#on and on south of heaven

[johnnyripped]

[slut4corbin]

Join Us

Note : *I've never written a fanfiction that involves having sex with a girl, so I doubt this will be good!*

Summary : The reader and Damian Priest are about to have sex but what happens when Rhea Ripley walks in to ask Damian a question

Warning (s) : Smut and profanity

Your name (Y/N)

Word count : 2,145

Translations : Mami ( Mommy ), Santa mierda ( Holy fuck ), Sì ( Yes ), Qué estás haciendo ( What are you doing ), Hermosa ( Beautiful ), Papi ( Daddy ), Una chica tan buena tomó mi polla tan bien ( Such a good girl took my dick so well )

Tag list : @adriennegabriella @dulcesitapr @sassymox @damiansgoodgirll @wwelovergirl @romanthereigns @mysticvampyre @nerdypanda20

I was laying in mine, and Damian's bed staring at the ceiling while countless thoughts of what we were going to do once he got home were running through my mind. After a while of thinking, my hand gradely slid down my stomach and towards the waist band of my shorts, then under the fabric where I was met with my warm aching pussy. I slowly slid two of my fingers inside me, which caused me to slightly arch my back and moan. Once I adjusted to my fingers, I slowly started pumping them in and out of me. "Holy fuck." I said through my moans as my fingers hit my G spot. After a while of fingering, I was interrupted by a loud coughing sound. So I turned my head and that's when I saw Damian standing in the door frame.

"Couldn't wait till I got home, huh?" He asked with a devilish smirk on his face. "I can explain." I replied back, pulling my hand out of my shorts and sitting up on the bed. "It's fine." He replied back before shutting the door and walking over to the bed. Once he was in front of the bed, he leaned down and placed a kiss on my forehead. "Take your shorts off, mami." He said as he took a seat on the edge of the bed. After a few seconds, I finally got up off the bed and slowly reached for the waist band of my shorts again. But once my hands were on the waist band, I got them off my hips and let them fall down the rest of the way until they hit the floor stepping out of them. "God damn you're beautiful, Y/N." He said as he grabbed me and pulled me closer to him to where I was now an inch away from him. "Rub your pussy against my leg baby." He said and with that I hovered over his right leg and slowly lowered myself down onto him."You ready?" I asked making sure he was ready for me to start moving.

"Yeah, I'm ready." He responded, and with that, I slowly started grinding against him. "Santa mierda." I moaned out, causing him to chuckle as he grabbed my boobs through my shirt and gentley groped them, causing me to moan again. "Take my shirt off Dame. I know you want." I said, and with that, he grabbed the bottom of my shirt and quickly took it off of me and threw it on the floor before grabbing my boobs once again, but this time he reached up and grabbed one of my nipples with his teeth slightly tugging and sucking on it which caused to throw my head back in pleasure. "Oh my fucking god that feels so good." I said through my constant string of moans. After a few minutes of grinding against him, I finally pushed him back on the bed, so he was laying underneath me. I slowly leaned down and kissed him but was interrupted soon after when Rhea Ripley slightly opened the door.

"Hey Damian, do you have a charg-." She said but was stopped when she looked opened the door fully. "Oh my god, I'm sorry for interrupting. I'll come back later." She said before turning around and walking down the hallway. "RHEA COME BACK!" I screamed, trying to get her attention, which obviously worked because she turned around and looked at me. "Why?" She asked curiously. "Just come here." I replied back, and with that, she walked towards Damian's room once again. "What do you want?" She asked, trying to avoid looking at me and Damian on the bed. "Join us." I said with a huge smile on my face. "I don't know about that.

I don't want to ruin your guys relationship." She said, sounding serious. "It won't ruin anything, right Damian?" I asked, looking at him with hopeful eyes. "It wouldn't hurt since it would be a one time thing if we did it." He replied with a smile, which also caused Rhea to smile. "So can you join? I really want to try a threesome with you two." Rhea didn't say anything until she looked up at Damian. "Are you fine with it, Damian?" She asked for confirmation. "Sì I'm fine with it." He replied. "Good." I said, getting off of him and heading over to the closet. I opened the door and got on my knees and searched through a tote of sex toys. "Qué estás haciendo Y/N?" Damian asked, sitting up on the bed and looking over at the closet. "I'm getting some stuff we can use." I said, still focusing on the toys.

