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Arranged/forced marriage AU prompts

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1: My father caught us having sex and he ordered me to marry you because he wouldn’t have me destroying anyone’s honor, well, that’s awkward, I don’t even know your name.

2: Your father has conquered my father’s land and I can either marry you or die, well, I’d like to keep my head where it is, thank you, but don’t think I’ll ever love you.

3: I’m a prince and you are a barbarian, they say I have to marry you for peace, god, you don’t even speak my language, go away, you animal.

4: The computer says we are a perfect match, there has to be a glitch, you’ve been my worst enemy since we were three years old.

5: I spent my life in a convent/made a promise of chastity, now the political situation of my country changed and I have to marry you, now the prospect of spending my life with you doesn’t terrify me as much as our wedding night, is there no way to consummate a marriage other than sex?

6: We’re both royalty, we’ve just been married and now we are to consummate our marriage, I’m not sure I can do it in front of six witnesses, god have mercy.

7: Well, marrying an alien was totally my life goal… NOT.

8: We have to marry for political reasons, but the whole ceremony you’ve been sobbing next to me, please stop, it’s breaking my heart.

9: Our marriage was arranged and we’ve never seen each other, now we’re meeting for the first time and damn, you are hot.

10: Our marriage was arranged and we’ve never seen each other, now we’re meeting for the first time and damn, you look nothing like the portrait, who do I kill for that?

11: I have to marry you, but I know you’ve been already married like ten times and nobody knows what’s happened to your previous spouses, sorry if it makes me a bit nervous.

12: We’ve been promised to each other since we were children and we’ve been corresponding for years, you’ve fallen in love with me, but in reality, I had my friend write the letters for me, so in fact you love him, right? This is so embarrassing.

13: Marrying each other was our dream, but now they are marrying us ritually with the intention to kill us so that we would be married in the other world, this is not how we imagined it.

14: You are a painter painting my portrait for my potential suitor and I suspect you are making me super ugly on that portrait on purpose, hey!

15: I’m the proxy groom for my lord, but I fell in love with you as soon as I saw you, I’m fucked.

16: I’m the youngest of three princes and you were supposed to ask for my oldest brother’s hand, but you asked for mine, what the fuck, also my brothers now hate me, thanks.

17: When you said you wanted to marry me, I didn’t imagine I’d become a part of a harem, but it’s fine, I’m still determined to become your one and only, no matter what I have to do.

18: My father organized a tourney and said whoever wins it wins my hand, you entered it just to annoy me but the rest of the knights were shit and you won it all, now we are both fucked.

19: I knew you didn’t want to marry me because we stole your lands and my dad killed your dad and enslaved your people and all, but when they dragged you to the altar in chains, sheesh, that’s a bit too much, isn’t it?

20: I’m marrying you after conquering your land and my subjects thought it fitting to talk about me killing enemies, and how ruthless I am, and now you’re terrified of me, but I’ve never actually killed anyone and I love tea and biscuits, how do I convince you?

21: I was supposed to marry your brother but he thought I was ugly, and you volunteered to marry me instead, do you really like me or do you just pity me?