#tai hua

[habizuh-studios]

I WAS SLEEPING HOWEVER THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT. GUYS. WHAT IF AFTER THE EVENTS OF TGCF (IF THEY DON'T CHOOSE TO HAVE A DEMOCRACY OR WHATEVER I FORGOT) LANG QIANQIU BECOMES THE HEAVENLY EMPEROR. WHAT THEN. Xie Lian would be a top candidate, however...

He will not be in heaven for that long. he would rather be in ghost city, and therefore wouldn't spend that much time there

He would get assassinated within three seconds. i love you, xie lian, i would be your hua cheng if you wanted me too, but you are not good at politics.

Ling Wen could, but...

She is a civil god in charge of literally everything

making her the emperor would mean she has the power to just. not do that anymore. which no one wants

she wouldn't like it- she already has enough bullshit to deal with, politics just. would be a lot

Lang Qianqiu, on the other hand...

Has experience being a king

Has strong morals

Is not evil/learning to forgive

Is well-respected/well liked within the heavenly court

Will not get murdered by Ling Wen or Xie Lian

Do you see me?! Do you hear what I'm saying right now?!?! I'll edit later since I'm supposed to be sleeping but DO YOU GUYS HEAR ME

[lesser-robot-cat]

Hua Cheng: I have prepared some gifts for you. Xie Lian: How cute! They look just like... Feng Xin? Mu Qing? Hua Cheng: Gege doesn't like them. 💔 I'll throw them away immediately. Xie Lian: NO!!!

[missescara-23]

He’s just like me , falling asleep during important meetings and jumping to conclusions 🙌💖

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Qi Rong: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Lang Qianqiu: You looked in a mirror?

Qi Rong: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

[yeyayeya]

Quan Yizhen and Lang Qianqiu should be besties

[sidecharactersdomatter]

Thoughts I had during TGCF S2 Ep 7

One more half left to go!

Previously on TGCF…

-He’s squeezing his fist tight 

-Honey, the reason he’s not demanding requital cause he knows you never meant to cut him with E Ming

-What’s wrong is both man and sword are still upset for that mistake

-E Ming: No let him pet me!

Hua Cheng: Leave it!  It’s fine

E Ming: No I’m not! *sobs more*

-*Hua Cheng smacks E Ming*

E Ming: OWWWIIIEE!

-Hey that’s sentient mystical weapon abuse! I’m filing!

-Hua Cheng:Because it’s always crying!

E Ming: Because you don’t want to be vulnerable in front of him!

Hua Cheng: Useless

E Ming: NO I’M NOT!  

-See, there’s the sensory overload I was talking about to me that would be pain in your ears

-He still has the dice!

-That explains a lot

-“Hello Again” HAAAAAAAAAH

-“Oh come on Hua Cheng, teleport into Heaven.  *Tosses out soggy carrot* Sweep him off his feet, carry him off in style.” - Little John, Robin Hood (1973)

-And then the brain cell starts getting tossed around like a volleyball

-Well you know as they say, Heaven’s got a lotta stuff, a pair of dice ain’t one of them.  Also, pair of dice = Paradise, props.

-It’s the transmutation technique from the Fullmetal Alchemist series

-And then Feng Xin literally just went, ‘YOINK!’

-It’s a four!

-In they go

-There go the eardrums

-Could’ve told ‘em that earlier Qingxuan

-And four is the Chinese number for ‘Death’

-When you accidentally stumble into the opposite gender’s gym locker in junior to high during a tournament

-Not in the sauna!

-Try a badger mole’s tunnel

-Still could’ve told ‘em that earlier

-Now Mu Qing rolled a four

-That hair flip Mu Qing just did

-What are you doin in my swamp?!

-Gator boys!

-That lizard just blasted off

-Hadouken

-They’re just tossing swamp water at each other, that’s mature

-And even the gator people got scared

-Literally all the junior officials sneaking into the telepathic matrix:  FIGHT!  FIGHT!  FIGHT!  FIGHT

-Also:

NAN YANG!  NAN YANG!  NAN YANG!

XUAN ZHEN!  XUAN ZHEN!  XUAN ZHEN!

-And every other official just started another betting pool

-Qingxuan’s the only sane god in this pickle

-Just imagine the Gaang rolling the dice

-Yeah that’s pretty

-A water droplet

-Hey no interrupting!

-The same dark sword

-He does

-His huge ass goddang sword

-Round 2!

-A sword fight that could have the energy of Sokka vs. Piandao

-Hua Cheng gasped!

-The wind

-“Forget the forgotten” what Jun Wu told him in Ep 1

-His eyes glowed

-Ruoye just evilly grinned

-A.  Yeah I was wrong on the fight comparison with the sword duel in Atla book 3

B.  THAT’S IT!!!

-He spared your life be grateful 

-“All’s fair in love and war.”  Was that one of Sun Tzu’s teachings?

-Like the Crimson Rain Sought Flower

-“The perfect being you crafted in your mind is only just that.”  Well that’s a good lesson because in reality nobody’s actually perfect.

-“I never was that person.  Believing I was will only disappoint you.” That last sentence is also great advice for how we revere certain famous people.