"Oh, okay, bring out some good stuff." He replied. After a few minutes, I came out of the closet with a handful of toys that we could use. "I definitely found some good toys." I said as I walked over to the bed and sat them down, then walked over to Rhea and dragged her over to the bed. "Let me help you take this off." I said, tugging at her shirt. "Go ahead." She replied, and with that, I grabbed the bottom of her shirt and slowly took it off of her like how Damian did with me. "Once her shirt was off, I quickly unhooked her bra and watched it fall to the floor. "Damn, you got nice tits." I said, grabbing and squeezing them. After a few minutes of grabbing her boobs I finally reached down at her belt and unhooked that too , and slowly slid her jeans and underwear down her legs until they reached the floor. Once they hit the floor, she stepped out of them, and I tossed them across the room to where my shirt was laying at.

"Let's take this to the bed." I said, smirking, and with that, we walked over to the bed. "I want to be fucked first." I said which caused Damian and Rhea to both nodd their heads. "Sounds fine with me." Damian said as he took off his shirt and Jeans. "I wanted to take your clothes off, Babe." I said with a little pout as I looked at him. "Haha, sorry darling, you can do it next time, I promise." He said with a smile. "You better." I replied back, grabbing a dildo out of the pile of toys on the bed and laying on the bed with my legs spread. I slowly brought the dildo up to my entrance and slowly slid it inside me, causing me to tense up.

"Easy." Rhea said, trying to get my body to relax. After a few seconds of adjusting to the dildo I was ready, so I started moving the dildo in and out of me slowly at first but then started picking up my pace. "Join in." I said, trying to get them to do something which obviously worked because Rhea attacked my boobs leaving hickeys on them while Damian started rubbing my clit. "Oh fuck." I moaned out causing Damian to rub my clit a bit faster. "Cum hermosa you know you want to." Damian said and within seconds I came all over the dildo. I slowly pulled the dildo out of me as the cum poured out of my throbbing pussy. "So much cum damn." Damian said as he collected some of my cum on his finger before tasting it. "So fucking good." He said once again. "Let me have a taste." Rhea chimed in as her reached down towards my pussy and collected the rest of the cum and bringing it to her lips as she tasted me on her fingers. "He's right. You taste amazing, Y/N." She said, giving you a small smile. "Want to sit on my face?" I asked as I stared at Rhea. "Sure, why not that sounds fun, actually."

She replied as she got up and let me lay down completely. Once I laid down and got comfortable, I gave her the cue to go ahead, and with that, she hovered over me to where I was face to face with her pussy. I wasted no time getting to working on it as I started licking and sucking on her folds. "God damn Y/N, you know how to use your tongue." She said as she threw head back in pleasure. "Damian come fuck me." I said while I still had a mouthful of Rhea. And within seconds of saying that he was at my entrance slowly pushing himself inside me filling me completely, causing me to moan against Rhea, which caused her to moan as well. After a couple of slow thrusts, Damian picked up his pace, moving faster in and out of me, hitting my cervix with every thrust. After a while his hand made it's way to my clit again rubbing some circles on it quickly making me come unglued at his touch. "Mhm, that feels good, Papi."

I said before cumming all over his dick without any warning. "Una chica tan buena tomó mi polla tan bien." He said, pulling out of me and leaning down and pressing his tongue against my dripping pussy gathering up all the cum that had escaped me before licking past my folds causing me to moan again against Rhea. "That feel good, Y/N?" He asked as he removed his tongue and shoved two of his fingers inside me and started moving them in and out of me quickly. "F - feels so fucking g- good." I finally replied back even though he most likely couldn't make out what I was saying. After a while of fingering and face sitting, me and Rhea both came. "Damn Y/N, you should use tongue way more often." She said before going to the other side of the bed , grabbing the strap on, and hand cuffs. She quickly put the strap on and crawled back over to where me and Damian were. "Ok, lay on your stomach with your hands behind your back." She said with a serious tone, so I did what I was told.

