#oh my box that's how old

[thecultoflove]

𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘰𝘳-𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘦 '𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘦, 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨

[icewindandboringhorror]

boy in silly sitting positions compilation

[stabbyfoxandrew]

every time my dad does anything he has to do it in the most annoying and loudest way possible. and honestly i'm not sure if he means to or he's just really goddamn stupid but it's really really grating. and i'm suffering the werewolf curse rn so i'm ready to die

[karizipan]

mew year old orv stuff

[peacheenie]

stumbles through the door. coughs. i just got out of a sudden burst of nintendogs related hyperfixated haze and my wallet is a little bit lighter now. what happened. ..

[imflyingfish]

working in an art gallery and talking to a lot of full time artists has given me CRAZY imposter syndrome btw lmao

[gornackeaterofworlds]

have a peek at my wip list 😏😏😏

WHAAAAAT LUCKY WHAT OH MY GOD. FOR ME?? FOR MY ART?? DIES

[memes-in-a-half-shell]

I don't remember if I ever did a HC post about other fighting styles that could probably fit the turtles. Anywhoozle, here I go!

Leonardo

Fight style: Taekwondo

Leo is a man of great fighting skills and goddamn is he flexible with dem LEGS.

I feel taekwondo would fit him as mastering this style would require patience, LOTS of skills, endurance and physical prowess.

Raphael

Fight style: Judo

There's no denying: Raph is probably the strongest of all four and he would fully take advantage of that.

Once he'd get a good grip on an opponent, you bet he's going to pummel their face and ass straight to the ground.

Donatello

Fight style: Kung Fu

A very flexible style that would probably appeal more to the defensive side of Donnie!

This style tends to be very creative with its environment and once mastered, it can make you a very fast and precise fighter!

(^^^^^ Bonus point for including an Ip Man scene. If you haven't seen those movies, I highly recommend!! I love kung fu movies! Plus the main actor's name is Donnie Yen hehehehheh)

Michelangelo

Fight style: Capoeira

Dancing AND fighting?! This just screams Mikey's style!

Learning to fight this way can make him unpredictable to his ennemies, and also flexible and quick to evade attacks coming his way.

[thatdeadaquarius]

Why is it when paimon says ‘it should be near by!’ the distance from it to us is the length of sumeru including the desert

Nothing Paimon has ever said to me has been helpful ever.

Omg, if u got isekaied/sagau? To Teyvat I genuinely wouldnt know how i would react to Paimon 💀

Bc on one hand, she rlly cares about the traveler and shes sweet + been there this whole time

But on the other 💀

Shes over here like, "lets explore this area later" bc its dangerous (ur in teyvat irl now so all the lands r made/arent virtually blocked anymore)

And im like "sucks for u ig" and i just duck and weave that fairy, im gonna spoil myself and go to natlan and fontaine

Just try and stop me Paimon 🥊

[magnetic-dogz]

My new room is almost the exact same size as the one I had in the old apartment but having a closet I can actually walk inside and replacing all of my furniture has been fucking life-changing. I have never had a cleaner and more organized room in my entire life. Life is so beautiful I feel like that frutiger aero image of the dolphin jumping out of the water in front of a rainbow

[oceanlipgloss]

I...I think I just finished this Simeon fic. Oh God. It's been too long. It will finally, finally be discharged from the elderly home for WIPs. I'll post it tomorrow :P

[redtippedfox]

“If you don’t mind me asking…” Nadja shockingly spoke up “…why don’t you go after Marinette by yourself?”

The question had the five corrupted Miraculous holders pausing. Mistress Tigress stared at the interviewer with wide eyes and Nadja felt like she was staring into the eyes of a monster. She scanned the reaction of the other villains, the fox villainess was shocked at the question but lost interest and went back to playing with Ladybug’s hair. The turtle didn’t even look up from the iPad, but the horse and the newcomer, the monkey, all froze.

Nadja decided to try again, “It’s just that there are now five of you…” still no reaction from the other two but the tiger began to show a hint of reaction so Nadja was going to keep pushing. “…and I don’t exactly know how powerful your Miraculouses are but I figured if you’re Akumatized then you must be really powerful…” she paused for a second, the monkey was now staring at her no longer messing with the tiger who was still cuddled up to Ladybug.

Ladybug and Chat Noir were looking at her like she was crazy, the fact that they didn’t know anything about what would happen if a Miraculous holder was Akumatized was already bad enough but Nadja enticing them and trying to get more information out of the Akumas was worse. Ladybug shook her head no to Nadja, she didn’t want anymore of the Miraculouses secrets revealed it was only going to help Hawkmoth in the end. But Nadja was a reporter and this was a big opportunity for her to get more information on the Miraculous and the future.

