#omg im still rmbr this...

[papaya-twinks]

im back! js saw u asked to resend it... ill try to rmbr it 😭

faceless of!reader could be live stream or prerecords clips (i think this for lando too...) lando joins in filming and reader's subs go crazy over her content with a man instead of her usual toys hehe soo reader n lando keep making more

thats all i can rmbr but yea go crazy hehe

Warnings: Smut, 18+, porn with a plot, onlyfans

Pairing: Lando Norris x fem!reader

lando finding out you have an onlyfans

You technically should have told Lando you had an OnlyFans on the first date, but you couldn’t help but feel slightly embarrassed by the fact. “Sorry, I can’t come round today,” you said, talking to Lando on the phone as you finished off painting your nails for your shooting later.

“Aw,” Lando said, evidently sounding a little upset, “why not?”. You hummed for a second, debating whether to tell him or not. Should you? Why not, anyways. “I’m doing a shoot,” you said quietly. “Oh, like, modelling?” he asked, voice curious. “Uh…no, not really,” you said quietly,” more…onlyfans?”.

There was a pause.

“You do OnlyFans?” Lando asked. God, why was it so hard to read his emotions? “Uh, yeah,” you said quietly, only to be met with silence. “Nice,” Lando grinned, the hint of a smirk in his voice, “what’s your user?”.

lando joins in 👀

Usually, you’d just stick to fingering yourself or using toys, but when Lando suggested he could join (along as his face was out of it?). There was no way you’d say no. You were on your hands and knees as Lando stood behind you, still fully clothed, whereas you were in your lingerie.

You giggled as you felt Lando’s hand on the back of your thigh, your hands busy adjusting the camera as he moved your panties to the side, your viewers all filing in as you grinned, moving back so your thighs were pressed to Lando’s as he groaned.

“Whore,” he muttered, the smile never leaving your face as he fiddled with the lace, opting to tear it off your body instead as the viewers all commented on who the man was. You didn’t answer, too busy with Lando’s fingers down your throat, pressing down on your tongue as he hummed, undoing his jeans.

Yep, there were all the comments about his dick size. You moaned as he pushed against you - this session was unlike most, you wouldn’t spend much time interacting with viewers and instead just have Lando fuck you. “Fuck,” you groaned as he sped up his pace, your body shaking with each thrust.

One of his hands bunched in your hair as he pulled your head back slightly, picking up pace as he rocked, his body hitting yours, the sounds lewd and filthy as you moaned again.

user: jesus who’s this new guy???

user: omg it’s hot tho 🔥

user: this is MINT

You could feel the heat building up as he carried on, his hand moving to caress your tits as you whined, your orgasm flooding through as he followed shortly, your viewers going crazy. Well, more money, right?

[good-griief]

come back omg

i’m back have a lil ellie blurb

i don’t rmbr how long ago it was i said id write it but my twt mutual suggested so im delivering😁

“I’m almost done, baby,” Ellie laughed, adjusting her seating as she diligently cleaned her rifle. You groaned at that, letting out a slow breath as you leaned your head back on her shoulder. “Ah-ah,” she used the butt of the rifle to tap your thigh. “Keep watching.”

You didn't know how long it’d been. An hour, maybe? Ellie had been cleaning her guns, the two of you watching old movies when she jokingly proposed the idea; “since you’re just sitting there, princess,” she’d added mockingly, “why don’t you sit on my lap?” At first, that was it. She was just being bratty because you were sitting too far away, but then she suggested this;

sitting on her lap, cockwarming her strap after she put on a new movie. She wanted you to stay there the entire movie, too. No whining, moaning, squirming, nothing.

“I’ve just been thinking about it,” she admitted with a laugh when you asked why she’d suggest something so cruel.

Of course, you still agreed.

And now you were here, getting closer to the end of the movie and also getting closer to just asking her to stop and fuck you.

