#oc: Constable Tape

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THE BOYS. HERE THEY COME. THEY ARE HERE

My We Happy Few legion of stationary has designs now baby

Some brief info about them

The legion of stationary are the prototypes results of a project that is runned by The Wellington Wells Health Institute.

Dr. Colored Pencils - he-they - The youngest of the prototypes. He is extremely Intelligent and a excellent doctor but has a basically non-existent temperament. He's pissed off constantly and hates everything. They probably don't likes anything, considering he always will find a issue with something. Which makes him a absolute pain in the ass to work with. The only things they don't seem to hate are the things he does. He's also a artist and draws a lot in his spare time. In fact if he isn't doing a task related to his job, he's probably drawing.

Constable Rubber Band - he-her - A extremely self-absorbed Bobby who always needs to be the center of attention. He's overly dramatic and can be annoying with his antics. The rest of the constabulary either loves how outgoing he is or hates her guts with a passion. There is no in between. She also tends to constantly "improve" the Bobby uniform he has. Which is him basically very heavily styling it. She also works as the "fashion police" (self given title) and is always on the lookout for people who aren't dressed properly. He's very good at that

Dr. Hole Punch - They-him - a very reclusive and strange doctor. Laid back and not as serious as the others are. They're not very into the job of being a joy doctor and would much rather party the nights away. But unfortunately they don't have the luxury of quitting. He loves music and always is blasting it in his office, much to the dismay of Dr. Colored Pencils. He's still good at his job even if it doesn't seem like it. Despite his reputation around town as being a complete party animal, there's not really much known about him.

Constable Tape - he-him - a rude, drunk bastard. Constable Tape is not very friendly. He's brash, hostile, and will speak his mind no matter how rude it is. He doesn't care. He takes his job seriously and will (quite literally) beat law breakers back into their place. Surprisingly, he and Dr. Scissors get along quite well and hang out a lot

Dr. Scissors - she-her - the most murderous one in the legion. She is the definition of fucked up and evil. Dr. Scissors sees anyone that isn't in the legion or a bobby/doctor, not as people but objects to experiment with. She's cruel to Downers, dragging them back to the health Institute for the other Doctors, and ruthless when it comes to Wastrels. She'll kidnap Wastrels and bring them to her personal lab to experiment on. She's not a people person. Strangely, she has grown a puppy dog crush on Constable Tape and will try to flirt with him constantly. She is very bad at it and it causes physic damage to everyone nearby

Constable Stapler - He-They - The oldest out of the entire legion. He's quiet, fidgety, alert of everything going on, and doesn't speak (selectively mute). Often focusing completely on doing the tasks assigned to him. Despite how quiet, and nervous he is, he's extremely friendly and helpful. My beloved

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How tall is your WHF Legion?

Dr. Colored Pencils is 7'6"

Constable Rubber Band is 9'0"

Dr. Hole Punch is 7'11"

Constable Tape is 7'3"

Dr. Scissors is 8'8"

Constable Stapler is 7'9

Big Bastards

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What does ur whf legion do to the protagonist, if anything?

Okay so I'm assuming this is about how they'd fight the protagonist

Dr. Colored Pencils has a modified Jubilator he rides around in and shoots bombs at you. Some of them are smoke bombs that are filled with Joy, others are regular smoke bombs, and some are just regular bombs

Constable Rubber Band has whips as her weapons that he can do some fucking DAMAGE with. He can grab things from afar with them as well

Dr. Hole Punch can fucking punch you into next week. They're fucking STRONG. They don't have any need for a bonesaw. Often they'll knock you down and inject you with joy that way

Constable Tape can like,, shoot things to tie you down. He also has his electric truncheon and brass knuckles. Idk I haven't figured out his weapon much yet

Dr. Scissors has not one, but two bonesaws that she can and will use to fuck you up with. She often doesn't inject people with Joy like how the other Doctors do, but she'll pin you down and shove a pill in your throat if she does decide you're not worth it to bring back to the lab.

Constable Stapler uses a modified truncheon as a weapon but also they will straight up bite you like a rabid dog

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So what are your whf legion's opinions on each other?

YES. Okay sit down because this is gonna be long

Dr. Colored Pencils will claim that he violently hates the rest of the legion, but still willingly hangs around them constantly. He gets along best with Constable Stapler, they're quiet and aren't super fucking annoying so he likes them. He thinks Dr. Hole Punch is a nuisance who needs to take their job more seriously. Constable Tape is a asshole who smells WAY too much like alcohol, please that's disgusting. Constable Rubber Band is nice, he likes how she is also a artist who doesn't really like the job they were given so they bonded over that (Dr. Copen wants to be a artist and Constable RB wants to be a star actor). And he respects Dr. Scissors, even if she scares him a little

Constable Rubber Band likes the rest of the legion but absolutely thinks they're all below him. She's the prettiest and most likeable out of all of them. He thinks Dr. Hole Punch is the funniest to hang out with, and Dr. Colored Pencils is her pal. He thinks C. Tape and C. Stapler are okay, and is intimidated by Dr. Scissors

Dr. Hole Punch kinda just likes the rest of the legion. They don't really have any strong opinions on the rest of them. They prefer to be alone most of the time and they're the only ones they hang out with. They get along well with Dr. Scissors and C. RB. They think Dr. Colored Pencils is a bitchass snob tho.

Constable Tape thinks the rest of the legion are morons, but goddamnit they're HIS morons. Also he does have a thing for Dr. Scissors

The legion are some of the lucky few that Dr. Scissors actually sees as people and not objects. She does still see them as way weaker then her and that she has to protect them, but they're the only ones who get treated the closest to equals. Also she has the biggest crush on C. Tape for some reason. The bastard just peaked her interest and now she infatuated with him

Constable Stapler sees the rest of the legion as their close friends. And they like to spend their time with them. Constable Stapler does silently follow them around like a puppy all the time lol