#comedians in queues

[stalebagels]

[moomoocowmaid]

I work overtime at the funny factory, operating the joke machine to queue stuff up in case I die suddenly

[woefully-devoted]

The same people who hop on here and twitter to make shitty memes when someone they don't like dies or is diagnosed with an illness, proceeding to then whine about a comedian they don't like because they were "offended", is proof of the fucked up society everyone's created. They truly believe that everyone needs to care about the bubble wrap they decided to wrap around themselves but in turn, think they can act like dickheads towards anyone that doesn't agree with them. And now we have the boo hoo crew whining about the new Matt Rife special thinking Netflix or anyone else cares? Trust me, we don't. If It's not your kind of comedy, watch something else and move the fuck on. Plus, the people he's joking about are literally laughing in their seats so maybe the issue isn't that he's "offensive", but more so everyone else taking life too seriously. For real, you all would've hated Don Rickles which...I'm sorry for your loss.

[soyboysace]

while i may love certain taskmasters series for 1-2 comedians in particular (i.e. mike wozniak in s11, fern brady and john kearns in s14, etc.), in terms of overall cast dynamics, series 1, 4 and 7 take the cake easily

[ballroomfitz]

This year for Comic Relief, we're putting Simon Pegg in a Saw trap!

[mastcrmarksman]

Shows up at his door frame holding banana peel, '' Your doing? '' Someone apparently slipped over.

❝ Oh wow, a banana peel! ❞ He feigns total shock that Pietro's holding up a discarded peel as if it isn't obvious with the color and floppy shape. ❝ You slip on that? ❞ Clint stabs his fork into the bowl he's holding which consists of chopped fruits. At the end of the fork is a sliced bit of banana which he shoves into his mouth and chews for a moment.

❝ I have no idea who'd do something like that. It's very Buster Keaton humor, ya' know? ❞ He doesn't even intend to pick out another sliced banana from his assorted fruit bowl. There were strawberries, grapes, and other fruits, but the banana was definitely in there intentionally. ❝ Maybe ask Methesulah? That seems right up his alley. ❞ Considering the fact that Buster Keaton was around the 1920s and Steve was from the 1920s, that was all very intentional on Clint's part.

Like either of them would believe Steve would discard a banana peel; the golden oldie was more of a knuckle sandwich kind of guy anyways. Clint's jaw is still sore from the last one he got from rounds with Steve. Clint is, however, thrilled to see that Pietro received his gift well.

[sarcastic-clapping]

if i write something unhinged and embarrassing in my tags and you swoop in and hit me with a “prev” before i get the chance to delete them for being too cringe….i regret to inform you that i’ve fallen irrevocably in love with you.

[faenissa]

I know it won't solve all my problems but I am impatiently waiting for when the recording of John-Luke Roberts' show "A World Just Like Our Own But..." comes out and I can watch it on loop as a comfort. One of the best comedy shows I've ever seen, just so full of silliness and heart and optimism and rave tracks about Henry VIII's marriages and it's just something really special and that reminds me why I adore live comedy.

[ria-starstruck]

NOBODY likes my 1/day queue...this is so sad 😔 (joking SDFHFSLSDJF i love a good excuse to make the queue faster)

[emblemxeno]

there’s 3h TikTok? I never knew. I guess I was to afraid to check it out considering TikTok is the bottom of the barrel when it comes to differing opinions and nuance. I’m honestly kind of scared to think of what the fandom is like on a platform that’s like twitter but so much worse.

It's mostly vines since those are more in the social media conscious, but the TikToks do exist. When I was in the trenches of 3H fandom back in 2019-2020, I sifted through every kind of content related to it, just like the Takumi standup back when Fates released.

[stalebagels]

[rainbowpopeworld]

Everyone needs to know Hari Kondabolu and this video from almost a decade ago is as good a place to start as any. He mocks thoroughly an interview that Matthew McConnaughey did with The Advocate about his allyship.

[scorpion-flower]

I can't believe I came to like a stand up comedian who's anti-zionist (despite being half Israeli, she is also half Iranian and is against the moral police but from what I can tell this isn't that uncommon) & who used to be a member of the UN as well, but now she's saying that she's gonna make a joke on non binary people on her next show and has made fun of people who state their pronouns.

Like, no, thank you. Transphobic jokes in 2023 while you claim to be an activist and speak for those who don't have the priviledge to?

[cryptidsdad]

“ if you question the master, you get bit in the ass. ”

“Hm. Sounds kinky.” Amusement clear in his voice as a smirk tugged at the corner of his lips. “Speaking from experience there, bud? Or are you the ‘master’ in this situation?”

[l-tothe-og]

[Inspo from the anon suggesting aemond in his will smith era at an awards ceremony]

consider another celebrity au but with secret dating instead of a pr relationship so aemond publicly calling luke his bf after assaulting someone live on stage is how they accidentally reveal the relationship to everyone including their family

queue jace trying to get on stage as he also feels the urgent need to enter his will smith era

bonus points if aemond ends up saying "keep my husbands name out your f*cking mouth" cuz they actually got married in vegas a few months ago

aegon at the table (who already knew & was the flower boy at their ceremony) to alicent : damn that's crazy

ahahahaaaaa love this idea! enjoy some will-smith-face-slap!lucemond

Some shitty comedian, known for pushing the envelope and not particularly liking the Targaryens gets up and says something ridiculous and rude that serves as an uncalled for punctuation mark at the end of a list of repeated offenses toward their family.

This one just so happens to be toward Luke, widely liked and fiercely protected by his family. Which means it isn't exactly a surprise when the cameras pan to Jace and Baela being held back from the stage. Rhaenyra has a death grip on Daemon, who looks like he's about to kill the guy. And Joff, Aegon, and Viserys try to dodge security on their way to defend their older brother. Luke, meanwhile, is looking desperately somewhere the cameras can't pick up on.

But it isn't Luke, or anyone from his side of the family that makes it up on stage to confront the guy.

It's Aemond. And before anyone has a chance to be confused about how he's up there, or why, he's cocking back and punching the guy in the mouth.

"Keep my husband's name out of your fucking mouth." The audience erupts. Every social media platform blows up. The second the words leave Aemond's mouth, it's clear that he's just let slip the biggest piece of news for the night.

Cutting away from the stage, the cameras go back to catch the greens and their reaction. Alicent is shocked (before the punch, she'd been seen laughing at the joke at Luke's expense), Helaena is turned completely away from the camera, and Aegon, drunk and silly, yells at the camera "Cat's out of the bag!"

Cameras go back to Luke. He's smiling out of the corner of his mouth. If one was good enough at reading lips, they'd see him say "That's my man."

Aemond calmy walks back off stage, away from his spot by his family, and over to Luke, where he remains for the rest of the night. In the coming weeks, the slap and reveal are all anyone talks about. The comedian capitalizes off of Aemond's 'brutality', Rhaenyra and Alicent team up to try and get their sons' marriage annulled, and Luke and Aemond enjoy their first tastes of freedom and openness.

[taintedtowers]

Don't look away!