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I just want to take a moment to appreciate the gorgeous details in this outfit 🥰
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pleasereadmeok · 9 months
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A Goode year ... 2023
Time for my usual review of Matthew Goode's year. Every year I sit down to write these thinking - hmm - we didn’t see enough of Matthew Goode this year.  [NEVER enough]  But then each year I’m surprised by how busy he is. But this year we had several months of Goodey being MIA. How did we cope?
January -
You can tell I'm searching for 'news' when the biggest thing that happened in January was the release of a 13 year old interview with Matthew on the Ellen Show! Well it got us excited coz most of the old YouTubes of it had disappeared.
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[📷 screenshot by @matthewgiggles - she did 1061 of these babies 👏] Oh and Matthew was robbed in the Critics Choice Awards for his performance in 'The Offer' . ROBBED!!! Oh well - at least he was nominated.
February -
Not a Goode month - I seriously couldn't find any Goode news in the archive.
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March -
In March we got excited about Matthew playing either A RABBIT or a hedgehog (coz we will take ANYTHING during this drought) in a new animation 'Tally Ho' also known as 'Spiked'.
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📷 @goodecollective Hoping Matthew plays Walter the rabbit coz that's a bigger part - but I guess he could be the older brother.
April -
We got our first look at Matthew filming 'Freud's Last Session' -
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[📷 Mark Doyle/Splash News]
... and the first 'official' promo pics from Sony Pictures Classics -
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... And, bizarrely, the Whitehead Railway Museum (a location for FLS) spilled the beans that we'd see this in December.
May -
We were starved of Goode news -
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June -
I mean WTF happened in June?
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By July -
We were starting to worry....
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August -
Luckily some more FLS casting news started trickling out and we were READY.
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Oh and some of Matthew's costumes for ADOW were up for auction - so hopefully some lucky fans are sniffing those as I write this -
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In September -
We started getting little bit of buzz about Matthew being a contender for Best Supporting Actor Oscars. 😯
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And then towards the end of the month - this happened -
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Matthew and ex F1 World champ Jenson Button doing lots of outdoorsy stuff to promote Hackett London's Autumn Winter collection -
Hallelujah - proof of life at last!
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As well as the vid we were treated to loads of gorgeous promo pics by Charlie Gray. 😍
October -
Started off about the devil game golf. Matthew played at the Dunhill Links golf tournament -
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📷 Dunhill Links and 'Gaz the Caddie'
So great that @asgoodeasgold was there so we got some gorgeous pics. Check them out here -https://www.tumblr.com/asgoodeasgold/730860856364122112/im-so-glad-you-enjoyed-goodeywatch-thank-you?source=share
Then, at last, we got a sneaky look at 'Freud's Last Session' -
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... and guess what? Matthew was SO goode.
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The movie premiered at AFI Fest but sadly, due to the strike, we missed out on seeing Matthew there. The review started appearing and guess what - our guy did good. More than holding his own working with Sir Anthony Hopkins so who could ask for more?
November
The superlatives about Matthew's performance as C.S. Lewis kept on coming. AND Matthew was spotted in Seville with his mate Jenson again for yet another Hackett campaign...
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📷 all from @RenegadeJFG Twitter.
December
OMG there has been so much Goode action I don't know where to start. Matthew packed with so many interviews, zooms and articles to promote 'Freud's Last Session'. Exhausting for Matthew and a bit overwhelming for fans - but I'm not complaining. Here's just few appearances -
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Matthew's interviews gave us some fascinating insights to the type of human he really is and what he believes - as well as the usual fun, laughter and the constant 'non-verbal leakage' that he is SO aware of.
AND a few hints that he is in talks to reprise BOB!
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We got the official trailer in December and 'Freud's Last Session' had a limited release in the US (L.A. and New York).
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Matthew has continued to receive great reviews for his work in FLS and let's hope that directors and award voters sit up and take notice!
So what will the next year bring? Well - it's looking goode.
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hcs - enha as college students
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notes: this isn't even an x reader (it may be in the future 👀) lmao, this is all lighthearted and i by no means intend to insult or deface any of the enhas or see them fr fr this way
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heeseung: comp sci major w/a music minor
deep down would definitely want his degrees to be the other way around
but he would probs realize cs just leads to more of a stable job (not with ai on the rise tho 😍 we love going into a doomed field of study)
(as a cs kid i’m ABSOLUTELY projecting onto my little headcanons about him)
i think..he’d be a NORMAL person that enjoys programming more than learning abt computer hardware or theory
seeing as he’s normal he’d HATEEEEE object-oriented programming (the complex part of programming OUGHGG)
he’d probably know exactly what to minor in for his dream job: music production
he’d DEFINITELYYY be in the school orchestra as a piano
he’s not mysterious enough for a bass, annoying enough for a violin or trumpet, or quirky enough for a cello
he’s an attention whore he wouldn’t even LOOK at the violas 💀
but yeah overall i think he’d know his plans for the future down to a T
probs has an internship at microsoft (derogatory)
now for the most important question
would he be a tech bro?
absolutely NOT
for those that aren’t as familiar with tech bros
just imagine a redditor alpha male with horribly gelled hair that brings the LOUDEST gaming pc to class with a horribly oiled, light-up keyboard, and makes sleazy comments about the one or two girls in every comp sci class
in other words: a woman in cs’ worst nightmare (send help i’m one of TWO girls in a class full of tech bros.)
but yeah he wouldn’t be like that at all
he’d definitely suck at rizzing up women (bro plays LoL in 2023, the year of our lord, need i elaborate?)
i can easily imagine him coming into class with gray sweatpants, a white t-shirt and flannel over, and a double-shot coffee from starbucks every day
he’d probably be the most decent-looking dude in every cs-related class i can’t even lie
for the dudes reading this: if you ever need an ego boost, do basic self-care and dress well (maybe even put on basic makeup), and join a cs class
the amount of mid ass incels with no concept of self-care will immediately make you the most attractive man in the class i kid you not
neways enough of me projecting 💀
as a music student
i could absolutely see him eat up every composition assignment (where you compose your own piece of music)
although i feel like he’d have a teacher that prefers classical music that’d be PISSED every time he submits something non-conventional
omg imagine him composing a whole dubstep instrumental for class
if the music production thing doesn’t work out he’d start a band with a bunch of losers in his dad’s garage and make horrible music that’d still get a decent amount of listens and attention bc he’s hot
it’s giving fallout boy but not emo
maybe shitty indie at best
more utc !
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jay: english major w/a philosophy minor
first of all
his ass would NOT know philosophy is mostly math before signing up
i don’t think he’d be bad at math at all but he’d fs be regretting it all
but then he’d debate dropping out until whoop there’s only a semester left until it’s over. too late.
he’d dress up for every class for SUREEE
one word: beige.
he IS light academia pinterest
studyblr WISHES it was him fr
macbook user. i don’t need to explain.
he’d probably have his life together on the outside
bullet journal and aesthetic notion and all
i feel like he’d prefer discussions and deep thought (hence the philosophy) and debates over analysis
he’d LOVE discussing his thoughts abt different texts in class
he would NOT like writing out analyses abt random ass stories tho (hs english was a NIGHTMARE)
argumentative essays are his BITCH fr
i think he’d lose points for focusing more on broader concepts and going just a tad too off-topic in analytical essays, instead of focusing on details and cause-effect relationships and all that
now for the important part: his life outside of college
ik for a FACT he’d be the most likely to have a thriving social life outside of school out of all of enha
don’t @ me it’s not my fault the rest of them are MAIDENLESS – heeseung plays LEAGUE for crying out loud !!
probably goes out to the mall or new attractions like museums every weekend
even tho he minors in arguably one of the hardest fields of study ??
bro would finish up calc III homework in less than an hour 🤯
i bet he’d be there on a scholarship too 😒lucky ass
jake: international relations (global politics) major, no minor
note: ik the average writer would probs make him a physics major but that’s BOOOORING and overdone, plus i just don’t see it 🤷
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT NOTE !!! IR ≠ political science !!! IR focuses on politics around the world, pol sci is more of how internal governments work
(i’m also heavily projecting here bc i’m a politics student send your prayers please and thank you)
i pity IR majors
this boy is TIRED 25/8
tbh the thing with IR isn’t that the content’s hard
a (paraphrased) quote from my IR teacher: “political scientists are lazy, all they do is come up with generic concepts and slap an ‘-ism’ at the end”
it’s moreso the reading and writing.
