#oh he’s chubby

[teetering-dinosaur]

it costs zero money to draw aziraphale fat btw

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 274

You know what is fun? Baby Ghost Jason. You know what could be even more fun? Ghosts are Dragons. 

Jason? Aware of none of this. 

He was on comms, y’know listening and rolling his eyes at Dickwing, who used his real name, really Dick, he mocks. It’s just a stakeout, nothing new there, honestly boring when he could be blowing something up instead. It should have just been a stakeout. 

Yet there’s something suddenly there, something behind him. Something that causes his hair to stand on end and his comms to spark into static like some sort of horror movie. Something, something with clawed hands with corpse-pale skin tipped in black, stained or dead or something else, tilting his head up and up and up as he’s frozen. 

“A child, out here? Alone?” a voice crackles, hisses, hums, and purrs, somehow all at once, unnatural in its tone. He can’t move, he needs to move, he has to move, but it’s like the space around him has gone cold and dead, like he’s stuck in the Pits once more as claws hold his head and his vision blurs. “Sleep, child. Rest- we’ll be home soon.” 

[kiwiaok]

I love that kevin grieved riko. like, of course, he did. don’t people say that grief is the final form of love? and kevin did love him, I think. he loved him once, before, and he loved him after, still. loved him in a way a kicked dog still loves its owner, because even with face twisted in anger and palms shaking from violence that owner is still the same person that gave it a home once. he grieved him because when someone suddenly becomes undeserving of your love– does it ever leave? that love? or does it grow its own legs and continue to wander this world without regard for the validity of its existence

of course kevin grieved. the aftertaste of his love for riko was still fresh on his tongue

[bogartchive]

i'm sure all the hsr characters would love a chubby partner but i think this is especially true for luka, black swan, and gallagher 😇🙏

part of what motivates luka to train hard and get stronger is also to be able to lift his partner!!! they don't need to change anything about themselves (unless they want to, of course), luka will make sure that they get to be held safely in his arms!!!

being chubby herself, black swan just adores the curves of her partner. her touch is gentle, as if she was teasing them, but she makes up for it by leaving plenty of loving lipstick stains on her partner's soft spots...

gallagher appreciates a thicker body. his hands are so big and rough, he loves the way his partner's fat/muscle feels when he squishes them. the way they spill over his palms and jiggle a bit... this guy gets the overwhelming urge to (playfully?) bite his partner

[softcitrus2345]

Hugo's a fun little guy 'cause he's got twice the room for stuffing >:3 This is probably a few seconds before he falls into a food coma XD

(This doodle was inspired by an rp I'm currently doing with an anon here on tumblr, it's been really fun playing as this fella and seeing how he interacts with other characters-)

This part in the rp was just way too good not to draw I'm sorry-

Hope yall enjoy this very self-indulgent doodle of my roly-poly centaur blorbo 'cause I sure do

[littlecrow4]

His ass is not looking at Stan’s hair

I like sending Fidds into gay panics and it’s hitting hard rn lmao

This is the first time I’ve drawn Stan’s body type pls be nice 🙏🏻😣 also some tips would be appreciated if it doesn’t look good

Caption that I didn’t feel like adding

Stan: I should probably cut it huh?

Fiddleford: No.. I like it

“Don’t get a boner Don’t get a boner dontgetabonerdontgetaboner”: Fiddleford probably

[toxi-works-at-culvers]

my beautiful wife who is also a bnunny rabbit

[amphibiousveggie]

Fuck you and your beefed out sebastian. This little shitrat (affectionate) sits in a goddamn basement all day long. He don't lift jack shit. He's pale as the driven snow, and I just know he is either a little soft in the most adorable way or he is Jack mother fucking skellington. Thank you and goodnight.

[paperbagsandwich]

Not really a sequence, these were drawn separately, but a hey, it still works, right?

Some Borrower stuff I just had on my mind where Markus gets pampered from a human after getting exiled for doing something he didn't do...

[justladders]

Woah, woah, woah

That thing about the copyright on "Steamboat Willie" expiring tomorrow (on Jan 1, since the clock hasn't turned for me yet). How have I not heard anything about that until right now.

That's. Crazy. To think about. Like.

There will technically be a version of Mickey Mouse that is in the public domain. I'm. Huh?

Sorry, that's just crazy to me and I felt the need to. Idk do a lil rant.

[cadmuslabs777]

Lex: Jonathan Kent is a good man, unlike my father...

Me: *holds his face so tenderly between my hands* baby ur so dumb..... the only difference between Kent and your dad is that he is a "traditional values" conservative and your dad is a mega corporate conservative. They're both right wing and hate you bc you're a soft hearted effeminate man and they want you to be either the personification of masculinity stereotypes or a heartless corporate mastermind. Do u understand what I'm saying?

Lex: but his son is so pretty...

