Edit: muted this monstrosity but if you're looking for the blank template it's on my blog and I'll tag this and it with "the stupid fucking shorts post" so you don't have to scroll through everything 💀😂 (I did not make the template btw, I don't know who the OP is but if you do please let me know)
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Cryptid Bill is one of my favourite things, who wants to make spaghetti with me and take a walk through a forest?
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As a non-Archives listener, this is what I’ve gathered.
Archives Fandom, aggressively shaking and sobbing: What are you doing in my house?!? What are you doing in my house?!?
Trevor Herbert, delightful autism pose: I Want Waffle Fries.
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So this was how Trevor ran his election campaign, right?
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jon was literally sitting there with a knife to his throat and he still couldn't stop himself from bitching i love him so much
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Lena, frantically trying to make the office nice for god damn Trevor Herbert, Vampire Hunter
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Do you think a depressed person could make these??
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Yeah Jon and Martin would be around 50 years old in this universe if they weren’t dead
Yeah Basira is a teacher in this universe
Yeah Georgie is paranoid in this universe
BUT TREVOR IS RICH??? NUH UH
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men who would have a big wolfy grin after making you squirt for the first time. practically laughing at you, laughing at how they fucked you so dumb all you could do was squirt.
“daddy fucked you dumb, hmm? feel good?” he groaned. “you look so fucking pathetic, pussy all stretched, whimpering like a bitch. making such a big mess” you felt embarrassed, humiliated. it was your first time feeling such pleasure, you didn’t know what it was until it happened. his words made your pussy clench, loving every second of him humiliating you. you turn your head away, feeling flustered.
“look at me.” he ordered. and you obeyed, not daring to defy him. “you’re gonna do that again, but this time it’ll be in my mouth.” he says as he lowers his head, kissing and biting the inside of your thighs. “you hear me.” “yes daddy.” he smirks before giving your clit a good long lick. “atta girl.”
༊ * · ˚ reiner, eren, kenpachi, grimmjow, isshin, aizen, gintoki, toushirou, toji, gojo, sukuna, muzan, uzui, hak, trevor fckn belmont
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