god the reading.
politics textbooks are so big and expensive it hurts my wallet just to look at the library-issued textbook i have
he’d be running on caffeine and a prayer, no sleep we die like men
not that he’d be a bad student !!
i could definitely see him being that one student that asks the teacher the silent questions no one asks bc they think it’ll make them look stupid (ie. asking them to repeat what they just said or explain a not-so-complex theory)
would definitely word vomit about politics, current and past, to the rest of the enhas (but just to make sure he remembers it all, you gotta respect the grind man)
none of them would understand a thing
jake: “yeah so it’s stupid how there are a whole bunch of states fighting over the south china sea when it’s technically international waters [please don’t quote me on this it’s like 2 am and i’m pulling stuff out of my ass] and therefore has no legal ‘owner’ haha isn’t that stupid?”
the rest of enha, maybe except for jay: 👁️👄👁️
jay: “ermmm akshully 🤓👆it’s in the name, china has legal rights over the south CHINA sea bc it borders it”
i can picture it vividly
imma be honest this man would be a MESS
he’d probably make (futile) attempts to get his shit together like a notion pro subscription, trying to sleep on time, a gym membership, you name it
sadly that’s just the life of a politics student
it’s so hectic it’d be hard to keep up with, but it’s jake, he’d somehow stay afloat
he’d probably come to his minimum wage job after class half-dead but his manager and coworkers would take pity on him and let him sleep in the janitor’s closet
would probably be clinging to the whole “just get through tomorrow and it’ll get better” mentality
it does not. sigh
sunghoon: undeclared until sophomnore (second) year, kinesiology (bio?) major
man honestly
this mf would be irrelevant
probs has a generic major and says absolutely nothing in class
if you blink he’d probs disappear
i feel like he’d initially wanna go for med but then he’d hear about the whole you’re-gonna-sacrifice-the-best-years-of-your-life-for-this-field-of-study thing and said NOPE lmao
which is reasonable
with the amount of ppl doing med in the world he wouldn’t think it’d make a difference if he decided to switch
i feel like he’d just be there for the ride 💀smth abt wanting to “experience all life has to offer” (not in a rich, just here for the business degree way, but more of an “i don’t need a degree to get a job but it might make it easier” way)
so yeah he decides to major in kinesiology, the study of movement according to google
disclaimer i’m not a bio person at ALL so any misinformation is completely unintentional and i will NOT be held at gunpoint to do research about a college major for HEADCANONS at ass o’clock in the morning
neways
he has a decently light workload and therefore a healthy amount of free time
on the occasional he does get a painful assignment he’d procrastinate until he’d staying up and cussing out his past self for not doing it earlier
tbh i don’t think he’d be a horrible OR amazing student
he’s truly MID mid
maybe an average of like … 75% which really isn’t bad tbh the american education system has conditioned us into thinking it is but let’s be fr other than philly cheese steaks what exactly have we ever gotten right.
….neways again
he’d be something like a jack of all trades, master of none
overall a chill guy 9/10 would be fun to hang out with
now for the best part
frat boy sunghoon
idk anything abt frat or sorority life – i’m asian the only thing close to a sorority i’d be in would be like … the school orchestra or book club 💀my parents would kill me – so don’t take everything i say for gospel
you bet your ass he’d be at every party
100% for the booze and vibes he wouldn’t even be there to flirt or rizz ppl up (he’s a self-aware man he knows he has negative rizz but that’s what makes him so ALLURING)
wouldn’t get high or anything tho he’s not all abt that life (that life being running away from the popo)
i’d trust him to walk me home tbh
he wouldn’t hurt a fly the most he’d do is like … attempt to verbally abuse jay
sunoo: art major, english lit. minor
you saw it coming don’t lie
NEWAYS
he’d be amazing at art honestly
making a portfolio would be his Thing yk
yk those big artists that are all about “working on the impulse” and not doing anything until they do ridiculous shit to get over art block
that’s him
but he slays every time he gets over it
god i feel like he’d be the perfect college friend after jay
he definitely has his shit together
i’m talking he does his assignments on time, probably has a half-paid merit scholarship, works a decent job at a taco bell just off of campus, and somehow has a will to live and time to go to the mall every weekend
the thing is, he’s not the most perfect college friend bc he’s slightly more fun-focused and free-spirited than jay, who’s a perfect mix of both
neways no more talking abt other enhas it’s sunoo’s time to shine 😠
i bet his dorm would be the most organized and decorated too oughhgh
he’d be the lucky mf that gets the biggest dorm on the first floor (with like two other roommates but they respect his privacy and all that)
he’d probably be able to get away with dorm policy violations (ie. cooking with an iron or something Not meant for cooking in his dorm instead of the nasty ass moldy ass communal kitchen) by batting his eyelashes and sweet-talking to the woman that oversees the dorms or smth (i’m blanking and i completely forgot what it’s called)
overall the luckiest bitch ever
we should all aspire to be sunoo tbh
if you’re a man and you’re not sunoo … thin fucking ice. do better. /hj
jungwon: biochem major, going for med (specifically oncology, the study of cancer?)
sorry in advance to any ppl in medical 🫶i’m gonna get every part of this wrong lmao
he’s one of Those Guys that’s known exactly what they’re doing since like … middle school
important question: would it be bc he gave into the classic asian parent pressure into becoming a doctor?
they might've played a tiny role in it but i think he'd genuinely wanna go into medical bc he's insane
definitely gets the best scores out of everyone in his class (idk if they use bell curves in med but if not he’d get solid 90s on everything)
i could see him with his life together tbh
homework always done a week before, healthy lunches he makes himself, clear skin, all that jazz
definitely has a merit-based scholarship
probably got a 1560 on the SAT too 😒 lucky ass bitch
i hate to say it
i really do
but he'd be the mf that reminds the teacher abt homework
“ermmmm mr. kim you said we had a pop quiz at the end of class” followed by him being beaten to a pulp
(w reaction/lh)
really cares about getting into a good med school
would DEFINITELY have like two internships every summer
so to recap: basically every asian med student ever (i’m friends with far too many rip med kids)
at least they won't be replaced with ai …
heeseung crying in the distance
NEWAYS
for a med student i feel like he’d be busy 24/7 but he wouldn’t Look like it?
like if you’ve seen a med student, even in hs, they look like they lost a fight to a rabid raccoon
but for some reason jungwon has his shit together like the neurotypical know-it-all he is 😒/lh please don’t kill me
seeing as he’s known what he wants to do since like … middle school in this au, i think he’d fs be on top of all the content he’s learned, if not ahead of everyone else
i’d trust him to be my doctor 🫡
actually no i wouldn’t
riki: theater major w/a visual art minor (get it bc he’s a minor) (i’m hilarious LAUGH)
he’s a quiet little guy, definitely sits in the back of the lecture hall
would milk the SHIT out of being a minority for scholarships and applications
i'm talking his common app essay abt being socially isolated and politically aware, i'm talking abt using any and all minority scholarships possible – in the eyes of the law (and the college board), riki is now half hispanic
i’d say his grades would be pretty decent, not much in the A+ zone (96-100) but at the very least, B+’s
really not that bad tbh
he’d SO be a theater kid in hs
tell me he wouldn't be those mfs that have the whole hamilton soundtrack memorized and break out into random song and dance at inappropriate times
i bet he’d ship hamilton and laurens 💀
neways
i feel like he'd like art as a class but suck at meeting deadlines and portfolio assignments n stuff
which is valid tbh i don’t think any kind of teacher of the arts (not just visual) should be too strict abt that
classes with him and sunoo would make him INSUFFERABLE omg
if you put them next to e/o they won't shut up
which is cute don't get me wrong
but makes trying to work IMPOSSIBLE
but when they're separated he’d be dead silent
you wouldn't even notice he's there tbh
overall a dedicated student with the occasional tendency to be silly and goofy
i feel like his resume would be pretty to make up for the lack of content actually on it
i'm talking canva pro graphics, fancy fonts, graphic design is his passion (not literally)
logically the best career path for him based on his degrees would be a set designer …
but obv he’s either an actor or the manager
probably an actor being a stage manager SUCKS
(don’t get me wrong it’s fun i’ve done it before but oh my GOD. if you ever wanna lose hair really fast become a backstage manager it’ll work 100%)
bonus: best-dressed in class
sunoo - you’ll never catch him slipping tbh 🤷 he’d have the most free time out of the others and would probably spend his time going out and putting together silly little outfits and being cute and adorable bc it’s kim sunoo That’s Just How He Is
jay - light academia light academia light academia light academia light academia
sunghoon (unintentionally) - his sense of style in college would be mid, truly meh, nothing special to look at but his looks make up for the boring attire (hubba hubba 😍) – the type to wear a white t-shirt, timbs, and jeans to class every day (get it 2017 jungkook 😍), maybe even a jacket. his sense of style would be as spicy as salt so not spicy at all, it’s giving unseasoned, boiled chicken
riki - he just Doesn’t Care but thankfully all the items in his closet would be usable (thanks to sunoo, that man would NOT let riki leave the house without running his outfits by him. his logic is that no best friend of his should look like a dumpsterfire !!)
