#nyeh!

[cyber-corp]

Please tell me you know what the skeleton war is

Don’t fret. I know exactly what it is.

For the war effort, I’ve procured a collection of spooky tunes for the troops in the graveyard trenches. I’m doing my part!

[misty-moth]

2 complaints that shouldn’t be complaints but are (in regards to whb):

I have pulled 5 legend/king cards… and 3 of them were Mammon 😐 he makes up a third of my team now. He is a gemini (I know I know, my kryptonite), but gimme Satan or Beel you cowards!

And my second complaint is that the panty party takes me at least a half hour but usually more per round. That’s wiiild. Imagine yeeting a shibaried red blob into undies for 1-2 hours each day. And I can’t bring myself to throw the rounds because the prizes really stack up 😫

[strahboy]

Character design class shenanigans. His name's Kosta.

[paper-lilypie]

OH i'M SO LATE BUT- I'VE BEEN thinking of a DnD inspired AU for so long for the DAs PLEASE IF YOU EVER DECIDE TO DO IT I'll owe you my heart and soul 🙏

please please @ellaneygrooves ya gotta help me build this one

[lemaistrechat]

Phases of Skeletor’s Life

Sources are what I’ll call “the main 80s continuity”. This includes both Filmation cartoons, mini-comics packed with the action figures near the end of the line but not before, the newspaper comic and The New Adventures of He-Man.

PHASE 1, Backstory. Skeletor was either a demon from another dimension who always had a bare skull for a head, or King Randor’s brother Keldor. If the latter, his experiments with magic caused him to uncontrollably cross spacetime (”The Search for Keldor”).

He studied magic under Hordak (making it possible that his extra-dimensional demon homeland was Horde World, but no writer has explicitly said so) and arrived/returned to Eternia with his invasion fleet. As the Horde conquest failed, Skeletor was stranded behind enemy lines at the end of a half-successful commando mission to steal the King and Queen’s twins (She-Ra, “The Secret of the Sword”/”Reunions”)

Between the Horde invasion landing and its failure, they made Snake Mountain their base. Skeletor convinced Zanthor, a member of the Council of the Wise, to betray its Golden Discs of Knowledge to him, using knowledge their contained to shape the Snake Mountain base. Zanthor was banished to a phantom dimension by Zodac and the rest of the Council of the Wise, then they disbanded. (He-Man episode “The Golden Discs of Knowledge”)

Besides Hordak any other named Hordesmen in the invasion force, and briefly Zanthor, Skeletor’s earliest allies were Beast Man, Mer-Man, Trap Jaw (AKA Kronis), Tri-Klops and Evil-Lyn. The 2002 continuity showed the order they joined Keldor (Beast Man -> Kronis / Tri-Klops or vice versa -> Evil-Lyn, Mer-Man implicitly last) but this one didn’t. Fisto also held his forest domain as a fief from Skeletor for some time, defecting when Prince Adam was 16. (He-Man episode “Fisto’s Forest”)

PHASE 2-1 (Filmation Season 1)

Skeletor and Beast Man reassemble the Evil Warriors. They spend many months on various schemes to take over Eternia, though rarely in the full group of six. Prince Adam is 18.

PHASE 2-2 (Filmation Season 2)

New Evil Warriors join: Clawful, Webstor, Whiplash, Kobra Khan, Two Bad, Spikor and Modulok.

PHASE 2-3 (Filmation She-Ra)

Skeletor meets Hordak again. They briefly team up (”Secret of the Sword”/”Battle for Brightmoon”), then fight whenever they meet (”Gateway to Trouble”, “My Friend My Enemy”, “Of Shadows and Skulls”, “Horde Prime Takes a Holiday”, Christmas Special). Modulok soon defects to the Horde. Prince Adam turns 20 or 21. Skeletor, Beast Man and Trap Jaw are last seen together assaulting the Bee People’s Hive starship (She-Ra, “Assault on the Hive”).

PHASE 3, honorary Snake Man and new Evil Warriors

One day when only he and Kobra Khan are at Snake Mountain, Skeletor goes spelunking into unexplored caves beneath Snake Mountain. King Hiss is released from mystic confinement. Rattlor and Tung Lashor are summoned from the Etherian Horde to join him. Hypothetically, Skeletor and King Hiss are independent allies living together and each planning to backstab the other when He-Man and Hordak are defeated, but all the old Evil Warriors stop coming to Snake Mountain and the pair act like co-commanders of the Snake Men. King Hiss manages to free Sssqueeze and Snake Face from where they were mystically banished. The robots Blast Attack and Twistoid are added to this group. (mini-comics “King of the Snake Men”, “Snake Attack”, “The Ultimate Battleground!”, “Revenge of the Snake Men”, “Energy Zoids”. Alternate telling in “Vengeance of the Viper King” newspaper comic.)