“You’ve been so good. Just a few more minutes,” she told you, pressing a sweet kiss to your shoulder. “You can do that for me, right?” She rested her chin where she kissed you, looking up at you with a pretty, pursed-lipped, taunting smile. “I promise I’ll give you everything you’ve been thinking about after, yeah?” That was a threat, you knew it was— no matter how promising it sounded— so you adjusted the blanket over your lap and moved your attention back to the screen. “That’s my girl.” The sweet tone of her voice dropped and she went right back to polishing, chin resting on your shoulder as she did. “My good girl.”

[screampied]

HIIIIIIIIIII, omg so cute that u missed me cause i missed you too ☹️☹️

OMG TOJI IS THE BIGGEST CONDOM HATER AND HE HATES TO PULL OUT, MF IS MAKING KIDS LEFT AND RIGHT (the money i would pay to be one of his baby mommas is as large as his cock).

nanami starts so sweet, he is the type to say some stuff that makes your dizzy mind go “he didn’t”. i can see him always being respectful saying “you feel so good, baby” and then he finds out that whenever he swears his partner likes it, so he starts taking his chance, and a few weeks later he sweetly calls her his pretty slut. ITS ME, IM HER!!!!

i— vegas i am the biggest suguru simp ever, i would be a member of his cult, i swear to you i could worship him better than others, my mouth would make him forget i am just a dumb human. HE ALSO HAS THE VIBE OF MOCKING YOU WHILE SMILING WITH HIS EYES CLOSED LIKE OMG

so, uh, i have a humiliation kink or something…

i don’t think peach ice tea tastes like peach, but it’s sweet and good, and it makes me very happy to drink it. however, i have no control over it, so others need to pour for me and tell me to stop, because i will keep going until it all comes back up (it happened)

toe rings are perfect for me, who is always wearing sandals, so it gives that lil fancy look instead of just casual. OMG BRACELETS ARE EVERYTHING, i used to keep eyeing them on pinterest all the time and i got a silver one for my 20 birthday, i love to talk and hit it on the table, is so soothing.

btw, there’s a famous character from a tv show from my country that she is know for her many bracelets, and she was very feisty and expressive so they crinkled a lot, is really nice to be wearing it and people go “are you [character]?” DAMN RIGHT I AM.

WAIT HOLLUP YOU SHIFTED?? THATS LIKE SO COOL, me and my anxious mind could never

answering your question, on october first i’ll show myself after i finish my halloween theme and we still will interact because i love to send ask, except they won’t be anon but it will be our secret that i was nut anon. and yes, let’s be moots!!! this whole thing started because high me told ya i would bust a nut if we became moots.

i also said if you followed me before halloween i would show myself, which reminds me, you followed me on your second account, does that count? its been like two or three weeks and i kept quiet 🙂 cause i got scared 🙂

anyways question for today is house or apartment? barbie or bratz?

nut anon.

NUUUUTTYYYY 🧘‍♀️

YEAAAJHH ☝🏽☝🏽. he’s so annoying, he’s literally the guy who’s like “no condoms fit me,” and just loves going in raw. ur reaaaal i'd love to be his baby mama, that's my man. to me toji isn’t a deadbeat he’s a living / caring father & husband !

nanami 😕😕😕. i want him so bad he’s so husband. i rmbr having such a huge nanami brain rot out of nowhereeee and i would write ab him nonstop. i always think ab virgin!nanami n how he can never last once he goes inside pussy for the first time ARUGHHHH. nanami and degradation yummmmm …. twin with the humiliation kink 🧘‍♀️ that'll be in my cult leader geto fic

YESSSSSS i shift sometimes 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️. it's funnn but a lot of ppl think it's fake, i think it all dependssss. you should try it it’s so cool, especially if you’re a deep sleeper bc it kills time me thinkssss

ooooh okay !!! YAAAAAY NEW MOOTS. ofc it’ll be our secret 🫂🫂. help i followed u on my second account rly ….. bye i still have no clue who you could be tho omg. IM CURIOUUSSSS. have i sent you an ask before eerrrm. DONT BE SCAREDDD.