jungwon - similar to jake, no time !! matching sweatshirts and sweatpants ftw
jake - politics majors have no sanity or connection to the real world bc it drives you INSANE after a month, cut him some slack :(
heeseung - the venn diagram of ppl with no sense of fashion and cs majors is a circle.
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Hi there!
Joel brought you into the fandom, but is he still your favorite? Have any other characters stolen your heart?
Ahhhh omg I love this question!!
It’s so hard to choose a favorite… They’re all so different and lovely in their own unique way… so I will say that it’s a three-way tie and give in-depth answers as to why 😂
Joel is definitely still a favorite. I am madly in love with the way he becomes so vulnerable, something he clearly promised himself he’d never be again. It’s so endearing and also heartbreaking, the way he tries so hard not to love Ellie because of the hurt that was caused by loving his own daughter, only to end up mass-murdering for her and comparing Ellie to Sarah at the end of the season. It’s so easy to fall in love with him, little by little, as you watch him open up in increments. From the reluctant worry over Ellie, to the way he stays up all night guarding her sleeping bag because she’s scared, to the FINALLY laughing at her jokes, to the ‘do you trust me?,’ the stables scene and ‘you deserve a choice,’ the way he tells her to leave him for dead, the babygirl scene that directly mirrors Sarah’s death scene, all the way to trying to cheer her up with Chef-Boyardee and Boggle and promises of guitar lessons and ‘it wasn’t time that did it.’ All of these little moments just made my heart grow so so big for this character. There is also something so sexy about a guy who is a tough nut to crack, only to find that his center is sweet and gooey and decadent. And then he’s also such a dilf and the GRAYS are just 😍
Second, and this one surprises me, is Frankie Morales. I will preface this by saying I am way more enamored by fanfic Frankie than the actual movie character. TF isn’t my favorite type of movie, and we get so little of Frankie in it, so I’m very self-aware of the fact that fics and fandom head-canons have overtaken my judgement. BUT. Because we get so little of him, it’s very easy to mold him into what we want, which is so fun when it comes to writing. We know canon Frankie is the most reserved of the bunch, and that he is a family man, and he’s very level-headed. But what flavor of reserved is he? Aloof, brooding, and dark? Love it. Shy, hesitant, and sad? Also love it. I love that the fandom has all agreed that he is the pussy eating king, a golden retriever boyfriend, and also fairly commonly bisexual/pansexual. Also, he is so CUTE. His little curls under his little hat, and his tiny little butt, and his patchy beard, and his puppy dog eyes. Textbook definition of boyishly handsome, which is so different from most Pedro characters’ looks.
Third is the disaster bisexual himself, Dieter Bravo. Listen. It took me like four times to finally watch The Bubble all the way through. What a nightmare. But I really do think Dieter is the shining star of that movie. He has a little bit of those Joel vibes. At the beginning he’s this cocky, Tony Stark-esque character, mysterious and full of himself. But he very quickly dissolved into this sad little guy on drugs, which is just a great brand honestly. I do have the same fanfic-tinted lenses for him as Frankie, but honestly this man is so unhinged that I’m pretty sure every Dieter fic I’ve ever read is in-character and could totally be canon. I love that he is so reckless but also such a sweetheart at the core, ie: crying over a baby goat and falling in love with a receptionists because she’s like the first person to actually treat him with kindness. Also as someone who’s non-binary/gender-fluid, I really dig the ‘I’ll sleep with anyone’ vibes. He seems like the most attainable Pedro character in that regard 😂
Honorable mentions because I’m insufferable: Din Djarin for kind of the same reason as Joel, but also being so fucking funny without even trying just because of The Way That He Is
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Marcus Pike because I just love a good sweet angel boyfriend 😌
Thank you thank you thank you for this ask 🫶🏻💕💖🥰 I had fun coming up with my extremely convoluted answer lol
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HELLO CARS FANDOM
The past 2 weeks, yes only 2 weeks, I’ve been insanely obsessed with cars… like I’ve always liked it but oh my god I feel as if it’s hit me like a truck this time around. Mack himself has actually flattened me into the asphalt 😍
(Been longer than that now but I like the Mack part so I’m keeping this here lol)
But yeas here is my introduction!!!! Idk how to make one!!! But idc!!!!
Most important thing ever:
I’ve been a fan of Finn McMissile since 2011. If he has 1 million fans I am one of them. If he has 1000 fans I am one of them. If he has 100 fans I’m still one of them. If he has 10 fans one of those is ME. If he’s got 0 fans then I am DEAD. He’s my ride or die whether I’m obsessed with cars or not dude I’m being so srs here
But these days Lightning is also my other fav :3 he’s such a bitch to everyone I love him :3 (in a good chunk of each movie at least)
Now for some less fun info but regardless;
I’m 17
I speak English and some Spanish
My fav colour is orange (super important)
My hobby is art :3
I study Spanish, English language and psychology
Monkeys are my fav animal
I love dolls like rainbow high, lol omg, monster high etc.
I ❤️ MY OCS
I LOVE KPOP AND EDM🔥🔥🔥 MOOMBAHTON + DUBSTEP 🔛🔝
FANDOM CHECK🔥🔥🔥
- stay / kpop
- mlp
- CARS OBVS🔥
- real into super Mario recently
- fnaf
- skam / druck
-warrior cats
FAV CHARACTERS ALL TIME (+ kpop bias)
- CHANGBIN, HAN, SEUNGMIN🔥🔥🔥🔥(skz)
- ningning (aespa)
- sunoo (enhypen)
- rainbow dash, twilight sparkle, rarity (mlp)
- finn mcmissile, lightning mcqueen (cars)
- donkey kong, princess daisy, king boo (super mario)
- springtrap 🫶 (fnaf)
- matteo florenzi 😭😭🫶 (druck)
- noora sætre, isak valtersen, jonas vasquez, eva mohn (skam)
- ivypool, hollyleaf, needletail, bluestar, ashfur (warrior cats)
- gray/crackle, carmen (carmen sandiego)
- lotor (Voltron legendary defender)
I can’t think of anything else to add so :3 bai :3
- tsum tsum lightning mcqueen
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the way i SQUEAKED when i saw the 3 Years Later and then followed by Chaos AND THEN EDMUND AAAHH!!! but “You were beginning to understand your mother.” THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH ALSKALSK Cassie is up there cackling saying ‘what goes around comes around’ LMAO
“Oh we lost him!” // “We didn’t lose him darling, he’s somewhere in the house. We just don’t know where yet.” this is like, the whole summary of their dynamic honestly lksalksalks Cherie has the dramatics, Anthony has the logic, but both of them aren’t technically wrong LMAO
AAAH SHE’S PREGNANT !!!!! ....for a week roughly. Anthony’s reaction had me thinking she’s like, 7 months in with a big round belly jfc lksalsklakslkas “Anthony was already acting as if you were about to give birth at any time.” YEAH EXACTLY LOL we love a protective mans. 
