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#odin: horses don't typically run through important diplomatic meetings screaming at the top of their lungs so.....
evilkitten3
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thor 3 would've been a thousand times funnier if loki had just. had kids the entire time and never mentioned it. or just assumed everyone already knew
#mcu
#mcu crit
#loki
#loki's children
#thor: i think the reason loki is so awkward around jane and sif is that he's never had a girlfriend
#loki: i literally have two wives i've dated like a billion mortals and once i banged a horse wtf r u on about
#or everyone actually did know and thor was just. completely oblivious
#loki: *returns home with sleipnir*
#thor: and one time my brother got my father a horse :)
#loki: thor that was a teen pregnancy and i wasn't ready to be a parent. odin agreed to care for him
#loki: shit dad but actually pretty cool grandpa go figure
#loki: or he just likes horses more than people
#odin: horses don't typically run through important diplomatic meetings screaming at the top of their lungs so.....
#thor: father that was ONCE
#odin: it was once from YOU TWO. tyr's done it at least six times and that kids is why he's not in line for the throne anymore
#thor: wait tyr is our brother????
#loki: thor do you pay any attention to your family at all?????
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