hmmmm house and bratz !!!! 🧘‍♀️

[bunnihearted]

2, 5, 9, 23, 29, 31, 33, 42! ♡

2. Favorite pastel color? this is gonna come as a surprise... pink 💗!!!!

5. Favorite thing cats do? so when you're petting them and they want more pets so they kinda "jump" but only with their upper body, they kinda stand up to bump your hand with their head so you'll give them more pets 🥹

9. Do you make wishes? sometimes i do, even if i dont really have hope it'll come true, i'll still wish for things i really really want. now im overthinking this and idk what making a wish even means omg... :')

23. Favorite nail polish color/name? hmmm.. i like pink and dark brown colors!! 💗🤎

29. Favorite flower? bleeding hearts <3

31. Which planet do you like the most? jupiter!!! it's pretty and i like what i represents

33. What would your magical girl name and power be? something floral/flowery, maybe Petal (bc it's cute bc im very tall and bigger sksksk), and my power would be smth connected to nature, like using flowers and plants and trees and earth.

42. Favorite childhood book, show, or videogame? gosh.... it's sad bc i genuinely cannot remember basically anything from my childhood :< but ok ok what i can rmbr is that my sisters and i always played mario party (like an old version) on our cousin's umm.. nintendo?? they had in our grandma's country place. that was soooo fun!! and i absolutely loved a show called Gnottarna.. it's from norway so i dont think it's wellknown internationally. it was.. freaky (picture below just to give an idea of it...)

[sungbeam]

FOR THE ASK GAME BAE!!

1 - call me biased but i literally love love LOVE ur recent rich kid golfer eric fic (dont get mad but i forgot the title i just saw eric then went AWOOOOGA!!!!) <33 ur so talented at taking smth that seems so simple & turn it into actual art! like yeah i've had my fair share of rich kid fics but idk u just have that magic in u :))

6 - UHHH i think this is the one that goes "what is smth from my fic that u remember vividly" & my answer is EVERYTHING ABT THE ANGEL JEONGHAN FIC. i vividly rmbr my life changing b/c of him (real) it was also the beginning of my xnonie era which then lead me to become ur mootie patootie <33

10 - i literally did not think i would enjoy reading anything tbz related or get obsessed w/ eric sohn but look what u made me do (taylor's version)... i'm still learning their names yet i'm over here giggling over changmin??? like shut up noa U STILL CAN'T POINT OUT CHANHEE IN A GROUP PHOTO!! GET BACK TO WORK BEFORE READING ABT HIM???

OMG NOA THANK YOU SO MUCH BAEFIE 😭💖😭💖

isfnkdnfkfbf it's okay !! TT ik titles r hard to remember when they aren't ur own fic, so no worries fr ik which one ur talking abt 🤧 LOLSNFKS IM GLAD U LIKED IT THANK YOU :')))

omg xnonie era @@ wow honestly,, the moment u came into my inbox abt xmen angel jeonghan, i just KNEW we were gonna be besties, like i remember u made my whole WEEK for that ask skfbdkjf im so happy it literally led to us becoming mutuals fr (´Д⊂ヽ

KDBKDNDJDJDJF HELP ME NOT THAT LAST LINE AHAHHAHAHA nonono bc when i tell u,,, like literally TWO WEEKS before i started writing party people, i literally could not tell the difference btwn jacob and sangyeon 💀💀💀 the brainrot is so real and thank god i got u on this tbz drug w me 😋

I LOVE YOU NOA !!! 💖💖💖

[mymegumi]

OMG SELENE!!! the event is A D O R A B L E i’m so excited for it ! if you have some space still left in the matches i would love to participate 🫶

here’s my info!!

name: kit

preferred anime: hq!!