“small hurricane” that’s so adorable and so frickin accurate i mean “surrounded by the knocked over inkpot and multiple papers” dear lord this child ksksksksks
“somehow throwing both English and French words together and Anthony pressed his lips to his hair, rocking him in his arms.” MY HEART IS BURSTING AH THIS IS SO CUTE
“Y/N, are you sure you should be carrying—” at this rate, Anthony is about hire a tiny pony and a carriage for Cherie to ride as she goes around inside the house laksalks
“It’ll take them a while to draw a bath.” i mean, i honestly didn’t know why i was expecting him to calm down a lil after being a father but clearly not alskalsk if anything, he got even worse LMAO bc they have to be find time for it now that Edmund is around and they can’t do it as much anymore so i’m sure Anthony Impatient™️ Bridgerton is going to make those times count as much as he can alksalsla
OLLIE AND ADA. omg there’s so many kids alsalkslakslklks. Edmund the little devil. honestly not surprised i mean have u met his parents? LMAO but seriously, all this kid talk is so funny and so cute. but gosh THEY SEEM SO GROWN UP LIKE ELIAS CECE EVERYONE. idk why i’m acting like they’re graying already it’s only been 3 years BUT STILL
“Especially with the cultural difference, the baby will be British and Edmund is French.” this had me so frickin confused for sec like what is she on about??? laksalsla “We made him in France, in Paris! And we made this one in London. There’s got to be some cultural difference Anthony, that’s just how it works.” nope. not how it works. LMAO. for all u know, Edmund got made on the journey there, whether the inn or the carriage soooooooo nationality unclear LKASLAKS
“I love you, Viscountess Bridgerton.”
“And I love you, Viscount Bridgerton,”
gosh, this was such a sweet epilogue. the Cherie *wink wink* on top of the cake should i say alakslaks. but like i said, absolutely so so happy to have gotten on this journey with u dee! this is so bittersweet bc i’m going to miss it but hey, it was a wild but very enjoyable ride one that i will forever cherish and remember so that counts as something <3 it makes me so happy that my long ass essays made your day alksalks. you’re amazing and you should be proud of yourself for this!!! i know i am!! and honestly, thank you for sharing this with us! wishing u the best for your other projects and sending you love always! i’m prolly going to pop by and read all the HCs but until next time! see ya <3
– TM Anon™️
Omg omg TM ANON DARLING HIIII! ❤🥰😍
Lollll oh yeah, Edmund is even more chaotic than Cherie, and that’s saying something 😂 Cassie would be laughing so hard at this😂
this is like, the whole summary of their dynamic honestly lksalksalks Cherie has the dramatics, Anthony has the logic, but both of them aren’t technically wrong LMAO YES! Exactly! 😂 They both have their point, Cherie just has to be dramatic about it 😂
Oh Anthony will be like that throughout the pregnancy, and I think he was like that when she was pregnant with Edmund as well! 😂 The moment he found out he kept acting like she was due at any time meanwhile Cherie wasn’t even showing yetl 😂
Small hurricaneeeee!
Dad!Anthony is so soft with Edmundddd! ❤
at this rate, Anthony is about hire a tiny pony and a carriage for Cherie to ride as she goes around inside the house laksalks I AM DYING AT THIS😂 Can you imagine if he came up with a suggestion like this?! 😂 He’d even go like “Edmund would love a pony too!”
i mean, i honestly didn’t know why i was expecting him to calm down a lil after being a father but clearly not alskalsk if anything, he got even worse LMAO bc they have to be find time for it now that Edmund is around and they can’t do it as much anymore This is so trueeee! Like, I think Cherie was at first a bit worried whether it would change everything, because she really really enjoys ehm…as she would say, ”marital bliss” with him😂 But like, it just means they sneak around more, that’s the only thing that changed 😂
Lolll this is hilarious 😂😂 I think at least Elias is a bit calmer, especially after twins, he had to 😂 But their lives changed in those three years awww❤
for all u know, Edmund got made on the journey there, whether the inn or the carriage soooooooo nationality unclear LKASLAKS LOLLLL this is such a good point there 😂 I think Cherie will totally insist Edmund is French because she is totally convinced they made him there but I doubt they were just standing still in the carriage or the inn tbh 😈 So who knows? 😂
the Cherie *wink wink* on top of the cake I AM GIGGLING AT THIS!😂
Darling omg I really can’t thank you enough for being a part of this journey and giving me your wonderful support and analyses and comments, I always got so excited after every chapter to read your thoughts and analysis! ❤ And until the next week I always re-read them and they made me incredibly happy and I hope you know just how amazing you are and how your feedback is such an important encouragement and inspiration for the whole story and also how much you and your wonderful support mean to me❤❤
Omg I’m getting emotional so I will just finish it with this; I love you so much! ❤❤THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUU❤
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Hello! Happy new year!!! 🎉💕
Idk how to explain this but I was rewatching the gray man and when there’s a fight scene do you ever just 😵‍💫🥴😮‍💨🤭😍 at the sound of the impact when six or Lloyd are hand to hand or if the hit the ground or are being pushed through something…likee, why does my brain stutter (realistically I know it’s sound effects but when it’s all put together…) cause all I can think about is how strong they gotta be and like omg how much strength do you have in those muscles and oh my god the weight of you, the mass of you must be decadent rail me with all that force till Sunday evening
Hi lovely anon, happy new year to you as well! 🎆💫
I get what you mean about the visual and the sound effect coming together because same like thinking about oh the force behind how they’re hitting, the yells and grunts too, the strength, how their muscles are all strained and flexing as they’re fighting ummm I’m a whore?! lmao
Makes perfect sense bestie! Like please pin me down with all that strength, make me take it, do whatever ya know!
I’ll take either Six or Lloyd but also being in a spit roast of those two? Also sign me up!
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7, 25, 74, 35, 84
7 - what color hair do you have?
I have black hair with caramel highlights rn but come Saturday those caramels are turning red
25 - what color socks are you wearing?
My socks are gray with pink flowers on them 🌸
35 - who is your celebrity crush?
Omg you guys can't tell anyone but Ewan Mitchell 😍
74 - what is your crush's first and last initial?
Omg you can't tell him I have a crush on him either but MS (we're engaged lol)
84 - chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
Okay I'm gonna say chocolate BUT if they're the like crystal sprinkles I choose rainbow lol
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You look like a beautiful comic book character / magical creature in those AI generated images! Top center and top right, center center and bottom left especially!! Girl?? Who allowed you to be this beautiful? Also, bottom right is totally giving Raven from Teen Titans - the gray skin, the purple hair... just add the little red gem on the forehead... LOL. So stunning! 💜
You guys are seriously making me blush too hard! STOP! I CANNOT! LOL! *hugs* Thank you honey! I appreciate your kind words! AND RAVEN?! OMG! If that’s not the biggest compliment I have ever recieved lord above! 😍🙌🏼 I think I won in life I’m being deadass! Raven has always been one of my most fav dc characters ever since I was a kid! YOU TOTALLY MADE MY SHITTY DAY 1000x BETTER! I LOVE YOU! ✨🖤🥰
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pikablu410 · 2 years
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Influencing the Influencer: Part 1
I feel like I’ve starved y’all enough for stories so I’m splitting up this current story I’m working on into two parts. Hopefully you guys enjoy this in the meanwhile and makes the story easier to digest. 
“Ur so sexy!! 😍😍”
“Omg marry me rn”
“Fck I need you in me soooo bad”
Jay looked at the comments on his latest Instagram post with vain glee. Within a few days he had amassed a significant following by simply posting various pictures of himself. Mirror selfies, photos of him in different outfits, or even just short videos of him going to get lunch. On the second day, seeing how exponential his growth was, he made a TikTok account to amass an even larger following.
From those few days, Jay was consistently getting thousands of likes on his posts and had tens of thousands of followers. But to him, it wasn’t enough. He needed more. Jay wanted to be movie star-famous.
As he looked over his recent post, the number of likes increasing by the thousands, Jay decided to lay back and check the post later. He decided to head to the bathroom and fix himself up before preparing another post he was sure would go viral. 
