(bd-handystand cause fuck putting him on an island was a bad idea) -mores code- "DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE WASTE DISPOSAL, OPERATORS?"
Submariner: I DON’T UNDERSTAND VERBAL ACNE.Steam!Tomoko: Never learnt Morse Code, huh?Steam!Tomoko: But they’re offering help so let me send back that help would be appreciated.
@bd-handystand
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Let him eat! I volunteer!🦇
Steamjo: DIO.Steam!Dio: What? They volunteered and my Capri Sun arms were taken. I want to see your ugly face before I punch it, after all.Steamjo: You’ll still miss even once you CAN see again.
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[ sprays water at tar boy ] BAD
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Aight shite no water what if I flamethrower him
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Steam!Tomoko: I told you.
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muh bruh chocolatey bot possessor why you have a ring?
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tar boy i bet you look like the swamp thing under that helmet >:)
Steam!Dio: I mean not nice I’ll have to fix The World but like damn. Just fried the guy. I’m not touching the dude, so like. Roll him over with your foot.Steamjo: And get gunk on my foot? Okay. Jeez.
Steam!Dio: Now scram, even worse JoJo. Or I’ll take off his second ring and have him possess you to MAKE you leave.
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This is why you don't monologue
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Ayyyy we making ya look spiffy now [ dumps feathers on tar ] nice and warm like mama’s chicken :]
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[->You don’t think you take a liking to the noodle replacing the head on this stolen body, but it will have to do. You’ll get ones with heads later on, even though you were SURE this one had a head, before.]
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TOO BAD MOTHERFUCKER EAT A CAPRISUN YAINT FOOLIN NO ONE *tosses two detached arms at dio's face*
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erina @ dio: BAILIFF WHACK HIS PEEPEE!
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[->You scream as your robot son watches. You’d flail about but now you’re outside and if he made you put on your cloak it has to be daytime and you are so angry at JoJo you are a grown ass man you do NOT need to be carried.]
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