preferred gender: male

best thing about the holidays: CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

a bit about me: i love christmas and all BUT i’m defo a summer girl, i’m super extroverted around people i’m close to but come off as introverted at first, i am never serious and love humour, i love travelling, surfing, docuseries, cats, going for drives + to weekend markets … that’s it HENDNSJ

hope you’re having a lovely first of december !!! 🎄

thank u for the sweetness kit!! hehehe i last minute added the matchups so im so glad u like them!! tbh i was lowkey surprised abt the hq matchups bc i dont rmbr the last time i talked abt hq on this blog!! it was fun to think abt those boys again!!! so tonight i match u with:

OIKAWA TOORU !

ok so based off of the extroversion and the activities and stuff, i can def see y’all being that loud couple at parties that jus seem to always attract crowds and are just so so fun that you can’t manage to look away from them. you are also both just always doing smth fun and going out together to dinners, parties, events—anything! i can see you both also having some rlly funny convos, like gut cramp funny. the two of you have to sometimes get told off by iwa for never being serious enough and he has to definitely keep the both of u in line. also the two of u being travel buddies??? you fs go w him to argentina, can even offer up to go on trips with him so he isn’t lonely, somewhere along the way you both just end up country hopping europe and backpacking across america or smth. its so adventurous and wild the relationship tbh. also,,, def see y’all settling down w a shit ton of pets. oikawa keeps saying no more cats n then all of a sudden he’s coming home w a stray n ur like… ok fine. n then u have three more cats cause ofc u cant leave her kittens behind.

RUNNER UPS: ⠀ ෆ hinata shoyou ⠀ ⠀ ⤿ can def see y’all soaking up the sun in brazil ⠀ ෆ kuroo tetsurou ⠀ ⠀ ⤿ the king of cats man, how can u not love him??

“babe! this house has a light up snoopy figure!” oikawa calls out, excitement clear in his eyes and the high pitched tone of his voice. he’s standing, like, three feet in front of you—purely because he’s about seventy percent leg—and is seemingly unaware of the stares he’s getting. his attention is solely on you. “oh my god, do you think they know about the puffer jacket plushie?”

“i mean,” you start, finally making your way back to his side and sliding your fingers into his, “he’s practically superstar level. megastar, even. there’s no way they don’t know about him.”

he nods sagely, already tugging you in the direction of another house that has a giant snowflake adorning the front of it. it seems as if the house’s light decoration also flickers and pulses in time with a jolly christmas tune playing on the speaker. oikawa is mesmerized instantly.

“oh my god, i want to die here.”

you feel like you kinda agree. here, where you’re happy and a bit chilly, but holding hands with the man you love. here, in this small christmasy town that seems to love their light decorations.

back to event masterlist

[koumeowkami]

oh my god i rmbr those HAHHAHVASH i still think theyre silly and yeah omg that happens to me and im just so confused bc i cant even find tls for like half the dramas :banging my fist on the table: also i need to read more of judah good lord hes so silly . . . im not sure if they uodate yuu and joshua much tho. im literally still on yuus first album drama tracks so LOL <- easily distracted

i read yuu and joshua's months ago, i don't remember anything anymore 😭😭 if i already had a japanese degree i could've translated more stuff myself [sighs deeply]

judah is so silly indeed !!!!! i used to hate him but then found some comfort in rereading his first two drama cds so now i'm kinda attached to him djsbdhj tsundere guys always have some sort of effect on me ... i wanna bully him but like . affectionately

[egghwites]

i don't know if you check this still, but holy fuck, have i been on a journey to find you- hi it's romy, @shreddedapple now but you knew me in like, 2014, when we wrote creepypasta fanfics and you got me into anime. i dont know if you remember but,, lmao ive lowkey been stalking trying to find you asdfghkl so hi !! plz hmu on twitter if you can :(

omg...idk if u can see this but !! wow i have no idea how long this ask has been sitting in my box but im so so sorry!! plss lmk your twitter !! im on @ starrcreators ^^ i cant believe you still rmbr me !!

[zenyuumi]

sorry to brother again but

gimme your top 5 d4dj songs too maybe !!

