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ratatatastic · 34 minutes

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a goalie in his pads can be so intimate

florida panthers @ new york rangers game 2 | 5.24.24

#sergei bobrovsky #florida panthers #2324 #playoffs 24 #sergei my beloved #i see the slut cam is back

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i just need to know why theres a seperate camera angle for just filming an ass zoom in during the altercation™

florida panthers @ new york rangers game 2 | 5.24.24

#matthew tkachuck #florida panthers #2324 #playoffs 24 #the zoom in...#ive just happened upon a nature documentary #my years of obsessively watching meerkat manor has prepared me for this moment #sumn sumn display of dominance as the alpha pair sumn sumn run off the competition sumn sumn territory

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ratatatastic · 44 minutes

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welcome to you know i didnt think that would work but apparently standing like a tree does block a goalies vision enough to score a goal go figure but a goal is in fact a goal and pp2 feat swaggy cashing in a goal is definitely a good thing (the pp she works fine its just that we've been facing really good goalies man)

this also means swaggy continues to lead the team in goals this postseason at fucking 8 with a 3 goal buffer between him and 2nd (barky reino and matty t-2 with 5)

the more i look at it the goofier it fucking looks OFC IT WAS EROD WHO DID IT **also am i going crazy or does it slightly ping off erods skate this is gonna haunt me

florida panthers @ new york rangers game 2 | 5.24.24

#carter verhaeghe #evan rodrigues #anton lundell #sam bennett #oliver ekman larsson #florida panthers #2324 #playoffs 24 #swaggy goal? scheduled event #erod acting goofy for it? also a scheduled event #none of this surprises me #did erod play a tree in an elementary school play as a kid because his acting was perfect

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oh to be lovingly held and spun away by the opponent

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#vladimir tarasenko #florida panthers #2324 #playoffs 24 #i feel as though all of our problems would be solved if we did this #someone treat me as sweetly as this

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ratatatastic · 1 hour

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he rolled a nat 1 in perception

florida panthers @ new york rangers game 2 | 5.24.24

#vladimir tarasenko #florida panthers #2324 #playoffs 24 #is he. is he okay.#the parameters of the rink have not changed why is he-#you know what its none of my business #can't judge a man w awful depth perception when i too have the depth perception of blind mole rat which is to say none

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our captain who argues so politely at getting kicked off the fo dot <3

florida panthers @ new york rangers game 2 | 5.24.24

#aleksander barkov #florida panthers #2324 #playoffs 24 #oh youre gonna kick him out? in front of his ex(he has many of those)?#sasha puts up a little arm and just leaves #doesnt put up much fuss what a polite cat #could not be me but i do appreciate his politeness #this is why he has a lady byng and i dont

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ratatatastic · 1 hour

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the differing angles of the hit™ they wanted to make it loud and clear that two beautiful queens (lombo and mika) came crashing into each other and another (stenny) narrowly avoided being collateral or alternatively three long haired brunettes walk into a bar only 2 come out

florida panthers @ new york rangers game 2 | 5.24.24

#ryan lomberg #kevin stenlund #florida panthers #2324 #playoffs 24 #girls girls both of you are pretty #stenny being at the scene of the crime #two swedish long haired brunettes oh my #im sorry its so funny how lombo targetted mika of all people #a jack russel harrassing an afghan hound #please fight people your own size lombo im begging at this point the talls dont stand a chance

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you dont think shit can get funnier until you realise matthew tries to help mikksy along the boards only for mikksy to trap his stick between his body thinking its a rangers stick and matthew is just trying his best to both get it out but also not interrupt mikkola in his very important board battle so he'll shake lafreniére but not mikkola in his efforts to help

and then when its over HE JUST KEEPS HIS ARM UP HOLDING HIS STICK IN THE SAME POSITION AS EVERYONE BLAST PAST HIM LIKE

the comedy of errors i just witnessed oh the tears streaming down my face right now

florida panthers @ new york rangers game 2 | 5.24.24

#matthew tkachuck #niko mikkola #florida panthers #2324 #playoffs 24 #it took mikksy so long to realise he trapped matthews stick #and even then i dont think he did until he skated past and matthew just stood there #anytime matthew and mikkola are on the ice together something entertaining is bound to happen like thats a guarantee #CRYING OVER MATTHEW TRYING TO FREE HIS STICK BUT NOT MOVING IT BECAUSE ITD PROBABLY MAKE MIKKOLA TRAP IT EVEN MORE