Once I had my hands behind my back, she handcuffed me. "Ok, stick your ass up in the air like a good girl." She demanded again, making me listen to her, which I did, causing her to squeeze my ass a little bit. After a while of teasing me, Rhea finally shoved the strap inside me, making me moan really loud at the sudden contact. "You like that, don't you?" She asked, chuckling. "Yes." I replied back. "Good because you're going to feel even better when Damian's got his dick in your mouth." She said, motioning Damian to come over and get in front of me, which didn't take long since he was so eager to be sucked off. Once he was in front of me, he put his dick in my mouth and started moving in and out of my mouth slowly. Soon enough, Rhea was pounding into me, making me moan around Damian. "I think she likes that." Damian said. "Most definitely." Rhea replied, thrusting faster in and out of me even faster than before. After a while, I came for the third time that night, and Damian came in my mouth, making me swallow all of his cum which I liked.

"You know we should do this more often this was actually really fucking fun." Damian said as he pulled out of my mouth. "We definitely should right Y/N?" Rhea asked, looking at me before pulling out of me and uncuffing me. "I agree, too." I said, fixing my hair. "Well, it will probably happen again." She replied, taking the strap off and getting off the bed. "You sure?" I asked, making sure. "Yes." She replied again before grabbing her clothes and walking out of the room. Once she was gone, me and Damian looked at each other with huge smiles on our faces. "That was fun, I swear." I said laughing. "Oh, I know it was fun." He replied back, laying down on the bed and quickly staring at the ceiling. "What are you doing?" I asked, staring at him with a confused look on my face. "Just thinking about what just happened." He said. "Oh, I'm going to do that to then." I said, and with that, I laid on the bed right beside him and thought about what we just did.

[qio-doodles]

drawing this dude in cartman ai angst

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[forestgreenivy]

Cypress forest in the wetlands of South Carolina.

[formulas-fatal-to-your-mom]

[mellasso]

Jason Sudeikis as Jimmy Ray in South of Heaven (2021)

[yeyayeya]

Quan Yizhen and Lang Qianqiu should be besties

[johnnyripped]

[slut4corbin]

We're Just Friends

Note : *Ok, so Jade Cargill is gonna be in this fanfiction even though she's on smackdown, but let's just pretend that she's on raw!*

Summary : The reader and Damian Priest always claim that they're just friends until they end up cuddling with each other

Warning (s) : Smut and profanity

Your name ( Y/N )

Your nickname ( Y/N/N )

Word count : 1,954

Translations : Qué hizo ese idiota ( What did that dick do ), Polla ( Dick ), Solo éramos amigos, maldita sea ( We're just friends god damn ), Amigos ( Friends ), Qué ( What ), Me escuchas ( You heard me ), Papi ( Daddy ), Mami ( Mommy )

Tag list : @adriennegabriella @dulcesitapr @sassymox @damiansgoodgirll @wwelovergirl @romanthereigns @mysticvampyre @nerdypanda20

I was backstage talking to my best friend's Rhea Ripley, Jade Cargill, and Dominik Mysterio about what our plans were for after the show. "So, Y/N, are you going to be with Priest tonight?" Dom asked with a smirk plastering over his mouth. "Uh no." I replied back, turning my head to the right to avoid eye contact with him. "You sure you two seem to be really close." He replied, winking. "We're just friends always have been." I replied, shrugging my shoulders. "Haha, sure, you guys are. I would say you guys are secretly dating."