Eventually the Snake Men are banished again. Either before or after this, Skeletor summons Scare Glow and Ninjor from across space and time to serve him. This doesn’t seem to work out long-term. (”The Search for Keldor” mini-comic, “Ninjor Stalks by Night” newspaper comic)

With the Snake Men gone, Skeletor summons alien mercenaries Saurod and Blade. Evil-Lyn and Beast Man return to him, though at one point they also try to run away from him and conquer Blade’s home planet Merrian.

PHASE 4, The New Adventures

Some time later, Skeletor has become a cyber-lich, with advanced prosthetics all over his remaining flesh.

He lives at Snake Mountain with none of the Evil Warriors except a tribe of humans who wear ram hides. He also has a different staff from the old Havoc Staff.

He makes his way onto a starship from Primus and joins the Mutants of Denebria led by Flogg. (New Adventures, “A New Beginning”)

On the moon of Nordor, he finds a power crystal that changes his body/armor again. (New Adventures, “Sword & Staff”)

He falls in love with a Mutant woman, Crita.

His beloved Crita schemes her way into a position of power independent of Flogg as the Queen of the Gleanons of planet Necron. When a peace treaty is signed between the rulers of Primus and Flogg’s Mutants, he and Crita do not abide by it and attack He-Man and his friends. He-Man knocks them into a small spacecraft and sarcastically officiates their wedding before tossing it into orbit. (”The Final Invasion”)

That was the last we saw of him before continuity reboots. Really.

[dapper-lil-arts]

Anyone else finds it hilarious that pony posting not only is going through a Renaissance but simply does not die lmao. i'm having a good time!

[jazze-bee]

I love how you draw papy hhhhhhhh

Thank you! Have another Papy, I love drawing him 💖

[atnightiscream]

A god of the dorks, maybe. 😂😜

(In regards to those hashtags. XD)

What hashtags? I remember seeing no hashtags 😤

[madlichen]

Now you've done it He Man! You've given me no choice! I'm putting you in a tumblr poll He Man! Now all the tumblrinas will tell jokes at your expense! You cannot outmatch them He Man! They are too smart! Their wit is too great! Whatever shall you do?

Nyehhhhhh heh heh heh!!!! Skeletor!

[a-snowpoff]

[kikruui]

my silly little designs blegghhh

[pixiemage]

If Bad Boys sounds like a name made by kids on the playground, and Cleo’s team is just playing house, and Impulse giving Bdubs a clock feels like a kindergarten marriage…is this ENTIRE season just a big playground game of pretend at recess?? Did Jimmy push Tango off the tire tower and immediately apologize because he felt bad?? Is Bdubs’ boogey kill the equivalent of someone telling him he’s the bad guy, and him pointing at Skizz and going “BANG! You’re dead!” because like - that would make so much fckn sense honestly.

It’s recess, boys, and they’re pulling out EVERY game in the playground handbook

[misty-moth]

I am so TIRED

I drank coffee instead my usual energy drink, and now I feel so ~sleepy~ and so ~cozy~, but I wanna do fun things that require staying awake 😾

Edit to add: now my cat is laying on my lap, so I’ve been in-cat-pacitated 💀

[maeshelix]

So I was rotating the Photo Album pictures around in my mind, as any sane mind tends to do every now and then of course, when I took notice of this one in particular because like

Look at Mari's face here

She is fucking enraptured by this comic

That's not the expression of a sweet and loving older kid reading something with her younger friends for the sake of making them happy (as headspace Mari would lead you to believe she'd react), that's the expression of a girl who is so engrossed by this story and so sucked into the writing that she's already planning out twelve Spaceboy AMV's and a moodboard in her head. She is gobsmacked by the quality of this comic. She can't get enough!!!

Thus, I propose to the Omori fandom that Mari was a closeted comics nerd and, had she survived to adulthood, she would have been a Marvel movie stan. Thank you for your time-

[paper-lilypie]

god they’re so gross, it’s almost like they’re made for each other

[dapper-lil-arts]

That joke on across the spiderverse reminded me so much of Trixie. Girl refuses to accept herself as a C-tier Twilight opponent lmao