#oh the gears are turning this is IT

[hiyyihrts]

thinking about how we’re probably going to see perfectly coiffed and put together colin slowly start to come undone over the season- messy hair from running his hands though it, cravat not tied so straight and proper, sleeves unbuttoned and rolled up- all because he’ll start to agonize over his feelings for penelope and she’ll be the reason for his unravelling into full-blown needy-and-desperate-for-her colin by the end of it….

[moderndaypandora]

The LAYERS needed in a modern/human Dreamling au.  Some level of Endless family dysfunction, obviously.  Hob's family can be be dead or not, it's all good. Are they old enough to have individually gained the awareness they are off-puttingly intense and should hide it a bit at first, or still in that "no, why would I need to Elsa this" stage?

Option A is both of them trying to play it cool, like "don't scare him off" except they so badly want to go from zero to sixty.

(Death and Desire have ruthlessly drilled Dream with flashcards about how to react appropriately in situations.

Desire: it's your one-month anniversary, what do you do?

Dream: [hesitantly] NOT propose?

Desire and Death, conferring, because that's technically correct but the delivery was suspect.

Death, encouragingly: Good start. And?


Dream: a nice dinner and maybe a walk?

Desire: well done!

Death: and for a three-month anniversary?


Dream: give them a key to my flat.

Desire: [airhorn] NO. RED CARD.)

Option B makes them the classic anecdotal "my grandparents got engaged within seven days of meeting each other and still are happy together".

(Death, rubbing her temples: so you met this guy--

Dream: Hob

Death: -- Hob, and within 1 day you gave notice to the Registrar's Office and figured out the best day to get married. And Hob agreed to this?

Dream: NO.

Death: oh thank go-

Dream: Hob SUGGESTED this.

Death: . . .

Dream: are you going to be a witness or not?

Death, 29 days later in the Registrar's Office, to Hob's witness: Is he sane?

Johanna Constantine, drinking heavily from a large flask: unfortunately yes, by all legal definitions.

Death: fuck

Johanna: [passing the flask over] if your brother's even a tenth as intense as Hob, they'll be fine. Probably.

Death, brightening: Is Hob that bad?


Johanna: You know how sometimes you meet somebody and think "oof, they're a bit much, best give them a wide berth"?


Death: yeah.

Johanna: Hob's like a camouflaged hole in the ground of muchness. Except he's done the hole up all nice and he knows that sometimes you just want to be left alone in the hole to sulk and rattle the spikes for a bit, and occasionally get a F&M hamper tossed in.

Death: [hmmmmmmm'ing approvingly]

Johanna, morose: the bastard.

In the background, Hob and Dream are pressing their foreheads together and basking in each other's presence)

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

"I can top that."

Leverage S02E07 The Two Live Crew Job.

[arundolyn]

more trans brisket showcase i actually REALLY like this one

[obsmiechujek]

Snake in A5 or any A!! Need pink sparkly Snake 💖

It's good for sneaking!

[torra-and-the-toons]

Yakko D. Warner

He's gonna be King of the Watertower and find the one piece swimsuit or something like that.

[solradguy]

Soltober '23, 09

[klaxonsynth]

when the snake is solid‼️

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

the best thing about having a cat that Fully understands and typically obeys the commands "sit" and "stay" is that when she doesn't obey, you're Keenly aware that it's a conscious decision

[willowser]

omg willow!!!! have you ever thought about what would happen with ex Bakugou if you guys had a preplanned trip 🥺🥺🥺 are you still going together, does he give you his ticket, does he demand you talk before so things won’t be awkward 🥺🥺🥺ps your ex bkg stuff is making me sob but I can’t get enough of it 🥺

OOOOOHHH i have not thought about this 👀 omg......i want to say you still go.........oh man this is scratching a lot of itches for me i think.....i might write something for this actually akgbriejakqk

[okitanoniisan]

new rgg fans will never know what they missed back in ye olden days of the fandom (like, 2019), doubly so now that scott strichart's deleted his twitter and jon riesenbach's privated. twitter was so fucking fun and then whatever-the-hell at sega of america happened and caused a fucking snowball effect and now we have shitass localization and resulting discourse that makes every release nigh unbearable, misinformation, confusion, people complaining about "bad writing/mischaracterization" not realizing it's because of the shitass english loc, i'm sitting here like jesus christ these loc bitches massacred saejima's character voice, people will never see him as he was intended, as original yakuza 5 localization Correctly painted him, and now they're coming for kiryu. god help us. we used to be a proper fandom. before everyone was subjected to the remastered localizations and shaky eng characterization. no one had even played yakuza 3-5, people still called morning glory "sunshine" orphanage, kiryu was our only protagonist and people still called him "boring", it was beautiful...

anyway gaiden uses affective instead of effective because the current localization team is full of careless dumbasses who don't give a fuck about ensuring they're using correct english grammar and this is not an isolated incident

[oohbuggypie]

OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS i just had an art idea so visceral i got a lil shiver BULLDON U WILL PAY

[kingsandbastardz]

Oh. 💀 for all you fic writers out there, have some symbolic jewelry.

[astraeaqutie]

sillays,,,,,,

[imminent-danger-came]

You know I think my lmk ships are: skeletalspider (SQ x LBD), ivorylotus (Ne Zha x Yellowtusk), shadowpeach (you already know), and the samadhi dumpster fire (dragonfruit)

[samglyph]

Growing way too fond of Peter “Parker” Yang, a man who is dead for the entirety of the show and has no speaking lines or flashback scenes to actually give him a personality. But who cares. He’s a nosy bitch who cares too much about strangers and if I think about him for too long I want to cry.