Dom said through his laughs, which caused a tear to fall down my face, so I quickly ran away and started looking for Damian. "Aw, there she goes running to her man." I heard Dom say in the background as I ran faster to get away from them and go find Damian. After a few minutes of running and searching, I ended up running into him in the hallway near his locker room. "Y/N What are you doing here. I thought you were with Rhea and them." He asked, rubbing his head. After a few seconds of complete silence, I finally looked up at him. "Why are you crying?" He asked with worry on his face. "Because of Dom." I said before sniffling. "Qué hizo ese idiota?" Damian asked, still focusing on me and my emotions.

"He kept telling how me and you are more like a couple because we're always spending time together." I replied, wiping the tears away from my eyes. Without any answer, Damian took off down the hall towards Dom. As soon as he was no longer in my sight, I headed towards his locker room. Once I was at his locker room, I opened the door and quickly walked inside, closing the door behind me and slowly sliding down it. "We're just friends." I repeated but to myself this time. After almost 10 minutes of crying, I heard a knock at the door, so I got up and wiped the tears away from my face again and opened the door to reveal Jade standing on the other side. "What do you want?" I asked. "Y/N, we need to talk." Jade said.

"Ugh, what is there to talk about? You guys laughed at me." I replied, clearly annoyed and hurt. "About that, I get where Dom's coming from, but the way he handled it wasn't right, and I talked to him about it well until Damian walked up to him and punched him in the face." She replied back. "Damian punched him?" I asked slightly, giggling at what I was just told. "Haha, yeah, he did right in the nose, to be exact." Jade replied with a smile. After a few more minutes of talking, I heard my phone go off, so I took it out of my pocket and looked at it, seeing that I had gotten a text from Damian. That read, "I dealt with that polla. I'll be at my locker room in a few minutes." After a few seconds of staring at the text, Jade snapped her fingers, which quickly got me out of the daze I was in. "What are you smiling about?" She asked curiously.

"Just something that Damian sent me." I replied back before realizing that he could be back in any minute. "He's gonna be back in any minute, so you might want to leave." I continued. "You right." She replied, and with that, she left the room and headed down the hall. After a few minutes, Damian's tall figure appeared in the doorway. "Hey, Y/N/N." He said as he walked into the room and shut the door behind him. "Hi." I replied back, walking towards him, and before I knew it, my arms were wrapped around him, and his were wrapped me. "You want to spend time with me tonight?" Damian asked, looking down at me. "Yes." I replied with no hesitation. "Okay, let's go to catering, then we will leave." He said," And with that, he walked out of the room with me following right behind him. After a few minutes of walking, we finally made it to catering.

"Ooh, there's the couple." I heard Dom say in the corner."Dom solo éramos amigos, maldita sea." Damian said in a serious tone. "For all we know you guys could be fucking behind our backs." He chuckled taking a sip of his drink. "WE'RE NOT." I yelled, making myself be heard. "Woah, calm down bitch sorry you got hurt by the truth." Dom said which caused Damian to get mad because within seconds he was on top of Dom punching him in the face once again. "Damian, come on, let's go." I said, grabbing his arm and trying to pull him off of Dom but wasn't successful with it, so some of the other superstars helped and quickly broke up the fight.

"Let's go." I said once again, and with that me and Damian left catering and headed out to his car. After a few minutes, we finally made it to his car. "Here, get in." He said, holding the passenger door open for me. Once I was in the car, he shut the door and quickly walked over to the driver side and got in. "What are we going to do tonight?" I asked quietly. "Going to go to my place and watch a movie, I guess." He replied back before turning the key and pulling out of the parking lot. "That sounds like fun." I said, leaning my head against the window trying to process what had happened today. After a while of driving, we finally made it to his place. "We're here." He said as he helped me out of the car and to the front door. Once we made it to the front door, he pulled out his key and unlocked the door.

"I still can't get over how beautiful your house is." I said as I looked around. "And I still can't get over how beautiful you are." He said under his breath. "What was that?" I asked, still looking around. "Nothing, let's just go watch a movie." He replied back, grabbing my shoulders and leading me to the living room. Once we walked into the living room, I quickly sat on the couch and got comfortable. "So what movie do you want to watch?" Damian asked before sitting down beside me. "Uh, what about Marley and me?" I asked. "Sure, we can watch that." He replied, grabbing the remote and turning on the TV and putting Marley and me on the screen. "Thank you." Damian said, looking at me with a smile on his face.