“…So why don’t you go after her yourselves?” she smiled a kind smile to the Akumas and waited for an answer or better…a reaction

“Hmm no thanks I like living.” The monkey said as he played with the tigers hair, the tiger smacked the monkey in the face, “Yeah I like not being hunted down and being tricked into traps like a wild rabbit, so that’s a no.” The tiger cuddled back up to Ladybug and the fox stopped braiding Ladybugs hair to look Nadja dead in the eyes but said nothing, “With how cunning Marinette is? No way.” The monkey piped up.

“That wouldn’t be a wise idea.” The horse Akuma added in but didn’t look at her like the others, Nadja was curious now, it would be great if the fox and turtle said something as it seems they knew a lot more than the others. “If we went to find Marinette on our own separately she would pick us off one by one.” The turtle finally spoke, his eyes showing no lie as he crossed his arms. “She may have been revealed to be Marinette but she’s still Ladybug, the holder of creation …she’s been fighting Akumas for 23 years.” The fox pointed out.

Nadja blinked, “23 years?” She parroted in disbelief that the 13 year-old Ladybug in front of her had committed to fighting Akumas for 23 years. Was future Marinette really that scary? Was future Marinette really that dangerous? “Besides Marinette is the Miraculous Guardian, she’s bound to the very Miraculouses that we all wear she’ll know how to take us down.”

Ladybug and Chat Noir looked shocked

Nadja was even more curious, “Bound? Bound to what? I thought the Miraculouses were just pieces of jewelry that turn you into superhero’s?”

Kitsune Rouge smiled a toothy grin, “To the 19 gods that reside in the Miraculouses of course!”

Nadja eyes went wide, “Gods?!”

“Gods” Kitsune Rouge smiled, “You didn’t really think that the Miraculouses were just pieces of jewelry that you put on and boom you’re a superhero! Do you?”

The Akumas laugh, “Oh Nadja, inside the Miraculous reside Gods, powerful Gods, Gods that were enslaved and trapped in these pieces of jewelry.”

Nadja gulps, fear now clawing at her brain as she realizes what she fears or yet doesn’t believe.

“That means…”

“That means that Marinette Dupain-Cheng is more powerful than you could ever imagine.”

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Sneak peek from Chapter three of Timey Wimey…Uh Oh: The Reality of the Situation

[serenescribe]

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Fanfic Writer Ask Game

✨️ Out of the comments you’ve received on your fics, what are two or three of your favorites?

💀 i am so bad at remembering comments... i truly do appreciate every single one i get, but i'm very bad at remembering the specifics. i don't have a dedicated favourites list, and the only comment i can remember right now is the one i shared last time :')

so instead of struggling through searching all my comments, how about i share with you a (now deleted) bookmark that is permanently ingrained in my mind? this was left on "A Beginner's Guide To Breaking Your (Apparently Requited) Crush Out Of A Time Loop", and i. still lose my shit in the best way whenever i read it.

@ the bookmarker, i hope you're doing well (genuinely. this is one of my favourite bookmark/comment ever. i'm actually weirdly happy i touched them this deeply in this way, esp since i was tipsy while writing the fic)

💥 What is one canon thing that you wish you could change?

i am weirdly enough not so anal about canon that i think about changing it frequently. maybe it's because i'm so used to the freedom of just closing your eyes to canon and doing whatever the hell you want in au city.

that being said. (puts on warrior cats hat) i genuinely wish the new prophecies group, the remaining five of them, didn't split off and completely cut ties the way they did after they all arrived at the new lake territory. i think the new prophecy arc is best because it's this ragtag group of chosen warriors, travelling together, bonding together in spite of the clan lines dividing them. and then you're going to just. have them separate again? "it's the clan way" well MAYBE the clan way should change, and they should differ on the way they run things! yes, yes, clans should handle themselves, etc, it's the warrior way, but also. maybe a little bit more friendship? relaxed borders? MAYBE??? i miss my kids :(

[kn11ves]

emotional support group for autistics who got called condescending and rude as kids just for responding to things directly and still not knowing how they were being mean

[rumor-weed]

i’m sorry VOTER FRAUD?

IN MY VEGGIETALES?

it’s more likely than you’d think...

[obsidiannebula]

I cannot believe it is only 1230 in the afternoon. I feel like I've been busting my ass all day