-That old conflict and prejudice

-Scapegoats are never good

-Thank you Mengyou

-Another genocide prevented

-Mengyou wants to move forward instead of staying in the past

-It’s official, Mengyou is the MVP of Season 2

-Power is also knowledge aside from duty.

-He smiled as Fang Xin

-Thank you Fang Xin and Mengyou

-He was a good ruler

-He lied!

-Why did he kill the previous king and queen of Yong’An

-Literally any of my TGCF OCs witnessing Xie Lian laughing and then crying: Is he ok?

Also I heard about Xie Lian being indecisive on laughing or crying and another TGCF OC will be like: Laugh or Cry?  Just pick one!

-Hua Cheng knows he is not ok

-It’s like a Matryoshka doll and a punching dummy had a small ancient Chinese uptight baby

-That 3D dice toss and teleportation

-A cave

-He took his sword

-There’s no where to hide

-The orcs from Tolkien’s fantasy novels

-He doesn’t have the will to fight

-Smurfs

-Ghost disguise Hua Cheng and Xie Lian are instant sketching inspiration!

-They look awesome!

-Qi Rong mention

-In other words, Qi Rong sticks a blue candle on all his ghost goons and calls it a day

-Dumb as a sack of stones

-He’s got fangs!

-Who’s he gonna meet?

5 episodes left! 2 more acts left in chapter 1 of The Scrap Immortal and the Avatar

[missveryvery]

lang qianqiu being best buds with xiao shiwei over on the adult bluesky acct.

honestly, i'm still not sure who does what. lqq seems too dumb to know what to do properly, but i think he'd try his best. he'd have a really determined face the whole time. very like "leave it up to me!" and like wink and then somehow they both end up with concussions.

[beyourselfchulanmaria]

👍 ❤ Beautiful sunset in Lake Taihu, China (photo by Fenn Chin) 太湖 是中國五大淡水湖之一，水域面積排行第三，位於江蘇省南部和浙江省北部交界處，而在行政區劃上完全屬於江蘇省，是江、浙兩省的界湖，大部分水域位於蘇州市，有「包孕吳越」之稱。湖泊周邊的主要城市，江蘇省境內的是蘇州、無錫、宜興，常州。浙江省境內的是湖州。太湖是國家重點風景名勝區之一。 Lake Taihu, is a large freshwater lake in the Yangtze Delta plain near Shanghai, China. The lake belongs to Jiangsu and the southern shore forms its border with Zhejiang. With an area of 2,250 square kilometers (869 sq mi) and an average depth of 2 meters (6.6 ft), it is the third-largest freshwater lake in China, after Poyang and Dongting. The lake houses about 90 islands, ranging in size from a few square meters to several square kilometers. Lake Tai is linked to the renowned Grand Canal and is the origin of a number of rivers, including Suzhou Creek. In recent years, Lake Tai has been plagued by pollution as the surrounding region experienced rapid economic growth. 🙂 Thanks~*

[sbcwolfie]

I forgot it was WIP Wednesday yesterday… so here is this today <3

An AU I am currently constructing✨ but omg I love the floating lantern design I constructed for the xianle kingdom! The red is the little birthmark or marking we see on Xie Lian’s head when he’s a child, along with the other children of Xianle when running around with the children from Taihua. And then the gold roses come from an outfit we see his highness wear. Symbolism at its finest💅

[rp-guzi]

guzi, what do you think about the god, lang qianqiu?

My opinion on Lang Qianqiu is probably not an actual accurate picture of who he really is.

I only met him one time, and I was kind of a lot distracted that day because I thought I was gonna die. ლ(◉‿◉ ლ) I can give you the impressions I got, though.

My VERY first impression was that he was a really cute little doll, hehe. (っ˘u˘ς) I remember thinking it was really funny how his face had been painted to be so pouty and angry when most of the toys I have seen have smiles. It was adorable enough to distract me from my imminent death.

Turns out he wasn't actually a daruma, though, but a god! THAT threw me for a loop! (*ﾟｰﾟ)

I remember peeking out of the rubble where I was hiding. I saw his wide shoulders and felt the sheer amount of pressure his power exerted on the room when it expanded. I'm not sure what was said between him and my dad, but there was a moment when he went from looking baffled to looking REALLY scary. ⋋( ●´⌓`●)⋌

Dad insisted it didn't hurt when Lang Qianqiu attacked him, and that he just found it funny. He WAS laughing the whole time, and I guess nothing that happened to that old body of his was a real threat to him since his ashes are hidden away safe. It wasn't painful to me at the time because I didn't know Qi Rong would be my dad yet, he was just some guy that had captured us and was getting chopped up and melted.

Now, it's ... not great to call those images to mind, to say the least.

(~﹏~;)

But I guess I do kinda owe Lang Qianqiu one in an odd twist of fate. Without what he did, my dad might not have ever become my dad.

Other thoughts:

his sword is way cool! The coolest sword I have ever seen! (Sorry, E-ming!)

My dad hates him because he's Yong An royalty

He is mad at my dad and Scrap Gege? I'm not fully sure, but I think he wants to fight both of them.

