#ofdistortions

[exspiravited-a]

▄ = telling them a joke ( for alastor )

send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse … || accepting!

Alastor was clicking away on the controller, putting out a beautiful combo as the duo played a round of Smash together. When Percy began to speak, the other paid some attention. Not enough to take him out of the game, but enough to where his words registered. 

He’d frown at the “joke”, giving Percy a quick sideways glance. God. That was so bad.

“Here’s a better joke…” Alastor muttered, grabbing Percy’s character and throwing them off the stage. “… This match.” He’s just going to spike him into the endless abyss now.

[timebranded]

Examine! A journal belonging to Percy

Send “Examine!” and an item or person and I’ll write an RPG description of it/them. // Always Accepting

It’s….a notebook? That’s what it seems to be at a first glance, but you can still sort of sense the aura lingering around it. Items sometimes held a sort of…fragment of their owner’s aura after a certain amount of time. Maybe it was the owner’s aura rubbing off on it or something? You never thought about it too much.

Regardless, you can sort of sense the owner’s aura. It was vaguely familiar. For some reason Aevus comes to mind, but you know for a fact it’s not his.

Open it?

[>YES][NO]

You know snooping’s wrong, but you figure, if it’s to get it to its owner…maybe you’ll find like a word or phrase that you’ll recognize.

As it turns out, the entry you opened to is all about Aevus. More specifically, how annoying and overbearing he could be at times. 

…Really, talk of Aevus being annoying told you everything you needed to know.

Find Percy?

[>YES][NO]

You close the journal and try to find Percy, all while thanking your lucky stars that you don’t have the dubious honor of being Aevus’ baby brother.

[disorderlyintentions]

ofdistortions replied to your post: “You know your life is spiraling out of control...

“Tsu, you need to get out more.”

“Sorry, but you’re one to talk.”

[timeblooded--a]

shoutout to @ofdistortions

“You’re Lucas’ partner, aren’t you? You’re here to fight for him, is that it?”

“No. I mean, I am his partner, but I’m not looking to fight right now. I was just going to tell you that I heard that someone named Percy’s in town? I’m told he’s your baby brother.”

“....” Seems to contemplate his options before turning on his heel and walking off. “Thanks. I guess I’ll deal with Lucas later.”

“No problem.” She’ll be ready when that event comes (if that event ever comes). 

[ghostliied]

       ❀ ; — @ofdistortions replied to your post “Nah. Let him suffer.” // @criimsonsun

     “ Perseus Rose you take that back right this instant! ”

[hikaup]

💖 @ofdistortions. 

               “ Hey, buddy--- god is dead and I’m 90% sure it’s your fault, what with that.... sense of style you’ve got going on. “ 

[poisoncrowned]

ofdistortions replied to your post: Alex has appeared! What to do? Brush off Kneel...

*runs away (with wine)*

“ You come back here you little shit. I paid for that. ”

[magneticrepulsion]

“ i wish i could hate you. ”

“What... What’s stopping you?” It was an odd thing to say to say the least. It’s not like Zero was an amazing person, or had made some huge impact on Percy since the time they’d met. So what was stopping him from hating him, now that he knew what he’d done?

[skullgruntdana]

(ू• ౪•ू )(ू• ౪•ू )(ू• ౪•ू )(ू• ౪•ू )(ू• ౪•ू )(ू• ౪•ू )(ू• ౪•ू )

Dana’s cheeks are being smooshed and it’s time to yell. The child is yelling and she’s waving her arms. Dana please calm down. She looks like those inflatable noodle men. 

[grisecus-blog]

❝ Freaks attract freaks, I suppose. ❞

[exspiravited-a]

ofdistortions replied to your post: “Coffee is unnecessary if you just combine 56 five...

“Coffee is completely necessary!”

Slurps loudly on her 280 hour energy concoction. “I’d have to drink way more coffee to get 280 hours of energy, Percy.”

[timebranded]

✓ hewwo??

Send ✓ for me to come up with a Pokemon team for your muse. // Accepting

(Disclaimer: Out of the Pokemon below, I’ve only actually used two or three of them in a team. So I really don’t have a whole lot to say about them other than typing and natures. ^^;)

Chandelure. Percy’s main Pokemon. Not a bad choice to start off with, although it may be vulnerable to quite a few things.

Fire/Ghost. Sassy.

Dusclops. 

Pure Ghost. Maybe get a nature that boosts its defenses.

Mimikyu.

Fairy/Ghost.

Aegislash. 

Steel/Ghost.

Palossand.

Ghost/Ground.

Alolan Marowak. This makes for a great offensive hitter, especially with moves like Shadow Bone!

Fire/Ghost. Adamant or Jolly.

[disorderlyintentions]

“All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.” - Vallen

“I mean, I can’t really argue there. Add being a giant nerd to that and it’d be more accurate though.”

[timeblooded--a]

"Stop calling my your baby brother. I'm not a baby."

“Compared to how old I really am, you practically are a baby.” You may as well start wearing the title with pride, Percy. Aevus is never going to let it go.

[ghostliied]

ofdistortions replied to your post “Mimi has appeared! 

kiss on the cheek

“ H-Hello Percy...~ ”

[artemiala]

💛 @ofdistortions. 

             “ It’s beautiful, isn’t it? ” Cynthia walked up to the stranger in the small Celestic town museum, which was really just a shack next to her grandmother’s home with Sinnohese relics placed in climate-controlled glass cases. 

                 “ The map, that is. ” She clarified, stopping in front of the case in question. Inside rested a faded, yellowed parchment, edges a crisp, ashen black. The ink stains found on its surface were intricate, detailed, beautiful---but ended at the black tears suddenly.

           “ It’s incomplete, though---damaged. My dad always suspected it was just old age, wear and tear from environmental exposure... but I think it was intentional. The mythology around that forbidden creature, the god who lives in a parallel dimension---someone didn’t want future generations to know the safest route through Sendoff Spring, which just so happens to be the only exit from that creature’s dimension. Isn’t that odd? “