Ouu thats hard theres so many bangers!! But here they are :3

1. ABSOLUTE by Peaky Pkey!! Im still so sad they dont have the original version on spotify this song bangs so hard..

2. FAKE OFF by Rondo and Merm4id, the collab of all time!!!!! I love them sm and Aoi and Saori's little part before the chorus is def my fav i love those two sm 🥹

3. Calendula by Rondo! I rmbr being a HUGE rondo fan when i first started out in d4dj and this one was my fav at the time

4. OMG by Merm4id ^_^ This one fucks severely i think people should be legally obliged to listen to it

5. Petit Prince by Lyrical Lily :33 this song so cute and so so underrated its my fav lyrilily song of all time!!!!

Honorable mentions r Certified human, At night on the galactic railroad ( i think thats the eng title? ) BOOM-BOOM SHAKE!, Wish you luck, Akatsuki fruits mix, ARCANA, prayer[s], and thar one Muni center song in the anime. Sorry i forgot the title vut i think it was like. Give me awesome! Or something

[dokiyeom]

hello dear! 5 + 23 for the ask game? i hope you're doing well! <3

5. what are your favorite and least favorite concepts?

oo ok get ready for a ramble :0 dk too much abt like music concepts ??? but i def really enjoy fashion/styling,, so i think i have more opinions in that regard :DD

for mvs ?? my absolute fav would have to b invu by taeyeon's greek inspired concept && simon says by nct !! im still not over the styling of both taeyeon and the backup dancers omg,, like every single look was absolutely gorgeous && i still,, constantly think of her in the bonbom deconstructed jersey top + status skirt w pearl glasses and the most insane pearl drop headpiece by kowgi,, like i rmbr being so excited bc kowgi's pieces r some of my absolute favs aagh

for simon says,, i have no clue how to define it in simple terms but i loved the layering and the silhouettes of their outfits soso much as well as how the mv reminded me of a stanley kubrick film (space odyssey !!!) it was just soso cool even tho i have to admit that i don’t love the song djjfjd

for overall eras?? i lovelovelove eyes wide open by twice,, esp bc it was around the time i got really into fashion && understanding styling,, so the way their stylists played around w diff variations of a classic button up + blazer was super cool to see :D but group concepts,, i love le sserafim, aespa, red velvet, bss, nmixx, and nct :DD

and as opinionated as i am,, im not sure if i have a least fav concept !! i think i generally just like kpop and most things LMAO

23. what is your love language?

mm i think for giving,, my love language is acts of service !! but im honestly vv unsure && have no clue what my receiving love language would b :0

[saetoru]

tee for the interactive map its like a website that maps every. single. thing. in genshin (types of chests, seelies, ore, enemies, etc) and u can also log into ur google acc to save ur progress (like u mark things as "found") and for the treasure compass u can get that at a certain reputation level at each region if i rmbr correctly!!! treasure compasses def helped boost my exploration in mondstat n liyue!!!! n got me sm primos LMAO good luck genshining teebee

OMG IM ON MY WAY TO GET THAT RIGHT NOW !! wish i knew about this before i started playing SOBS now all the stuff i already found isn't accounted for BUT ITS OKAY THIS WILL STILL HELP OUT SO MUCH U GUYS NEED UR TITS SUCKED FOR THIS TIP

[bellqmione]

okay uhhhh tma spoilers.putting this here because like. so many spoilers about so many things

jonah magnus!! the faggot that started this all !!!!! he founded his fuckass stupid little institute in 1818, mostly with accounts from his friends (boyfriends. he has a whole polycule tbh), writing gayass letters to him. i think i might have already told you about his failed ritual, where he fucked off and put his eyes into another man (homoerotic).

anyywayyyyy fast foward to 1997, elias bouchard, resident pothead and nepo baby is working for the institute after his friend got killed by something of the spiral (dont want to say avatar bc its nature wasnt clear and avatar often refers to a something that was once human). elias does fucking nothing at the institute, but jonah, whos currect body, james wright, is getting old, sees a little twink and decides to kill him.

