#old naruto idea

[mysticdevils]

listen it’s them

[pwhale6]

— people cannot win against their loneliness

[kokodrawings]

“Sensei...  Dad is dead.”

[hellcifrogs]

I don’t know if you wanna know, but since you’re making fusions, I just curious what you might think of Himawari. The canon Naruto Hinata kid.

Because I love her. (I’ve never watched the anime but I’m chronically online and see her all over Instagram and I just love her cause shes adorable that is all.)

Obviously she looks more like what I imagined a NaruHina child would look like. But I will be FOREVER bitter about Hinata's children not having Hyuuga eyes!

She reminds me of kid Naruto though so that IS adorable, but I still don't know her enough to really have an opinion.

[im-still-watching-anime]

naruto: we can’t do that it’s too risky

sasuke: what is life without a little risk

naruto: ohh!! that sounded so cool!! you’re right!! let’s do it!!

sakura: naruto how many times do i have to tell you that just because something sasuke says sounds cool does NOT mean it’s right

naruto: …….so we SHOULDN’T attack the tsuchikage

sakura: what?? no!! why were you even considering that

sasuke: he’s small and old and i need to know if i can beat him in a fight in case i ever have to plan another revolution

naruto, nodding: makes sense….

sakura: no it doesn’t!! stop doing things that would get you arrested right after we got you out of prison

[kishimotomasashi]

“Civilization is coming. And it means to exterminate us.”

Naruto Shippuden (2007) // Black Sails (2014)

[maikides-anonpie]

So many WIPs, so many unpublishable doodles, not enough attention span and time to actually concentrate to finish something. But I managed to do a quick doodle for at least one anime character's birthday, that being Hidan. Also bonus shitpost theory that Hidan didn't always have gray hair.

[domoz]

...okay this is even less drabbleish probably but now I'm imagining the like. Scenario with Hashirama and Tobirama miscommunicating and both not trusting each other (specifically re: Butsuma needs to die) and then dropping Mito in the middle of THAT mess. Just, you know, because it wasn't complicated enough yet

Fic Ideas That Haunt Me!!!!

Mito had never quite managed to get herself to believe in rumors of Hashirama's ruthlessness. Not until, on the first night she spent visiting Senju Lands, he caught her in private. Sat her down, clasped her hand, told her he understood if she thought differently of him, after this…

Her family hadn't quite been convinced of the need to marry her to Hashirama, though to not marry someone would have meant to all but break the alliance they'd had with the Senju for as long as both clans had existed.

Mito had argued it should be herself, in the end, and not for truly political reasons.

She liked Hashirama, liked his grand dreams, and even if they seemed a little too far-fetched to come true, he'd certainly make interesting things happen by trying. Her family liked him too. It was his father that had them all concerned, and, well…

Patricide was no small thing, but Hashirama had said, guilty and tearful, that his father hurt people. Broke people. That he wouldn't accept peace if it was handed to him on a silver platter, and the longer he stayed in power the harder it would be for Hashirama to achieve it.

Mito had promised not only to keep his secret, but to support him, where she could. There wasn't much she could do, not when they weren’t married yet, but she kept an eye out, an ear open, and a few seals hidden in certain spots to help those first two thing along.

That was how she noticed Tobirama -- the stoic younger brother, the one who she'd been introduced to but not actually properly met, which was a shame because she'd heard he was a dab hand at seal work and hardly anyone else seemed interested in it, around here -- was acting just suspiciously enough that she could tell he was up to something.

She'd just assumed he was in on it. It was the most obvious answer to why she overheard him. He was cautious about it, clever; what he was doing only apparent to her because she was an outsider not privy to whatever assumptions Tobirama was using to get away with with saying what he was saying. He was undermining his father's leadership. Smoothing along the inevitable transfer of power.

It wasn't until later that she realized otherwise. She'd thought meals were strained because they were shared with Butsuma, but one evening the Senju clan head was called away for work. Even with him gone, Tobirama remained withdrawn, and Hashirama's smiles remained tense and forced.