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shhhh this is important staring into the void time

florida panthers @ new york rangers game 2 | 5.24.24

#aaron ekblad #florida panthers #2324 #playoffs 24 #if you stare into the void hard enough you wont have to live through the horrors (rangers 1 goal lead)

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"touch her and you die" but its your goalie and your his d

florida panthers @ new york rangers game 2 | 5.24.24

#brandon montour #niko mikkola #sergei bobrovsky #florida panthers #2324 #playoffs 24 #no i cannot and will not get over monty only focusing on bob after the whistle is blown despite the fact lafreniére is still there #which is mikksy rushes over and makes sure to push him back and give them space #bobby giving doublem the butt tappies #this whole sequence has me mmmgfffgmg #this dpair is so special to meeeee

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our top d pair making the best defensive decisions which is apparently *squints* going spread eagle and becoming a human bowling ball and like somehow that worked

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#aaron ekblad #gustav forsling #florida panthers #2324 #playoffs 24 #spread eagling all by yourself handsome?#forsy trying to block a lane and it doing so takes colateral #there were 2 rangers in front of the net and then there were none #and if thats not a job well done by our d i dont know what is #whatever gets the job done

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mikksy is such a menace like oh you bumped kuli in a way i personally find unnecessary? i will skate closely to you and become an obstacle in your way to show my displeasure in a coy who me? act (the linesman was NOT having it seperating them quick)

florida panthers @ new york rangers game 2 | 5.24.24

#niko mikkola #florida panthers #2324 #playoffs 24 #mikksy dows not fight very much but he does know other ways to show his disapproval #and that is by following the cat guidelines of to be a nuisance one must create minor inconveniences

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i love having a criminal cam like hell yeah let me see the besties who commited atrocities together chill out

but also the fishbowl ass lens makes it look like this is a camera pointed at a feeder the resemblance is truly uncanny

florida panthers @ new york rangers game 2 | 5.24.24

#matthew tkachuck #carter verhaeghe #florida panthers #2324 #playoffs 24 #rat cam #the sinbin is warmer with two #swaggy looks like the goody two shoes that got called to the principals office and is sitting outside about to breakdown #and matthew is the delinquent whos made a home on those chairs and just plops down next to him since its the 3rd time hes been called today #sir you are too comfortable in the bad boy box

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i love how we were so proud of our discipline and then BAM scrum tbf though swaggy goes after lafreniére because of the shove he gives him that leads to the goal and matthew goes for trochie presumably because of the follow through of his stick that hit forsy in the mouth which is what also led to the goal in the first place, its not a penalty but what does suck is that there wasnt a stoppage in play to check on forsy and because he was down, trochie was free to tap it in the side of the net that would have been guarded by forsy had he not gotten hit. though matthew has been targetting trochie in game 1 with a couple of pretty hard hits so it doesnt surprise me that he immediately beelines towards him

bob backing away from the chaos until hes out of frame is the peak of the scrum but the slap fight between ekky and panarin also is very good too especially when lundy tries to help out. peep thr refs very quickly seperating swaggy but having to drag lafreniére with them but because apparently two refs can only focus on one guy you can guess what happens

men mounting each on the ice? unheard of im clutching my pearls. but also lundy pinning fox to the goal and then realising lafreniére is on matthew and so he tries to go back to help but in doing so tries to drag fox WITH HIM but fox is clinging onto the pipe like his life is on the line AND THEN lundy manages to make it to matthew but FOX RAGDOLLS HIM BACK???

side note the absolute LENGTHS forsy has to go through to keep gustafsson at bay like thats a tasmanian devil on a leash

the only appropriate metaphor here is that trying to seperate the panthers in a scrum is like herding cats and all of this happening while the crowd sings along to the rangers goal song is so fucking chaotic

florida panthers @ new york rangers game 2 | 5.24.24