"For what?" I replied, still focusing on the TV. "For spending the night with me." He replied back before slowly putting his arm on the back of the couch. After an hour into the movie, Damian's arm had moved to around my shoulder, so I cuddled into his side. After a while of cuddling, I realized that maybe Dom was right about me and Damian, so I quickly jumped away from him, which caused him to look at me. "What's wrong now, Y/N/N?" he asked. "Maybe Dom was right about us." I replied, looking at the floor. "What do you mean he's right?" Damian asked. "Maybe we're not just friends. I mean, do friends cuddle." I replied back, looking at the ground for the millionth time today.

"Or do friends give each other cute nicknames." I continued still looking at the ground. "Well, do you want to continue being amigos or be a couple?" He asked, causing me to look up and face him. "Qué?" I replied back. "Me escuchas." He replied, still obviously waiting for an answer. "I like you, so I mean, yeah, I guess we can be a couple." I finally said, which caused Damian to lean in closer and slowly pressed his lips to mine. After a few seconds of kissing, he finally pulled away. "I- I'm sorry." He said. "Don't be. I liked that a lot papi." I replied back. "Ok then." He said, and with that, he pushed me onto the couch to where I was now laying down as he hovered over me, putting his hands down beside each side of my head.

"Damian?" I asked, making eye contact with him. "Mhm." He replied. "Kiss me." I said as a bit my lip, and within seconds, his lips were on mine again but more rough this time. "Y/N/N I want to fuck you." Damian said out of no where. "Do it, please." I replied, trying to hold back the moan that was about to escape my lips. "Ok, take your clothes off for me then." He demanded, which caused me to put my hands on the waist band of my pants and pull them down, along with my underwear. "God damn you got a nice pussy." He said causing me to chuckle. "What you do, though." He continued. "Well, if you think it's so nice get to fucking it." I replied with a devilish grin and with that Damian got off the couch and pulled down his pants and boxers in one swift motion letting his big dick spring free.

"Holy fuck papi you're massive." I said as I reached out and grabbed it stroking it a few before putting my mouth around it. "Holy shit that feels good, Mami keep doing that." He said through the constant moaning, so I did what he said and quickened my pace, moving my mouth quickly up and down his shaft and slowly licking his tip with my tongue. After a few more minutes of me sucking him off, he pulled himself out of my mouth and had me lay back down on the couch. Once I was laying down, he hovered over me once again and slowly slid inside me, causing me to moan and grab onto his arms.

"You ok Y/N/N?" He asked, looking at me with a worried look on his face. "I'm fine. Just go." I replied, and with that, he started to move inside me, basically making me feel every inch of him. "God damn you feel good, baby." He said as he leaned down and kissed me before picking up his pace. "You're going to make me cum." I moaned out and within seconds of saying that I came all over his dick. "Good girl now let me cum." He said as he completely dominated me. "I can suck you off again." I replied through the moaning once again.

"You could but I want to cum inside your pretty little pussy." He said. "Do it then." I replied as I raised my hand up and slowly placed it on his bearded jaw. "I love you." I said, making eye contact with him again. "I- I love you too." He replied as he came inside me and collapsed on top of me. "We should do this more often Y/N." He said as he had his head buried into my neck. "Most definitely." I replied as I kissed his forehead, and with that, we laid there naked until the sun came up.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Will not lie I do not care for the way the Christian community often talks about how much better it was in the past! Why don't y'all catch scarlet fever without antibiotics and then we talk!!!

[heavenparkofficial]

HELLPARK ART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Furry version >:3

[hwaetnot]

Haven't seen this mentioned before (do tell me if you have!), but I'm sure this is visual symbolism:

There is no water in the water fountain.