"I thought…" Mito puzzled out slowly, after the meal, and Hashirama had oh-so improperly found another private moment with her, "That your brother was after him, too?"

"If he is, he's never told me." Hashirama said, all sad and bitter and anxious.

Well, Mito would just have to see what was going on with that.

[musicfeedsmysoul12]

I feel like the first meeting between Kakashi and his feral new neighbour is probably cause of their dogs. I refuse to not believe that he doesn’t allow his dogs out all the time to hang with him and OC has a dog to, so it’s 100% the fault of them.

Just… Pakkun smells the new neighbour and the dog smells the pack and then it’s just canine love. They totally ignore the two very awkward adults start at one another cause like…

Kakashi: ninja since he was five. Has no idea how to be normal. ANBU. Mainly hangs out with his dogs, fellow ANBU members or Gai. Reads porn in public and is a menace.

OC: 100% was a nomadic hunter who looked for the most challenging game. Hunted Chakra enhanced animals to keep population down. Grew up on the move and whose main companion for years is a talking dog. Is a reincarnation of some nerd who knew about Naruto.

Just the awkward vibes.

Then the OC finds out Kakashi lives off the equivalent of MREs and goes: oh fuck no.

*bangs on door with meal in arms*

Kakashi: what- *meal shoved on him*

OC: test for poisons but eat the fucking food. *stomps off*

Kakashi: *breaks into apartment to leave bowl there along with like… pocky in thanks*

Relationship progresses so that OC has a key to Kakashi’s apartment and will bounce right into it to cook there, ranting about something or that Kakashi sometimes breaks into the other apartment to remind himself someone cares about him.

Later these two move in together cause fuck it why not and then Gai moves in and there are dogs everywhere cause OC’s dog totally romanced some other dog so puppies and then Naruto gets added followed by Lee and it all started cause dogs.

[attroxx]

he definitely bought this at a thrift shop the moment he saw it. art by min on twitter. mutuals can interact.

[noxumbra]

This image is old as hell (2021). It was made around the same time as my fake Jerma ad, but I never posted it for obvious reasons, lol.

This ad is based off of those weird romance Renta ads I used to see all the time.

I made a whole bunch of fake ads for a point-and-click Wix site game I made (which is now defunct). These showed up as you scrolled through a bunch of fake in-game websites.

[maboroshi-if]

Weapon (you can’t use your chakra ALL the time)

hoho, do you already have weapon ideas? 👀

Teehee, yes.

So, you'll have the option to learn to fight with any of these weapons. As of right now, you can only choose one. If you choose to become more vested in ninja weaponry, you'll be able to learn more than one.

Katanas

Naginata

Hook Blades

Chain and sickle

A very big Kunai

Chakrams

Mandarin Duck Hooks

Bo Staff

Ninja Sais

And maybe, just maybe knuckledusters 👀👀👀

[im-still-watching-anime]

kakashi while glancing desperately towards team seven hiding behind a tree: hey gai i um noticed you’ve gotten really “swole” lately you look uhh “swag” as hell

gai while looking at his team hiding behind a rock: thank you kakashi! i’ve also noticed that you have great “emo vibes” and that you do a great job maintaining your “loner aesthetic”

kakashi:

gai:

gai: what does swole mean??

kakashi: what are emo vibes??

[waffliesinyoface]

dumb concept that wont leave me alone: during the destruction of uzushiogakure, one of the survivors activates a last-ditch summoning seal, meant to summon a powerful warrior who would defend the city. and because uzumaki fuuinjutsu is based on spirals... the person summoned is post-canon Simon from TTGL.

[starclast]

I had a old idea for a comedic/romance fanfic where Lee basically gets possessed by a *flirty* spirit who tries to seduce every female around him. Yeah, weird to say the least...but the funniest thing is...that flirty spirit is Neji 🤣🤣🤣