Looking into the mirror, Jay couldn’t help but feel a massive sense of pride flow through him. His long, curly hair stuck out above his model-status face. Jay had eyes that were so beautiful that even he himself sometimes got lost looking into them. His lips were perfectly luscious, tempting many into wanting to press their own into them. His thin face showcasing his perfect jawbones and chin. Jay’s outfit only added to his charm, keeping up to date with the most recent fashion trends and styles. Lifting his light gray shirt up, Jay admired the slight abs on his light brown skin. He had recently started working on them to attract even more followers. When he looked back up at his face again, Jay couldn’t help but cry out, “Damn, I’m hot!” 
After combing his hair to prep himself up, Jay opened his phone’s camera to take a picture. However, he was interrupted by a DM notification from Instagram. 
“Man the fuck do you want?!” Jay whined, the distraction messing up his photo. He opened the app and went to his DMs. Most of them were from fans asking for nudes or to fulfill their sexual desires. Jay took up some of his female fans on the offer, but immediately deleted any from anyone else. Though it was never really brought up, Jay had some serious homophobia issues. 
The account had a default profile picture and had posted pictures, but it was privated so Jay couldn’t see anything. He sent a request to follow, but they didn’t seem to accept right away. Jay just shrugged. It wasn’t like he didn’t get accounts commenting for shoutouts so he could grow his following on each post. Regardless, it didn’t look like a typical message asking for a dick pic or for a promotion, so Jay opened it purely out of curiosity. Plus, the bit of the message he did see intrigued him.
“I heard you want to be famous.”
The message was ominous, but to Jay it seemed more like a scam than anything else. He decided to play into it. If they asked for a credit card or personal information Jay would just stop the conversation there.
“Yeah.” He sent first, “Who doesn’t?”
Scarily, the anonymous texter responded in seconds.
“I can help you. I’m someone who deals in this kind of thing. I can guarantee results today.”
Jay laughed at the last part. There was no way this random person could just make him as famous as he wanted to today. Still, they hadn’t asked for anything crazy.
“What do I gotta do, then?” Jay text. He figured it was just some scam promoter or someone who was going to ask him to participate in a sponsored deal, the latter not sounding that bad.
Again, they responded within seconds.
“Just tell me what you want and follow what I say. Do that and your desires will be fulfilled.”
Jay, who was now sitting on his couch, leaned over and got prepared to type his “desires,” whatever the hell that meant.
“ight,” he started his text.
“I wanna be as famous as those celebrities in super hero movies. Like spider man n shit. I wanna blow up. Go viral, kno what I mean? I wanna have millions of followers and people liking my stuff, just pictures and videos of me being hot n shit.” 
It took a few more seconds for them to respond, but eventually the stranger text back, “Your desires will be acknowledged and granted.” 
Surprised that this person hadn’t asked him for a credit card or to sponsor some outlandish product, Jay went to his Instagram page to check his followers. “yaboi_jay07” the page read. To his dismay, it was still in the mid 4,000 range. Checking his TikTok wasn’t much better, still being in the high 3,000s. However, when the stranger text him again, Jay remembered his part of the deal.
“Right, I gotta do what this guy says.” Jay mumbled, expecting to receive a link to some fishy website that would likely hack his account.
However, Jay was surprised when the message read, “Eat the burgers and fast food you ordered.”
Jay didn’t remember ordering any food, much less food from some greasy takeout joint. However, after he read the text, Jay smelled something strong. It seemed like it was coming from the kitchen, so Jay got up and walked in, surprised to see two greasy, paper bags on the table. As he picked one up to investigate, Jay got a massive headache. Recoiling from the sudden pain, he stepped back before recollecting himself.
He now remembered that he ordered some food to eat because he hadn’t eaten all day and was starving. Usually Jay wouldn’t order out, but he decided to treat himself today, especially with how much his following had grown. As he was about to take the food into the living room, Jay felt his phone vibrate and noticed another DM from the stranger.
“Stream yourself eating the food.”
It was a weird request, but Jay just shrugged it off and decided to adhere to their demands. If they were going to make him famous, who was he to judge what they wanted. Going to his page, Jay started a livestream on Instagram since he already had it open.
“‘Sup y’all.” Jay said as his fans started to tune in. Immediately there were several comments about how attractive Jay was, but a few started to ask what he was doing.
 “I decided to treat y’all today and livestream, since I’m in a good mood,” Jay started as he pulled out a burger, “I ordered lunch cause I was so hungry, so maybe we can do a little Q&A while I eat.”
The wrapper was covered with grease, but Jay didn’t seem to mind. Slowly, he unwrapped the delicious morsel before setting it down on the table, pulling out the fries and placing his soda in front of him. Hearing his stomach grumble, Jay finally decided to grab the burger and take a bite. He let out an audible moan that even his phone camera picked up. Jay looked up at the live stream to see his fans going crazy for it, so he took another bite. It was like he couldn’t help himself from basking in how good the food tasted.
“Mmm, damn this shit’s good.” Jay mumbled to himself. He barely noticed the grease covering the edges of his mouth before he finished the first burger. While he was surprised he finished the burger so quickly, his hunger soon hijacked his thoughts and Jay went to grab another burger. He took a swig of soda and ate a few fries before tackling the burger.
Continuing to devour the burger, Jay remembered he was live streaming and had fans asking questions. “Sorry y’all,” Jay chuckled, “I forgot I was streaming.” He then started to answer some questions, happy to see the same typical ones. 
“What’s your favorite song?” 
“Do you have a favorite outfit?” 
“What’s your favorite thing to do?” 
“Are you single?”
There were plenty like the last question, Jay happy to indulge his ego by answering them the most. However, Jay read over a question he wasn’t normally used to seeing.
“Can you show off your fat @$$?”
Jay was about to laugh off the question, but got another headache. It wasn’t as major this time, but it still messed with him a little. His ass wasn’t that big, but it kinda made sense his fans would want to see it. At least, it was starting to make sense to Jay. He always let his pants sag in photos, so maybe that’s where the question came from. As Jay started to stand up and lift his pants down there was a bit of cognitive dissonance. Was his ass fatter than he remembered? 
Turning around to show off to the camera, Jay instinctually felt himself move his body up, only to let it back down and cause his ass to jiggle. It was never that big, he was sure of it. But taking another swig of soda cleared his mind. His ass was part of why people loved him. Boys with big asses were trending right now, so of course he had a fat one.
Peaking over his shoulder to see the stream, Jay was giddy with glee seeing the amount of praise and likes, as well as new viewers and followers. He continued showing off his rotund rear, happy to see it was making him more popular.
Jay put his hands under his rear to jiggle it some more, the feeling now pleasureful to him. “That good? Y’all like the fatty I got?” He teased. Turning to the side, Jay continued his routine of jiggling his rear. It stuck to his underwear like it was tightly packed in. “How ‘bout now?” He devilishly smirked again.
Not forgetting about his meal, Jay continued to eat the fast food on the table in front of him. He took a bite of a burger before moaning at the taste. Jay hadn’t realized how he let some of the burger fall to the floor when he took another bite. Looking over at the stream, Jay thought he saw his ass grow out when he ate more of the burger, but knew that couldn’t be the case. It was probably just the angle he was at. However, Jay did notice more comments coming in and quickly realized he had nearly double the viewers from when he started. In fact, his following count was exponentially increasing, Jay mentally thanking the stranger from before. 
Jay continued to play with his ass and eat the burger, picking up another one after he finished this one. He hadn’t even kept track of how much he was eating at this point. He was about to take a break and read some requests and comments, but one in particular caught his eye.
“Take off ur shirt!” 
It sparked a movement, many fans typing things like. “Off with the shirt!” or “#NoShirt4Jay” and even “Less shirt more skin!” Jay was never one to turn down any exhibitionism, so he decided to follow through with his fans’ request. 
“If that’s what y’all want,” Jay started, “I’ve been tryna go gym a bit more recently.” It wasn’t that noticeable because of how much he ate, but Jay’s slight abs did show through on camera. He took another bite out of the burger before drinking some soda. His fans went crazy, but not as much as they had when he showed off his ass for the first time. 
Jay wondered why his fans weren’t as excited about his abs, but he continued to eat to distract himself. He took a long drink from the soda before going back to eat some more fries, but surprised himself with a long and loud belch. 