elias. during his job interview. thought that james wright knew he was high. he wasnt high. but just. just.the fucking.interaction

jonah, in his mind: this guy is rich, hot, and stupid, i need to steal his body

elias, in his mind: OH GOD OH FUCK HE KNOWS IM HIGH

anywayy. yeahh elias gets his scooped and body stolen. jonah remains in that body until jon fucking stabs him to death (as he SHOULD !!!! it was soooo fun hearing him beg for his life)

ALSOOOOOOOO in protocol (sequel series), one of the main cast is gwen BOUCHARD!!!!! and everyone is theorizing elias is still himself (slacker pothead) and that hes her uncle

the faggot that started this all 🥰 yeah yeah yeah no i rmbr the eye stuff

LMFAO ELIAS???? o. okay damn new body for the faggot ig

YEAHHHH STAB HIM WOOOO

omg gwen!!!!!!!! gwen!!!!! yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sehodreamsthoughts]

thank u omg🥹🥹🥹 i’m so excited to meet him🤭🤭🤭 also omg sorry okay i rmbr now u know twice that’s my bad😔

there’s also this fancam from a fansign for him where during one part he flips the lollipop from one side of his mouth to the other and it makes me crazy,, like no hands,,, idk im also just insane

- 🥟 anon

Hahahaha it's okay, I don't talk much about girl groups so it's possible to conclude that I don't know many 😭

Twice is still from my times, I remember seeing them until the cheer up boom! But I honestly always liked more mature/sexy(?) groups like AOA, Sistar and girl's day 🩷

THAT SOUNDS HOT BRO, IF YOU HAVE THE LINK I'D LOVE TO SEE IT (if not don't worry of course 🐥)

[hyvksun]

A LETTER??? OMG I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO LET ME SEE OMG WHAT im still like so honored you rmbr me tho wth 😭😭 BAMBOOZLED

If our other friends sees this I SWEAR I DON'T HAVE FAVOURITISMS I JUST CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I SAVED THE OTHER LETTERS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[mymegumi]

honestly i was known for my crack fics HAHAHA i still get asks to when i'll finish fuck it up with the fushiguros like its there but at the same time im kinda busy and i do miss it

OMG WAAAIT I RMBR READING THAT ONE– pls ur humor lowkey elite tho

i have so many series n stuff that i wanna finish rn. n now that i wfh imma try n write like once a day n stuff,, i just wrote like 1k words for an old series i started n never posted forever ago

[haesunflower]

hi its me again.. 🤭

omg the fic was crazy?? I LOVED THE PART WHERE THE QUEEN AND HAO HAD A FIGHT TBH (and also knight jiwoong 😦🤭)

now im not sure if im team Ricky or Hao Imao, maybe im still slightly hoping, like just a tiny tiny little spark in my body for y/n and hao :'>, BUT RICKY IS FR KINDA MAKING ME CHANGE MY MIND ABT THOSE SPARKS..

You also worded y/n and rickys moments so well, like the chemistry didnt feel rushed it was just right ! anyway i cant wait for the next chapter!! :DD (also hope you're doing okay, rmbr to rest a lot if you dont 🤧‼)

- 🤭

Have you…been converted?? Omg??

I’m admittedly really excited to build on the queen and jiwoong’s story, and tbh the queen in general is a complex character!

As for team ricky or team hao, I’m team Y/N! Wherever she is happiest!! The thing I wanted to emphasize about Ricky is that he’s actually not afraid of competition and he’s willing to wait for her. I do believe Y/N has trauma surrounding royal titles, and how it’s always barred her from being who she wants to be with, and doing what she wants to do. There’s a little less pressure with Ricky, but she’s more guarded and cautious this time around - given the whole “I’m probably gonna be queen” situation.

So thank you for the compliments on the Ricky and Y/N scenes! It’s a lot more dialogue than I’m used to writing, but hopefully it have everyone a better understanding of their dynamic as friends, potential lovers, or whatever you wanna call their relationship hehe

And yes I’m doing well, I hope you are too! Stay healthyyyy