, to send two of my police officers into a fake uc op?
Nyla: pretty much! would be great if it happend sometime within the next 10 days
Tamara: is that when you placed your bet?
Nyla: @Tamara no comment
Genny: we should call it “operation lovebirds” and it is just my idiot brother and lucy wearing fancy clothes and going on dates <3
Nolan: @Genny we don’t really name our operations but the rest sounds actually good
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