hey so i just recently got into the naruto fandom (i read the whole manga about 6 years ago but im doing a reread and i want to be more involved in fandom now) and i am DESPERATELY in need of some mutuals who will talk to me about naruto lmao... i keep bothering my irls and its getting annoying because none of them have any knowledge of naruto and i NEED TO SPEAK... lmao if anyone wants to talk about naruto in general im SO IN NEED, but im also very into kakashi/gai, tsunade/jiraiya, naruto/hinata, asuma/kurenai, or LITERALLY ANYTHING about sakura or shikamaru... PLEASE hit me up guys im in dire straits here...
Shikamaru: Lord Hokage? I just have a few papers for you to look over before you leave for the night, and —
Shikamaru: Eh?
*the room seems to be empty; until Shikamaru notices a sandal sticking out from underneath the desk*
Shikamaru, crouching down: … what are you doing under there??
Kakashi: Hiding.
Shikamaru: From?
Kakashi: Gai.
Shikamaru: Why are you hiding from him?
Kakashi: This morning, before I left, I accidentally ate the last of his chocolate cake. I thought he wouldn’t notice but he’s been messaging me all day asking where it is. I finally told him I ate it and he said he’s “coming to pick me up” after work.
Shikamaru, sighing: Lord … Kakashi-Sensei. You’re the Hokage. You’re the leader of our entire village. You can’t be scared over something so mundane.
Kakashi: Maybe you’re right.
Kakashi: By the way, Temari stopped in while you were running errands earlier. She wanted to know why you didn’t take out the garbage this morning like she asked you to. Seemed pretty angry; she also said she’d be by for YOU after work. But I guess you’re not scared of that, right?
Shikamaru:
Shikamaru: *gets on his hands and knees and crawls under the desk* Move over.
Sasuke: Naruto called him “dad” during training today.
Sakura, to Kakashi: And that made you really happy — ?
Kakashi: No! For God’s sake, I’m just barely keeping myself alive, here! I’m not ready for the responsibilities of having actual children!
Naruto: But I thought you liked that word, dattebayo! Last week when it was raining really hard and I had to spend the night at your house, I heard Gai-Sensei call you “daddy” a BUNCH of times, and the next day you seemed really happy!
Sakura and Sasuke:
Sasuke: G-Gai was there, too?
Naruto: Yeah; he crawled through the window after midnight. I asked him what he was doing and he said him and Kakashi-sensei have special training at night. I asked if I could train with them but he said I wasn’t old enough, but one day I’d probably train like that with Sasuke.
kakashi: alright another war sure i’m totally not stressed and everything will be FINE i just have to make sure gai and the kids survive and—
literal actual uchiha madara back from the dead and more terrorist than ever: hmm i really want to kill those three kids and that taijutsu guy with the thick eyebrows specifically