I don't want to be unfair and judge him without getting to know him personally

If he hurts my dad again, though, I don't care that he has a cute doll form OR that he is a god - I'll find a way to make him regret it.

[breadbanruan]

Oh yeah did I ever post this? Xie Lian as Fangxin Guoshi. Find me on insta @/breadollo.art for more mxtx stuff including cosplays

[granduncleqirong]

Chat... important question.

[morethanwonderful]

Which MXTX Character Would Be Most Insufferable Online?

Full Bracket

(Bonus match theme: The horror of finding your teacher on social media)

[teapotteakettle]

~Tai Zi Dianxia~

i can't even blame Hong-er, i too would start foaming at the mouth if this man so much as looked at me

[sidecharactersdomatter]

Thoughts I had during TGCF S2 Ep 8

Starting this week, I’ll be finishing my TGCF S2 Reactions!

Now here we go!

Previously on TGCF…

-That’s a lot of Orcs

-Man, I’m surprised none of Qi Rong’s lackeys are noticing disguised!Xie Lian and Hua Cheng and are like, “What?  I don’t remember the boss hiring ghosts more eye catching than we are.”

-“Oh?  Would you like me to do that?”  That delivery was awesome and it got Xie Lian adorably flustered!

-They have fangs!

-XL, you stopped two guys in a sword fight in Ep 5 you’ll still come out on top

-That’s the only quality he respects

-They’re still blending in

-That’s a lot of humans

-Baby Guzi!!!

-A new disguise!!!

-He’s returned

-Xie Lian looks great as a mortal in disguise

-There’s like 20 of them

-I’m surprised another lackey is noticing disguised Xie Lian and San Lang at the end of line and says, “Hey, I don’t remember capturing those last two.  Shouldn’t we tie ‘em up with the other humans?” And then the other ghost just goes “Nah, our king we’ll be pleased with two more for his feast.”

-That creepy odd flute music

-Aw baby Guzi

-Whoever did this track, props

-He touched his hand!!!

-He’s writing hanzi!

-San Lang understood! 

-San Lang’s still savoring the touch!

-Now San Lang has a message too!

-In other words he just wrote, “Heads up”

-*Content Warning for Accidental and unintentional Cannibalism*

-Gross

-That ain’t meat jerky

-Thank you San Lang

-That music keeps getting creepier as they travel deeper

-His throne room

-Ugh that ain’t chili

-San Lang’s enraged!

-That Xie Lian statue

-Oh no that statue was beaten in the past!

-They took their anger out on a young man who tried to help

-And here he is!

-He knows him

-That green oni mask

-Thank you Hua Cheng and E Ming!

-Aand there’s a backup chorus

-I think ‘Murderize’ disappointed every English Major watching this Episode

-Thank you Pei Xiu!

-I think he just wanted to be left in peace

-My eyes widened as Qi Rong swore like a really bad sailor

-Gross Qi Rong, that’s disgusting this guy’s officially worse than Koh the face stealer

-Man, I don’t think we’ve heard Feng Xin swear a lot until the previous episode 

-San Lang’s controlling his anger

-I wouldn’t want to be massaged by ancient Chinese orcs

-Xuan Ji got mentioned

-It’s official, Qi Rong supports Women’s wrongs

-RIP Xiao Ying, Pengtou not so much

-Qi Rong roasted the heck outta almost every Heavenly Official shown so far in the series

-I think Hua Cheng’s already better than Qi Rong

-He’s trying to cause drama between the martial gods

-His legs are propped up on Stone!XL’s bowing head

-The Dragon floor relief

-‘Pei Fling’’s an accurate nickname

-That one orc selecting a new human: Eenie, meanie, meinie, That guy

-Oh no Baby Guzi!

-Nyoom! Gotta go fast! - Basically Hua Cheng

-Literally the lackey that focused on XL and HC: I told you we should’ve tied those two guys back with the others! (This quote was inspired by one of Catwoman’s Henchmen in a cold opening of an episode in Batman: The Brave and the Bold and that same henchman said, “I told you we should’ve taken his utility belt!”)

-He caught the statue!

-And the statue’s gently placed on the ground

-Doll!Qianqiu moved!

-They’ve got more cave trolls!

-His eyes glowed

-Gotta go fast again!

-His head’s in an iron grip!

-Dang, literally 0 seconds after Qi Rong asked for help and got faceplanted into the ground by Hua Cheng sent all of his armed lackeys fleeing into the cave.  Dude really has the dumbest henchmen in the series

-Guzi’s Dad’s last action of selflessness was protecting his own son

-XL saved Baby Guzi!

-You gotta love Bad Cop!Hua Cheng

-Parental Xie Lian!

-Dude if I were you I’d keep the kid with me at all times, not that I want to be parent whatsoever

-Move over MCU Loki

-Qi Rong low key has the same pathetic energy as Prince John did in Disney’s Robin Hood

-“And then there’s me.  Smiling, as I end your damn life!” Preach Hua Cheng

-Right in front of his own statue

-There goes the Oni Mask

-Ugh purple lipstick and Xie Lian had better cosmetics in S1 EPs 1-3

8 down! 4 Eps left to go!