#once again all credit goes to matthcwboyd

[willyoustillteachme]

The foxes as things my running team has said

Neil Josten: We came here to run track and eat ass, and the workout's over

Andrew Minyard: I wanna be called "quadzilla"

Kevin Day: Now I really wish I was an aborted fetus

Dan Wilds: I'm not a girl!!! I'm a MAN!

Matt Boyd: I need something that makes my eardrums twerk

Renee Walker: Who's Thot?? Is that a biblical figure??

Aaron Minyard: If snakes learned that moving around warmed them up, they'd be unstoppable

Nicky Hemmick: You look like Brokeback Mountain meets neopolitan ice cream

Seth Gordon: Does cocaine make you run faster?

Allison Reynolds: I'm Cupid bitch

Wymack: I carry a Glock, honey

Jeremy Knox: *really excited* I got you a pumpkin!!!

Jean Moreau: *talking about burpees* If there's a surprise 40, there's a surprise suicide

Abby: You're gonna get sun cancer

Bee: I have a deodorant stick if anyone gets hungry

Riko: aka death...the best death around

Ryland: The more straps, the more fun

Bonus Wymack: I enabled them to act like idiots

Bonus Nicky: Everytime I look at a boy, I get pregnant

Bonus Andrew: Bees are like AIDS, they don't attack you unless you're gay

Bonus Neil: Running gave me rabies twice