Me: *sighs*

[carruni]

i wish more people remembered barry sparklecare ill is fat

[venusandsaturnsrings]

listen ik I have like 2 asks sent already but chubby darling is my beloved :(( so I shall feed you again.... since yk chub makes everything 10 times better <33

CHUBBY CRYBABY DARLING <3333

Always sobbing when incel childe teases her or when the slightest thing goes wrong :(( omg imagine her sobbing because the lingerie incel childe got her was a bit too tight :((( her pudge is more visible esp on her thighs where you can see the chub bulging out the top of her tights :((( she sobs whe she sees how big childe is down there bcs "it won't fit! it won't fit!" or hoe she sobs when taking it in :(((( all you have to do is sob that you want something and he'll have it at ur door that night </3 imagine him paying people to bully you just so you'll run to him for help (ofc even if he was the one that told then too they won't be unpunished) :(( he just thinks ur SO cute sobbing ur little heart out :((( he stands behind you everywhere you go like a guard dog since your so fragile:((

Honestly at this point childe can fuck off I wanna make out with chubby darling <33 opinion on me writing a bit of Doberman hybrid childe with chubby gf next!?!

UR SO REAL FOR THIS… i understand her. i sob over nothing as well and live to be coddled…

he’s just… so manipulative. gets hard seeing you cry so why wouldn’t he strive to make you cry more? he’s a porn addicted coomer that wants your tears as lube. setting up some of his online friends to hurl insults at you just to watch your lips tremble before the tears spill over, scooping you into his boney arms with a soft “c’mere, doll. what’s up?” as if he didn’t orchestrate this himself. inceltaru is just so mean like that! wants his sweet dolly girlfriend to cling onto him everywhere they go for comfort. wants her to depend on him with shaky knees and wet eyelashes. wants her to be his; mind, body, and soul. maybe it’s selfish but how can you blame him when you’re just so cute?

also definitely the type to have religiously measured his cock since his teen years. knows the length and girth down to the millimeter. he’s very aware it’s big and has no problem flaunting that but loves it most when your letting your warbled cries about how it’s not gonna fit :( he almost takes mercy on you but… stretching your cute cunny open is more important. it’ll hurt at first but he’s gonna make you feel good! so keep the tears rolling until you’re too cockdrunk to think!

[ratatatastic]

"it was a special and amazing moment for me, forever thankful for the city of tampere to be that kind and letting me celebrate the big moment of my life with pretty much the whole city...not enough words to say how special moment that was for me" oh mister sasha the entire world would die for you just to celebrate your cup day with you

2024-25 Media Day | 9.18.24 (x)

and also for no other reason than i miss sasha cup day and because our beat brought it up behold recap of sasha cup day

and of course also the beauty of it all barkov city where he made all the finns romp around in shirseys with his name on the front oh yeah

barkov city my beloved any day is a good day to reminisce about it especially because the stream link no longer works and was only live for a month after broadcast: heres them playing charades, and also sasha barkovs metal theme, and also them exiling sasha to a seperate couch,

they also played a chubby bunny game and that was fun especially because sasha got so competitive about it while luosty and lundy choked on marshamallows beside him

[inkandpaintleopard]

I finally did a bunch of Monster drawings like I’ve been wanting to but forgetting to

And I learned of Smol Monster. Excuse me who is this little dude man

Also did I ever share my concept for unmasked B-Side Redux Skid and Pump

[scoops-aboy86]

Rarely does a title idea come to me first and the fic follows, but how’s this @hotluncheddie @tangerinesteve @sofadofax @lawrencebshoggoth… Gather ‘round my coffee table, have a slice of banana bread and a cup of tea while we chat.

The title: “The Consumer Funnel”

The fic: Steve goes to a marketing conference, which has some possibly relevant panels or seminars despite the conference being broad and for-profit oriented enough that there’s probably not a lot for non-profit employee Steve to find genuinely useful. But there was some sort of employee development grant that was about to time out for the year and Steve’s boss said to find something to spend the money on before it went poof, so. Here he is.

There’s a seminar run by this guy about his age, but wildly different. Chaotic curly hair to Steve’s perfect coif, wiry to Steve’s thicker build (not helped by desk work and a good appetite), black and casual denim to Steve’s pastels and stripes and chinos, ringed fingers to Steve’s bare ones, music industry to Steve’s social work agency. But Steve raises his hand to ask a question about the consumer funnel (basically that his agency doesn’t have “consumers,” so how should he translate the different stages to make more sense for the recruitment and awareness work he’s tasked with) and Eddie replies with an extremely subtle but particular emphasis on the word funnel that makes Steve flush all over, even if he’s not totally sure what Eddie is referring to beyond the general vibe of hitting on him with Intent. Eddie does his best to answer the question, but wraps it up with, “You can hang back after the seminar ends, it’s a good question and I feel kinda obligated to give it my undivided attention for a bit.”

And like, Eddie’s absolutely hitting on him, but he also really means that. He’s had some experience with social workers from after his mom passed away and his dad was arrested and he went to live with Wayne, some of it bad but a lot of it good. He really does feel like he owes it to the universe to help out with what Steve’s trying to do.

They end up talking shop and then going out to dinner after, ending with Eddie feeding Steve dessert with the sweetest, dreamiest smile on his face, because he cant believe his luck. A clean-cut, pop-loving, soft pretty boy who genuinely cares about the kids even though he doesn’t work directly with them, actually interested in him? They don’t look like they would be a good fit, but they’re actually both having just the best time.

Steve sits back after they’ve finished hashing out who gets to pay the bill, full and content, makes some comment about how if he ate like this every night he’d start popping buttons in no time. Eddie flushes just like Steve hoped he would; two can play the flirt and fluster game.

They end up in Eddie’s hotel room, because although he doesn’t take a funnel with him on work trips, he does have room service. 😜