#obiwans like i bet my lightsaber AND my co general when hes had too many lmao | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

merrysithmas · 2 years

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anakin is the one that always orders the colorful practically nonalcoholic sugar laden drinks called like SPARKLING BLUE BABY METEOR SHOWER at the bar but obiwan is the one with the menacing 5000 step Coruscanti Starbucks order

#obikin #obiwan drinks 75 yr old chanrillian cognac and is so embarrassed #and anakin drinks black caff injectrd straight into his eyeballs but has to painstakingly order obiwans drink at the drive up or he'll be #mad for the rest of the day bc his order got messed up #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #anakin doesnt like drinking or gambling hes too innocent and was raised by a good mom #obiwans like i bet my lightsaber AND my co general when hes had too many lmao #when they are drunkyou can definitely see which was raised on tatooine and which on coruscant but in like the opposite way you expect #anakin knows all the gambling tricks though that gangsters used to use in mos eisley so hes like actually 10000% helpful during a card game #just completely nonchalantly #and obiwan is like wait wait you just calculated the odds of that in your head??#and anakins like yeah doesnt everyone?#and obiwans like.... anakin we are going to win a LOT of credits and make bad ppl VERY upset are you down or are you down?#and anakins with the latent rage towards slavers and criminals is suddenly turned on to his power like: Bring It On #and then a local refugee organization gets like 50k credits in cash in their mailpod the next morning #obiwan hung over the next day: so what did u learn...#anakin: being bad pays off #obiwan: anakin no

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