“Damn, where’d that come from?” Jay mumbled to himself just before his brain went fuzzy again. It wasn’t as bad as the headache from before, but it still felt strange. It didn’t last as long as the headaches either, so Jay just shrugged it off as him being tired and continued to eat. Looking over at his stream, Jay was a bit surprised by the new comments rolling in.
“I LOVE your little belly!” 
“Ur so cute with that tummy!” 
“U might wanna think abt going to the gym more…lol”
Jay was so confused, until he looked down and saw a belly instead of abs. Again, his mind got fuzzy. Why would he have abs and eat so much junk food? If he was trying to get fit, he definitely wouldn’t have downed four burgers within half an hour. Another belch brought him back to reality, and Jay knew what was right.
“Yeah, I should probably cut back on all the fast food I order.” He chuckled before belching again. The chubbier boy grabbed a handful of fries and shoved them in his mouth. Jay knew his appetite was catching up to him, but he didn’t think it was that big of an issue. He really wasn’t that big, and if his fans liked him a little chunkier then what was the harm?
Jay belched before taking another bite of his burger. Did he look a little bigger than before? He thought his ass looked bigger, but chalked it up to the camera once again. Shaking his rear around for it to jiggle, Jay thought his ass certainly felt bigger. However, he felt the strange impulse to jiggle his belly as well. Doing both caused his viewers to skyrocket. The fans were loving him, and Jay smirked as he took another bite of his burger. All the jiggling was getting to him though, and he let out one more long belch before finishing off the burger. He went to reach for another, but was disappointed when there was nothing left. 
The influencer sat back down before starting to rub his bare belly. “Sorry y’all, this big boy’s all stuffed.” Jay chuckled, which caused his brain some confusion. Why would he call himself a ‘big boy’? He wasn’t trying to promote his weight, and in fact he thought he should probably lose some of it. The fans seemed to like it, though, so Jay wasn’t too bothered. 
Looking over the stream, Jay noticed a familiar notification pop up. It was a new message from the stranger who was making him popular. Jay had almost forgotten about them and was almost confused as to why they were still talking to him. However, he remembered the terms of their deal and opened the message for any orders from them. 
“Nice job to start. I hope you’re enjoying some more fame.” They first sent. Jay awaited the next message, as they typed it up.
“Go eat that cake in your refrigerator. I’m sure you’re still hungry.” Was their next order. 
Not questioning it this time, Jay went to his fridge to fulfill his next task. He barely noticed how his belly was starting to hang over the waistband of his underwear, nor how it and his ass jiggled with every step he took. Opening the fridge, Jay looked in awe at his next meal. It nearly took up the entire fridge, and Jay thought it looked suitable for a wedding. 
“I don’t know if I can eat all this.” Jay mumbled to himself, but his growling stomach disagreed. “I guess that burp gave me some room.” He chuckled under his breath. Struggling to not drop the dessert, Jay slowly carried the cake back to his dining room table. Sitting back down, Jay greeted his stream once again.
“Sorry y’all, had to get dessert.” He panned over the cake to show it off, “Let’s see how much I can eat.” Jay grabbed a fork and a knife before cutting out a small slice of cake. It had pink white icing and was a yellow cake, and Jay figured it would just be a boring sweet he would quickly get sick of. Thankfully, to his surprise the cake was delicious! The icing tasted like silky sugar and the cake was still moist. Jay had to hold himself back from eating too fast and choking on the food.
Jay belched after destroying the slice of cake. “Fuck man, that was the shit!” Jay exclaimed. His fans seemed happy, and wanted him to gorge himself more. Before Jay could go back to the cake, he noticed the stranger had text him.
“Eat the cake with just your hands and mouth.”
It seemed like a weirdly specific request, but Jay could do it pretty easily so he didn’t object. Grabbing a chunk of cake, Jay ate the cake from his bare hands. He found it came strangely fast, quickly starting to alternate between each hand of cake.
“Mmpf, man this shit is good!” Jay mumbled out between stuffed bites of cake. He was completely lost in the taste, unable to realize just how messy he was getting. Icing started to cover his lips and cheeks, crumbs got on his table and his hands looked like he had dug through a bakery’s garbage. 
Jay’s moans of pleasure went on for a few minutes, his viewership skyrocketing. He didn’t know this kind of stuff was so popular, but he definitely wasn’t complaining. Usually Jay wasn’t too happy about his body, and showing off his extra bulk was the first thing he found useful about it.
Letting out a deep belch, Jay finally decided to take his focus away from the cake and return back to his stream.
“Ur burps are soooo cute! <3” 
“The way you eat the cake is super sexy 🥵🥵”
“I love how chunky you are!!” 
Jay laughed at the last comment. Looking down after stuffing some cake in his mouth, he jiggled his belly a bit. It moved and wiggled for a bit before resting, Jay letting out a belch as a result. The jiggling reminded him of his ass, which he promptly decided to show his fans by standing up.
“Yeah I’m a bit of a chunky boy.” Jay giggled. It brought some dissonance in his brain again, but he just shrugged it off. The cake and attention were too good for him to stop eating and showing off. He looked at his viewer count again. “chunkyboi_jay07. Stream in progress. 20.6k Viewers.” Jay smiled at the statistics. Whoever this person helping him out was really knows stuff.
Jay took another handful of cake before grabbing his belly in both hands and shaking it up and down. It not only caused his ass to jiggle, but his newfound moobs as well.
“Damn, maybe I should go to the gym more. I have my own tits!” Jay jokingly exclaimed, grabbing one of his moobs with his cake covered hand. He jiggled it around as he fed himself more cake. His viewers sure did love it when he played with his body. Jay smirked as he jiggled his belly some more before turning around and playing with his ass. His view count was innumerably higher than it normally would have been, so Jay saw no reason to stop playing with his flab. 
However, Jay hadn’t realized how out of breath he was from standing for so long. “Man, maybe I should go to the gym more.” Jay thought to himself as he slowly collapsed onto the chair. He continued to eat the cake, not thinking about much else besides his shortness of breath. The cake changed his mind about the gym quickly, though, as he soon went back to grabbing handfuls with both of his greedy, chubby hands.
The viewers really couldn’t tell what he was saying, if he was trying to say anything at all. They didn’t care though, the comments continuing to flood in as Jay gorged himself.
“You go fat boy! Shake dat ass!🍑🍑”
“I looooove a man with extra meat on him❤️”
“U r suuuch a pig!🐷🐷🐷”
Jay felt the need to check his stream after that last comment sent. He hadn’t seen it, but for some reason he knew it would be there and he needed to check it. “Guess I am…a pretty big pig…huh?” Jay panted out, trying to put on a smile. He was getting worn out just from sitting there and eating. He was about to go back to stuffing himself with his bare hands, but Jay knew that would tire him out too fast.
Instead, Jay plunged his entire face into the cake, eating as much of the cake as he could right there. His viewers went crazy, cheering him on for taking on so much to eat. After a bit of nonstop eating, Jay sat back to let out an enormous belch that shook the table. He smirked at himself with pride, knowing his fans would love this.
However, Jay’s prideful pleasure was soon stopped when he heard an ominously large creaking sound. It was like someone was approaching him, but he wasn’t sure from where. It sounded so close, it was like they were on top of…
Not a second later, the chair Jay was on snapped and he fell down on the floor with a crash. Getting himself together, Jay felt oddly satisfied “Oooooh,” He moaned in pleasure, “I’m such a fat fucking pig.”
For some reason, Jay felt turned on by his ability to just break a chair by sitting on it, and his own comment about being a pig. He wasn’t sure why, but he was feeling too much joy to question it. His glee only increased as he checked his stream. “516k viewers” It read. And counting. Jay needed to thank whoever was helping him out. He paused the stream and went to go text them, but found they were already starting to type something to him.
“Good job piggy. Hope you like the attention.” They sent. 
All Jay did was rapidly nod, very happy with his popularity. He was too into the rising stardom that he couldn’t think of words to express himself.
“Your next task is to go to your room and jerk off. Cum for all your viewers to see.” Was their next message
Jay was happy to do that. He was already starting to get a chub just from his size! Slowly getting up, Jay waddled to his stairs, realizing the near insurmountable task in front of him. Attempting to lift his sausage thigh higher than he had all day, Jay already started to feel sweat as he climbed the first step, his entire body jiggling from the movement. Slowly continuing this process, Jay thought he’d never make it up.