Fraser and Frannie didn't have sex. 🚫 💦

(By contrast, he goes over a waterfall for Victoria...)

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

𝔐𝔢𝔱𝔞𝔩 𝔞𝔩𝔟𝔲𝔪 𝔞𝔯𝔱

𝔖𝔩𝔞𝔶𝔢𝔯 - 𝔖𝔬𝔲𝔱𝔥 𝔒𝔣 ℌ𝔢𝔞𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔞𝔯𝔱 𝔟𝔶 𝔏𝔞𝔯𝔯𝔶 ℭ𝔞𝔯𝔯𝔬𝔩𝔩

𝔖𝔢𝔭𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔞 - 𝔄𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔢 𝔞𝔯𝔱 𝔟𝔶 𝔐𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔢𝔩 𝔚𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔞𝔫

𝔐𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔱𝔥 - 𝔓𝔢𝔞𝔠𝔢 𝔖𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔰… 𝔅𝔲𝔱 𝔚𝔥𝔬'𝔰 𝔅𝔲𝔶𝔦𝔫𝔤? 𝔞𝔯𝔱 𝔟𝔶 𝔈𝔡 ℜ𝔢𝔭𝔨𝔞

[yourplasticpal]

The Metatron and the Divine Clockmaker

I can't be the first to think of this, I'm never that quick on the uptake, but I haven't seen it for myself - that I remember - between bouts of hyperfixating at tumblr and then running away, so ... here goes, for whatever it's worth.

I've been pondering for awhile when exactly I think God stopped talking, and left everyone to their own devices. The leading contender after season 2 was immediately after the whale "conversation" with Job. Maybe She got tired of not being appreciated "properly", in the way She wanted to be, and fucked off in a huff.

With more thought, I'm starting to wonder if we're dealing more with the Divine Clockmaker theory of the universe. As in, God setting all the pieces of the machine in place and then sitting back to let it run, from the very beginning. What if the pieces God specifically placed were the angels themselves, them and the plans they were given, and then She hid somewhere unknowable to let the show riff along on Her established framework? Or hid somewhere in plain sight, for that matter. As an angel, even. Saraqael? That's probably a stretch, but you see what I'm getting at.

Maybe the Metatron - who presumably had a different name at the time - saw looming disorder and disaster in the absence of a guiding force, saw the number of angels who were starting to question things and not get on with their work as they should, and he just ... decided to be the Metatron. Decided he knew better. The ultimate hubris.

I am the Voice of God now, She speaks through me and only me. Orders from on high. Don't worry about it.

But he isn't God. He isn't omnipotent, or all-knowing, or all-seeing. He can't hold all of Creation and every plan for it within himself, his big giant head isn't built for that. He doesn't know the Ineffable Plan, he can't, and it's only a matter of time before someone notices the Great Plan isn't quite the same thing, and doesn't make any damn sense.

Being the bully and the big fat fraud that he is, he's extremely sensitive to being questioned, to being found out.

Enter Crowley, that particular thorn in his side, with his "damn fool questions" and his refusal to just give up and stop asking, even when God is "unavailable" to address his concerns.

What if it was the Metatron putting on a voice the entire time?

What if the Fall was never part of God's plan, but the Metatron making sure everybody was too afraid to ever question him again?

What if "God" went on and on about whales because the Metatron maintained an interest and influence in the team he was originally made for, creating non-human life (or sea life at least), and the whales were his particular favorite?

In this scenario, I'd say he's damn lucky Crowley's love for Aziraphale wasn't enough to lure him blindly into Heaven, because either the two of them together would have immediately sussed everything and brought it down around his ears, or the Metatron would have succeeded in "accidentally" doing away with Crowley when he thought it was safe, and Aziraphale in his grief would have ripped the Metatron's entire existence apart with his teeth.

[kindaorangey]

well i'm comforted by the knowledge that book!armand has some faith in the christian god (and, like, that this faith is vital to his character) because it means theres absolutely no fucking way they'd just do that one-to-one in the show and so we're one step closer to an exploration of show!armand's relationship with islam