“Man…I really…gotta…lay off…the cookies…” He panted, only halfway there. Beads of sweat dripped in between his rolls on his stomach and in between his fat ass cheeks. It didn’t even cross Jay’s mind that he had been up and down these stairs countless times before, too eager for the attention and to fulfill the request for even more attention.
Finally stepping into his room, Jay collapsed on his bed. He was covered in sweat, his hair a mess and his body shimmering with a greasy shine. Letting out a belch, Jay took some time to recover before standing up again and setting his phone up against a lampshade to start the stream again. Tapping the resume button, the stream got the wide sight of Jay’s ass as he waddled back to his bed to talk to the stream.
“Hey…y’all…” He said, still taking deep breaths. Jay rubbed his sweaty belly and jiggled his moobs while he took a few seconds to recover a bit more. “Today…I’m gonna treat y’all to something special.” Jay let out, smirking as he lifted his belly up. 
Somehow, he was able to reach under his belly far enough to know where his hidden dick was. Despite it being in a swaddle of fat, Jay knew where to grab, jiggling the area of fat to get himself off. He let out a slight moan, which his viewers barely heard. However, they still went crazy for it. 
Jay smirked as he saw the viewer count skyrocket once again that day. He let out a louder moan, and then an unintentional fart. For some reason, that turned him on, so Jay decided to let out a deep belch. His moans got louder and higher in pitch, the boy playing with himself for his viewers to enjoy. 
Too busy getting himself off, Jay didn’t notice how his phone had become a tripod camera, his phone moving to the dresser on the side of his bed. Nor did Jay notice how the stream, now viewable from his laptop on a nearby desk, was on his OnlyFans account instead of his Instagram or TikTok ones. 
Empty wrappers and bottles started to litter Jay’s room, a few appearing on his bed as he streamed. Letting out another fart, Jay noticed an uneaten TastyKake, quicky devouring it as he got himself off. He didn’t notice his growing body along with the changing room. His viewers loved it, so Jay didn’t care. He saw his count going up by at least another one hundred thousand. 
Instinctively reaching under his bed, Jay grabbed the first rubbery thing he found. A long, thick black dildo appeared from under the bed, Jay looking directly at the camera with a devious sense. Taking a second to insert it into himself, Jay said, “OooOOoOh, I wish a nice, sexy guy was here instead.” He played off his pleasure to entice the viewers. “Someone who would just feed me and fuck me, all day long.” He said, tempestuously, “Hopefully I don’t fart it out.” Jay giggled innocently at the last comment.
After he got most of the tool between his fat ass cheeks, Jay started to feel himself come to a climax. His moans grew longer and louder, the amount of viewers exponentially growing.
“That’s a good piggy. Eat, grow and fuck.”
“God, you used to be so fit. Now you’re a fat pig.”
“Cum for daddy, piggy!” 
It was all too much for Jay and he finally came, coating his underbelly in a white goo. As he came, something in Jay snapped. It was as if his entirely reality was shifting and turning, now finally settling into place. Falling back on his bed, Jay looked over at his laptop and saw his viewer count pass one million. He smiled, knowing he was a famous piggy.
Shortly after he came, Jay heard his phone vibrate.
“Excellent job piggy. Are you ready for your next task?” The anonymous texter said
Jay thought for a second, but his thoughts were dull. He wanted food and to show off.
“What do I have to do next?” Jay eagerly text, awaiting his next orders 
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gemma-collins-ily · 2 years
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Please make a rec list with your favourites Jesper imagines (including yours 😁) I love him so much 🥰🥰🥰
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• APPEALING by @trashykawahq
Summary: There’s something that draws him in like no one ever has, the moment he sees her stumbling through those door. Maybe it’s the way she seems so out of place, a diamond stumbling into a sack of coal.
“Do you not see many new faces around here?” she raises an eyebrow, and she feels a jolt of…something, something nice, when he chuckles.
“I do. Just not people as striking as you.” He responds. “Jesper Fahey.” He adds, reaching for her hand. Jesper feels her hand in his, warm and soft, and he lets his touch linger a little longer than necessary.
Comment: 🦋🦋🦋 BUTTERFLIES AAH it was so well written and poetic and just generally so fantastic!!!
• GRAY by @sunny-reys
Summary: "Tell me you love me. I need to hear it just the once."
His shoulders are pressed against yours, trusting you to make sure he doesn’t take a round in the back of his skull. It’s a position you’ve taken many times before, the two of you against the world. You only wish you could love it as much as you did.
Comment: vv angsty and painful but in a way that makes me think omg your writing is just that good. yeah, in that way :)
• NEW INVESTMENT by @nottluvr
Summary: Jesper gets a bit jealous when someone who’s at his level of shooting joins the Crows in a new heist.
Why didn’t he think of that? Jesper thought, he had done something like this before in a heist three months ago. “So, are we doing this or not? Or are you just going to stand there with your pretty face and do nothing?” she asked him, he glared at her, but blushed slightly when she called him pretty. “Yes, let’s get out of here.”
Comment: rivals to lovers that was written so well ugh amazing 5/5😍
• FLIRTY AFFAIRS by @/nottluvr
Summary: He’s a flirt and you knew that and you couldn’t help but fall for him, even though you knew you weren’t special to him.
“You’ve been staring at him for a while now,” she heard a voice said from behind her. Inej. y/n turned around and gave her a slight smile, “I can’t help it. You know that.”
Comment: cute cute cute cute aah💞
CHOCOLATE CAKE AND GINGER BISCUITS by @brekkers-desigirl
Summary: You can't bear the disappointment of Jesper without his favourite baked goods, so you suppose putting them aside is the only solution.
“Hi.” he said, his voice merry.
You raised an eyebrow, “Someone’s in a good mood, Jesper.”
“I’m always in a good mood when you’re around, love.” he moved a little closer, his face mere inches from yours. Close enough so you could see the all the little ridges on his face and nose.
Comment: the "your the sharpshooter" made my heart go ansndnbsbs yk??? adorable!!!
BULLET REVELATIONS by @lovemenotplz
Summary: Hating someone but still saving their neck is hard. Especially when Jesper can’t stray away from trouble and y/n was paid to not stray away from him.
“are you seriously going to stalk me now?”
“don’t flatter yourself, fahey. i’m getting paid to babysit you.”
“you’re acting as if you’re not happy about it,” jesper fahey smirked as he walked towards the slat, his temporary shadow, tailing right behind, “can’t get enough of this,” he gestured to his face, “at the slat and the club?”
Comment: this- perfect amount of everything, literally so perfect🥺
SO PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER by @ellora-brekker
Summary: Jesper doesn't want to tell you something.
“You don’t dare tell her alright?” Jesper’s voice was breathless and panicked as he wrapped his arm around his side.
“Tell me what?”
Comment: all I have to say is... cuties💖
STRANGERS by @mad-elia
Summary: Jesper meets a rather unusual girl at his favourite casino.
“May I buy you a drink?” he asked, sounding far more flustered than he’d prefer as he sat across from you. You raised an eyebrow, tapping the almost full glass in front of you. “I think it’s rather obvious that I already have one, sir.” Your tone matched the teasing smile that graced your features as your eyes again connected with his.
Comment: this was so good wth I really smiled like an absolute mad lad whilst reading aww
BELONGING TO THE MAN YOU HAD BETRAYED by @/gemma-collins-ily
Summary: Unexpected circumstances cause you to turn to the worst, and be poisoned by the best.
Jesper had looked at you with such hatred but his eyes of chocolate hue had been sparked with a dash of concern and hope too. Maybe it was a hope that you would die for what you did: it should have been. But you grasped that small part of you that was in dire need to think it was because he loved you still, that the boy with the hazel hair still held you somewhat close to his heart.
Comment: it's my own fic I feel a bit silly but you asked lol it's just my favourite fic I've written
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yeetlegay · 2 years
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Hey hey bestie!! 💜💜 I've been really enjoying the pretty woman AU and just wanted to pop in and say it's really helping in the kinnporsche withdrawals, that and all your amazing posts and reblogs 😍.
Also, as soon as I read about the slate gray trousers in chapter 8 I knew instantly what outfit you were inspired by 🤣.
I’m glad you’re liking it! (and the shitposting lol) 💖💖 And omg YAY I’m so happy you caught that ref, I’ve been sliding as many of the canon clothes in as I can bc they’re all so SEXY. Fingers crossed that the stain in those trousers will come out though 🙏😏
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waitingforminjae · 3 years
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(boyfriend janus mv)
ohhhhhhh them coming out from behind the dancers is cool
these prince costumes feel very.......like smth i would see in the costume catalogs my dance studio shopped from 😭 which is just a personal way of saying inexpensive but good (complimentary)
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speaking of my dance studio i see u fixing ur costume king my director would be rolling in her grave if she knew
she's not dead i just can't think of the other idiom for that
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HI.
i love how clean and in sync the choreo is it's very satisfying to watch
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i love his eyes both the make up and the color omg
they're showing these boys in the same order every time and i respect that. consistency should be a cardinal virtue actually
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his male model serve #powercouple
also what was up w kpop and suits like this 😭 i feel like i've seen them a lot lol
also their blue/gold outfits r lovely
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kpoppies will post a photo of their fav smiling next to one of them frowning and be like their duality 😍
btw i've watched this mv like......five times and i still have no idea what's going on
i give up
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flawless technique from the 2nd boy absolutely beautiful
wait this boy in front has a sheer.....fuck what's that called the like skirt train thing also i think he's the boy w the girl? or the boy w gray eyes? he has such an interesting face
also her dresses are so beautiful i always wanted dresses like those they're so pretty
"ur not a bad girl" thanks for the vote of confidence boys
but also don't all the bad girls watch old kpop mvs on thursday night w sister act 2 on lifetime channel on the tv?
OH THIS CHOREOOOOOOOOOO OMG
u know i'm a slut for some good choreo
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okay drama queen
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WHO IS HE????????
i feel like i saw him once in the beginning and then never again
yeah I'm absolutely lost rn but coldmeister has better friends. heatmeister u should get some new buddies just saying
okay yeah what was happening here can someone tell me 😭 but i love it omg great mv great song great choreo what else could a girl ask for 💆‍♀️
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The, Trade off!
Ok, here are a few DON’T’S  !!! 
❌Don’t Wanna be a : 
Cow/Bull 
Cat 
Dog 
PONy ! ... fuk Horse’s ! 
Rabbit 
Frog 
Pig 
Ok, those are the Race’s, i Do NOT Want, and Want Nothing to do with. 
Dragon 
Mind flayer aka Octopus 
Beholder .... 🤷🏻‍♂️ And no 1 Is Going to kno, Just ! wtf, that even is 
But as a Beholder i’ll Get to be Have 10 Eye’s that give off Lighting Beam’s and i can even do a Super Kamehameha, of Lightning ! ⚡⚡⚡ 
( Don’t Ask Me Where n the flying fuck’ i’m Going to be able to find a  Beholder dreaming of a Storm ???? or for the Fact, even more where the Hell .... even hell a Beholder even is ... ) 
Aka a Storm Beholder or a Sylph Beholder ! 
10 Eye’s of Lightning ! or Shoot out Mini Lighting Orb’s that Bounce off everything and Shoot all 10 of your 1010′s making a MASSIVE !!! STROM OF LIGHTING ORB’S BOUNCE OFF OF !!! EVVVVERY ! THING !!!! CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYY !!! 
Fuk’n Nut’s ! A Sea of Lightning ... Orb’s. 
Maybe i’ll Even Be Able to Create Tornado’s ... 🤩🤩🤩😍🤣👍🏻 😀😄   
Dragon ! 
Meh .... not Much Care n thsi One ... i Don’t think i really Wanna be a dragon when the Beholder life is FUCKING INSANE !!! dragon are Boring and Dry Creature’s ... and i Not Talking about being not Wet. 
Yet thay got power n all but the only reason i thought dragon was becuz of the RED 1 !!! 🤩 but i don’t want to be Pure red .... i Want Gray and or Sliver and i Wanted the Nature of Silver Mixed with the Insanity of the Red and the Evilness as well. 
Evil as a Red Dragon, ... and Kind and Loving as a Silver one, also 2 and as well. 
idk, Maybe a Red dragon fuk’s a Silver female and i can Come out with a Mixed of other random, Dragon’s as well ... Keep in mind there is a Litter of Egg’s.
Mind flayer’s .... the real brain Eater’s .... Unlike Zombie’s ... 🤮 Both are gross ... the Idea of Eating a Person’s Brain JUST !!! to gain all of there data is Horrifying and yet Intriguing ... for you know people are NNOT Going to tell you everything and you’ll never know There thought’s and ALL of there feeling’s THERE Alwasy Going to be Keeping secret’s from you. 
And the, data of you need to .. KILL OR BE KILLLLLEDD ! 🔥_🔥 IT’S EVERy FISH FOR THEM SELF !!! 
( Heavy Metal Music ) 
is SHIT !!! HORRBLE !!! AWEFUL !!! FUCKING AWEFUL !!! 😡🤬🤮 
but it’s do or die ... if Ya Want to be a epic, Mind flayer, Ya Gotta do it AND you get Psychic Power’s and so that is a PRO for the soul, and all of the data u get in Life you get to Keep a Copy of it in death. 👍🏻 
Psychic Power’s, HOLY FUCK THE DATA Per Person. a Mass of Kin, that is and will Back u Up. AND YOU BETTER DO THE DAAAAAM ! SAME !!!! HUO RA !!! 
it Won’t Be a Hive, but is Going to be Ally’s ... and thay Give a fuk about u and you to Same to them back. 
As the Beholder you get to Just be a Monster, With Power’s and Paranoia and a brain that work’s in over time ot Whoop as, over power and ... ??? Who else know’s wtf being a beholder will hold for a Soul. 
and it Easy to see that new One’s are Created becuz of .... Soul’s 
there Near by and WANT ! to become a B e h o l d e r  
So thay Grab on and let the Bond Happen’s ... before you know it thay Joined the race. 
Re Cap’s 
Dragon = POWERFUL Body, Can fly with Wing’s, Made of 100% reptile energy, Has Power’s, can Have Shock, fire and Cold breath, Depend’s on Type of Dragon. Can use Magic and Can stand for Justice .... and or Be a Pure evil Mindless Wrath ! 😈 
Beholder’s = POWER ! POWER !! AND MORE FUCKING POWER !!! 
Super Alien ness, No Idea what else there is to be one, YOUR DEAM’S HAVE POWER 🤩 
LIGHTING ! LIGHTING ! AND MORE FUCKING LIGHTING !!! OMG ! YES ! YES ! YEEEESSSSSS ! 😍🤩🤩🤩 OH ! HEL YES !!! GVIE ME THE POWER !!! 
and your a PURE INSANE !!! PSYCHO !!! BEHOLDER’S ARE PSYCHO’S !!! I LOVE IT !!!! I WANna JOIN !!!  RAGING PSYCHO’S ! OH ! YES !!! OH ! FUCK ! YES !!! 
AND IN REAL LIFE !!! THERE IS NO FUCKING NNNNEEEERRRRFFFF Universe aka God WON’T NERF IT !!! FUK YESS ... 
FUCK YES ! 
Crazy Stupid fun ... and every t i m e you Dream u make a Baby ... AWESOME !!! COOL ! 
and your Brain, can Work into Over drive and no one CAN CATCH YOU BY SUPRISE ! 😈😈😈 try n Stop me Noow, Bastard’s i see u ... n u and ALL OF YOU !!! TIME TO GET THE SHIT SHOCKED OUT OF YA !!! MILLION’S AND BILLION’S OF WATT’S !!!! 
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and out of the 3 ... ii Listed Beholder, is the Most fun ... youu get to be a Wild Asshole’s FULL OF POWER !!! .. 
YOU GET TEAM MATE’S !!! YOU GET ALLIES !!! 🤩🤩🤩 
and you get ton’s n ton’s of Power and other’s Have Paranormal Power ! .. FUK !!! 
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